Tag Archive: slim ‘n’ stacked

Venerating Venera: Bikini Paradise

June 17, 2011 by Elliot James

The opening in Part 3 of Meet Venera

The opening in Part 3 of Meet Venera.

In Part 3 of our SCORELAND Special, “Meet Venera,” Venera looks killer in a white, extreme bikini and hot pink high heels in video and in the matching pictorial. Her dimensions are mindblowing. The video answers the question, “What is the sound of two boobs clapping?” She swings her boobs so fast, one of them flies out of her bikini top, then she takes them both out and slaps them together hard and fast, making that lovely smacking sound. Those tits were just made for motorboating. Later in the video, Venera turns her back to the camera, sticks her spankable butt out and calls it “a tight ass, a little, naughty ass.” She’s got that right! Venera really is an action girl, always on the move. Venera is the covergirl of December ’11 SCORE, sure to be a collector’s edition, and look for the all-Venera DVD, Venera’s Busty Debut, coming soon. Log-in and bliss-out. It’s paradise.

Meet Venera Part 2: An overflowing top and tight denim short-shorts

June 16, 2011 by Elliot James

I love a girl with a stopless body who knows what she has and who likes to dress the part. “I like sexy clothes that show my cleavage,” Venera happily says. “Tight tops, short skirts, and, of course, high heels.” A bodyguard might also be a good accessory. Venera could easily cause major traffic accidents and riots just walking in public. I don’t know where she shops for those wild outfits and bikinis, but she’s a trendsetter for sure. Check out Part 2 of “Meet Venera” at SCORELAND, going live today.

Venera. We venerate her! SCORELAND 3-day special starts today!

June 15, 2011 by Elliot James

“Meet Venera” is the name of this new SCORELAND special shot in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Over the next three days, Venera will rock the house trying on sexy, tight clothes, lingerie and bikinis and showing off every inch of her super-trim, super-stacked body. Day One starts off with an interview, then there’s a video and a matching pictorial. If you love ’em with an extreme bust-to-waist ratio, you’ll venerate Venera. I know I did. She’s charmer, too, with a sweet personality, and she likes to slap her boobs together!

I’d compare Venera to Merilyn Sakova, but in all honesty, I’d rather get kicked in the balls

June 14, 2011 by Dave
Merilyn Sakova. Superstar. One of the greatest naturals ever.

Merilyn Sakova. Superstar. One of the greatest naturals ever.

Venera. Superstar? Hey, I'm not saying anything. It'll get me in trouble.

Venera. Superstar? Hey, I'm not saying anything. It'll get me in trouble.

For starters and for the record, I’d just like to say that I’m not labeling anyone as “the next” or an all-time great or an instant superstar. We did that about a year and a half ago with Karla James, and SCORELAND members and SCORE readers immediately lashed out. Their problem should have been with me, comparing a newcomer to perhaps the greatest natural ever, but many of them took it out on Karla, which was definitely unfair. Of course, those same members and readers [SPOILER ALERT!] promptly voted her one of SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals in the September 2011 issue (on-sale today at eBoobStore.com), so go figure.

Anyway, for the record, I am not saying that Venera (who debuted on the Blog last week and debuts at SCORELAND tomorrow on the first day of a three-day “Meet Venera” special) is the next Merilyn Sakova or is as good as Merilyn or as pretty as Merilyn or has as good a body at Merilyn. I have my opinions on these matters, but I’m going to keep them to myself.

All I’m saying is that when it comes to slim ‘n’ stacked naturals, Venera and Merilyn are very similar in that they both have the cock-hardening combination of huge tits with a tiny waist and–this is a matter of fact–that combination to such an extreme proportion has been seen very few times in the history of tits and waists.

And that’s all I’m saying.

Firestarter!

March 5, 2011 by Elliot James

Bella Blaze sets fires in men’s trousers wherever she goes. She’s a pyromaniac of pants. A hot chick. It’s been a while since we’ve seen this brunette newcomer and former bartender from Michigan on SCORELAND. She used to make drinks like Slippery Nipples, Wet Spots and Orgasms. Now she lives it. The fire extinguishers, smoke detectors and the sprinkler system were checked to see if they were in proper working order before Bella walked into the SCORE Studio. The staff put on its inflammable underwear and sunblock. No one wanted to get burned. Slighty toasty, we could deal with.

