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Experiments in boob science

April 28, 2013 by Elliot James

At the Université de Bretagne-Sud in France, two experiments were carried out in order to test the effect a woman’s breast size would have on the number of men approaching her.

The researchers hypothesized that an increase in breast size would be associated with an increase in approaches by men.

This experiment’s a no-brainer, eh?

A young female confederate wore a special bra that let her inflate the cup size at will. In the first experiment, the girl was instructed to sit in a nightclub for one hour, and in the second experiment, she was instructed to take a seat at a sidewalk cafe. It was found that increasing her breast size was associated with an increasing number of guys introducing themselves.

Truly a fantastic discovery. Well worth the research grant. I would have liked to have been involved in this experiment, but no one asked me. Boob science marches on.

French scientists claim that big boobed woman get more attention from guys. Are they fucking crazy?

Bigger cleavage, more confidence! This is a news alert?

April 8, 2012 by Elliot James

A team at Manchester University led by Professor Geoff Beattie is trying to scientifically prove that a woman’s self-confidence increases when she wears a cleavage-boosting brassiere. Hell, I’ve been telling girls that for years.

The scientists claim that they’ve established this connection. I’m all for studies like this in the name of boobology. I’m sure those scientists couldn’t wait to get their hands on the data.

This is what they did at the university:

They shot 60 videos of women from 20 to 55 years old in three different everyday interactions.

The videos of the women wearing push-up bras were compared to videos of them wearing their own bras.

Professor Beattie and crew studied what they call the three key “micro-behaviors” associated with confidence and observed how many times they happened.

The three micro-behaviors they looked for were smiling (good), breaking eye contact (bad) and “self-comforting hand movements” such as stroking the chin (bad).

The push-up bra results:

Smiling increased by 73% when the women were wearing a push-up bra.

Breaking eye contact, a negative behavior, decreased by 41%.

Self-comforting hand movements, a sign of low self-confidence, decreased by 64%.

Summing up, the scientists claim that women with more prominent cleavage were more likely to maintain eye contact and show more self-confidence in public.

Still, I have to wonder about this study. It was commissioned by Gossard. The lingerie company is releasing a new push-up bra called “The Super Egoboost.”

They could have just come over to the SCORE building, and we would have answered all of their questions.

One sure result of more women wearing push-up bras would be 75 to 100% more guys smiling.

Is it true that Sophie Mae has no self-confidence problems since she started wearing push-up bras?