While most hitchhikers tend to look like Freddy Krueger, here’s a bunch who can warm the backseats of our cars anytime. Lexxi Tyler will be backseat driving at SCORELAND on August 5. Lexxi can do whatever she wants to do back there. Looking back may not be the safest thing to do for our driver. She’s more dangerous than texting and drinking. What could he say if he was pulled over? “I’m sorry, Officer. Lexxi distracted me by pulling down her top and tugging her panties to the side?” I’m amazed she hasn’t become a porn star.
At Boobhound, leave the driving to us.
Isis Haze is also another driver’s distraction. She should change her name to Isis Road Hazard. However, we did find out that the buzzing sound was not coming from the dashboard.
At least with Jolie Rain, the driver wisely pulled over to the side of the road so Jolie could attempt repairs on his stick shift. It turned out that he actually needed an oil change. After checking his dipstick, she drained his pan. All three of these auto-buffed beauties are a cab driver’s dream. They’re why we tint our windows.
Renee Ross has remained in the Top 20 since her debut last year. Shyla Shy made her feature DVD debut in Mamazon. Demi38DD is a cam-model in Las Vegas. Blondie lives in Budapest and posed only six times. Happy birthday, ladies.
Today’s new Poll question on SCORELAND (not on the BLOG) is “Do you like to see the guys sucking and licking the models’ nipples?”
Christy inhales Angela's pointer in Big-Boob Paradise.
The five choices are: 1) Yes 2) Yes, but only if it’s a girl sucking another girl’s nipples 3) Yes but the guy has to really suck on them 4) No and 5) I don’t care either way.
I love this picture of Bailey.
This is the first time we’ve asked this question. We’ve gotten plenty of letters/emails to “SCORECard” about girls who can self-suck but relatively few letters about guys sucking on girls’ nipples. We’ve also gotten the occasional letter asking for the model to suck on her own nipples while her partner is thrusting away.
I’m interested in seeing how this survey shapes up over the next few weeks.
Merilyn has a special way of guiding the cue stick.
I was thinking the other day of the sport or game that looks the hottest and horniest when a busty girl is playing it.
You don't have a chance. Daphne knows how to handle a ball or two.
I considered basketball because of all that dribbling and bouncing. Baseball is too static. Football, maybe, but they’re all armored-up. I admit lingerie football seems to have some popularity lately on TV. Bowling was a possibility. My mind’s in the gutter anyway. So was trampolining, hula-hooping, tennis and volleyball.
Jada DeVille usually loses her shirt at the table.
Then I decided. Pool. Get a big-boobed babe to lean forward and slide that stick between her fingers and you have the secret to a great pool game.
Christy is too much of a concentration breaker.
She’s bent over. She’s angling her body in lots of decorative positions. And if she’s wearing a low-cut top, you get those unforgettable, hunched-over visuals.
Here are some examples of the SCORE way to rack ’em up.
Have you ever seen Mianna Thomas wash a car? Well, you will now. And she does it in a tight, white tank-dress. Mianna has more curves than the Grand Prix and no brakes.
Natalie’s perfect body.
Because no one can ever get enough of Euro-star Natalie Fiore (who really should move to America and get U.S. citizenship), she’s back with a matching video, “Natalie’s Standout Nipples.” They sure do standout.
Daylene’s horny switch is permanently on.
And dirty talking Daylene Rio dresses like a hot coed-stripper to suck, tit-fuck and ride the man-pole in “this-is-your-cock” point-of-view video action. Daylene, a nude lapdancer at the Hawaii Theater in the City of Industry, California, says, “The dance isn’t over until the guy pops in his pants.” Words to make a man fall in love.
A couple of years ago, I was reading a study by two Belgian psychology researchers. The bottom line is that staring at busty, attractive women basically lowers the male IQ to about the level of a Big Mac with cheese. But I already knew this. Those psychologists could have saved their cash for something else. Like a SCORELAND membership. Now that would be an intelligent decision.
It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!
Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.
Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of drinking it.
For SCORE (actually, exactly one year ago today), we the people of the republic of all things rack decided that we needed a vehicle to get out there amongst the big-boob lovers on the highways of the Web. After much deliberation and the shooting down of a site called SCOREeditorsXXXposed! (Just kidding!), we created this blog, and a year later, we are going strong.
And while we are all jumping up and down in joy over our blog’s first birthday, I would like to take to time and say that as a new editor on the block, this blog has allowed me to connect to a lot of V-Mag readers and fine-tune my mag to all of your tastes. I appreciate everyone’s feedback about your likes and dislikes, as do Elliot and Dave.
And, how cool is it that you guys can interact with the models?
And how cool is it that we make blog videos where the models have fun and you get to know them better?
I say it’s pretty effin’ cool.
So, happy birthday to us, and thank you for all of your input and blogging’ness, which rules!
