If you were fucking Kerry Marie, would you be okay with it if she suddenly let loose with, "Oh, fuck my big tits! Slam your cock in my dirty whore cunt"? Or would you just be happy that you're fucking Kerry and you wouldn't give a fuck what she said?
The poll currently running at SCORELAND asks, “Who does the best dirty (or erotic) talking out of this list?” The choices are Christy Marks, Crystal Gunns, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Kerry Marie and Stephanie Stalls.
This is an interesting list that Elliot has compiled. I have to admit, I normally don’t think of nasty fuck talk when I think about Kerry Marie and Kelly Christiansen, but Elliot did add the “erotic” disclaimer. A lot of other girls could have gone on this list, but Elliot wasn’t try to publish a phone book. Several months ago, I pointed out that Gya Roberts said, “I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.” Pretty good stuff. And Sonja Haze, an XLGirls.com newcomer, followed up a torrent of “fucks” with, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore pussy!” As sex talk goes, it doesn’t get much nastier than that.
Elizabeth Starr can also unleash the fuck talk, throwing out the filthy words almost non-stop in a XXX video that’s airing at SCORELAND. “Oh, fuck that pussy! Oh, now you’re trying to play with my asshole, aren’t you? You know how to fuck that pussy, don’t you? Fuck that pussy! Hold that ass!”
Damn fine stuff.
Some guys like the “lady in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing. I kinda go for the “whore in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing, but that’s a matter of personal taste. I do like it when a girl who seems shy and demure starts screaming the “F” and “C” (cock, cunt, cum) words like an out-of-control slut. It’s so unexpected.
So, here are my questions for you:
1. Who are your all-time greatest fuck-talkers among SCORE Girls?
2. Do you like when a woman keeps it kind of demure, like, “Oh, fuck my pussy!” or do you like it when she goes all out, as in, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore cunt!”?
3. When you’re having sex in your personal life, do you like when your partner unleashes the fuck talk? If your wife or girlfriend or whatever said, “Slide your big, greasy rod in my needy cunt,” would that turn you on or get you soft? Or does it depend on the situation?
Of course, I ask these questions for research purposes only, but I kindly ask that you answer them…you dirty, sleazy, fuckin’ Blog readers!
NOTE FROM ELLIOT: I apologize for hijacking Dave’s Blog but I have to include a SCOREVideos link to a girl I am convinced has one of the dirtiest mouths of any SCORE model of the last ten years, Dolly, a very underrated brunette from the northeast . Listen to the filth Dolly says in these two clips. Sheer poetry. Pure magic. Total enchantment. The torrent of dirty words is non-stop in the video she did for us. It was a very long video, almost 40 minutes, and she doesn’t stop the fuck talk for a second. The quality of Dolly’s voice is very sexy too. I’d have chosen different clips myself for this sampling but you’ll get the idea. Here’s the link.
Then there’s Dolly Delight, the Brit blonde who recently traveled with the SCORE peeps to Montego Bay, Jamaica. She’s got her nasty rap down very nicely too, in an English accent. Props to her also. I love potty mouthed girls. Click here for this Dolly.
Donita Dunes is probaby my favorite porn star ever and my go-to jack girl. If SCORE was all about me, she'd be in every issue. But it's not, so she isn't.
I’m going to make a confession: I’m the editor of SCORE (that’s not the confession part), but the magazine doesn’t always reflect my exact personal tastes (that’s the confession part). Yes, I love big tits. Yes, I was a SCORE reader and SCORELAND member before I came to The SCORE Group. But the fact is that if the magazine reflected my exact personal tastes, some of you wouldn’t be happy. The thing is, the main job of an editor is knowing what your readers like and why they like it, then giving it to them. I do understand how every girl who appears in the magazine will appeal to many readers. Bottom line: SCORE is not about me. It’s about you. All of you.
I love Victoria Brown. She's nasty. She's slutty. She'll do anything on camera. I don't want to have a conversation with her. I want to bone her in the ass.
Which brings me to the poll question that’s currently running on the Blog. It goes, “What would be your dream date with your favorite big-boobed model?” The results so far:
Just get to know her better over dinner: 12%
Something romantic, and if it leads to sex, great: 18%
Something fun, and if it leads to sex, great: 37%
Date? I just want to fuck her!: 21%
I’ll take dinner and a tit-fuck.: 12%
It boggles my mind that for 67% of you, the dream date doesn’t have to involve sex. Maybe it’s because I’ve already had the opportunity to meet and get to know the girls, so now I want to have sex with them. But I don’t think that’s all of it. Even when I was a SCORE and Voluptuous reader and SCORELAND member, I wanted to do two things with the models: 1. Jack to them; 2. Fuck them.