When Bella first appeared on the SCORELAND Blog, we took a poll about her because she was originally set for Naughty Neighbors, not SCORE. Do you guys remember that? We asked, “Is Bella a SCORE Girl?” 82% replied yes. And so it happened. Her first SCORE was the July 2010 issue.

Once again, Bella starts a BBQ, then puts out the flame in her cleavage by yanking a dude’s hose and wetting herself down. She’s one handy hottie to have around. It’s easy to see why guys hold a torch for her. Where there’s smoke, there’s Bella Blaze.

Check out the action from “Blazing Boobs,” now showing in SCORE Theater with photos in Hardcore Special. Thanks for firing it up, Bella Blaze. Stay hot.

In Kali West’s September ’09 SCORE magazine interview, the beautiful girl-next-door was asked about booty boffing.

SCORE: Have you done anal?
Kali: No.
SCORE: Plan to?
Kali: No.

What are we to learn from this? That when a girl says no, she’s probably saying “no, not right now.” Head on over to SCOREVideos.com and see Kali’s first XXX anal video, just shot and hot off the camera’s hard drive. She’s gone and done it, so don’t miss it.

Kali West first anal now at SCOREVideos.com

Kali West first anal now at SCOREVideos.com

Rack to the future: What if the 2010s became the 1990s all over again?

February 12, 2011 by Dave
Beshine prepares to sign the XXX-cup bra that will be given away in the May 2011 issue of SCORE.

Beshine prepares to sign the XXX-cup bra that will be given away in the May 2011 issue of SCORE.

We are now 11 years removed from the 1990s, and the era of the naturally stacked model has supposedly been upon us for a long time. Sure, the occasional Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Cindy Cupps and Beshine comes along, but these days, boob men like their women naturally stacked, right?

Well, maybe not. A recent Blog poll asked, “What is your opinion about super-slim ‘n’ stacked models like Beshine?”

And while only 29% said, “I love them. Beshine is what a SCORE Girl should look like,” those 29% outnumbered the 25% who said, “I don’t like them. I prefer naturals.”

Of course, the results of last year’s “Best of the Decade” Top 100, in which no augmented models cracked the Top 20, say otherwise. But our highly unscientific poll also revealed that 28% said, “Tits are tits. The bigger the better.” So, by my count, that means 57% of those who participated in the poll are okay with the mega-stacked augmented girls.

What does all this mean? Who knows? It could mean that girls like Beshine are one-in-a-million and they’re always welcome at SCORELAND. But, as I said, they’re one-in-a-million (probably literally), and anyone who doesn’t fit the Beshine template isn’t welcome. Or it could mean, as the answer said, “tits are tits.”

Or it could mean that the poll was wholly unscientific and completely meaningless.

What do you think? I mean, you told us already, but we need details. I’m just wondering: Does the era of the mega-stacked SCORE Girl merely seem to be over because there just aren’t many of them. If they started flooding back–if a new generation of girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Angelique suddenly appeared–would you welcome them with open arms and hard cocks?

A man’s face is gone and you laugh?

January 31, 2011 by Elliot James

Ever seen a man’s face almost totally engulfed in major breastmeat? You will tomorrow when SCORELAND posts Miosotis’ pictorial from the February ’11 Voluptuous. And then this weekend, you’ll be seeing the video version of this mammary massage massacre.

Okay, Miosotis.

You can let him go now.

He seems to not be breathing.

Concerned that you might be spending too much time looking at her eyes, Beshine points to where you should be looking.

December 10, 2010 by Dave

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German bra destroyer Beshine and her incredible XXX-cup rack is coming to SCORELAND very soon. In the meantime, here’s an important lesson for all of you: When you’re looking at a girl who’s built like Beshine (of course, only one girl in the world is built like Beshine), be a gentleman and stare at her chest. If you don’t, she just might slap your face…pervert.