Tag Archive: tits

Tits…IN YOUR FACE!

April 23, 2012 by Maria

Ah, the closeup shot of big tits…is there anything fucking better?

I mean, when you see a big pair of tits in the distance, isn’t your first thought, “Damn, I wish those big tits were in my face right now!”?

When you’re at a strip club and one of the dancers has a nice rack, don’t you want her to come over to you and slap those tits all over your face?

When a chick is riding your rod, isn’t it awesome when she leans forward and puts those tits right in your face?

Even as a baby…you wanted tits in your face.

Wanting tits in your face is an innate need. It’s a primal thing. It’s science, people.

That’s why today, on this ordinary Monday, I am going to put a lot of tits in your face. Because Mondays need more tits. And your face needs tits all up in it.

Click the pics to enlarge them and please, enjoy these tits…IN YOUR FACE.

xoxox,

Maria

 

Hop on our big-boob merry-go-round. It’ll take you for the ride of your life!

March 31, 2012 by Elliot James

SCORE Group sites are like a merry-go-round that never stops and always has someone new on the ride.

The next few days are a whirlwind of action. And then the days after that continue the pace. The ride keeps going. Every day, a heavy pair to explore.

On SCORELAND, Natalie Fiore will wipe you out with a fresh video. Our friend Miss Fiore whips out her enormous fun-pillows and drops her panties for some digital fun in a cool bedroom on a hot day.

Natalie's tits are always a treat.

Morgan Leigh is the cure for those who think piano lessons are as boring as watching paint dry. And bouncy newcomer Siri rides again in the “Hardcore Special.” Giddyap!

Can Morgan play "Chopsticks"? Who cares about the piano at a time like this?

At XLGirls.com, fresh newbie Marilyn Mayson squirts milky goodness out of her nipples, and her ultimate reward is a cream pie, in this high-calorie pictorial and video. Marilyn’s really sexy and GND-ish. She’s great, and I love that joyous look she has. I want to see the girls having fun and enjoying themselves.

 

Ready, aim, lactate

Back at SCORELAND (I said this was a merry-go-round), newcomer Goldie Ray makes her debut in “New Discovery” on Sunday and then returns with a surprise on Monday.

Meet new SCORE Girl Goldie on Sunday

At SCOREVideos, Sabina Leigh returns to put two burly dudes through an intensive workout session. She really does a number on them. Sabina guest-blogged about her sexperiences when she was here. Has anyone noticed that threeways seem to be much, much hotter than couples sex? I have a few theories.

It's a double header for Sabina Leigh this weekend at SCOREVideos.com

Ultra bounce!

March 26, 2012 by Elliot James

Caught in mid-takeoff.

Over the weekend, I was watching some of YouTube’s live feed of Miami’s Ultra Music Festival. This annual gathering of electronic music fans and DJs draws a couple of hundred thousand people. Basically, a DJ on stage plays music to a crowd that bounces up and down all day in 80-degree heat. And then again at night, when all the phosphorescent lights and rave toys come out. Watching it was okay for about 20 minutes and then I get bored. (It’s really the kind of event that a person has to attend in person, not watch on a screen.)

It seems to me that the entire scene is wrong. The girls should be topless and bouncing up and down in the crowds, not the guys. This bothers me. Our society has it backwards. (These male-chauvinist laws need to be changed.) Anyway, I did spot quite a few good-looking girls packing out their bikini or tank tops and bobbing very nicely while they made those wavy arm and hand gestures they make during these things.

Achieving lift-off velocity.

Why do I bring this up?

Because a big-boobed girl bouncing up and down is one of the greatest things in the world, and one of my favorite things to see, next to her walking, jogging, go-go dancing, playing with a hula-hoop and exercising with one of those Shake-Weights. Give me the simple stuff, good clean fun, and I’m happy. I’m a simple kind of guy.

So today, bouncing boobs is our topic.

I can never get enough of it. And it’s a good educational tool at SCORELAND for demonstrating a physical law.

