You saw Angelina Castro having a great chat with Dave and showing her new 36G-cups in a three-part BLOG video on July 9, 10 and 11. On Day 3, Angelina asked the all-important question, “Why do we have to wear clothes?” Catching Dave at a loss for words, Angelina’s contention was that people shouldn’t wear clothing and should be naked. She was adamant about this. At that point, the studio called Angelina for a shoot, so she and Dave couldn’t continue the discussion. Which leads me to throw in my two boobs’ worth. If everyone was naked with their parts swinging around–not recommended for heavy machinery operators, fry-cooks and carpenters–there would be no tease. No anticipation. No expectation. No warm-up. At naturist resorts, the constant nudity desexualizes the body (that’s the goal), so only the new guys are sprouting wood. If everyone was naked all the time, would we be bored? Would we yawn at the sight of Angelina’s 44 inches of hooter heaven?
That brings me to Angelina’s new video made that week and posting tomorrow on SCORELAND, “Huge Tits & A String Bikini.” This is my favorite kind of XXX vid, shot point-of-view. No man face and no man talk. Angelina does all the talking in her sexy Cuban-American accent. She dresses her spectacular body in tiny bikinis before she blows his pants off, then vaults his pole. So there’s a nice chunk of garment-wearing tease before “surf’s up.” It’s a bonanza of horny talk, boob-banging, throaty blow jobs and hard pounding. Boy, does she love the cock! If Angelina was your steady, you’d definitely need to up your daily dosage of lecithin and zinc. Viva Latinas!
There is a scene in the LOL-classic Anchorman where Will Ferrell’s character, Ron Burgundy, sees a vision in white from across the room at a party and he walks up to her and tries to be suave and pick her up. When he opens his mouth, all he can say is, “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.”
Yeah…hilarious and NOT at all smooth.
However, I can relate to this because if I EVER got the chance to hit on Gianna, I would probably fail this way, too. You see, this woman and her “Melt-your-face-off-with-my-epic-fuck-mojo” stare would probably bring me down to my knees. Gianna is one of the MOST-SEXUALLY POTENT women I have ever encountered. From the way she carries herself to the way she whispers all sorts of nasty shit to someone when she is fucking their brains out, Gianna can do no wrong. She is, to me, like fuck Nirvana.
In fact, if she brought me down to my knees with her sexual RAWR! I would probably enjoy the view because Gianna is hotness in that POV. How do I know this? Because I found these two photos of Gianna in SCORELAND and you know what? SHE WOULD LOOK GOOD LOWERING HER PUSSY INTO YOUR AWAITING FACE FROM THE FRONT AND FROM THE BACK!!!!!
“I love to be naked. I will lay naked in bed, eat naked in bed and do a bunch of other stuff while I am naked in bed.”–Jenna Valentine talking to Maria in a Voluptuous interview.
“I was a candystriper or nurse’s assistant. I would help feed the patients in the stroke ward.”–Elizabeth Starr talking about one of her early jobs before she became an actress-model and a director.
By now, you should be familiar with our friend who lives halfway across the world, H.D. from Germany and his amazing illustration and drawing talents. (If you are NOT familiar with his art, click HERE and HERE and be WOW’ed by his work!) H.D. has a great ability to capture some of our favorite models in incredible poses. He also has a penchant for drawing women in knee-high boots. (Hey! He likes boots! I don’t think there is anything wrong with boots!) He has even done some drawings of me, and I cannot complain. I look HOT in hooker boots! H.D. is very talented and is constantly sending me new illustrations. I don’t know about anyone else, but when I see these drawings of some of our models, I am just as hot for them as I would be for actual pictures. I think work this good should be celebrated, so without further ado, check out these eight drawings of some of the all-time, big-titted greats! xoxo Maria
Today, Cherry Brady is back at SCORELAND in her first brand-new pictorial and matching video! Hang out with Cherry in her swanky, ultra-lounge bachelorette’s pad as that Brady lady does the cha-cha with her vintage vacuum cleaner while sipping on a chilled Cherry-tini.
Observe her vintage bullet-bra and retro undies and black stockings, the kind that Hollywood starlets used to drive guys crazy with in the ’50s. Now Cherry’s the one drivin’ mankind crazy. We won’t describe what she does. That would be cheating. Log in and see Miss Brady launch those twin torpedoes. You’ll thank her in the morning.
Over at SCOREVideos.com, Cherry reviews the DVD K-JUGS in another new must-see Brady video. Yes, there’s a trailer and you can see it here.
At the movies with Cherry on SCOREVideos.com
On Sunday, hot chick Bella Blaze from October ’10 SCORE boffs her brains out in a smokin’ SCORE Theater video. She’s on fire, and this dude’s hose gets to douse the flames.
Cherry and Bella. Tits a fine weekend at SCORELAND.
Talya Faust only posed for a short time before sailing off to new waters.
Talya Faust born August 7.
Lillian Faye likes spending time at the beach and walking her dog.
Lillian Faye born August 8.
The funniest pick-up line a guy said to Brianna Bragg was, “Can I get a picture of you to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas?”
