There’s nothing I don’t love. But let me count some of the ways anyway.
Big tits come with blondes, brunettes and redheads. They come with white skin, brown skin, black skin and all the others hues and colors nature can mix. They stick straight out or hang down low.
They pancake, they dangle and they jut. They’re soft, juicy and made to be squeezed and kissed and anything else you can think of.
And this weekend, we have another fine selection of happy boobs to energize all of us for the week ahead.
Angel waitresses in a very unusual sports bar this weekend.
On August 27, Chica debuted in a XXX video on SCOREVideos.com. This weekend, Chica makes her SCORELAND debut in a second XXX video and photo set, “Busty Island Girl Chica.” I remember the first wave of Dominican girls in 2004 before Miosotis, Kristina Milan, Vanessa Del and Chica. Yanine Diaz was the first. Then there was Melanie, Thalia and a bunch more, all hot mods, even though they didn’t do the horizontal salsa. But this recent wave is The NeXXXtGeneration, a much more uninhibited group. I love Chica’s tiny, slim, topheavy (32DDD) body and her pretty face. Watching her SCOREVideos.com vid, I was also enjoying Chica’s lust energy and cock-enthusiasm.
Angel Gee is back, this time as a sexy, ultra-stacked waitress in SCORELAND‘s second video, “Welcome To Angel Gee’s Sports Bar.” Even though there’s a Hooter’s two blocks away from the SCORE building, we never go there. The girls are pretty, but they never measure up to our stacked standards. So when high-spirited Angel was visiting, we asked her to recreate a SCORE version of a beer-and-wings joint, and she fulfilled our highest expectations. I’m not much for chicken wings myself. Breasts are better. Especially Angel’s.
Your hands here.
It's Tits & Tugs time with Ms. Jade.
Then there’s Janet Jade doing a never-before-seen Tits & Tugs in a motel room. Now that’s pure hooter heaven. I also loved how she dressed in hooker clothes in the opening shots when she meets Mr. Penis and teases him first her gorgeous bod before she gets hands-on. This Monday is Janet’s birthday. Happy birthday, Janet, from your friends at SCORE. Have a fun one.
SCORE Man C.A. from West Midlands, United Kingdom writes, “It’s funny that we all have those favorite pictures that we love to look at again and again. I have several, but a particular favorite of mine is from 2008. It’s from the “Big Boob Paradise” SCORE Calendar. Gianna Rossi’s March picture takes my breath away every time I look at it. The way she’s using her arms to gently squeeze her tits together and the way you get a little glimpse of bush over the top of her red panties gets me every time.
“Do any fellow SCORE Men have a picture they love to look at again and again? What about a favorite cover? The Holiday ’06 SCORE cover of Morgan Leigh is a classic. As far as V-Mag goes, the June ’07 Nadine Jansen cover takes some beating. C’mon, SCORE Men…what’s your favorite?”
SCORE Man C.A.'s go-to photo
A cover that SCOREd.
A cover that doesn't leave much to the imagination.
Danielle Derek: “I’m a dancer. Being flexible is a job requirement. I can do splits and I can do things with my legs.”
Minka: “I remember in Hawaii, when I was working at a club, I was with Tawny Peaks. We were walking down the street, and we were wearing tiny bikinis, and a guy was driving a moped. And he hit into a pole and got knocked out!”
Annette Christianson: “My favorite time modeling was in Portugal. Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and other girls were there. We all stayed in the same house. It was like a holiday.”
Delotta Brown: “I’m double-jointed in the hips. I can roll back and I can straddle. It’s very helpful when I’m fucking.”
Jayden's a reader's wife. Nice if you can get one.
S.P. writes to “Scorecard” with a problem and needs advice. It’s a real- life dilemma. Send in your thoughts about his situation. Help a brother out.
“I am writing this because I would like my fellow SCORE readers to help me with a question that is of utmost importance in my life right now. Please bear with me because you have to hear my entire story before you can render an informed judgment. I am 34 years old. My wife of three years is 32, and she is very beautiful in just about every way. I say just about every way because most SCORE Men would agree that her breasts are too small. They’re only C-cups, but they’re beautifully shaped with nipples that I love to suck on. Until Debbie, all my girlfriends had big tits. You see, I had been a SCORE reader since I was 19 years old, and I never even looked at a girl unless she was stacked, maybe not in a SCORE way but definitely stacked compared to most other girls. Unfortunately, every single one of my prior relationships ended disastrously, either because the girl cheated on me (as we all know, girls with big boobs attract a lot of suitors) or because we were mismatched personality-wise.
“When I met Debbie, I liked her, but my first reaction was, ‘Her breasts are too small.’ But then I said to myself, ‘Steve, you’ve always judged women by their cup-size, and you’ve always been wrong. Maybe it’s time for you to try something different.’ Well, I did, and it worked out great. Even the sex is great, and I’ve learned to love her (comparatively) small breasts. Everything was going great until about three months ago, when my wife happened upon my secret stash of SCORE magazines. As you can imagine, she was very upset, but what upset her most wasn’t that I was looking at naked women in a porn magazine. She was upset that I was looking at naked women who she didn’t measure up to in the breast department.
