Sometimes, the less said the better. So, I’m going to remind you that Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorite newer SCORE Girls, can be seen in hardcore action right now at SCORELAND. And I’m also going to let you in on the previously-unknown fact that she’s one of the stars of an upcoming XXX DVD based on SCOREtv. And I could say more, but what’s the point when anything I could say would be trumped by this video? So enjoy.
I don’t know what it is about weather girls, but for some reason, they’re almost always sexy, and they almost always have big tits. Not SCORE-sized tits, but big nonetheless. Down here in South Florida, we used to have Jackie Johnson, who moved to a station in California, and the even-bustier Elita Loresca, who also moved to a station in California. Elita’s rack is bigger than Jackie’s, but Jackie shows it off more. Now we have Lissette Gonzalez, a former Miss Florida, on the CBS affiliate. We actually got her from California. She’s not as busty as Jackie or Elita, but she’s thinner, which makes her big, firm (probably fake) boobs look bigger. And she always wears tight dresses and tops and thrusts her chest into the camera. Whenever I see her, a warm front moves in on my crotch. I watch the weather every morning just to see her.
Oh, and I almost forgot Jackie Guerrido from Univision, the Spanish-speaking station. She’s always busting out of super-tight outfits. Worth watching even if you don’t understand a word of Spanish. There are hot Latina weather girls all over the South American and Mexican TV stations, and some of them really put it out there.
Was is it about weather girls? Do they see the weather as a stepping stone to bigger and better things and figure that if they dress hot, they’ll climb the ladder? Or are weather girls just horny by nature (like nurses and massage therapists).
I don’t know. Who’s the hot weather girl in your area? While you ponder that, here’s a clip of SCORE Girl and porn star Holly Halston from SCOREtv episode seven (all of the SCOREtv episodes are archived here on SCORELAND). Compared to some of the stuff I’ve seen weather girls do, what Holly does while giving the weather isn’t far from reality.
Detroit car makers should use Janet in their ads.
I had the privilege once of hosting a tits-in-tight-tops video with Janet Jade, star of Eat My Tits, for SCOREtv episode 2. Two years later, I still haven’t completely recovered, but I’m making progress and my arm is almost completely functional again. In this Janet update, a fellow SCOREtv reporter has the honor of chatting up Janet in our dressing room, and as always, she’s a room brightener: cheery, fun and enthusiastic. A jiggle belle, all the way. Janet talks about the holidays, her favorite basketball players, what she looks for in a guy (she likes a specific kind of butt) and a bunch of other things he was curious about. My question is, why does Janet have to live in Detroit? Why can’t she live in Miami? Down the block from our building?
This DVD is all Janet.
Thanks for giving, Janet! Have a fun, safe holiday season.
I wish the world could be more like a SCORE interview with Janet Jade, a world where you could ask a busty girl to show you her boobs and she happily lifts her blouse without the guilt, shame and embarrassment that society instills about the human body. Yes, a man can dream the impossible dream.
And while I’m at it, I’d like to list the 10 things you can get away with saying on Thanksgiving and Christmas:
1. I could go for a huge breast.
2. That’s one great-looking spread.
3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.
4. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
5. I’m in the mood for dark meat.
6. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.
7. Don’t play with your meat.
8. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once.
9. How long will it take after you stick it in?
10. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
Have a great Thanksgiving, Scorelanders!–Elliot James