What goes up, must come down, unless there’s enough velocity to escape the pull of gravity.

And happy birthday week to Angel Gee (March 25), Connie Kline (March 29), Rebecca Love (March 30), Camille Morgan (March 30), Brittany O’Neil (March 31) and Sarah Sunshine (April 1).

 

T-shirt stuffing

March 24, 2012 by Elliot James

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the largest group of people wearing tank tops was 3,500 on October 2, 2010 for the annual “Deni Play On The Plains Festival” in Deniliquin, NSW, Australia.

We’ve never come close to that record for SCORE Girls wearing tanks, but if quality beats quantity, I present as evidence this photo of Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Taylor Steele and Arianna Sinn from On Location Grand Bahama. There’s a world tank top record for something here. I feel it in my bone.

Tanks for the mammaries, girls.

 

The current world’s record for wearing the most T-shirts at once currently belongs to a gentleman from Colombo, Sri Lanka who wore 257 T-shirts on December 22, 2011. He looked like the Incredible Hulk. But even that doesn’t come close to the number of forward inches achieved by the upper-body projection of a SCORE Girl wearing just one tank top. I submit these photographs as further evidence of my claim.

Would you go into a tank with Kristy Klenot?

Shelly The Burbank Bomber’s tank rockets

Tank you very much, Eva Notty

Destiny Rose and her tank stretchers

Sheridan Love: tank commander

It’s SCORELAND’s boobs bloopers time!

March 16, 2012 by Elliot James

Boobs bloopers. Candid cleavage. Spontaneous snaps. SCORELAND Girls have a sense of humor, and sometimes our camera crew is there to point the camera in their direction and click the shutter in time when something totally unexpected happens. Melanie Addison liked to play practical jokes on photographers. The great Autumn-Jade was always laughing and joking on the set. Models can do the darndest things.

Erin go bra-less

March 15, 2012 by Elliot James

Topheavy of the mornin' ta ya.

Siri may be of Swedish ancestry, but on St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish and can proudly wear the green. I don’t know if Siri will be lifting a few spirits this weekend at the local watering hole, but I do know that Siri has lifted the spirits, and other parts, of everyone at SCORELAND.

When I think about it, there haven’t been many SCORE Girls from Ireland. This has always puzzled me. Do you know how many English, Scottish and Welsh models have been SCORE Girls? Lots of them. But few from Ireland, which I’m told is a land of creamy-skinned, buxom lasses.

A land of red-haired, busty barmaids wearing V-necked sweaters pulling beer-keg handles.

And then I wake up.

Jay Sweet

Ireland-born Cathy Patrick and Jay Sweet were both in the premiere issue of SCORE, June 1992. They immediately came to mind. Then I drew a blank.

Cathy appeared in SCORE #1, June 1992.

Before them, Belfast’s Lisa Phillips zoomed to the top of the big-boob scene, although Lisa modeled before SCORE was launched.

Even within the UK itself, there have been only a handful of Irish girls, busty or not, in any kind of adult modeling. Why this boob famine for 20 years?

If you are reading this in Ireland, turn on your boob radar and keep us abreast at SCOREModelsWanted.com.

And may the luck of the Irish be with you.

Getting Siri with it

March 10, 2012 by Elliot James

He'll be cumming 'round her mountains when he cums.

Siri has inspired lots of good, wholesome, happy commenting on the Blog and inside SCORELAND, something that didn’t surprise me, Maria and Dave. Like this comment from Ramjet: “My God, what a beautiful girl! Just when I think you’ve come up with all of the perfect bodies you can, you spring another one on us.”

That’s how we do it, Ramjet.

I think that when Siri goes for a walk in the park, she’s followed by butterflies, little chirping birds and deer. Soft, celestial music plays in the background.

Now Siri does her second XXX boy-girl at SCOREVideos.com, her first time on the site.

What I especially dug about this scene:

A.) Siri laying back completely naked, heels off, an inviting look on her face, opening her legs to get her pussy licked.

B.) The POV blow job. (POV eye-contact action is #1 with me.)

