Blake James. A few more cup sizes and she'd be SCORE ready.
I usually don’t blog about MILFS from 40something magazine, even if they’ve got big tits. But in Blake James’ case, I’m going to make an exception and not because we’re related, at least by surname. This 40 year-old hairstylist busty hardbody from Arizona is blow-drier hot. I just saw her first videos and set at 40somethingmag.com and I’m more than impressed. They’re hardcore and besides the usual boom-boom action, there’s a pre-game interview conducted by Dave that once again raises the bar.
Between answering questions, Blake sucks on the cock of her booty call whose face I have thoughtfully obscured in this photo. And Ms. James is so smooth and natural at the blow job interview, it makes me sad that she cuts hair so far away from SCORE HQ. Why haven’t we done this before with SCORE Girls? Summer Sinn, Minka, Holly Halston, Eva Notty, Annina…they’d be great at this kind of interview. Something to think about for the future. Anyway, I recommend you check out Blake if you love sultry, well-built, middle-aged brunettes that have two ex-husbands, two kids and boff on camera. Female hairstylists and big jugs in your face just go together. Only now does television understand that with shows like Jerseylicious and Split Ends.
Ivy Dreams born Dec. 28.
Our birthday shout-out this week goes to Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Erin Ireland aka Bunny Jo Tyler (Dec. 29), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy holiday birthdays, ladies.
Perry and Andy never got to do a holiday special with girls like Stephanie Stalls and Eva Notty.
Perry Como did it. Andy Williams did it. And now that I’ve totally dated myself, I’m happy to announce that SCORELAND is doing it, too: a holiday special for all you good little boys and girls out there who have been jacking and rubbing one out to big-titted SCORE Girls all year. The SCOREtv Holiday Special goes live on SCORELAND this Wednesday, and have we got a show for you!
Boobs pouring over her holiday dress, Daylene Rio tells us the 10 things you can say during the holidays that you can’t say any other time of year.
Karen Fisher, dressed like a sexy little elf, makes a s’more on Kelly Christiansen’s chest (Karen and Kelly also have some fun under our Holiday Mistletoe on a Stick).
Somehow, my tie got caught in Eva's cleavage. I don't know how that happened.
Eva Notty plays a naughty girl who sits on Mall Santa’s lap and makes him very uncomfortable.
Valory Irene sings “Jingle Bells” with her cute Russian accent.
I get to unwrap Stephanie Stalls, who’s wearing nothing but a red ribbon. A crotchless red ribbon, by the way.
Michelle May shows how to make a big-boob martini for your holiday party. Rachel Love uses her boobs as a bottle opener. Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh make a fruit cocktail out of some lucky dude’s head.
June Summers shows off some pole-dancing tricks.
And much more. SCOREtv is usually a half-hour show, but for the holidays, it’s a one-hour-plus extravaganza packed to the gills with tits. Because, you know, we’re in the holiday spirit around here.
Oh, and like Perry and Andy, I get to sing a holiday song. Alia Janine uses her tits to jingle some bells while I sing “Jingle Bells.” If you can ignore my singing, it’s pretty entertaining. I guarantee that if Perry and Andy had to sing while Alia’s boobs were swaying in their faces, they wouldn’t have been able to do it.
All that’s missing is The Osmonds. Ah, forget the Osmonds. Marie doesn’t have big tits.
If you tell me you see girls at the beach like Summer, YOU LIE!!
Winter is coming to a nice big chunk of the world, but here in South Florida and farther south, bikinis are still good to go. I try to get to the beach once every other week or so, but it’s still rare that I catch a glimpse of anyone remotely resembling any of these SCORE Girls.
Even when I lived across the street from the ocean in Fort Lauderdale, I still rarely saw anyone as stacked as any of the girls in SCORE or V-Mag. My friends in California tell me the same thing. At first glance, I’d think someone looked pretty busty, and then after careful analysis, I realized she didn’t even come close to the total package of a Terry Nova or a Lorna Morgan. They’re why God invented the bikini. Not that I haven’t given up. I’ll never do that. But a day on the beach, and strip clubs, too, always reminds me how special these girls are. So I still keep my eyes open and my BeAScoreModel post cards ready.
