In praise of the pretzel position

June 24, 2021 by Dave

Lucy Rodriguez: not quite the pretzel but tasty enough.

The pretzel position came to mind today while I was looking at the new SCORELAND posting of Lucy Rodriguez, in which she bravely tries to get into the pretzel position but doesn’t quite get there. Of course, successfully executing the pretzel position doesn’t merely require a girl to get her legs all the way back. She must get her feet behind her head, and that’s a feat of flexibility I can’t even imagine. If I tried to do that, they’d be picking my shattered bones off the floor.

I’ve always had a place in my heart (or is it my hard-on?) for the pretzel position. I think it started when I saw the great Chessie Moore do it in the early 1990s. There was something about the perceived face/tits/pussy/butthole proximity that appealed to me: all of that great stuff in such a tight space, or so it seemed, as if the girl was peering over her privates. Naughty Alysha spent a good part of our 2011 40SomethingMag.com interview in the pretzel position while I tried to ask her questions, and 40Something model Leilani Lei was oh-so-close to getting into the complete pretzel during another interview that same year. Nonetheless, I enjoyed the view of her perfect pussy and butthole while I, again, tried to ask her questions.

Oddly, one of my favorite pretzel moments came on a flight from New York to Hungary in 2008, when Christy Marks contorted herself into the pretzel position to make herself comfortable in the coach seats on the long flight. According to former editor Maria, Christy got a lot of stares, but I guess I didn’t notice because I was too busy staring myself. And she had clothes on!

Is there a position that does it for you every time? For me, there are many, but the pretzel position…it’s just special.

Chessie Moore: first to do the pretzel?

Christy and Kylee: pretzel logic that stands up to scrutiny.

I’ve seen June Summers fuck in the pretzel position.

I’ve seen Carmen Hayes fuck in the pretzel position, too.

 

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11 responses to “In praise of the pretzel position”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    Yeh wonderfull position, even better if the panties are eased to the side

  2. Slugworth says:

    Great position with full-on view of the ass,cunt,and tits all at once.Very nice.

  3. Seth says:

    Great topic and post.. FOR SURE, pretzel is a beloved pose and position… I am a super fan of these types of poses…. And hugely love when models purse their lips with a laid back legs spread ‘up the valley’ image… Many models have done it but one recent one that is a classic example is from Scarlet Red’s ‘out of this world fantasy bra buster’, image number 76 I believe…. Pure dream world there… A standout model who does this pose SO Well is Bailey Santana…. Super delicious and gorgeous!! Great topic to chew upon and daydream on!

  4. Fletch says:

    Geez I’d love to dip my wick in Carmen.

  5. priii says:

    very nice position, merylin sakova?

  6. GresaFejza says:

    I understand Elliot, but keep in mind that the internet was different back then.
    Now you have loads of Argentine girls and women (some of them very busty) modelling through platforms such as Onlyfans. Showing your body and private parts in order to make money has become much more common now in Argentine society (and in many other parts of the world).

    I would give it another try. In one way or another.

    • Elliot James says:

      Feel free to send us emails, active links and photos of potential models in Argentina BeASCOREModel.com

  7. GresaFejza says:

    She seems to be a stunner. 🙂
    May I suggest something?
    Colombia is a country with stunning women, and so is another country in
    South America… Argentina.
    Argentina have a lot of big-titted women as well.
    Have you guys ever thought of finding models there?

    • Elliot James says:

      We sent one of our photographers to Buenos Aires over ten years ago. No locals wanted to model.

  8. X. D. says:

    By Zeus!!!!! Marvelous feat!!!

  9. Bill says:

    One of the best positions , has Katy Ann or Karina hart done the pretzel?