Ariana Angel travels the world going to concerts and parties. The Amsterdam record promoter, music student, journalist and international party girl specializes in the hardcore punk rock scene.
We did an interview with Mary Carey that was one of our most over-the-top ever. It’s archived on SCORELAND. “I like penises under seven inches. Seven inches is too big for me. I have a shallow pussy,” Mary told me and Dave. She should have been elected governor of California.
Samantha Sanders is an expert horsewoman and a lawyer. Modeling is only a pasttime. Samantha says she always gets patted down whenever she travels through airports. Yeah, like she’s carrying concealed weapons under her sweater. We know how these screeners think. Happy birthday, ladies.
Ashley Sage could pulverize you a berry smoothie with her weighty, mighty rack!
Lots of us would like to get into Carrie Lynn’s berries and cream.
Is that a banana in your cleavage, Desirae, or are you just happy to see us?
Karina Hart is top banana round these parts!
According to the USDA Food Guidelines, the average male needs at least two cups of fruit a day to maintain a healthy diet. Now, we don’t know about you, but for us, there are no two cups of fruit we’d rather have than the ones pictured right here. There is something almost mouthwatering about the way that Desirae offers you up a serving of that banana. Or the way that Ashley seems to be saying, “You seemed famished! Why don’t you come and eat some of my berries?”
I know staring at these pics makes me hungry!
Now, while I happen to think that playing with fruit in a sexual situation is very hot, there are a lot of big-boob lovers who don’t like any food in a model’s layout. They only want to see her melons and that’s that.
What kind of man are you? Do you mind foodplay in a pictorial? Do you find fruit sexy? Or when it comes to seeing your favorite busty beauties, do you object to produce?
I am going to put this warning out there right off the bat.
THIS POSTING IS NOT SO MUCH ABOUT TITS AS IT IS ABOUT BASKETBALL.
There. I said it.
You see, I have March Madness on the brain. Basketball and brackets and teams.
I know. You thought that as the editor of Voluptuous, surely I must think about tits 24/7. But I find some time to think about sports and beer, too.
(And girly things like shoes and makeup. lol)
It happens.
Despite what you think, there is only ONE basketball in this pic.
Sabina dunks and then scores with a cock on the court.
And you know what? I am probably not alone in my mind-wanderings about college basketball. I am sure that some of you have the madness, too. In fact, I am sure you are toggling between this blog and ESPN, keeping a close eye on the fate of your teams.
Luckily, my thinking about basketball eventually turned into thinking about tits and basketball. (Yes, most of my musings always come full circle to knockers. lol)
So I thought, “Maria, what busty girls have played basketball for us?” and then I thought of Daphne Rosen‘s set for Tits-A-Poppin’. Daphne plays some basketball and then plays some sucktheballs with a stud right on the court. Not too shabby.
Then I thought about Sabina Leigh‘s basketball boning in Bounce Baby Bounce!, and I made a mental note to rewatch her scene for, um, posterity.
But to be honest, my favorite basketball set of all time has nothing to do with boobs. It has more to do with ass.
(I am as much a fan of big asses as I am a fan of big tits. Sue me.)
For me, there is just something fucking delicious about Kina Kara and this basketball. (And she has some decent-sized sweater puppies, too, don’t get me wrong.)
Kina's ass needs slapping and oiling. I would D'up on that!
Maybe it’s because I am the editor of BootyLicious, but I just like the idea of playing basketball with and throwing down some hard defense against a girl with a huge ass.
Now let me Forrest Gump my way out of this post and say that that’s pretty much all I have to say about that.
Have a great weekend, guys. Hope those of you embroiled in some serious March Madnessing have success with your brackets!
Dave with Renee. I am sure he is giving her skating tits, er, tips. lol
Something is always going down in the SCORE offices. Sometimes, you walk into the kitchen and there’s a big-titter at your table, eating some lunch, and her cleavage is burning a hole in your retinas. Sometimes you walk into an empty office and there’s a super-titter on the desk, spread eagle and in the middle of a photo shoot. And sometimes you are walking down the hallway and you almost get run over by mega-titter Renee Ross on roller skates. And in booty shorts, too.
Yes…SCORE is sometimes like Xanadu, but with more tits.
Here is what I can tell you about Renee. She is one of THE sweetest ladies you will ever meet. She is very funny and personable. She loves to laugh and it comes across whenever she is on set. And she is pretty great on roller skates. She was so excited to roller skate around our offices and do tricks for everyone watching that we found ourselves watching her roll around for quite some time. And when I say WE, I mean practically everyone in our office. Renee is easy on the eyes but bad for work productivity. lol
The only way this would be better is if Renee was naked! 🙂
We all secretly hoped Renee fell…on top of one of us so we'd be victims of a tit collision. YUM.
Renee rolls by our video editor/cameraman, Lester. Just another day in the office...
With tits like that, I'd play rollerderby with Renee anyday!
So check out this video of Renee on her skates because it’s Thursday, and on Friday we like to have fun! 🙂
Hope everyone has a smashing weekend and that all of you curl up with a sexy busty, too!
I love to see a woman's tits from the side…thank you, Yurizan!
I love to blog about tits and why I love them, why they rule and all the good stuff in between.
And part of that involves one of my favorite things of all time…
The profile shot of a great pair of bazoombas.
I don’t know what it is about that titty side-view that makes me happy, but it does.
(Check out Yurizan‘s profile shot from the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE. Isn’t it glorious? Doesn’t it just bring a smile of pure joy to your face?)
Maybe it’s because deep down inside, in places that I don’t discuss at dinner parties…I am an ass-lover, too.
(And cue collective GASP! from all you die-hard boob lovers out there. LOL I am, after all, not only the the editor of V-mag but the editor of BootyLicious mag, too!)
When a lady stands sideways like that, not only do you get to see the wonderful slope of her tit and the wonderful curve underneath it, but you also get a peek at her backside. And who doesn’t love that? Seeing her ripe rump and her glorious ta-tas takes me to a place in my mind where I imagine her in doggie-style. Maybe someone is spanking her ass and cupping her boobs at the same time. Maybe whispering dirty, sweet nothings into her ear.
Oh, yeah.
And that, my friends, is hot. Period. You can’t compete with the wonderful images that the side boob shot inspires.
(And for the record, Yurizan, in all her amazing and possibly EPIC sexiness, was the PERFECT model for this blog posting. But then again, she is one of my faves, so I am a little biased!) 😛
The Net is much cooler than TV. Because no one ever created a “back at ya” button for TV. Although people can write or phone a television station, they generally don’t because TV has trained us for generations to be a passive audience. But on the Net, real interaction is possible.
So I have a question.
It would be a great world if you could just walk up to a girl and ask her to play with her tits, and then she did. But that will never happen. So let’s say a big-boobed model is coming into SCORELAND for the day and you could ask her to do one thing with her ta-tas while you videotaped her for less a minute. What would it be? Try on a tight top? Stiffen her nipples? Jiggle or shake them? Slap them together? Jump up and down?
What would you have her do? Let us know, and we’ll see if we can make it happen. And don’t forget to tell us who you want to do it, too.