The July ’08 issue of SCORE included a special 32-page bonus magazine with 3D layouts of Christy Marks, Janet Jade, Crystal Gunns, Summer Sinn, Kylee Nash and Victoria Lane popping their tits right at ya. Better than Avatar, in my opinion, and no blue tits. It was our only 3D publication ever. If you missed it, we still have a few copies left of the July ’08 issue, or get this 3D magazine free with the purchase of two back issues of any SCORE Group magazines. SCORE 3D glasses are included. Supplies are extremely low, and once they’re gone, that’s it. Visit the eBoobStore.com or call 1-800-421-0760 within the USA and Canada, 305-662-5959 elsewhere.
Watch the commercial Summer and I made that aired during half-time at last year’s Super Bowl. People thought that the Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident was over the top. We showed ’em how to really do it.
Girl-next-door Amber Rose was discovered in the Mid-West (I think at the annual Nudes-a-Poppin’ show in Indiana.) She sailed on Boob Cruise ’95. In his opening letter in the March ’96 BC edition, editor-in-chief John Fox chose a picture of Amber strolling with him on the beach.
When she first hit SCORE in 2005, Dave and I asked Summer Sinn if her tits got her out of traffic tickets. “I usually get warnings. Unless it’s a female cop,” Summer told us. One thing Summer hasn’t done here is dress up like a stripper-cop. We’re sure she’s got the costume in her closet.
“I never make the first move on a guy,” Ava Lustra said. “If he doesn’t come and talk to me, then I’ll probably go home alone.” The SCOREVideos.com library has a hot Ava striptease show. I never saw her on stage, to my regret.
Vivian Alise’s guy friends said to her, “Vivian, you have a great ass and great tits. You might as well show them off.” Vivian took their suggestion and went with it.
Trish Bailey appeared in three XXX movies. Double-Stuffed Pumpers was her best and her hottest. She took on two dudes and gave it her all. “I’m very into music, the arts, and I’m a geek girl! I work tech support, so if we have that stuff in common, that’s a good place to start,” Trish says.
Belinda was born and raised in Spain and was living in England when she was photographed for Voluptuous. She was an underrated model, seemingly forgotten, but a couple of times a year, a new reader calls us out of nowhere, looking to buy her early magazines or any DVDs with her (Voluptuous Xtra 1 in a girl-girl with Shantay, a Jamaican). It happened again yesterday.
Penny Porsche: how many cabs have mounted the sidewalk because of women like her?
First, you need a hot SCORELAND babe walking down the street. The U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Adminstration doesn’t keep stats on how many fender benders and accidents begin with busty women on public streets distracting drivers. There have to be a lot. I’ve seen plenty of them. The past month, there’s been an upswing in drivers tending to blame Toyota, not big breasts, for their accidents, but I know better. I’m not saying we need to ban busty girls from going outside. That would be un-American. And burkhas are just ridiculous. The girls would probably walk into traffic because they can’t see.
On the contrary, I encourage well-developed women to walk around more often in relaxed clothing. In states with warm climates year-round (like Florida, except this winter), we have this phenomenon of girls in bikinis, tank tops and shorts holding up car wash signs at street corners. Not just holding up signs but waving them at passing drivers. Now that’s really dangerous.
Vixen LaMoore was not responsible for this but it's easy to believe she could have been. Truckers can get very horny, they start jacking and run off the road.
Florida used to have bikini girls working as roadside hot dog vendors, but that fad disappeared. I wish it would come back, but then the accident rate would go up. Busty women: I love them but they’re dangerous.
According to a 2008 Cosmopolitan magazine survey, 42% of the people surveyed like having sex inside a car. A “FemaleFirst” survey of women in the United Kingdom was a lot more detailed. 60% admitted to having sex while their partner was driving. 19% said they lost their virginity in the back seat, 4% said they’ve been caught by police and 14% said the threat and fear of discovery made their orgasms a lot more intense.
My question for several SCORELAND Girls was, “Have you ever had sex in a car, and do you like it?”
The answers ranged from mild (Paola Rios) to completely wild (Annina). Annina says she likes sex outside the car so she can be watched like it’s a show. Living conditions play a big factor in the auto-erotic world. The car-sex connection is not as strong for girls who live in crowded areas with little privacy as it is for girls who live in the country or in less hectic surburban areas.
