Tag Archive: Video

La Dulce Vida

January 15, 2011 by Elliot James

One of the first things that’ll whiplash you about sweet Natasha Dulce is her skin. It’s absolutely perfect. Beautifully colored, smooth and creamy. Beautiful big tits and a gorgeous body. A happy girl with a mega-bucks smile. She won the dice roll at genetic craps. Here’s the fast track about her.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.

A 20 year-old sweater stretcher from Tampa, Florida.
Birthday: July 8th.
Brazilian-Cuban-American heritage.
Favorite TV show: The Bad Girls Club.
Thinks Kim Kardashian is hot.
Likes to dress casual and sexy.
Favorite position: doggie-style.
Was fired at 18 from her job at McDonalds for not wearing that dumb paper hat. Was that manager crazy?
Applied for a stripper job at the Mons Venus club. Was told she was not skinny enough. Was that manager crazy?
Went to the 2001 Odyssey all-nude club and was hired.
Rides the pole at 2001.
Rides the pole at SCORELAND today.
If you miss her, you’re crazy too.

Ya want chicken wings with those breasts?

January 10, 2011 by Elliot James

AngelGee24271_002If I owned a sports bar or a Hooters-type hangout, I’d absolutely hire Angel Gee as a waitress. On second thought, I’d hire Angel Gee as the head manager. No, I’d hire Angel Gee and make her a partner. Hey, I’d just give Angel the deed and the keys to the place. I mean, look at the body on this girl. Today’s pictorial of Angel matches the Sports Bar video in SCORE Theater. I like what she’s wearing better than any Hooter’s uniform. Of course, the wings go by the wayside, the clothes come off and the breasts come out. Because this is Angel Gee and Angel Gee loves tits, especially her own set. She dresses hot. A lot. Why not? “I love heels! I think I was born in them. I even walk around the house in them. My slippers have heels. It’s so sexy for me. I just like to be sexy and dress up, and I love to dress down.” What happens when she goes out for a meal? Angel says, “Male waiters and bartenders tend to get really nervous. I’ll talk to them and try to make them feel comfortable, but you can tell they want to stare at my boobs the whole time. I just laugh because it’s amusing to me. But I like that they love my boobs.”  Angel Gee, putting the hot in hot sauce only inside SCORELAND. She’ll French-fry your brain.

Today inside SCORELAND: the truth about Kelly Christiansen

January 9, 2011 by Elliot James
When Kelly speaks, we listen.

When Kelly speaks, we listen.

I’ll tell you in advance what the truth about Kelly is. She is beyond spectacular. And she has that “real woman who likes to pose” thing going on. Everybody loves that kind of model. When we interviewed Kelly the first time she was at SCORE (an audio-only interview), and I saw her for the first time, I hallucinated the word BOMBSHELL flashing over her head, like a neon sign on the Las Vegas Strip. It was a sign of things to come. In today’s SCORE Theater vid, Kelly keeps falling out of her lingerie thingie, some lacey outfit cut like a monokini. It seems designed to keep slipping off. Kelly is also pretty much stark naked for a lot of this vid. She talks about modeling at SCORE, meeting Karen Fisher (both were on the SCOREtv Holiday Edition show and that ultimate fantasy threesome a few weeks ago), what she thinks when she looks at her videos and photos, what her husband thinks (she wouldn’t be here without his urging) and more. And all the time, her tits keep falling out. Keep in mind that this is all new to her. To repeat a phrase we started using years ago, there’s no “man-ass” blocking any views of Kelly’s heavenly sights in this vid. Dave stays off camera as he probes Kelly like Mr. Spock doing his Vulcan mind meld thing. We are also treated to the exciting sight of Kelly rubbing one out and doing other titillating things. If you enjoyed last weekend’s hot Kitana Flores body show, tune in for Kelly today inside SCORELAND.

Whoops, there it slips again.

Whoops, there it slips again.

