Lovely Mamazon star Kali West was eight-months pregnant when she made the Voluptuous Theater video “Baby on Board.” One of the novel features in this vid is the use of a large mirror creating a narcissistic eroticism. It was a time for reflection, and for us, that means reflecting on Kali’s bountiful boobs, her bulging bump, her bush and that bootiful booty. It starts today at SCORELAND, and if you’re pleased by the preggo condition and loved Lorna Morgan’s vids and pictorials, you’ll love this double-vision look at Kali. One Kali is great. Two Kalis are even better. We call it stereo Kali.
You saw Angelina Castro having a great chat with Dave and showing her new 36G-cups in a three-part BLOG video on July 9, 10 and 11. On Day 3, Angelina asked the all-important question, “Why do we have to wear clothes?” Catching Dave at a loss for words, Angelina’s contention was that people shouldn’t wear clothing and should be naked. She was adamant about this. At that point, the studio called Angelina for a shoot, so she and Dave couldn’t continue the discussion. Which leads me to throw in my two boobs’ worth. If everyone was naked with their parts swinging around–not recommended for heavy machinery operators, fry-cooks and carpenters–there would be no tease. No anticipation. No expectation. No warm-up. At naturist resorts, the constant nudity desexualizes the body (that’s the goal), so only the new guys are sprouting wood. If everyone was naked all the time, would we be bored? Would we yawn at the sight of Angelina’s 44 inches of hooter heaven?
That brings me to Angelina’s new video made that week and posting tomorrow on SCORELAND, “Huge Tits & A String Bikini.” This is my favorite kind of XXX vid, shot point-of-view. No man face and no man talk. Angelina does all the talking in her sexy Cuban-American accent. She dresses her spectacular body in tiny bikinis before she blows his pants off, then vaults his pole. So there’s a nice chunk of garment-wearing tease before “surf’s up.” It’s a bonanza of horny talk, boob-banging, throaty blow jobs and hard pounding. Boy, does she love the cock! If Angelina was your steady, you’d definitely need to up your daily dosage of lecithin and zinc. Viva Latinas!
Melonie Maxx and Contessa Rose get a grip on things this weekend at SCORELAND in two nut-busting pictorials and matching videos. Melonie gives regular Kevin a hard way to go, as you’ll see, but he didn’t complain. Melonie said something during an interview with Maria that initially scared the hell out of us.
“I actually thought about getting a reduction at one point in my life,” she revealed. “But then I decided not to. I didn’t want to lose sensitivity. And I figured that they give me an edge. So I am going to keep them.”
Now those are the kind of words we want to hear in general. Thankfully, Melonie never got a reduction or the course of history would have been transformed for the worst. Now we can continue to enjoy Melonie’s beauteous bounties, and I can sleep soundly without bad dreams.
Contessa plays the alto saxophone back home in Georgia, which explains why she’s so talented in this video. She’s been a big hit with redhead lovers since her first vids and pictures last year. One of my favorites is a bellydancing lesson she gave to Eva Notty when they were making Boob Science. And I gotta say that while I’m a tit-man, Contessa’s legs and ass drive me fucking nuts. Her XXX video this weekend is P.O.V., putting you in the driver’s seat. I don’t know what percentage of you love point-of-view action, but, for me, I can happily live without man-face.
Enjoy the weekend and these two stacked foxes because Monday comes fast!
Mamazon The Movie swings to its cliffhanging conclusion tomorrow with Chapter Six, “Daylene’s Lust For Fertility.” Smokin’ hot Daylene Rio is the high-priestess of the Mamazons. While Queen Alexis Silver and Shyla Shy are jumping one of the explorers, Daylene has chased down the runaway James. She hasn’t had the magic mojo cream squirted on her tits like the others have, but Daylene is interested. Question is, what are the Mamazons gonna do for push-push-in-the-bush if they wipe the invaders out? Find out in the explosive climax. It’ll be Mamazon fever in North America this weekend when the two-disc DVD arrives at your favorite video store.
Fine for the office in our opinion.
Taylor Steele on video is a beautiful event.
No cock escapes busty Daylene’s grip.
Daylene Rio: High Priestess.
