“What’s Roku?” you may be asking. Roku is a little (by little, I mean about the size of a hockey puck), black box that you hook up to your TV set. It lets you watch streaming Internet video, like Netflix, Amazon Video On Demand and HuluPlus, on your TV in very high quality (not quite HD but close).
Well, now you can watch SCORE Group videos on Roku. Not full-length videos (not yet, anyway) but preview clips from SCORELAND, XLGirls.com, NaughtyMag.com, 40SomethingMag.com and more. The Roku channel is called SCOREtv, and this preview channel is free.
Roku boxes aren’t free, but they’re not too expensive, either, ranging in price from $59.99 to $99.99, depending on the features. Like I said, I love my Roku. There are times I go days without watching regular TV, just Roku channels.
And now, I’m going to spend even more time on my Roku.
If you have Roku, check it out. SCOREtv is a private channel, so you won’t find it in the Roku channel listings. But linking is easy enough. Just go here.
She hasn’t scored at SCORELAND since the SCOREtv Holiday Edition, SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored and her hot, boy-girl anal video. Be here tomorrow when Stephanie Stalls unholsters her 40″, 34F pistols with magnum force and talks about dancing and stripping in nightclubs around the country. Stephanie shows exactly what she does and then some. Want to know what goes on in those VIP rooms? Miss Stalls gives you big scoops of Southern sweatermeat and tells you where to find her.
Some of Stephanie’s chat reminded me of a story Dave and I did for the October ’08 SCORE, ‘The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing.”
It’s an all new SCORELAND video and a ringside ticket to a private lap dance with huge tits and a wet pussy in your face.
Angelina Castro: the Miami hottie gets some booty love in SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored.
Big-titted stripper Stephanie can pole dance anytime at SCORE and she does in SCOREtv.
Kelly Christiansen: the guest Jay Leno must dream of inviting on his talk show.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored is a spinoff of our popular Net-based SCOREtv show but with a major difference. Full, total, head-on, non-stop, XXX sex with five SCORE Girls that would give a coma patient a hard-on of steel. They give their all.
The cast is top-notch and top-heavy. You know ’em, you love ’em.
Our local Miami sex bomb Angelina Castro and exotic dance star Stephanie Stalls both get butt-boffed and cum-glazed.
The beautiful Kelly Christiansen rides a man-pole in the backstage green room before she visits the set to chat with SCOREtv host Dave.
Potty-mouthed Nadia Night demonstrates the Tenga Flip Hole on the set and gets worked up, so she runs off to relieve the stress with a dude.
And gorgeous Kali West demonstrates her blow job skills on a walking dildo on the set before they head off to a backroom for some fornicatin’ and copulatin’.
If you’ve seen the first season of SCOREtv* and the Holiday Special edition at SCORELAND, you’ll dig this movie. SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on DVD is on my personal recommended buy list.
There’s nothing like it. It’s the talk show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to host. Sorry, Jimbo. Dave has the job, if you can call it work.
Fair-skinned Morgan Leigh does have tan lines. Not Brittany O’Neil-level tan lines, of course. Very faint ones and mostly bottom tan lines. You’ll be able to make them out on SCORELAND in a bikini photo shoot from August ’11 SCORE magazine.
We have Morgan's back.
I’ve always been very impressed by Morgan. She has great photo presence, and her posing style is highly jackable. She never just stands there. Her spread-eagle pink poses are fantastic, and she knows how to handle a toy so that no matter what pose she is in, you can actually see the toy in her pussy without her hand blocking the view. Even her SCOREtv segment about tight titty tops was jackable. She’s always smiling; a natural, sunny smile. Morgan really knows what guys like to see and how to deliver it.
Although she’s never done a full-out boy-girl scene, and I wouldn’t bet on that ever happening, Morgan’s one of the few to do a Tits & Tugs outdoors (wearing a bikini on the beach, naturally). If I seem like a lobbyist for Morgan Leigh, then, hell, yeah, I am.
One thing I never noticed about Morgan Leigh until this photo set: She has back cleavage, a subject I’ve written about before.
Add something new to my list of “What Impresses Me About Morgan.”
SCORE's head honcho John Fox gave Jane the SCORE tanktop as a souvenir. She's sure to stand out in it.
SCORE doesn’t have roller coasters or animatronic robots in its building, but it could be said that we have thrill rides. We’re always happy to show special guests the place and give them a guided tour of the different departments.
When Richard Woods and his wife, H-Cup Jane Dior, visited the SCORE building for the first time, our photographer Jose grabbed a few pix on the SCOREtv set in the studio during our tour. As you can see, H-Cup Jane lives up to her name and seriously stressed that tiny, pink tee she went home with. (She could be a model herself.) We may not have Space Mountain at our office, but we do have magic mountains, as Jane proves. A SCORE reader since issue #1 in 1992, Rich was in Miami to speak about his “Unlearn” approach to life at a seminar at the recent Exxxotica expo at the Miami Beach Convention Center and showcase his new book, Unlearn Vanilla Marriage. We’re not saying that this book will help you get a big-boobed wife and muse like H-Cup, but, hey, it can’t hurt. And I guess we’re doing something right to have fans like this with us for nearly 20 years.
