A study of worldwide interest in sex toys by Vouchercloud indicates that the Danes shop for toys the most (118 per 1,000 Internet users per year). Denmark, Sweden, and Greenland (Greenland?) were the top three followed by the U.S. and UK. Romania, land of Arianna Sinn, ranked at a respectable 11. Vouchercloud used 18 of the most-popular sex toy search terms, such as vibrators and dildos. India ranked near the bottom.
Milly Marks
According to a boob survey in Elle, a magazine that does not have pictures of naked girls and therefore is not part of our monthly reading habits, females have a special relationship with their breasts and their bras. We at SCORE knew that.
40% have considered a boob job. 60% have not.
16% have had sex in front of a mirror because they liked their breasts so much. 84% have not.
26% have had to teach a partner what words (boobs, ta-tas, etc.) to call their breasts.
29% have stuffed their bras with toilet paper.
30% have worn a sports bra to flatten their breasts.
11% have named their breasts.
16% have made their boyfriends try on their bras.
69% have found that their strapless bras slipped way down past their breasts.
73% are still confused about their actual bra size even after a professional sizing.
60% thought their breasts looked like udders when they bent over.
Victoria Lane
The most popular slang words for breasts are:
Tits: 51%
Boobs: 37%
Jugs: 3%
Knockers: 2%
Hooters: 1%
Nothing listed here: 5%
Some additional terms of endearment: naps, bazookas, bazongas, bazooms, bongos, breastesses, bristols, bumpers, cans, cantaloupes, coconuts, cupcakes, gazongas, hangers headlights, hills, mams, melons, mounds, mountains, naughty pillows, norks, peaks, puppies, sweater meat, ta-tas, tiggobitties, the girls, the twins, torpedoes, twin peaks, yabos and ying-yangs.
Boobs. Many glorious, fun things can be done with them besides feeding brats.
The question: why do tit-men love to see girls play with their own tits? Lick them. Suck them. Stack them. Jiggle them. And a whole lot more. Hours of amusement and pleasure.
One answer: tit-men love to lick, suck and handle boobs so it gives them pleasure to see a girl enjoying her own tits. So who needs Nintendo?
Here’s a selection of my favorite photos of ten hooter-heavy hotties savoring their assets for mutual enjoyment. Many more are inside the Hallowed Halls of Hooters that are known as SCORELAND.
I kept writing “Season’s Breast” instead of “Season’s Best” on my holiday cards. I had to throw out a bunch of cards. I might need a vacation.
No one ever mentions the day after Xmas because it’s anti-climactic. It’s returning gifts to the stores. It may be apologizing for saying the wrong thing after a few too many drinkees. It’s cleaning up the huge mess leftover from Xmas dinner. It’s heading back home if you’ve been away. It’s dealing with the morning hangover or bloated bellies from one too many trips to the dessert table. It’s disposing of all the reindeer poop.
But after Titmas, now that’s something else. That’s fun.
Because after Titmas at SCORELAND, we always have a clean-up squad of nubile maids with big boobs to tidy the place. Here are a few from our rich history of hiring the right maids.
36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.
704 minutes total running time.
It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.
But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.
Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.
Some holiday cheer?
Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.
Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”
The July ’08 issue of SCORE included a special 32-page bonus magazine with 3D layouts of Christy Marks, Janet Jade, Crystal Gunns, Summer Sinn, Kylee Nash and Victoria Lane popping their tits right at ya. Better than Avatar, in my opinion, and no blue tits. It was our only 3D publication ever. If you missed it, we still have a few copies left of the July ’08 issue, or get this 3D magazine free with the purchase of two back issues of any SCORE Group magazines. SCORE 3D glasses are included. Supplies are extremely low, and once they’re gone, that’s it. Visit the eBoobStore.com or call 1-800-421-0760 within the USA and Canada, 305-662-5959 elsewhere.
Watch the commercial Summer and I made that aired during half-time at last year’s Super Bowl. People thought that the Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident was over the top. We showed ’em how to really do it.
Victoria Lane is a great V-Girl, but does she belong in SCORE, too?
Every month, the editors of SCORE (me, Elliot, John Fox, etc.) make the most important decision ever made in adult magazine publishing: Which girls are going to be in that particular issue of the magazine. In fact, we met earlier today and discussed just that. And, once again, for maybe the upteenth time, we considered Victoria Lane for SCORE and decided, “She’s great. She’s a perfect Voluptuous model. But she isn’t a SCORE Girl.”
This is a painful decision for us because we love Victoria. I mean, just look at the girl. She’s super-curvy. She has G-cup naturals and a sexy face. But her measurements are 42-32-42, and that middle number–32–is one that doesn’t show up in SCORE too often. There have been times, such as recently with Renee Ross and Ashley Sage Ellison, when we pushed the envelope. Some of you were okay with that. But most of our readers responded with something along the lines of, “She’s great, but she doesn’t belong in SCORE.” One reader recently suggested that no model with a waist measurement of more than 30 inches should be allowed in SCORE. Okay, but we try not to base our decisions solely on numbers.
But we’re very careful about who goes into SCORE and who goes into V-Mag. We don’t want V-Mag to be the naturals-only version of SCORE. We don’t want SCORE to be a magazine for all girls with big tits.
Now, SCORELAND members don’t have to worry about this distinction because they get the girls from both magazines. But put on your editors cap for a second and tell us what you think: Should Victoria Lane go into SCORE?