From one tropical paradise to another, point your mouse to the awesome Taylor Steele in a first-run SCORE Theater video that leaves no bra hooked. You can thank us and Taylor on Monday. Plus, Taylor’s September ’10 SCORE pictorial shows you what the perfect office supervisor wears in Toronto. Today isn’t Taylor’s birthday, but it should be! Celebrate it anyway!
Here’s a video recap of Mamazon Chapter Five. Pretty action packed, ain’t it?
Cherry Brady, of course, blogging for your viewing pleasure!
Hello everyone! Guess where I am? I am sitting in the SCORE Studio right this second! It has been a super long time since I have been here. Everything still looks the same except for a few new faces that I hadn’t seen before. Like there is this super-sexy editor named Maria here now. She’s cute and smart and I hope to see more of her later!
Anyway, I am here because I always get a lot of V-Men asking me when I am going to shoot for SCORE again and do another video or pictorials. Apparently, you all are getting tired of jacking off to the same old stuff! So, I am here to bless V-Men with brand-new, 100% NEW jack-off material guaranteed to make you shoot to the ceiling! At least I like to imagine my V-Men shooting their loads to the ceiling.
Where have I been, you ask? I’ve been on lots of adventures. I did some water skiing, motorcycle riding, scuba diving, (a little muff diving) I baked a pie, went to K-Mart a couple of times. And doing all the things good girls aren’t supposed to do (again). You know, the normal adventurous stuff. The important thing is the present. I am here and ready to start new adventures.
Speaking of which, I’m off to the set! I’ll be here for a few days, so if you have any comments, questions, etc., send them along! And I’ll see you VERY soon.
We had a wild weekend on SCORELAND, right on top of last weekend’s action-packed On Location Grand Bahama super special. But let’s backtrack a few days. On Thursday, Natalie Fiore wore a thingie that I can only describe as…a thingie. A thingie that makes the compass point north. Natalie should wear stuff like this more often. Like all the time.
Natalie: nice outfit.
Then on Friday, Bebe Cooper and Kaytee Carter took their positions and compared bodies. I heard it was an unplanned, spontaneous photo shoot and one of the girls had to make a flight home so there’s no video, but the still pictures are great. Some of my favorite body showdowns in the past have been Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns, Summer Sinn and Crystal Gunns and Christy Marks and Kylee Nash. Now Bebe and Kaytee join the League of Extraordinary Comparative Eye Candy.
Bebe & Kaytee
Now about Kaytee Carter. Today, Kaytee stars in one of our trademarked, patented video chats with Dave. They’re not just hot. You get to know the girls as real girls. We didn’t invent the big-boobed video interview but we made it real and fun, not contrived and stiff. “The Kaytee Carter Chat” starts off in the model’s dressing room, the inner sanctum of boobage, and moves to a set where Kaytee not only talks about herself but demonstrates her skills at kickboxing, oils up her beautiful, naked bod and does other activities that are good for a man’s health. Kaytee’s underwear choice is also very interesting. Can’t describe it, though. You’ll have to see it.
Kaytee Carter
Jessica Taylor is a blue collar worker by day, dancer by night at Taboo in Arcadia, California. So far, she’s only been in one video. We’ve got it. “Last Call For Boobs” takes place in a bar and Jessica, a stacked, pretty redhead with a girl-next-door vibe, dares to go bare, shaking her boobs and butt in your face. That’s why she’s called an erection engineer. Maria interviewed Jessica in person for that edition and she’ll agree that Jessica is smokin’. I don’t know if Jessica will come back for a repeat but I hope so. If she does, we oughta do a tool-time girl layout and video.
Jessica Taylor
Capping off the weekend on Sunday is Christy Marks in a super-horny boob-bouncin’ video in SCORE Theater. Some of it was shot in POV that puts the viewer in the driver’s seat. Christy is pretty quiet in this video (unusual for her; usually she’s a real chatterbox), but when she and her booty call start fucking, she just explodes. I’m always impressed by the contortionist, flexible positions Christy can get into, either alone or riding the rod. She must have checked out the Cliff Notes for Kama Sutra for this romp. Lots of tits in motion too; shaking, dangling, swinging like bell clappers.
So okay! Have a fun weekend and just follow the bouncing boobs. Not that ya need me to tell ya that!