The last time SCOREtv did a Tits In Tight Tops segment, Summer Sinn did the honors in the Holiday Edition. Today in a special Tits In Tight Tops SCOREtv scene, the world’s greatest varie-titty show, none other than boobmen’s favorite Morgan Leigh shares her tips in the science of selecting and wearing tight titty tops. Tips is the word as co-host Morgan has nipples that could give you black eyes. Fortunately, Morgan uses her hooters for good, not evil. Log-into SCORELAND and enjoy Morgan’s topshelf decoration.
A big birthday shout to Crystal Gunns who celebrates her B-Day today. All best to Crystal, former “Gunns Show” columnist of SCORE magazine, missed by many lifelong SCORE Men. They continue to write in about her, especially those guys she’s met over the years in person during her time dancing and flinging off her costumes on many stages across America. Enjoy your day, Crystal!
Crystal at Bazookas, Kansas City. October '08 SCORE.
Fresh from unfreezing Santa Claus’s north pole on SCOREtv Holiday Edition and a P.O.V. video “Sex It To Me!’ (January 7 on SCOREVideos.com), this knockout brunette has got it all from every angle. And she’s smart, funny and sweet, too. I’m talking Eva Notty, one of the most beautiful girls to walk into the SCORE Building, from any of the niches we publish. This vid’s called “Bikini Busting Beauty And An Ocean View” and it’s airing today on SCORELAND. Ocean views are nice but they are nothing compared to the view of a bikini busting beauty. Her body is really sensational. Eva looks amazing in a bikini, which is one of the most requested outfits for a model to wear and why we have a swimsuit special edition every August. Her bikini doesn’t stay on too long. What can we say? It got too warm. Notty’s a hotty. Log in and turn on.
Deck the halls with lots of hooters! SCOREtv is back today with an all-NEW Holiday Edition to ring in the New Year. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time. SCOREtv is one of my all-time favorite shows. Your host Dave, the David Letterman/Jimmy Kimmel/Jay Leno/Johnny Carson of big boobs, has a terrific lineup of sexy jiggle belles jiggling all the way for your mentertainment pleasure in this one-hour super-special. Check out the clip and log into SCORELAND tonight!
Perry and Andy never got to do a holiday special with girls like Stephanie Stalls and Eva Notty.
Perry Como did it. Andy Williams did it. And now that I’ve totally dated myself, I’m happy to announce that SCORELAND is doing it, too: a holiday special for all you good little boys and girls out there who have been jacking and rubbing one out to big-titted SCORE Girls all year. The SCOREtv Holiday Special goes live on SCORELAND this Wednesday, and have we got a show for you!
Boobs pouring over her holiday dress, Daylene Rio tells us the 10 things you can say during the holidays that you can’t say any other time of year.
Karen Fisher, dressed like a sexy little elf, makes a s’more on Kelly Christiansen’s chest (Karen and Kelly also have some fun under our Holiday Mistletoe on a Stick).
Somehow, my tie got caught in Eva's cleavage. I don't know how that happened.
Eva Notty plays a naughty girl who sits on Mall Santa’s lap and makes him very uncomfortable.
Valory Irene sings “Jingle Bells” with her cute Russian accent.
I get to unwrap Stephanie Stalls, who’s wearing nothing but a red ribbon. A crotchless red ribbon, by the way.
Michelle May shows how to make a big-boob martini for your holiday party. Rachel Love uses her boobs as a bottle opener. Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh make a fruit cocktail out of some lucky dude’s head.
June Summers shows off some pole-dancing tricks.
And much more. SCOREtv is usually a half-hour show, but for the holidays, it’s a one-hour-plus extravaganza packed to the gills with tits. Because, you know, we’re in the holiday spirit around here.
Oh, and like Perry and Andy, I get to sing a holiday song. Alia Janine uses her tits to jingle some bells while I sing “Jingle Bells.” If you can ignore my singing, it’s pretty entertaining. I guarantee that if Perry and Andy had to sing while Alia’s boobs were swaying in their faces, they wouldn’t have been able to do it.
All that’s missing is The Osmonds. Ah, forget the Osmonds. Marie doesn’t have big tits.
Just below these words, there’s a Blog video of Kelly Christiansen and Angelina Castro, and I could tell you all about it, but you’d be better off clicking that sideways triangle (also known as an arrow) and finding out for yourself. I will tell you that Angelina and Kelly are two of the stars of the new hardcore DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com, and that both girls can also be seen fucking inside SCORELAND. And I’m not going to tell you anything else because all my mind is registering right now is “Holy shit!”
