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A tribute to Valory irene, one of SCORE’s 20 greatest naturals

September 21, 2011 by Dave

ValoryIrene 26373One of the most impressive results in SCORE‘s “20 Greatest Naturals” poll was Valory Irene‘s meteoric rise from 2011 newcomer to being named one of the elite 20. Just as impressive is that when she debuted in the March 2011 issue of SCORE (and in a month-long special at SCORELAND), Valory didn’t spread her legs, no less show pink. But in the November ’11 issue, a lucky guy got to massage her tits. More recently, she did her first on-camera tit-fuck and cock-wank on SCORELAND (a scene that will be part of the upcoming DVD Tits & Tugs 8). So let all of this be a bit of a lesson to those of you who criticize a model for not showing pink right off the bat: If you’re patient and nurturing and complimentary, you never know what’s going to happen. Valory went from shy girl-next-door to tits-and-tugger, from newcomer to being considered one of the greatest naturals ever.

And for all of you who say, “If a girl won’t show pink or fuck, get rid of her,” just remember, that would’ve meant Valory. How would you have liked them apples?

Today at SCORELAND, Valory shows off the perfect tits that shot her to superstardom. Yeah, superstardom. Consider how many great naturals have been in SCORE over the past almost-20 years (hundreds and hundreds, I’m sure), then consider what it means to be in the Top 20.

Valory Irene. Superstar. And still the girl-next-door.

Stephanie Stalls: Leave It To Cleavage

September 15, 2011 by Elliot James
Stephanie: look as much as you want.

Stephanie: look as much as you want.

“It’s hard to hide my boobs,” Stephanie Stalls says. “I like shirts that are tight on my boobs. They have to be tight and they have to show my cleavage. If I’m walking somewhere, guys will whistle at me or say, ‘You’re hot.’ Or they’ll be staring at me, and I’ll wave at them to let them know I saw them. Give them a smile.”

Stephanie has a great philosophy. And she practices her philosophy.

How many times have we seen a busty girl who tries to downplay her boob size or looks annoyed when she sees you checking out her chest? It happens a lot. I’ve lost track and so has Dave. I had a sighting the other day at a Miami mall–a woman seriously putting the hurt on a white T-shirt–and the same thing happened. It’s sad and not just because I thought that she had a lot of potential to actually model for SCORE.

That’s why a boob man has to appreciate Stephanie’s attitude. If they could all be like her, the world would be a better place. At least the big-boobed world.

That’s one of the reasons we’re always happy when Stephanie visits SCORE.

She makes the world a better place for boob men.

It’s an overflowing week for busty birthdays!

September 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.

Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.

Valory Irene born Sept. 13.

Valory Irene born Sept. 13.

Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.

Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.

Puma Swede born Sept. 13.

Puma Swede born Sept. 13.

Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.

Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.

Janet Jade born Sept. 13.

Janet Jade born Sept. 13.

Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.

Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.

Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.

Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.

Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.

Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.

Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.

Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.

Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.

Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.

Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.

Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.

Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.

Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.

Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.

Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.

Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.

Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.

And SCORE’s new 20 Greatest Naturals are…

September 10, 2011 by Dave
Arianna Sinn's massive cleavage belongs on anyone's Top 20 list.

Arianna Sinn's massive cleavage belongs on anyone's Top 20 list.

SCORE0911A great, boob-oriented photo set of Arianna Sinn goes lives today at SCORELAND, and when you look at it, you’ll know why Arianna was voted one of SCORE‘s “20 Greatest Naturals.” That’s the new, updated version of the “20 Greatest Naturals,” which was announced in the September ’11 issue (available at eBoobStore.com). Many of the girls in the Top 20 will be featured over the next three weeks at SCORELAND,

The first time we picked our “20 Greatest Naturals” in the September 2001 issue, the editors made the picks. This time, we got SCORE readers in on the fun, and thousands submitted ballots (which wasn’t easy because they had to pick 20 girls).

And the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is (in alphabetical order)…

Arianna Sinn; Autumn-Jade; Chloe Vevrier; Christy Marks; Danni Ashe; Diane Poppos; Ines Cudna; Janet Jade; Karina Hart; Karla James; Kerry Marie; Linsey Dawn McKenzie; Lorna Morgan; Merilyn Sakova; Nadine Jansen; Natalie Fiore; Nicole Peters; Sharday; Terry Nova; and Valory Irene.

A few comments:

Still No. 1 after all these years

Still No. 1 after all these years

1. Linsey Dawn McKenzie received the most votes by far. She was named on 99% of the ballots.

2. Valory Irene made the list despite having debuted in SCORE only nine months earlier. That’s very impressive.

3. Miosotis won 2010 Newcomer of the Year over Karla James, but Karla made the “20 Greatest Naturals” and Miosotis didn’t (barely). What happened?

4. Danni Ashe, who doesn’t have huge tits but does have great tits, made the list, and I’m thinking that’s partly because of her long-term contribution to big-boobdom.

Of course, no sooner had the Sept. ’11 issue been put to bed than a few more great naturals came along, namely Leanne Crow and Venera. That reminded me of 2001, when Sharday debuted two months after the first “20 Greatest Naturals” issue, immediately outdating it.