And there’s another thing.
I like sluts. I love sluts. I don’t want my big-titted models to be glamour girls. I have no fantasies of marrying them or of them being my girlfriend. I want them to dress like sluts and act like sluts. They don’t even have to be sluts; they just have to act like them at the appropriate times. But, you may have noticed, we don’t go for the hooker/slut look too often in SCORE and on SCORELAND. Why? Because it’s not what most of you guys want. But I do love our website BigTitHooker.com.
One of my favorite photos on SCORELAND. It's sleazy, it's in-your-face. It's of Aspen, who I've met several times. She's a very nice girl. But I like her best with a cock in her mouth.
I’m kinda this way with professional athletes, too. I have no desire to meet any of them or go out to lunch with any of them (except for maybe SaRenna Williams, but I’d just sit there and stare at her rack). I sometimes hear about charity dinners in which people pay to sit at the same table with a famous athlete. Yeah, and do what? I want David Wright (the Mets’ third baseman) to do one thing for me this season: hit home runs. I have no desire to meet him. Of course, this could be because I used to be a sports writer and know that professional athletes tend to be extremely uninteresting.
That’s not true of SCORE Girls. They tend to be very interesting and a lot of fun, too. But the thing is, they have those big tits, and those pussies they love to show off, and the whole idea of it is so nasty and hot…I just want to fuck them, and yeah, dinner would be nice, but…
Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.
The SCORELAND Blog voters have spoken, and they have a message for all you girls out there: “Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” That’s right. “A blow job is not just about my cock-head and shaft,” they’re saying. “It’s about my sac and butthole, too!”
We asked, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Here’s how the results turned out:
“Head, shaft and suck those balls, too!” got 53%
“Suck my shaft! Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” got 26%
“Just the head and shaft, please!” got 21%
Just remember, guys: If you want your girl to pay attention to your balls and asshole, rub-a-dub-dub!
Lots of action in the “Best of the Decade” voting over the weekend. Eva Notty, who’s running tit-to-tit with Ashley Sage Ellison for SCORE Newcomer of the Year, was voted No. 29. Renee Ross is No. 28. And Kali West is No. 27. Congratulations, girls, on your very impressive showings to go with your very impressive racks.
Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?
Last week, I pointed out that Angelina Vallem was doing very well in the voting, in effect giving her the proverbial kiss of death. Right now, the biggest surprise is that Merilyn Sakova doesn’t seem to be headed for a Top 10 finish, but that can easily change.
All 26 remaining girls in the contest have appeared in Voluptuous magazine. Nine of the 26 have done all-the-way boy-girl. And I’m proud to report that you guys have long memories. Two of the remaining girls–Nadine Jansen and Sharday–debuted in 2001.
And finally, I know I’m late to the game on this one, but there’s a documentary on BBC called “My Big Breasts and Me” about the so-called problems naturally stacked women have. I call your attention to Jodie, a stacked music student who, despite these hardships, loves showing off her tits. Check your cable guide. In the U.S., the show has aired on BBC America.
Last week we had a very interesting poll up on the blog.
The question we asked you was, “Have you ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know (other than a hooker or stripper) and asked to feel her tits?”
Out of the 234 of you that answered, the results are as follows:
* Yes, and she let me! = 12%
* Yes, and she told me to get lost. = 5%
* Yes, and she hit me. = 2%
* Of course not. Do you think I’m crazy? = 75%
* I didn’t ask. I just did it. = 6%
Naturally, most of you went with the, “Do you think I am crazy?” answer. Sure. Why not? It’s safe and polite and a perfectly acceptable answer. So that is all I have to say about that result.
And now I want to talk to the 12 percent of you who said, “Yes, and she let me!”
Cindy Cupps gets the "cup and lift" from a lucky guy.
First of all, kudos to you ballsy guys out there. As a chick with big boobs, people ask me all the time if they are real and then, if they can cop a feel. I never get offended. I don’t always say yes, either. But I understand the lure of big boobs and the curiosity that they create to the average person. Most of the time, I think people ask to cop a feel just to see if they are real or what tits that big feel like. I am guilty of it, too. In fact, you can see in one of my videos with Renee Ross, whose breasts are WAY BIGGER than mine, that I ask if I can grab them. How could I not? They are fucking huge and glorious! (And she let me, too. THANK YOU, RENEE!)
