In praise of the pretzel position
Lucy Rodriguez: not quite the pretzel but tasty enough.
The pretzel position came to mind today while I was looking at the new SCORELAND posting of Lucy Rodriguez, in which she bravely tries to get into the pretzel position but doesn’t quite get there. Of course, successfully executing the pretzel position doesn’t merely require a girl to get her legs all the way back. She must get her feet behind her head, and that’s a feat of flexibility I can’t even imagine. If I tried to do that, they’d be picking my shattered bones off the floor.
I’ve always had a place in my heart (or is it my hard-on?) for the pretzel position. I think it started when I saw the great Chessie Moore do it in the early 1990s. There was something about the perceived face/tits/pussy/butthole proximity that appealed to me: all of that great stuff in such a tight space, or so it seemed, as if the girl was peering over her privates. Naughty Alysha spent a good part of our 2011 40SomethingMag.com interview in the pretzel position while I tried to ask her questions, and 40Something model Leilani Lei was oh-so-close to getting into the complete pretzel during another interview that same year. Nonetheless, I enjoyed the view of her perfect pussy and butthole while I, again, tried to ask her questions.
Oddly, one of my favorite pretzel moments came on a flight from New York to Hungary in 2008, when Christy Marks contorted herself into the pretzel position to make herself comfortable in the coach seats on the long flight. According to former editor Maria, Christy got a lot of stares, but I guess I didn’t notice because I was too busy staring myself. And she had clothes on!
Is there a position that does it for you every time? For me, there are many, but the pretzel position…it’s just special.
Chessie Moore: first to do the pretzel?
Christy and Kylee: pretzel logic that stands up to scrutiny.
I’ve seen June Summers fuck in the pretzel position.
I’ve seen Carmen Hayes fuck in the pretzel position, too.