Here in Big Boob World, or SCORELAND as you call it, we spend a serious amount of time with tits. From the minute we come in to the office it’s nothing but tits, tits and more tits all day. (Not that I’m complaining at all, mind you.) But there is a problem that we editors run into sometimes. You see, sometimes tits leave us at a loss for words. LITERALLY. I will call Dave or Elliot up and ask them to give me, “Another word for boobs, please.” You see, there are many, many, many ways to call a boob, well, a boob. But sometimes, I come across a pair of tatas that need something extra-special. So, over the years, I have started a collection of boob words. Kind of like my own tatas thesaurus, if you will. And you’d be surprised how many different words there are for boobs. And you’d be surprised how many guys I know have their own versions, too. Chicks do, too! For example, the phrase “chesticles” was uttered to me one night by a group of hot lesbians. They came up to me and said, “You have a full set of chesticles.” Needless to say, I LOL’ed on the spot.
So, I thought I would share some of my favorites with you. And I would LOVE it if you shared some of your faves with me. A girl can never have too many words to describe her, umm, girls. lol So, without further ado:
Mams
Blouse Bunnies
Cans
Bazookas
Sweater Puppies
Cum Cushions
Yum Yums
Happy Headlights
Bingos!
Floppers
Whoppers
The Twins
Perks
Bazoombas
Penis Padders
Dairy Depot
Jigglies
I could go on and on, but I prefer to hear some of yours. Who knows, maybe you can tell me a few I’ve never heard before. (Which would be very impressive.)
In Chapter Five of Mamazon The Movie on SCORELAND, the hapless jungle raiders find themselves in deep poop. This poor boob is slated to be part of a Mamazon sex ritual that officially initiates Shyla Shy into the tribe. After swigging a mind-numbing brew cooked up by resident witch doctor Daylene Rio that turns him into a sex-zombie, the anal-loving Queen Alexis and Shyla help themselves to his cock. Meanwhile, James has bolted the village with Daylene in hot pursuit, a big spear in her hand. Some days it doesn’t pay to get out of bed…
Mamazons want action.
Daylene Rio: aqua-maid.
I’m happy to say that besides Mamazon, it’s also a Natalie Fiore weekend, with a SCORE pictorial today and her matching video, How To Stiffen Nipples, this Sunday. I hadn’t seen the video until the other day, just the photo set, and when I saw the finished video, I nearly fell out of my chair. (It’s a good thing it comes with a seat belt for moments like this.) Natalie looks ready to explode out of her bra when the video opens. Women always look bustier on video than in photos for technical reasons and the boob-shelf that this bra created still has me punchy. Natalie could serve breakfast on it. Of course, I was aching for her to remove it too. Natalie is great as usual in this video and I love how she chats. Sexy chit-chat adds a very important dimension to a solo video; vital, in my opinion. She’s one of the very best at eargasmic talents.
Dave has posted a great three-part BLOG this weekend about Angelina Castro so don’t miss all three days. Angelina’s new XXX video will be posting soon on SCORELAND.
Like I’ve mentioned before, I am a man of simple pleasures. And that applies to stuff that girls do together when they can take their tits out. I’d rather see some dynamic duo squish and rub their boobs together instead of strapping on the latest Arnold Schwarzenputz life-like rubber cock or hanging off some weird contraption.
I like the contrast in skin tones too.
Doing the bumpty-bump.
(That’s why I thought Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling was so great; all those huge tits sliding and thumping against each other.) In the same vein, that’s also why I love boob-massage videos and photos, especially if they’re shot in first-person POV. If I were a millionaire, I’d build a gym in my mansion and hire girls to rub their boobs together and do slow, erotic oil wrestling.
The shock-absorbing power is incalculable.
They couldn't be more different.
I wouldn’t be interested in having a giant 3D television and the most expensive sound system. Think about it. Would you rather watch Avatar on a 20′-wide screen or two big-boobed girls going nipple-to-nipple? I was reading that Nicolas Cage blew mega-millions on a German castle and a fleet of yachts. What a waste of money. Think of all the titty-rubbing shows Nic could have put on in his living room.
Anna Song lives in Paris and loves it. Eva Notty reads the BLOG so maybe she’ll say hello this week. Did you know that Casey James is also a country-western singer? Amber Brooks’ December ’05 SCORE interview was so hot it took two editors to conduct it. Michelle May will be devoting herself to nursing full-time. It was fun having her here while it lasted. Happy birthday, ladies.
Most of the time when there is a hot model in the studio, we go in there and we interview them and that’s that. However…when Cherry Brady is in the studio, there is this sense of, dare I say it, sexual potency in the air? It turns all of us editors bananas. We want to be in the studio all day long, just to be in her presence. I know, because I spent a lot of time hanging out with Cherry…because I was, uh, working. Yes, that’s it. WORKING.
lol
Now, I would tell you that Cherry is a damn sexy woman, but that would just be way too Captain Obvious of me. What I will tell you is that she is super-talented. (Okay, that’s kind of obvious, too!) But I am not just talking about her smoldering sexuality. Oh, no! What I am referring to are her hula-hooping skills. Now, I know what you are thinking…hula hooping? YES! Hula hooping.
Hello Kitty and hoops of glory. Maria clearly approves.
You see, I challenged Cherry to a hula-hooping contest and she kicked soooooo much ass on the first try that I couldn’t even compete. How did she manage to do that? Let’s just say that she started off with a bra on and mid-hula-hooping, she took that puppy right off. THAT takes talent. The whole time she was hula hooping (TOPLESS!) she was playing with her tits and having a blast. And, her panties were this tiny, wisp of pink fabric that was a sequined kitty cat. Yes, she had pussy on her pussy. It was kind of glorious!