“Just about every day since then, she’s asked me, ‘Are you sure you like my body?’ or ‘Wouldn’t you like me better if I had big breasts?’ and I always have to reassure her that her body is find the way it is and I wouldn’t want to change a thing. Over the past month, however, she’s been dropping hints about wanting to get a boob job, and not just bigger boobs. Massive, SCORE-sized boobs. She says her role model is Morgan Leigh (my wife is very slim, too), and she wants to look like her. I would love for my wife to have boobs like Morgan Leigh’s, but I don’t want her to think I’ve been disappointed all this time. I haven’t been. I just didn’t think I had a choice in the matter. On the other hand, I’m worried that if my wife gets bigger breasts, she won’t want me anymore and our relationship will turn out like all the other ones in my life. What would you do, fellow SCORE Men? I need your help.”
According to a German researcher from the Hamburg Medical Research Institute, sex stimulates the brain and makes people more intelligent. He claims that sex not only excites the body but also the brain from the increased amount of hormones during orgasm. Try using this story the next time you want to get laid and let us know what happens. (“C’mon, honey, don’t you want to be smarter?”)
Now if looking at tits can also make you smarter, SCORELAND Guys should be brainiacs from this past week’s hotties. On Monday, Scarlett Rouge went to the doctor for a complete medical. The amazing Renee Ross roller-skated in on Tuesday (and she’s back on Saturday in a XXX full-sex hardcore man-woman shagarooney!). On Wednesday, Chavon Taylor arrived wrapped in a box, a virtual Living Doll.
Bella slides one up her wet slit.
Chica debuts on SCOREVideos.com.
And on Thursday, Bella Blaze set the room on fire.
We should be geniuses by the end of the year.
Over at SCOREVideos.com today, a new arrival with a bikini body and 32DDD cups has her first SCORE experience. Chica! Chica’s sex drive is off the charts. She’s only 19 years old with beautiful suckin’ titties. A second Chica XXX video will be showing at SCORELAND in a few weeks. We’ll keep ya posted.
Don't miss Scarlett's medical exam today at SCORELAND.
Scarlett Rouge visits the doctor today on SCORELAND, walking into his examination room wearing this skin-tight dress that made my jaw drop to the floor. Naturally, he’s one of those doctors who fucks his hot patients right then and there while his waiting room is filled with people reading two-year old copies of Field & Stream magazine. He gives 5’4″ Scarlett a complete physical using his cock as a tongue depressor while managing at the same time to avoid becoming the top story on the nightly news. You’ll like this pictorial, trust me.
“I like to wear skimpy little dresses or jeans and low-cut tops that show my boobs,” 44-inch, 38E-cupped Scarlett told Maria during a sit-down. “I love to show off my tits and get attention. One time I was out with my girlfriends and this guy walked up to me and told me that I was really beautiful, and when I said thanks, he dumped his drink all over my shirt. it was definitely on purpose. I was wearing this skimpy white top and when he did that, it became totally see-through.” We’ll have to recreate that moment the next time Scarlett visits.
Award-winning super-busty exotic dancer Stephanie Stalls was a blonde the first time she visited SCORE. She’s now a brunette and doing her first XXX hardcore for SCORE. It took a while, but it was worth it. Her first video, “Boobcore,” opens today at SCOREVideos.com. Stephanie is a horny girl who knows what she likes and what she wants, and she’s no shy wallflower when it comes to telling this technician from Rent-A-Dick what to do to her: “Massage my pussy!” “Fuck those titties!” “Fuck my pussy!” We should all be so lucky. Those Southern girls. They’re sweet, reserved and polite outside, but get ’em next to a bed and they transform into high-speed sexpress trains.
With Stephanie’s new hair color, I kept thinking how much she and Angel Gee resemble each other. According to our Model Directory, Stephanie is 40-26-36, 34F, 5’2″ and 124 lbs while Angel is 42-28-38, 36F, 5′ and 124 lbs. Stephanie was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Angel was living near Memphis before she moved to New Hampshire. Maybe they were separated at birth. They both have hyper-sex drives and huge gazongas, for sure.
Renee Ross fans rejoice. A new Renee DVD just hit the eBoobStore. Cause for celebratin’ around here. Everybody loves Voluptuous and XL Girls covergirl Renee. I love Renee. Those luscious curves. That stunning kisser. Her huge, 40J, smotherin’ love-pillows. That winning smile. All The Way Renee features THREE hot scenes with XXX studs, a sexed-up motel tryst with 18eighteen pixie Sophia Sutra, a POV scene of Renee being rubbed down by a masseur, and lots of fun, horny extras, the kind of good stuff that you expect from us. It’s so loaded, it could have been titled The Complete Renee Ross. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed. This is Renee’s fourth DVD, following Tits Tits Tits!,Sex In The Titties and K-JUGS. Visit the eBoobStore for details and a trailer.
Lovely Mamazon star Kali West was eight-months pregnant when she made the Voluptuous Theater video “Baby on Board.” One of the novel features in this vid is the use of a large mirror creating a narcissistic eroticism. It was a time for reflection, and for us, that means reflecting on Kali’s bountiful boobs, her bulging bump, her bush and that bootiful booty. It starts today at SCORELAND, and if you’re pleased by the preggo condition and loved Lorna Morgan’s vids and pictorials, you’ll love this double-vision look at Kali. One Kali is great. Two Kalis are even better. We call it stereo Kali.