Kianna Dior had sex in a limo in Dec. '08 SCORE.
Angel Gee: “Many times. I’ve done it in the back seat, I’ve done it in the front seat. I like it better in the car than I do in the bedroom. I just feel more free. Bedroom sex is just so plain and same-old, same-old.”
Annina: “It was with three guys outside in a parking lot near the highway, and there were 10 men watching us. I don’t know who the 10 men were, but they were watching us having sex in front of the car, and it was great. I started by giving all three of themblow jobs while they took turns fingering my pussy, then one of them fucked my pussy on the top of the car while I blew the other two, then they took turns in my ass and my pussy, and when one of the men wasn’t in my ass or pussy, I was giving him a blow job. So I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”
April McKenzie: “I guess the wildest thing I’ve done was have sex in the back of my car. It was really late at night at an apartment complex. Oh, my heart was pounding! I was afraid someone might walk outside and catch us, but they didn’t. I think that added to the excitement, though.”
Jade Feng: “I’ve tried it, but the car has to have enough room to get crazy.”
Kylee Nash: “Only when parked, since I like to be the driver.”
Christy Marks: “Sure. I live in a rural part of Pennsylvania and a lot of people fuck in their cars and trucks when the weather is nice.”
Morgan Leigh: “A few times. It’s fun but a little tricky sometimes.”
Paola Rios: “It depends on the car and the locations. I don’t want to get caught or be seen.”
From the girls who do XXX, who would I like to see most in a car-sex pictorial? Christy’s already done one, although it was outside a taxi cab. Summer Sinn, Alanna Ackerman, Minka, Annina, Brandy Dean, Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore, Cherry Brady and Daylene Rio top my wish list. In a sedan or a convertible, not a van. And not a Smart Car!
Christy & Kylee would be great sex partners in a car!
The last time we ran blooper photos, Viggo asked for more. I don’t know about Naughty Neighbors amateur photos, but in SCORE and Voluptuous photo shoots, they’re hard to find. Undeterred, I pressed on. Here we go with another round from the archives. I’d like to emphasize that no cameramen were injured during the making of these bloopers.
The power of big tits! Seeing big tits in tight tops switches the male brain to various modes. There’s “Stupid.” There’s the higher level “Idiot.” And then next is “Moron.” This is a scientific fact. I know from years of personal experience.
See how tight tops react under severe pressure!
Now on SCORELAND, Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh spend quality time in the SCORE Studio trying on sweaters and tight tops. Eventually Summer tells Morgan that she’s gotten too horny from trying on all the tops and the feel of the fabric rubbing against her nipples. She asks Morgan to help her find a dude who’ll bang her brains out.
You don’t want to miss this hot video in SCORE Theater. Trust me. Because I’m stupid.
Don't miss the mouthwatering combo of tight tops and breast-sex!
Tattoos on tits. What’s your opinion? Love them? Loathe them? Or are you indifferent?
We don’t see that many SCORELAND girls getting their tits directly inked. At the least, it seems like nearly everyone has one of those bands around their upper arm or ankle. But you know how trends can be. Breast tats go back thousands of years. Egyptian and Polynesian women have a history of boob tatting.
Recent model Selexia Rae's tats extend from arm to breast.
Ariana has large winged angels right above but not on her tits.
Summer's bunny tat is small. Make-up can obscure it to a degree.
Over the years, most of the mail about tattoos has been critical. I tried to find a pro-tat letter sent to SCORELAND but couldn’t. T.H. once wrote, “What’s up with all those fucking tattoos? I realize it’s a trendy thing to do all throughout all of society right now, and maybe a small, tastefully done tattoo can be attractive, but so many models have big, hideous-looking art on their bodies and it’s not a turn-on at all for me. So I’d like to request and suggest that you find models without all the ink, or maybe you can wipe out the tattoos with your computer programs or what a lot of people still refer to as airbrushing.” T.H. doesn’t mention video and the fact that the Internet reveals all.
Me, I can live with ink but not on the breasts. I’m a pure skin man.
With her taste on the Goth side, Lilith got a bat on her shoulder and an ankh on her boob.
No ink on Dawn Stone's breasts but plenty on her back.
Julia Miles' tat was very controversial with readers and video viewers.
