Tag Archive: XLGirls.com

Mer returns, and some thoughts about mags and websites

January 28, 2022 by Dave

Mer sucks. That’s a good thing.

There was a time when SCORE, Voluptuous, XL Girls, SCORELAND and XLGirls.com were almost completely intertwined. If a girl was a star in the mags, she was a star on the websites, too, and vice versa. That time ended with the pandemic, which had the silver lining of compelling us to ask models all over the world to shoot their own photos and videos for us. But that came with a problem. The requirements for photos in magazines are a lot higher than the requirements for web photos (we need much higher resolutions for print), so suddenly, we’ve had girls appearing on the websites but not in the mags. That never happened before.

For that reason, Colombian natural Mer has appeared at XLGirls.com many times but in Vmag only once (and that time with Lucy Rodriguez). She makes another appearance today and proves to be an excellent self-sucker, having already proven she’s an excellent dick sucker.

It breaks my heart that Mer hasn’t had a solo appearance in Voluptuous, but I’m hoping when the pandemic finally becomes endemic, we’ll dispatch our photo and video crew to Colombia, where they’ve shot so many other great Latinas for the mags and the websites. I hope to put Mer on the cover one day because IMO, a busty girl hasn’t truly arrived until she’s been on the cover of a TSG mag.

Is that old-fashioned? Maybe. But to me, it’s just a fact.

 

 

EXTRA, EXTRA! Kitty Cute goes all the way!

January 14, 2022 by Dave

Kitty does this and a whole lot more today.

Today is a monumental day at XLGirls.com, one many people, including me and Elliot, never thought we’d see: Kitty Cute is going all the way on-camera for the first time. That’s right. Ms. Cute, one of the shyest girls we’ve ever had, a star of the movie On Location North Coast, is fucking for our viewing pleasure.

“Out of all of the Romanian girls, I would have never guessed Kitty would be the first to try XXX,” Elliot wrote in an email when our studio chief broke the big news in November.
And a month later from our studio chief: “Kitty Cute finally did it!”
And now you get to see it, nearly five years after her debut. It was worth the wait.

Lay your eyes on Demora

January 6, 2022 by Elliot James

All eyes have got to be on Demora Avarice when she’s in public.

“I’m a simple gal,” Demora said. “I love waterfalls and the beach. I don’t have a ton of preferences but I can have fun with all sorts of things. I love the beach and amusement parks, especially Disney World.”

She’s only 4’11” and currently wears a 34O-cup bra. Wrap your mind around those numbers if you can.   

Demora is a wife, mom of five, a full-time college student and a topless model.

“I don’t see the ‘Wow’ looks as much as my husband or our friends do, but apparently I get them quite a bit.”

New video and pictorial today.

Avarice means greed but Demora Avarice is very generous.

Which of these is the better tit-fucking photo?

January 1, 2022 by Dave

Natasha will lick your cock while you fuck her tits.

Happy New Year, everyone. Over at SCORELAND today, Ricki Raxxx is inviting you to take a shower with her, and I know you’re not going to make her ask twice.

But I’d like to start the new year with a mind bender. Here we have two photos of the wonderful, beautiful, super naturally busty Natasha Sweet from her posting that went live this past Thursday at XLGirls.com.

And I have a simple question for you: Which of these two photos, the one on top or the one below, is, to you, the better tit-fucking shot? You can explain your reasons if you want, but you don’t have to. I know they’re both great, but which one is greater?

Or is this too difficult a decision for New Year’s Day?

Natasha creates the ultimate tit tunnel.

 

 

Selena Adams is cumming to town

December 18, 2021 by Dave

Selena knows what you are thinking.

A question often asked this time of year is, “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”

My answer: “I believe in big tits.”

The other day, Elliot delved into some memorable past holiday shoots. Today at SCORELAND, Selena Adams adds to them. No Santa beard. Just a sexy red outfit, a Santa hat and her big tits (and beautiful ass). Selena also has a new video in which she has fun with fruit (and twerks that ass). You won’t hear any bah humbugs from me.

The ghost of Christmas future sees 18-year-old JJ-cupper Molly Evans debuting this coming Thursday, Mer getting tit-fucked on-camera for the first time at XLGirls.com on that same day and Demora Avarice’s unbelievably huge, still-growing naturals on Christmas Eve. And that’s why I believe in big tits.