Your support of our blog is great. Like underwire to titties. Thanks for helping us stay solid!
Today is Colt 45’s birthday. You know I don’t mean the malt liquor. I mean the real Colt 45.
Happy birthday, Colt.
It has been a few years since any of us heard from Colt. The last time was for a story for Crystal Gunns’ SCORE column, “The Gunns Show,” that was published in the May ’07 issue. Colt, Crystal, Maxi Mounds and Kayla Kupcakes teamed up as a supergroup for the first, and I guess the last, “Boobapalooza” held at the La Boheme Gentlemen’s Cabaret in Denver, Colorado.
“Colt 45 is crazy funny,” Crystal wrote. “She always talks about the old times on the road and how different everything is now. She loves her fans.” In the stripclub world, Colt knew everyone and everyone knew her.
I don’t know if Colt is still performing or if she’s doing something else. It’s difficult to not think of her naked.
The big-boobed stripclub circuit is wiped out these days. The heyday of the ’90s when Colt and her many peeps (Niki Knockers, Traci Topps, Alyssa Alps, Casey James and lots more) ruled the scene, criss-crossing North America, has ended. I miss that time. If you were there, you know how it was. There was a real electrical charge in the air.
She may have exposed every inch of her statuesque body on stage and in front of the camera but Colt’s always been a private person. No mail order fan clubs, no personal websites. Very little video. No XXX. Mainly magazines and her club shows. Colt had two SCORE covers only seven months apart in ’03 and ’04, very impressive by anyone’s measure (actually, three if you count the January 2002 cover, which was for our UK editions only). But she’s always operated like a down-to-earth woman. Colt’s never played the showbiz diva. Hey, she likes to fish and renovate houses. Whatever she does, she keeps the passion.
And now the long-awaited follow-up to the first Cherry Brady interview video that we originally broadcast on SCORELAND in November, 2002. I remember it like it was yesterday. Part interview, part clothing and bra show, it was like sitting inside a dressing room in a store’s women’s clothing department, and it set the pace for all the videotaped interviews that followed.
“I always thought it might be some big, seedy porn industry thing, and it’s so not like that,” Cherry said in that interview about her first time modeling for a men’s mag company. (I know the public misperception myself, having seen many well-researched TJ Hooker and Charlie’s Angels episodes.)
Cherry was a V-Mag subscriber (and still is), but she didn’t know what to expect at first. “You guys are the sweetest, most respectful people I’ve ever met,” she said. “I can’t believe it, so I’m just thrilled. You guys made it great.” It’s still one of the best interviews we’ve ever done. Everything clicked. It was all Cherry.
This time, it’s Maria’s turn to interview Cherry Brady, an event she had awaited patiently for a long time.
I haven’t seen it yet. I’ll be watching it at home with all of you this Sunday.
Mamazon The Movie swings to its cliffhanging conclusion tomorrow with Chapter Six, “Daylene’s Lust For Fertility.” Smokin’ hot Daylene Rio is the high-priestess of the Mamazons. While Queen Alexis Silver and Shyla Shy are jumping one of the explorers, Daylene has chased down the runaway James. She hasn’t had the magic mojo cream squirted on her tits like the others have, but Daylene is interested. Question is, what are the Mamazons gonna do for push-push-in-the-bush if they wipe the invaders out? Find out in the explosive climax. It’ll be Mamazon fever in North America this weekend when the two-disc DVD arrives at your favorite video store.
Fine for the office in our opinion.
Taylor Steele on video is a beautiful event.
No cock escapes busty Daylene’s grip.
Daylene Rio: High Priestess.
From one tropical paradise to another, point your mouse to the awesome Taylor Steele in a first-run SCORE Theater video that leaves no bra hooked. You can thank us and Taylor on Monday. Plus, Taylor’s September ’10 SCORE pictorial shows you what the perfect office supervisor wears in Toronto. Today isn’t Taylor’s birthday, but it should be! Celebrate it anyway!
Here’s a video recap of Mamazon Chapter Five. Pretty action packed, ain’t it?
Because you can’t keep a bad pick-up line down for long…
SCORE Girls have heard every cheese-encrusted line in the big book of pick-up quips, much more than any average girl. Here’s a few more ’cause it can’t hurt any more than it already does. Bad beyond human understanding.
The pick-up game has become a cottage industry over the past decade. There’s no shortage of online pick-up gurus trying to sell guys their game for a few bucks. They go way beyond spouting a few opening lines. Today, it’s handled like a science. Worthy of a story in SCORE?
Danielle Derek (left): “Do you like magic? Because I have the magic wand.” Alexia Moore (right): "Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night.”
Lena Li: “Would you marry me?”
Brianna Costello: "I thought Very-Fine only came in a bottle."
Karen Fisher: “I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the only guy talking to you.”