Brianna Bragg born August 8.
Nikki Diamond born August 8.
Nikki Diamond from New Orleans was the “go-to girl” for SCORE girl-girls, bedding down with Tanya Danielle and Dawn Stone.
Jay Sweet appeared in the premiere issue of SCORE, June 1992. She’s still modeling today in the U.K.
Jay Sweet born August 9.
And one of the greatest big-bust models of them all, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, the most photographed SCORE model, was born on August 7 in Wallington, London, England. Happy birthday, ladies.
Happy birthday, Maggie Green. Maggie is back at SCORELAND today in a pictorial from the October ’10 SCORE, and by total coincidence, August 4th is her birthday. Cover girl of the print edition, Miss Green was built for vintage-style corsets and, as they say, the proof is in the pictures. The fact is, Maggie would look great wearing a flour sack. Ultimately though, it’s all icing on the cake until Maggie gets to wearing the air.
“Obviously, I’m not bothered by taking my clothes off in front of people,” Maggie once said in an interview. Amen to that. The staff at SCORELAND wishes Maggie a happy B-Day and hopes she gets all the gifts she wants.
This will be my least favorite posting since we started the SCORELAND Blog a year ago. Not because it’s about Crystal Gunns. It’s my least favorite Blog because Crystal has officially retired and this is her last published pictorial (from the October ’10 SCORE). A very different photo session from anything she had ever done before. Very dark, kinda weird and really moody. It posts today. She’s not really a whip-and-cigarette type of scowling girl, but some have written in to say they liked it, and Crystal herself said she enjoyed trying a different kind of cos play. The Gunns had a long, busy, and I’d like to think happy, association with SCORE. Her first SCORE appearance was March 2002, and when it hit the newsstands, Crystal’s stage career already was zooming to the top of the big-boob circuit.
Over the years, the bodacious one did a lot in these Hallowed Halls of Hooters. She was a TSG spokesmodel twice at the January Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas. She was the hostess of SCORE‘s 15th anniversary special on SCORELAND. In general, she was a tireless supporter of The SCORE Group. There’s video of her from the SCORE booth at the Expo that proves it. Crystal has been in over 23 TSG magazines and nine DVDs. She won Newcomer of the Year, and later, Model of the Year. She wrote and took her own pictures for 14 “Gunns Show” columns in the magazine from October 2006 to October 2008. (What is it with Crystal and October?) The column took the guys along with her on her many nightclub road trips all over America. Later on, Crystal finally went ahead and did a full-on girl-girl with her real-world friend Cindy Cupps in Big Tit A-List and they did their one and only one hand job and breast-sex scene in Tits & Tugs, a surprise to all the longtime fans who never thought they’d do anything on camera within ten feet of a boner. (Cindy has hung up her dancing and modeling heels also. They started together and basically finished their careers together.)
Do I think Crystal and Cindy will un-retire one day? People have asked me that. My answer is no. I think they have moved on to the new experiences that life offers. The second photo here is from yesterday’s 30 image By Request section. It’s a picture that really symbolizes how I’d like to remember Crystal. An overflowing bikini and a happy smile.
Melonie Maxx and Contessa Rose get a grip on things this weekend at SCORELAND in two nut-busting pictorials and matching videos. Melonie gives regular Kevin a hard way to go, as you’ll see, but he didn’t complain. Melonie said something during an interview with Maria that initially scared the hell out of us.
“I actually thought about getting a reduction at one point in my life,” she revealed. “But then I decided not to. I didn’t want to lose sensitivity. And I figured that they give me an edge. So I am going to keep them.”
Now those are the kind of words we want to hear in general. Thankfully, Melonie never got a reduction or the course of history would have been transformed for the worst. Now we can continue to enjoy Melonie’s beauteous bounties, and I can sleep soundly without bad dreams.
Contessa plays the alto saxophone back home in Georgia, which explains why she’s so talented in this video. She’s been a big hit with redhead lovers since her first vids and pictures last year. One of my favorites is a bellydancing lesson she gave to Eva Notty when they were making Boob Science. And I gotta say that while I’m a tit-man, Contessa’s legs and ass drive me fucking nuts. Her XXX video this weekend is P.O.V., putting you in the driver’s seat. I don’t know what percentage of you love point-of-view action, but, for me, I can happily live without man-face.
Enjoy the weekend and these two stacked foxes because Monday comes fast!
Scarlett Rouge co-stars in Sex In The Titties. Candy Connelly was one of the early SCORELAND live-chat models. Contessa Rose appears this weekend on SCORELAND. Diane Poppos started the entire “busty housewife” phenomenon. Ms. Panther co-stars with Sabina Leigh, Gianna Rossi, Tera Cox and April McKenzie in Pounding The Pledges. Kandi Kobain’s dream wheels is a hot pink Cadillac Escalade. Carmen Hayes is so flexible she could perform in Cirque du Soleil. Maggie Green co-stars with Daphne Rosen, Eva Notty, Contessa Rose and Aileen Ghettman in Boob Science. Happy big-boob birthdays, ladies.