The ultimate male fantasy

December 24, 2010 by Elliot James

What’s the ultimate male fantasy? Surveys, polls, questionaires and more all point to the main event, the threesome fuck party of one man with two hot girls who attend to his every whim and desire. It’s No. 1 on the wish list of the average guy. And that kind of threesome is in store for you in SCORELAND tomorrow. Fresh from their Xmas party in “SCOREtv Holiday Edition,” Kelly Christiansen and Karen Fisher put their bad selves together and jump the bone of a SCORE reader in a XXX three-way boobapalooza. We don’t shoot girl-girl-guy threesomes in SCORELAND that often.  I can think of Kayla and Minka, Linsey and Veronika, Christy Marks and Cassandra Calogera sharing the bone. When Karen and Kelly met and hit it off in the studio, their chemistry made the decision. They really got into it! It must have been that mistletoe.

And Sunday, Beshine’s first SCORE video introduces us to the pretty German blonde that no bra made by mankind can contain. She’s the talk of the super-sized breast world, especially in Europe. Great looking girls doing nice things to one man-pole and an eager newcomer with super-hooters. The holiday weekend is really shaping up. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

Elaina Gregory: One of these days these boobs are gonna walk all over you

December 3, 2010 by Elliot James

Elaina Gregory. Army veteran. Homemaker. Super-duper new arrival from planet Hooter. Today, her first SCORELAND photo shoot. Sunday, a big-boobed naked video and interview. Along with Shione Cooper’s return appearance tomorrow, a great weekend is on deck.

Sez Elaina in her chat: “I was doing a car wash for a non-profit organization and I was in a bikini top and little shorts and holding up a sign, flagging down cars, and this guy wasn’t watching where he was going and he totaled his car.” Well, that doesn’t surprise me at all. I’d have expected a multi-car pile-up. Elaina’s got on the tiny bikini top and the little shorts thingie in her pictorial. No car wash but she’s got OIL! And lots of titty skin to rub it into.

2010’s been a great year for new Voluptuous discoveries. Elaina’s making it a greater year.

A pair of the greatest tits and that’s no lie.

Breast Shakers: A love story. Not.

October 9, 2010 by Elliot James

The idea for this weekend’s SCORELAND video “Breast Shakers” can’t get more basic. Have girls stand against a wall, and jiggle and shake their hooters. That’s it. But it’s something no card-carrying tit-man could tire of. Because the old-fashioned ways are often still the best. In this video, the breast shakers are Sophie Mae, Sensual Jane and Alexa, a German model. The clip ends with a breast-bounce battle between Amber Bach and June Summers.

Amber Lynn Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.

Amber Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.

In a second SCORE Theater vid this week, Florida wifey and porn star Amber Bach needs something to do to keep busy. She’s kinda restless and needs to blow off some steam. Let’s try to guess what that’s gonna be. I like Amber because she combines a woman-next-door look with a porny-horny sluttiness and a fit body. There’s not a lot like her. This vid’s shot in XXX P.O.V. or as some French film critics call it, “you-da-man.”

Rounding off the weekend is super-slim n’ stacked Lillian Faye showercizing and toying. Lillian’s basically all tits and also has that next-door look about her. Someone you’d see in a supermarket or out walking her dog.

God bless big-boobed women who strut their stuff for us. Don’t take them for granted. That’s all I gotta say.

Stephanie Stalls: A very flexible girl

October 6, 2010 by Dave

Sometimes, the less said the better. So, I’m going to remind you that Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorite newer SCORE Girls, can be seen in hardcore action right now at SCORELAND. And I’m also going to let you in on the previously-unknown fact that she’s one of the stars of an upcoming XXX DVD based on SCOREtv. And I could say more, but what’s the point when anything I could say would be trumped by this video? So enjoy.

No solo Mio! Miosotis is shaken and stirred this weekend.

September 4, 2010 by Elliot James
A good place to be.

A good place to be.