But don’t take my word for it…watch the video of it below! Oh, Cherry! You make hula hooping into something SEXY!
As we celebrate our fine country’s Independence Day, let us also celebrate the things that we hold dear…like huge, mondo titties and the very fine, very excellent women who make it their mission to show us those mondo titties. May our hearts burn red with passionate lust for these gals. May our love of them be pure and white. And may they never, ever, ever leave your balls blue. Happy Fourth of July, gentlemen! I hope that you’re spending it with some very hot chicks and that there are nothing but fireworks in your future…both in the night sky and in your bedrooms!
And if you’re not in the USA, you’ve still got the hooters. Mamazon The Movie rumbles in the jungle with Chapter 4 Kali’s Caged Sex as sexy Kali West learns how the male of the species operates when she serves one of the captives a banana for lunch and he repays the favor with his own banana. Meanwhile, the other Mamazons are plotting big trouble for the invaders of their secret village. I pity the fools.
Lillian Faye checks out the beach with the SCORE crew in Extreme Bikini Time, a SCORE Theater video. Let’s hope what you’ll see doesn’t become an ocean of crude oil this summer. I like oil on boobs but not that much!
Lillian cums with an ocean view.
Trinity's heavy hangers are just what the doctor ordered.
You met new discovery Trinity Michaels in a previous BLOG video. Now check out her first pictorials. Trinity (August ’10 V-Mag) photographs like a dream and I am positive she will be a new fave of many V-Men. I hope she decides to try modeling for at least a few years. It’s all new to Trinity so she’s looking forward to the feedback.
Laurella is another new Voluptuous arrival. She’s from titty city Prague, land of beer and big boobs. Why is Prague such a hub for busty girls? Is it the beer? The sausages? Or maybe the Czechs and the other eastern Europeans simply have the boob gene. I don’t know. Laurella reminds me of another Czech that regulars will remember well, Bozena.
Another new super-busty brunette. How lucky can you get?
Tatiana Blair is interviewed by Maria and Allie in a rare double header. She’s cute, she’s pretty, she’s adorable. And, oh yeah, Tatiana’s bra is loaded.
Tatiana tells all on SCORELAND.
If you have a membership to SCOREVideos.com, the Janet Jade video Won’t You Take Me To Funkytown? is having its world premiere showing. I especially like this video because Janet go-go dances in the opening sequence, something I always love to see. Janet is a dancer back home in Detroit and she can bust a move with the best of ’em. Remember the Fly Girls from In Living Color or the Solid Gold dancers? Janet’s just as talented and even sexier. Don’t forget the popcorn and beer.
Janet tears it up at SCOREVideos.com
Have a relaxing, boobadelic weekend and keep SCORING.
After a brief flurry in front of the cameras, the great Dawn Phoenix didn’t come back like her namesake. Dawn later popped up in 2002 on the TV dating show Shipmates, of all things. The date didn’t go so good through no fault of Dawn’s. Bea Summer of Germany never fulfilled her real modeling potential but at least she made a few SCORE appearances. Amber Bach enjoys the Florida lifestyle: bicycling, watching sports, sunning, hiking, going to the beach, swimming and lots of hot sex. Mimi Miyagi was a Republican candidate for governor of Nevada in 2006. Her slogan was “For the bare and honest truth.” She should have won. I know she’d have done a better job. The only SCORE model born on the 4th of July, Saholy was born on the island republic of Madagascar off the coast of Africa. Letha Weapons will always be known as one of the mega-boobed world’s greatest porn stars. She now lives in San Francisco where Dave left his heart. Romina Lopez was born in Paraguay and her 2004 discovery in Asuncion sparked off a wave of South American discoveries including Cynthia Romero, Paola Rios, and a dozen more V-Girls.
A good stripper, like Carmen Hayes, doesn't even have to put out to make a living. All she has to do is show her goods.
Elliot James and I were having this discussion at lunch the other day, which is not surprising because we have discussions like this every time we have lunch. We were walking through the parking lot to the local burger joint when we saw a woman standing by her car wearing a dress shirt as a dress. Long legs, fuck-me pumps and, of course, big tits. I say big tits because otherwise, Elliot and I wouldn’t have noticed.
“She’s dressed like a hooker,” Elliot said.
A street hooker like Puma Swede will come right to your door. Now that's service with a smile.
“That’s a good thing,” I said.
“Of course.”
It is a known fact that men love hookers and strippers. But which one do we love more?
Strippers, of course, will show you the goods. And they ply their trade in a relatively secure environment. And what they’re doing is, mostly, legal. Lap dances are legal in most places, even if you bust your nut, and what’s even better is that you don’t have to worry about contracting an STD when a stripper is giving you the grind.
Hookers, of course, are dangerous but sexy. It’s no wonder that we have a website called BigTitHooker.com. Check it out. They provide curbside service. But, of course, hooking, especially street-hooking, is illegal in most of the world. And when you let a stranger get into your car, you never know what you’re getting into before you get into whatever you’re getting into. I think a lot of us just like seeing hookers, even if we’re not planning to partake of their services.
There are enough road distractions without Misty contributing.
Compounding the problem, this motorist is not even dressed.
An action like this could result in the mike winding up in the passenger's butt.
Look, go get a room and do this. Not at 40mph.
Florida is known for its excellent drivers. Thank goodness they don’t do stupid things behind the wheel like texting, drinking coffee, booze or soda, eating, putting on make-up, reaching for something that dropped by their feet, brushing their hair, putting on a shirt, tying a tie, taking off a bra, smoking, getting a blow job, reading, watching TV, masturbating or talking to someone in the back seat while looking at him.
Today, I would like to illustrate un-safe motorist boob behavior with some photos from SCORELAND.