That’s a problem I could live with forever.

Big, beautiful boobs + On-location shoot = Must be SCORE

August 1, 2011 by Dave
Leanne BBQs her favorite food, chicken, along with some other tasty goodies for the crew in Puerta Vallarta.

Leanne BBQs her favorite food, chicken, along with some other tasty goodies for the crew in Puerto Vallarta.

The other day, our Twitter leader (is that what they’re called?) at @Scoreland Tweeted to our followers, “Just back from shooting 5 hot ladies in Puerto Vallarta. Guess who they are.” And then, “Some of you have probably figured out the cast for our latest feature.” And then, “Starting August 1st, The SCORE Group will post one model a day, showing you exactly who was part of the adventure.”

Leanne pulls double duty, working on her tan at the beginning of a poolside photo shoot. What some people call vacation, SCORE models call work!

Leanne pulls double duty, working on her tan during a shoot at the infinity pool. What some people call vacation, SCORE models call work! Nice job if you can get it.

Well, today is August 1st, which means it’s time to reveal the first model…and she’s a great one. Ladies and gentlemen, direct from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Leanne Crow!

This on-location report from Tushna, our studio manager: “Leanne worked on her tan most of the time she was there. Favorite food: CHICKEN! Adopted a Mexican chihuahua for the entire trip. Cosita was her name. We called her Leanne’s sidekick.”

More tomorrow. Can you guess who the other four models are?

And can you guess where Cosita slept?

By the way, if you haven’t been doing it already, follow us on Twitter for Blog updates, SCORELAND updates, boobs news and much more in 140 characters or less.

And if you’re a girl who would like to do what Leanne’s doing, check us out at BeASCOREModel.com.

SCORE is getting ready to celebrate its 20th…but how?

July 25, 2011 by Dave

SCORE was born in June 1992, and so it goes that the world’s No. 1 big-boob mag will celebrate its 20th anniversary with the June 2012 issue. It’s an occasion that calls for something special…but just what?

JUNE 2002We celebrated the 10th anniversary of SCORE with what we called “The Greatest Big-Tit Magazine Ever Made.” The goal of that issue was to depict the history of the magazine in words and pictures. For each year of SCORE, we presented a full pictorial of a girl who best represented that year. Then we accompanied each year with two or three pages of mini-sidebar stories about the main big-boob events of that year. It was, as head honcho John Fox called it, “a labor of love.”

June ’07 SCORE. Our 15th anniversary.

June ’07 SCORE. Our 15th anniversary.

We celebrated the 15th anniversary with an historic 132-page edition that was packed with 248 photos. “Our goal,” I wrote, “was to get you off with the most jackable photos we could find.” In other words, the greatest big-tit jack mag ever. We topped that off with a “15 Years of SCORE” party at SCORELAND that we’re still recovering from. It was a labor of very tired eyes.

So, two anniversaries, two different types of celebrations. Well, on the publishing calendar, the June 2012 issue is right around the corner, and now I’m going to ask you: What can we do to make that our best anniversary issue ever?

I have several ideas, but I’d like to know what you want to see. No, we can’t bring back retired models (except for Diane Poppos). Put on your editor’s cap and brainstorm some ideas. AND THINK BIG. This is our 20th, you know. Most marriages don’t last that long.

You can comment below. Who knows? If we use your idea, maybe we’ll send you a prize, like a copy of that issue signed by me, Elliot and John Fox.

Sorry. I’d give away Maria’s signed bra, but it’s not mine to give away.

And now, a brief word about Blog decorum

July 23, 2011 by Dave
Puma prepares to punish a Blog reader who made an ungentlemanly remark about one of her SCORE girlfriends.

Puma lays the smack down on a Blog reader who made an ungentlemanly remark about one of her SCORE girlfriends.

One of the best things about the SCORELAND Blog is that it’s a place for boob lovers to make comments and share their opinions. For me and the other editors, many of the comments by Blog readers have been interesting, insightful and a way for us to better serve our magazine readers and website members.

With that in mind, we’ve tried to make this an open forum with little or no censorship. So, if you want to say, “SCORE sucks,” or “Dave’s an asshole and I can’t believe he’s the editor of SCORE,” go right ahead. We and I can take it.

And you’re perfectly free to criticize the models and the pictorials with comments like, “She doesn’t turn me on,” or “Her boobs are too small,” or “I don’t like augmented boobs” or something that’s within the boundaries of decency, always remembering that these models are real women who are putting themselves out there for your pleasure.

Which is why comments like, “She’s a pig,” or “She’s ugly” or “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick” don’t make it past the Blog moderator.

I mean, by putting a little thought into your comment (and taking into account that you’re referring to another human being) instead of firing off the first thing that enters your mind, it’s easy to come up with a constructive or otherwise unoffensive criticism.

So, the reader who tried to comment, “She’s ugly”? Now you know why your comment wasn’t approved.

Other things that won’t get approved: 1.) Links to non-SCORE Group websites; 2.)  Your email address, mailing address and/or phone number.