Miosotis has received among the largest number of comments since we began the comment section at the bottom of every photo set and video. The new DVD Miosotis Natural Wonder is currently at #1 on eBoobStore.com, dethroning Maximum Minka. (I found it interesting that Miosotis is not in the Top 20 in the SCORELAND Model Directory, but this could be because a lot of people just don’t take the time to rate the girls.)

This weekend, Miosotis freezes the brain cells of a very lucky bartender. He winds up dumping the contents of her cocktail (probably a Sex On The Beach) all over her incredible hooters. Then he dumps something else on these mammarific marvels of nature. Never have I seen a guy so breastnotized in a video. Maybe a crowbar could wedge his head out of her cleavage. Scientists claim that the average male loses a few IQ points when a big pair is in his line of vision. Our man of the bar rag loses more points than the stock market crash of 1987 when he meets Miosotis!

Jenna Valentine’s Hooter Harness Holiday

August 21, 2010 by Elliot James
Jenna has a colorful line-up of tit-slings.

Jenna has a colorful line-up of tit-slings.

April 13th was National Cleavage Day in South Africa (Wonderbra was behind this holiday). August 5th was National Underwear Day. Sadly, there doesn’t seem to be a National Bra Day (or a National Pussy Lips Day, either, which irritates Dave to no end). To make up for this atrocious oversight, today is declared National Bra Day, at least on SCORELAND.

Last week’s birthday girl (August 11) Jenna Valentine is the official spokesmodel in a 100-image pictorial filled with bras, bras, bras (or brassieres, as I like to call ’em). “Brassiere” has a sexier sound to it. In fact, I’ve written a poem.

No job is too big for Janet's tits.

No job is too big for Janet's tits.

“Brassiere. It holds the things we love dear. It shifts our balls into second gear.  So if the bra fits, she’ll have happy tits.”

Jenna is perfect in this photo shoot. I wish I had a neighbor like Jenna. I’d spend all my time in the backyard. We don’t have a matching video of this brapalooza, so we’re running a video of Jenna taking a nice, soapy bubble bath. If she had bottled that bathwater, I’m positive she could have cleaned up by selling it on eBay.

Also on SCORELAND is a video called “Household Tips From Janet Jade.” Janet washes windows with her tits in this one. They were like breast-shammies, leaving a streak-free shine. Janet doesn’t usually do windows, but she made an exception for SCORE Men. That’s not all Miss Jade does in the video because man does not live by window tittie-washing alone. Proctor & Gamble should take a look at this video. It might get some ideas for new commercials.

Stephanie Stalls’ smotherin’ tits on SCOREVideos.com

August 19, 2010 by Elliot James
Stephanie Stalls motorboats a willing subject.

Stephanie Stalls motorboats a willing subject.

Angel Gee & Stephanie: separated at birth?

Angel Gee & Stephanie: separated at birth?

Award-winning super-busty exotic dancer Stephanie Stalls was a blonde the first time she visited SCORE. She’s now a brunette and doing her first XXX hardcore for SCORE. It took a while, but it was worth it. Her first video, “Boobcore,” opens today at SCOREVideos.com. Stephanie is a horny girl who knows what she likes and what she wants, and she’s no shy wallflower when it comes to telling this technician from Rent-A-Dick what to do to her: “Massage my pussy!” “Fuck those titties!” “Fuck my pussy!” We should all be so lucky. Those Southern girls. They’re sweet, reserved and polite outside, but get ’em next to a bed and they transform into high-speed sexpress trains.

With Stephanie’s new hair color, I kept thinking how much she and Angel Gee resemble each other. According to our Model Directory, Stephanie is 40-26-36, 34F, 5’2″ and 124 lbs while Angel is 42-28-38, 36F, 5′ and 124 lbs. Stephanie was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Angel was living near Memphis before she moved to New Hampshire. Maybe they were separated at birth. They both have hyper-sex drives and huge gazongas, for sure.