If any girl has a fuck-me face, Christy is that girl.
Big news. The breasts are so big this weekend, you’ll be drowning in them. These are smothering tits. Tits you don’t want to let go of. First up on Saturday, March 27, Shyla Shy is back in “Shyla’s Not Shy About Her Big Tits,” a new pictorial and video that’s packed with breast games and creaming in the first part.
Don't miss Shyla's new SCORELAND video.
In the second part of the video, Shyla goes for the old bologna pony ride. This video is a little different because the unseen cameraman/director verbally directs all the titty play in the first part. I’ve always liked this technique. I should backtrack a day because the poolside solo pictures of Shyla from April ’10 V-Mag were published yesterday on SCORELAND. I love Shyla because she’s not only soft, stacked and curvy, she’s the perfect Voluptuous fuck doll, submissive, easygoing and game for anything. She’s dressed hot to please boyfriends who were breast-fanatics but otherwise, she doesn’t. “I dress to cover them up,” Shyla said. “If I don’t, I get way too much attention. I’m a jeans and T-shirts girl. Of course, it doesn’t matter what I wear. Guys who like big breasts can still tell I’ve got them. I could wear the same thing that a girl with smaller breasts is wearing and on me, it’s gonna look like I’m showing off my breasts. I’ve gotten into trouble for that. Women always think that girls with big breasts are showing them off when the truth is we can’t help it.” (That’s a good topic for a future blog or a Jerry Springer show: “Big-boobed girls who dress for their boyfriends but otherwise wouldn’t.”)
Then on Sunday, March 28, Tatiana Blair comes to SCORELAND in a pictorial and video called “Wrap Your Rod Around My 36G-Cups!” I’ve been waiting for this one since her original Blog item. RL had commented at the time that, “She kind of looks like a stacked Valerie Bertinelli and she can also identify with the average SCORE reader.” I agreed if he meant the Valerie from One Day At A Time. She has an awesome pair, a pretty face and she’s very sexy. Like several other recent models, Tatiana was encouraged to send in her photos to the studio by a boyfriend who’s a SCORE reader.
Trust us, don't miss Tatiana's SCORELAND video.
On a side-topic, I gotta thank those guys who encourage their ladies to send in their pics. Without these heroes behind the scenes, I think a lot of girls like Mandy Pearl or Kaytee Carter wouldn’t even know we existed. Tatiana had never modeled before, alone or with a guy, so I was very impressed at how comfortable she is on camera her first time. She was very nervous that day but she really got into the flow. The old saying that March goes in like a lion and out like a lamb doesn’t apply to SCORELAND this weekend. It’s going out with a double bang. On behalf of Mr. Happy Pants, thank you, Shyla and Tatiana.
On Monday, there was Loly, a South American newcomer. On Tuesday, Rose Valentina. On Wednesday, Ashley Sage. On Thursday, Karina Hart. It’s been a great week. And now the weekend is upon us. “I don’t know if Faith is the successor to Linsey, but she has the potential to have a great career like Linsey,” wrote D.S. I suppose comparisons to LDM are inevitable. Whatever the case, Faith is a super-looker. Today, Faith is back on SCORELAND.
Harmony Heart gets her brains fucked out this weekend.
Tomorrow, Harmony Heart gets her bushy pussy shaved, and then she and her friend retire to the bedroom for some afternoon bim-bam-boom in a 21-minute XXX “SCORE Theater” video. Remember Lady Spyce from Maria’s Blog on January 11? Maria was impressed, and so were we. We’ve got her first SCORELAND XXX pictorial and video on Sunday. Lady has all the ingredients to become a hot porn star. This chick is smokin’. It looks like your weekend is covered.
“Watching you get your titties fucked is a lot of fun,” says a smiling SCORELAND Model of the Decade Christy Marks to Janet Jade as they approach their handiwork. This weekend on Saturday, March 6, Christy and Janet provide hand and tit-relief in a March ’10 Voluptuous pictorial and in a matching 19 minute video. If there’s anything better than one huge-chested girl yanking your boner, it’s two of them. They don’t come any more luscious than these two dream-dolls, Christy and Janet.