C.) The POV facial.

D.) Siri’s hip action when she’s fucking.

See it now. I’m being Siri-ous. She makes men delirious.

 

It can never get too overflowing and too overloaded @ SCORELAND, XLGirls & SCOREVideos

March 9, 2012 by Elliot James

Is this why oil prices have gone up?

Now at SCORELAND, Jasmine Shiraz, our resident Jersey Girl, shows how going oily to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and extremely stiff. What Jasmine Shiraz does so beautifully: A.) Shakes her naturals up and down and side to side with exceptional skill. She could operate an Xbox Kinect with her boobs.  B.) Self-sucks and self-licks her nipples with excellent oral talents. C.) Oils herself like a Renaissance artist. I can imagine Jasmine at the New Jersey shore during the summer when she reaches for the bottle of suntan oil.

Natalie Fiore: enough sweatermeat for six so-called super-models.

Every time I see a new photo set or a video of Natalie Fiore, it’s like Thanksgiving. And her breasts just keep growing and growing. I’m in awe of that top-shelf expansion that never seems to end. Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island, Mexico…every SCORE trip she takes, Natalie is bustier. She must need a full-time tailor to fit her. Any takers for the job? Take a number like I did and wait your turn for the interview. I have to throw in that Natalie really knows how to dress to impress. Her choices in tops, and everything else, are perfect. I’d love to do a tight titty-top video with her for SCOREtv one day.

First time XXX vid for Asha Marie @ XLGirls.com

She’s dressed in a tight, low-cut cardigan before the action kicks off, and there’s no better showcase than this kind to display Asha Marie’s sensational trophies today at XLGirls.com. In the video (her first guy-girl XXX) when cam-girl/web designer Asha says, “Put that cock in my tight, little ass,” the video editor should have added a majestic choral music overlay to the audio. “I love my life, and I’m not sure there’s much I want to do that I haven’t done yet but I’m always open to new experiences,” Asha revealed. “I’m happy and I like it when life surprises me. I love sex, especially oral, giving and receiving.”

Two fistfuls of Maserati

Maserati is a fairly recent arrival and someone who had to be in SCORE and V-mag. It’s rack attack time at SCORELAND tomorrow with more bumping and grinding by awesome Maserati in a hardcore special. Sport fucking. It’s the only sport Maserati seems to like. “I am a super girly-girl,” she said. “Playing sports breaks nails!” She sure knows how to put a guy’s nuts in third gear.

Lots of props come in after a Maserati photo set or video. This one by Brad was different than most. He wrote, “It seems kinda weird, but as much as I love seeing Maserati fuck, I’d love to see her in more solo scenes. Obviously, this goddess looks amazing in hardcore, but she’s just so fucking perfect, I want to worship her solo as well!” No worries, Brad. We love solos, too.

And now we come to Amber Bach, who I have always enjoyed seeing in action. Amber is Bach at SCORELAND on Sunday, and she hasn’t changed a bit since she was playing hooky at BigTitHooker.com a few years ago. What’s different in this spankin’ new scene, “Three’s Cum-pany,” is that Amber does her first threesome for SCORE, and it’s a cum-dinger. Hot, nasty and furious, the way a threesome should be. This ain’t the romance hour, and these two dudes are not bringing Amber flowers and chocolate. I have to give Amber 200% props for this one. She’s a real slim ‘n’ stacked steamer, and the way she gets her supple bod into a non-stop series of gym-nasty fucking-and-sucking positions truly impressed me. I didn’t know she was that athletic. I called it a big-boobed ballet of boning. After watching it, I called our DVD producer, E., who I knew was putting together a SCORE threesome DVD for an upcoming catalog, and urged him to add the scene to it.

You name the position, Amber Bach can handle it

Your ship has come in. Boobs Ahoy!

February 29, 2012 by Elliot James

A small amount of Boob Cruise 2K issues were just discovered.

The warehouse men were organizing some shelves when one of them found a dusty box tucked away in a forgotten corner high up on a shelf out of sight.