I think that when you have big hooters, you kind of expect the, “Can I touch them?” moment. And like I said, I don’t always say yes, but on some occasions, I allow it. I mean, I am not talking about erotic nipple-rubbing and grabbing. I am talking about a simple cup and lift. That’s all it takes to put a smile on some lady or man’s face and I don’t think it’s dirty or raunchy. (And yes, I said lady’s face. You would be surprised how many women ask to feel me up. In fact, I am going to say that more often than not, it’s women, not men, who want to get their hands on my hoots.) But it takes a certain finesse to get me to say yes. First of all, you can’t be a drunk, sloppy mess when you ask. I am not your drunken blow-up doll fantasy. Second of all, you can’t just come up and ask that. You should build into that kind of thing with some conversation and get-to-know-you chatting. And lastly, don’t ask with your hands up and in cupping-position already. That’s presumptuous and rude. But hey, that’s just me. A lot of women I know with big boobs will offer a cup and lift to someone first, without being asked. “Do you want to touch them?” or, “Would you like to see them?” are questions that I have heard from a busty beauty or two in my lifetime.
What I want to know is, if you are one of these 12 percent of readers who answered, “Yes, and she let me!” what is your technique for getting the grope? How do you go about it? I would like to hear your stories. And I think that it is necessary that the 75 percent of our blog readers who answered, “Of course not! Do you think I’m crazy?” get as many pointers as possible. lol
Chime in, chest-grabbers! I want to hear your tit tales!
This week’s poll asks if you’ve ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know and asked her if you could feel her tits. I don’t care if you were drunk or completely lucid when you popped the question, I just want to know. By the way, hookers and strippers don’t count!
Last week’s poll asked for your feelings about photos and videos of busty, pregnant women. The most popular answer at 45% was “I don’t like them,” but 32% of respondents said they loved them and 18% said they liked them, which means those in favor of seeing busty, pregnant women outnumbered those not in favor by 50% to 45%. Only 5% said, “I don’t care as long as I knocked her up.”
Now for some notes from the weekend.
1. The “Best of the Decade” contest had its first tie on Saturday. Sarah Mercury and Brandy Dean finished with an identical number of votes. Brandy ended up at No. 77 because our computer is programmed to eliminate the model who reaches the losing vote total first. But Sarah lasted only one more day and ended up at No. 76. Congratulations to both ladies. Brandy is one of the horniest on-camera fuckers I’ve ever seen (she loves black cock). As I’ve mentioned, Sarah was a huge favorite among V-Men during the early years of this decade. Whenever we put her on the cover, issues of V-Mag flew off the racks.
2. Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, has been displaying her very nice, naked rack on the TV show Californication. According to news reports, Susan Sarandon (who’s very nicely racked herself and looked highly jackable in The Rocky Horror Picture Show) had no problems with her 24-year-old daughter getting naked. It’s good to know that nice tits and exhibitionism run in the family.
3. Finally, the Orange County Register reports, “Denise Richards has downsized her breasts. So has Victoria Beckham, along with Tara Reid, Sharon Osbourne, and Tamra Barney of Real Housewives of Orange County…Enough stars have reduced their chest size recently that celebrity watchers have declared it a trend, even though other stars from Heidi Montag to Pamela Anderson have chosen to expand their breasts.” Must’ve been a slow news day. Please, I’m searching, show me the 100% straight man who likes small tits more than big tits and the woman with A-cups or B-cups who doesn’t want C-cups or D-cups. Now that would be a story.
Last week we asked you to tell us what type of busty model is your favorite. Astonishingly,mega-boobed came in first at 27%, followed by plumper at 22%; young, slim and natural at 22%; over 30 and natural at 17%; over 30 and augmented at 7%; and young, slim and augmented at 5%. Why do I say it’s so astonishing that mega-boobed came in first? Because many of the first 19 models eliminated in the “Best of the Decade” contest at SCORELAND are, indeed, mega-boobed! What the hell is going on here?
Two girls from the Top 100: Africa (#88) patiently waits as Cassitty (#82) sucks. Several years ago, the girls went tit-to-tit in the "Big Tit Challenge," and the cock-stiffening blow-by-blow is still posted at Scoreland.
This week’s poll asks, “How do you feel about pregnant photo sets?” Love them? Like them? Hate them? Don’t care as long as the girl has big tits? Let us know.
But let’s go back to the “Best of the Decade” contest for a second. Now, we’re all adults here, so let’s be open about what’s going on: So far, every single one of the 19 models who have been eliminated has been either 1.) Enhanced or 2.) Black. I could comment further on this, but I’m not going to because I’ll just get emotional. I will say this: My No. 1. of the decade is black, so you know where I stand on the issue.
