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Why I think Summer Sinn is great

August 22, 2009 by Elliot James
Summer stretching her crop top at a video convention in 2006.

Summer stretching her crop top at a video convention in 2006.

Here’s why. Summer has an awesome stacked bod and huge, well-shaped tits. I like her face and hair. She’s one of the horniest girls to do SCORE hardcore. She follows directions perfectly and knows exactly what the guys want to see. Just tell her what sex positions you want to see her do and she’ll do it…except for anal (yet). Summer does not act like a big-shot porn star with her nose up in the air. She’s like a regular chick from Massachusetts with an accent…except she sports gigantic tits.  Summer was a terrific down-to-earth spokeswomen at the SCORE booth at the Adult Entertainment Expo in 2006…the massive crowds of boob brothers loved her. I know because I did a video of this for SCORELAND.

It’s not her specialty but Summer can act and do lines if there’s a script and she can ad lib if she needs to. But I know Summer’s heart is really into fucking and worshiping the pocket-pork. Everything else to her is flufferdinker foo foo. Just give her a horny guy with an erection and let her do her thing and she’s happy.

Another lucky schlong gets to plow those hills on SCORELAND.

Another lucky schlong gets to plow those hills on SCORELAND.

Now for the flip side: She keeps saying she’s going to get a reduction, which both terrifies and upsets me. I hate reductions and the doctors who perform them. So far, she keeps changing her mind, and puts it off, which is great as far as I’m concerned. Also, I’m not a big fan of tats, like Dave and Maria are. Now don’t misunderstand me. I don’t dislike girls with tats. I just don’t like tats. I like natural skin. I don’t understand why girls get tats. Girls take three hours to decide what to wear and they change their hair color every month but they’re okay with staining their skin for life and permanently putting a Chinese take-out menu on their body? But I can live with tats if I have to.

This weekend we get to see Summer get fucked again on SCORELAND, something I never get tired of enjoying.

Where have all the big-boobed strippers gone?

August 11, 2009 by Elliot James

According to the British newspaper The Guardian, more money is spent in strip clubs in the U.S. than on theater, opera, ballet, jazz and classical music concerts combined. That interested me because of all the editors, I’m the numbers guy. I even poll the members of SCORELAND, mainly about questions tied to big-boobs. (What else?)

I’ve been going to strip clubs for years, so with that in mind, I recently asked two questions of SCORELANDERS. My first question was: In strip clubs, how often do you get lap dances? Eighteen-percent said always, 42% said they’d get a dance if they saw a girl they really liked, 6% never buy dances and 33% said they don’t go to strip clubs.

Then I asked a question that was more germane to SCORELAND: Do you like photo sets and video with a strip club or lap dance theme? The results: 24% love them, 23% like them, 38% said they were indifferent and the remaining 14% hate them. So maybe strip clubs are just not as popular as they were in the ’90s. Or maybe guys can only handle the environment or the expense for so long before they bail out and need a break.

What I don’t see are any dancers stacked like Summer Sinn at Goldfingers or The Boobie Trap, two local skin emporiums. My friends in other cities tell me the same thing. What happened to all the really busty dancers across the U.S.? They’re not easy to find anymore. That’s one of the main reasons I don’t go like I used to.

Summer’s back next week at SCORELAND. She’s not playing a stripper, but she is sliding down a bologna pole. Her huge boobs are always a welcome sight here.

If you guys ever see a really busty dancer in your strip club travels (those of you who still go, that is), let us know. These gals have become an endangered species.