Of course, on one level, I’m as jealous of this bastard as you are but the good part is that this video and the photos were shot in “this-is-your-wood” POV instead of his stinking face looking at the camera. From day one, the moment they walked through the gates of these hallowed halls of honkers, I’ve always thought of Christy and Janet as girlfriend material. I’ve never been a fan of Hollywood porn stars and I’m happy these two never considering going that route, perish the thought. They start off in hot, sexy girl-next-door clothes, then strip down to their skimpy panties, play with each others tits and nipples, and pour oil on their topless hooters before the jacking and boobie-bonking commences. The girls purr and murmur in jack-chat throughout in a very natural manner and that added a sonic eroticism that’s really soothing.
Janet Jade, Christy Marks and one very lucky guy.
Then on Sunday, March 7, new arrival Jayden Prescott does her first XXX video. I’ve worked for SCORE since 1993 but I still find her back-story really interesting. Most models start off with solos, then work up to old Doc Johnson. Then maybe one out of 50 might do a guy-girl scene later on. Husbands and boyfriends have made videos with SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in the past but it’s rare that a SCORE reader lets his wife make a video with a total stranger. It’s a pretty extraordinary event we have here.
You may know from two previous Blogs (one, two) that Jayden had never modeled before. Had never danced nude in a club. But they read every issue cover-to-cover and they buy the DVDs. They know a lot about SCORE‘s history. They’re fans. “I’ve got the greatest husband, letting me do SCORE while he’s home,” Jayden told us. “He didn’t even mind that I’m going to have sex. In fact, he encouraged me to do it. The thing that attracted me to my husband was how consistent he was. He’s a down-to-Earth guy. Never pushy. Never judgmental. He kinda lets me do my own thing. That’s the best part. He lets me be here, and he’s at home working. He’s been reading the magazines since 1993. Pretty much since the beginning. My husband was the second guy I’ve had sex with. The guy I’m with today will be the third guy I’ve ever fucked.” Holy Gadzookas, Boob Man. So here’s a guy who can now say that he has his own SCORE magazine model (the April ’10 edition) at home! Jayden’s deep-throat and anal talents are right up there. This is one lucky reader. Thanks, Jayden Prescott!
Jayden Prescott eye-bangs her partner before they get it on.
It's bra modeling time in the Karla James Special.
Holy gazongas, Boob Man! Xmas gifts come way early this weekend at SCORELAND! First up, the stunning Karla James does a bra special in her fourth pictorial. Karla says, “I have to buy my bras from a well-known shop here in England called Bravissimo. They specialize in large support bras for big-busted women.” And they’re doing a fine job of work in supporting the big boobs of the UK, we might add! Don’t forget that next week, we wrap up this special with pictorial #5 plus a video. Ya don’t want to miss it.
Africa and friend take the sweater fetish to the limit in SCORE Theater.
Today, Africa wears the tightest sweater and the shortest mini-skirt she has for her date with an Englishman who sure loves him some big sweater bulges! Africa gives him everything she’s got and backs up that nice, round butt for his English banger in a SCORE Theater video called “Sweater Stretching And Anal” aka “Bangers And (Mammary) Mash.” Africa’s been cumming heresince 2001, and we’re always happy to see her cum. (Or as the Brits say, “I’m arriving.”)
Shione goes all the way on her first SCORELAND date!
And finally on Sunday, the month climaxes, and so does the model, in “Boobs, Boots And A Body For Sex”starring the mystery girl that Dave discussed in earlier blogs. So who’s this great mystery girl? Her name is Shione Cooper, and she’s another new, stacked Czech from a long line of buxom Czech beauties. Twenty-two-year-old Shione was only doing mild glamour pin-up posing (no open leg, no pink) when she started modeling last spring, but her chest was preceding her and turning her into the latest big-boobed European sensation. During the last two SCORE road trips to Prague in 2009, our schedules just didn’t connect in the same time-space continuum. Then we got the news that Shione was ready to do bottomless lap-dancing (read: fucking). We didn’t ask her why the change of pace, but never question the power of the boob gods and goddesses looking down from Mount Mammary. Just go with the flow. Shione doesn’t just lay there and say the ceiling needs painting, either. She’s as hot as a sex pistol…a 34DDD caliber sex pistol.