He opened it to find pristine, mint-condition copies of the long-sold out Holiday 2000 SCORE.

This was the Boob Cruise 2000 issue, the chronicle of the fifth and final SCORE sailing, this time on the Windjammer ship, The Legacy, in April, 2000. The ship sailed out of St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands and on to such islands as St. Croix, Jost Van Dyke and Sandy Cay.

What a group of passengers!  Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan, Maxi Mounds, Donita, Ariana, Adina, Jessica Justice, Windy Leigh, Melody Foxxe, Tanya Danielle, Dawn Stone, Casey James, Brittany Love and Minka all on one very cool sailing ship. Joining them was Alyssa Alps. Alyssa wrote the ship’s log for the magazine that year.

I was on that ship. My associate E. and I had the job of recording the daily activities on-board and on the islands we visited. He and I didn’t sleep much that week. But sleep could wait until our return to the States. Every day, we would photograph what the girls were up to, day and night, and write the logs, then beam it at night to the SCORE building in Miami.

We had a portable satellite dish that we’d set up on various parts of the ship depending on the time and weather conditions. It was an experiment in the unknown. We didn’t know if it would work, but it did. Every day, SCORELAND members would log in and see the latest pictures and read about what was going on that day. We couldn’t transmit video from the ship, but back then, posted videos on the Net were one-minute clips. Anyone reading this remember the early days of the Web?

That week is still archived at SCORELAND in the “Galleries” section.

Anyway, that 164-page Holiday 2000 SCORE was the most highly anticipated edition of 2000, and when it hit the stores, it had the biggest “sell-through” ever of any SCORE mag. It has full layouts of all of the girls, lots of candid pictures of all of the activities on deck and on the islands and, of course, there’s Alyssa’s daily log of life in the Caribbean with an army of naked SCORE Girls. Double-A was the longtime “On The Road” columnist at SCORE, and she was the perfect scribe for this job.

If you never owned this issue, get one now while we have them. I thought all the copies were long gone, cleaned-out.

I have a copy at home wrapped in plastic and untouched since 2000.

I’ve seen this issue selling at used-magazine websites for 22 bucks.

We’re selling it for $10 postpaid, an unbeatable price.

About to leave for the airport to St. Thomas, USVI.

The wild scene at Miami International Airport.

Angela White took over SCORELAND. Now put her in Parliament.

February 28, 2012 by Elliot James

Angela's delighful tush doesn't get enough praise.

In November of 2010, Angela was running for political office. Man, how time flies.

“I am now officially an Australian politician,” Angela SAID that month. “In the upcoming state elections in Victoria, I am running as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the seat of Richmond. In Australia, a lot of our sexual freedoms are being restricted by moral campaigners and prudish politicians. I was driven to stand for parliament over my concern for the rights of sex workers in Australia and my concern over the heavy-handed censorship laws in Victoria that do not reflect public opinion. It is currently illegal to sell X-Rated non-violent pornography in Victoria despite the fact that 76% of Australians believe it should be legal. Yes, you heard me correctly. Where I currently live, it is illegal to sell the porn that I appear in!”

As valiantly as she campaigned, Angela wasn’t elected. Visionaries are often not given their due soon enough.

Tomorrow @ SCORELAND

But she’s young. She’s a spunky girl. She’s got legs. And tush. And boobs. And a lovely face.

And she’s in May ’12 SCORE magazine.

So I urge Angela to run again. She needs to fill that position and make all of Australia a freer country.

I support whatever positions she puts herself in.

I demand that the voters warm up that seat in Parliament for Angela White in the next election. I don’t know when that is. Don’t ask me. Go ask Angela.

What I do know is when the next erection is coming up and that’s tomorrow at SCORELAND when we publish a very naughty pictorial of Angela shot when she was in our half of the hemisphere.

American writer Charles Dudley Warner supposedly coined the phrase, “Politics make strange bedfellows.”

Warner never had the good luck to meet Angela White. There’s nuthin‘ strange about her!