By the way, congratulations to Cassitty for coming in at No. 82, a very fair and impressive ranking that places her in the top 10% of all newcomers this decade. When it comes to sucking cock, though, Cassitty is in the top 1%.
Tits, ass or face? With Karina Hart, you don't have to choose. But in this week's poll, you do.
This week’s poll asks you to tell us what’s most important to you: a girl’s tits, her ass or her face. I would’ve included legs and pussy, too, but we didn’t have room for hundreds of combinations. And, yeah, we know, you want it all. But what if you had to choose?
Last week’s poll asked, “What size should the guy’s cock be in a XXX scene?” Twenty-one percent said he should have a super-sized cock; 18% said he should have a big cock; 9% said he should have an average cock. And the majority, 51%, said, “Why the hell would I care about a guy’s cock?” Okay, I’ll tell you why: the stretch effect. A girl’s pussy looks hot when it’s stretched around a big cock. And when a girl is doing her best to jam a lot of cock into her mouth, that’s hot, too. I guarantee that if every porn stud had a five-inch cock, you guys wouldn’t be happy about it. Why do you think guys like John Holmes, Ron Jeremy and Diesel became famous? Because of their personalities? No! And tell me the name of the famous little-dicked porn star. Can’t do it, can you? Case closed.
Brandy Talore gets what she wants: cum on her tits and her face!
This week’s poll asks where you want the cum shot to land when you’re watching a hardcore big-tit video. On her tits? On her face? On her ass? In her mouth? In her pussy? So many choices. And, hey, some of those stunt cocks have really bad aim and the cum lands in the girl’s hair (I like that, they usually don’t) or in her eyes (the girls hate that; they say it stings).
This reminds me of something Brandy Talore (who’s had more than her share of cum on her tits) said to Christy Marks: “I’m over having guys cum on my boobs. I mean, I like it, but all guys want to do is cum on my boobs. I understand that, but please, someone give me a facial!” Hey, Brandy, no problem! I’m whipping up a batch right now!
Last week, we asked if you enjoy eating pussy, and I was shocked by the results. A whopping 75% said yes, while only 12% do it out of obligation and 8% don’t like it at all. So, apparently, there aren’t too many dissatisfied women out there (assuming you guys are eating pussy right). I thought only about a third of you would say you like eating pussy and that the majority of you did it out of obligation, so there you go. I should have a little more faith in mankind. And then there was the other 5% that said, “I prefer sucking cock.” I’m guessing that Renee, Samantha, Veronica and Sienna chimed in on the poll!
Last week’s poll asked for your preferences when it comes to big-tit photos and videos. Forty-one percent want to see a D-cupper fucking; 33% would go for an E- or F-cupper who does everything but fuck; 21% want a mega-stacked babe even if she only shows her tits; and 5% want those Tour de France highlights. I suspect that an answer not offered–”mega-stacked babe fucking”–is what you all really want.
This week’s poll asks for your feelings about eating pussy. Like it? Hate it? Do it out of obligation? Let us know. We’ve been having a lot of conversation in the office about this question, trying to predict how it will turn out. Girls, if you’re out there, what’s your prediction (from personal experience) about how the voting will go?
By the way, those of you out there who don’t like eating pussy? Watching this video of G-cup newcomer Alexa getting her clam slurped might change your mind.
Sorry. “Clam slurped.” Words like that are the reason some guys don’t like eating pussy.
This week’s poll is about a subject that stirs up a lot of controversy among big-tit lovers and the editors of SCORELAND: Which would you prefer to see in a photo set or video, a D-cupper who gets fucked every which way, an E- or F-cupper who does everything but fuck or a mega-stacked babe who will only show her tits? It’s a question we often have to consider when evaluating a model. To put it bluntly, if a girl has huge tits, like Renee Ross, Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks, she doesn’t have to do much to get our attention (although Christy has done everything). But the smaller a perspective models’ tits, the more she has to do to gain entrance into SCORELAND, SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls. Or, to put it even more bluntly, if a girl has DD-cups, we want to see her fuck!
Janet Jade: Tits enough for us!
Last week we asked, “Have you ever secretly photographed a busty girl in public?” Surprisingly, 50% of you have, and 32% of you would have but you were afraid of getting arrested. Actually, I don’t think you’d get arrested, but you might get punched out by her boyfriend. The rest, just 18%, said no. Pussies. 🙂
Okay, the 50% of you who have secretly photographed a busty girl in public…you must have a story to tell. How did it happen? When and where did it happen? Did she catch you? Do you still have the photos? Do you do this sort of thing often?