I mean, even, “I don’t find her attractive,” or, “She’s not my type” or “I liked her better when…” is better than, “She’s ugly.” And if you’re saying, “That’s censorship,” well, yeah, then I guess it is.

Should there be an award for fucking?

May 17, 2011 by Dave
Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.

Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.

Chica would be a candidate for XXX of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.

Chica would be a candidate for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.

As many of you probably know, for 2010, Voluptuous magazine added a bunch of categories to its year-end awards voting. In addition to Model of the Year (V-Mag’s oldest award) and Newcomer of the Year, V-Mag now has Bush of the Year (Aileen Ghettman), Preggo of the Year (Lorna Morgan), Ass of the Year (Cherry Brady), Pussy of the Year (Jenna Valentine), Areolae of the Year (Denise Davies) and Hardcore of the Year (Christy Marks).

That last category is the one I want to focus on today. SCORE reader R.N. from New Jersey recently wrote in, “At the risk of seeming presumptuous, I’d like to suggest a category for future voting. I think many readers would like to vote for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year, the girl whose boy/girl layouts are the hottest. There would be some tough competition, I’m sure.”

The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.

The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.

This isn’t the first time we’ve received that suggestion, but the fact is, we’ve resisted adding to SCORE‘s current awards categories (Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Big-Boob Hall of Fame) for a variety of reasons:

1. We don’t want to water down or deemphasize the existing awards.

2. Many readers in the UK wouldn’t be able to participate because they get the censored UK edition without hardcore sex.

3. Many readers and SCORELAND members already object to competitions between the models (and I kinda agree that everything doesn’t have to be a competition).

But should we change our minds? Should we implement XXX SCORE Girl of the Year when the 2011 awards finalists are announced?

And to qualify, would a tits and tugs scene be enough, or would a cock have had to have penetrated the girl’s sacred pussy and/or asshole?

Whaddya think? Should we or shouldn’t we?

The Comeback Queens Of SCORELAND

May 7, 2011 by Maria

With all this hubbub about the great Diane Poppos making her return to SCORELAND, I started thinking about all the other legends who came and went and then came again for your cumming enjoyment. Greats like Cherry Brady (A personal favorite of mine!), Michelle Bond and Autumn Jade. In my opinion, they are what I like to call COMEBACK QUEENS. (I wrote it in all caps because it looks official that way. lol) These ladies came back stacked and sexier than ever. Take a look at their before and afters below and you will see what I mean.

Then of course I started thinking about all the greats who came and went and never came back. (Clearly this made me sad. 🙁 ) Ladies like Nadine Jensen and the great Nicole Peters. Now, I don’t know about you, but I would LOVE to see these ladies make a comeback. I would be the first in line to check their riper and hotter bodies out. (Fortunately for me, I work here and would get a front row seat! Yes…be jealous!) lol

So, who would you guys like to see come out of retirement for one last hurrah? Nadine and Nicole are my personal faves, but I’d like to know who you’d like to make a comeback so that you can cum again! I am not promising anything…but I will say that here at SCORELAND, we are in the habit of making (wet) dreams cum true! So, you never know what could happen or who could pop into our studio.

Dream big, shoot even bigger loads, boys!

xoxoxo

Maria

Miosotis, 2010 SCORE Newcomer of the Year. Got a problem with that?

April 14, 2011 by Dave

Miosotis won 2010 SCORE Newcomer of the Year. Got a problem with that?Writing from West Midlands, United Kingdom, SCORE magazine reader C.A. argued, “Miosotis shouldn’t have won Newcomer of the Year. Sure, she’s a beautiful woman and her tits are special, but I think she won it on tit size alone, which shows that a lot of voters (possibly a lot of the younger readers) were naive in their choice.”

I found C.A.’s comments to be reasonable and level-headed (although possibly a bit egocentric in that he only seems to be able to see his view). But then a few weeks ago on the Blog, C.A. once again commented on Miosotis, this time more passionately: “miosotis winning newcommer is fucking ridiculous, people voted purely on tit size… nieve voting, proberbly lots of younger readers most of whom have only just started looking at big tits….”

This kind of confused me because in his original comments, C.A. conceded that Miosotis is beautiful but then said she won on “tit size alone.” Well, which one is it? I think the combination of beauty and tit size (KKK-cup naturals, by the way) is good enough credentials for Newcomer of the Year. No?

C.A. isn’t the only one who has taken issue with Miosotis winning Newcomer of the Year, which surprised me because Miosotis didn’t merely win the award by a little. She won by a lot. The voting wasn’t close (unlike in 2009, when Ashley Sage Ellison won by a little and seemingly the entire SCORE reader base had something to say about it).

I’ll also point out this: The readership of SCORE tends to be older than the membership of SCORELAND, and Miosotis fared better among the magazine readers than she did among the website members. In other words, by extrapolation, the older crowd was voting for Miosotis.

Was I surprised that Miosotis won Newcomer of the Year? Yes. Very surprised. If you want to know why, check out the results of the “Best of the Decade” Top 100 at SCORELAND. But do I think she was a worthy winner? Yes. Beauty and tit-size, you know. And she fucks on camera.

But call me naive. Old, but naive.