Did you know that Anna Katz has ginormous tits?

November 19, 2021 by Dave

Anna’s naturals are the cat’s meow.

Anna Katz has giant tits. She really does. Even that cat (or whatever it is; Elliot thinks it’s a dog) in the painting behind her seems to agree. “That girl has giant tits,” the cat/dog seems to be saying, its eyes popping out of its feline/canine skull. Just the other day, I was on a zoom call with other TSG employees and we had a conversation about Anna’s tits.

ME: That girl Anna has enormous tits.

OTHER PERSON: Huuuuuge.

ME: They really are.

OTHER PERSON: Ginormous.

To prove it, today at XLGirls.com, Anna makes a hung stud’s cock disappear between her tits. It’s as if the guy doesn’t have a cock anymore. But to prove he does, he fucks Anna’s pussy. But then she gets on top of him and leans forward and all you see are tits. At least that’s all I saw.

One thing I love about this scene is how Anna, a true plumper, doesn’t try to hide her belly while she’s sucking and fucking. It’s out there jiggling for all the world to see. Some XL Girls are very self-conscious about their stomachs, societal conventions being what they are, but they shouldn’t be. If you love plumpers,  you want to see the girl’s stomach.

Society has made women self-conscious about things they shouldn’t be self-conscious about. Take Venera, who didn’t like her own big, floppy tits. She thought they were too floppy, not realizing (until we told her) that floppiness is part of their appeal.

So, basically, this is my roundabout way of saying that society sucks.

 

A HUGE weekend at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com

October 22, 2021 by Dave

Beats the morning paper if you ask me. Does anyone read an actual, physical morning newspaper anymore? I don’t know, but I do know that tits like Natasha’s will never go out of style.

Some weekends are bigger than others. This weekend? Huge!

As you all know (because Elliot told us), the weekend got off to an early start Thursday with new photos and video of Ricki Raxxx and her super-sized tits. Ricki now has M-cup tits, so by my calculations, she measures 44-26-38, putting her just two inches short of becoming the newest member of The 20 Club.

Today at SCORELAND, Victoria Vale, who super-sized her rack between her 2018 visit to our studio and her return late this summer to our satellite locations around Miami, Florida, fucks on-camera for only the second time. She starts out wearing a bikini. Of course, that’s all she needs to get her man’s attention.

Today at XLGirls.com, the great Natasha Sweet–who, in my opinion, is one of the 20 greatest naturals in the history of Voluptuous magazine–gets her day started in her favorite way: by sucking and fucking cock (and taking it between her tits, o.c.). Watching this scene, you might wonder, “Why is Natasha sucking on a lollipop at breakfast time?” The answer: She wants to get her guy’s cock hard, although if you ask me (and him, as it turns out), the mere sight of Natasha’s tits pouring out of her halter top is enough to do that.

And then, Saturday…ah, Saturday! Model of the Year Cheryl Blossom returns and bounces all over the place. Her gigantic naturals look bigger than ever. And she’s wearing glasses.

My plan this weekend was to watch a lot of baseball, but it looks like I’ll be spending a lot of time shuffling back and forth between baseball and tits. Sounds good to me.

 

 

Caught in the act by Lola Paradise!

October 15, 2021 by Elliot James

Caught about to jack by Lola Paradise! Lola catches her man about to jerk to her pictorial in Voluptuous magazine Volume 27 Number 3.

He thought Lola had gone out shopping. Wrong.

Lola is actually flattered by the sight. Now she wants to take over.

I asked Lola about today’s XXX shoot.

XLGirls: So, Lola, have you ever caught a guy masturbating like you do in this scene?

Lola Paradise: Yes, of course. I’ve caught my husband like this. This scene is like a documentary!

XLGirls: What was your reaction?

Lola Paradise: The same like in this scene. I helped him. That was a good fucking!

True story: a SCORE Girl I can’t name told me she caught her live-in boyfriend jacking to her magazines. Unlike Lola, she was shocked, for obvious reasons.

He thought Lola was out of the house. Wrong!

 

 

I think there should be a Self-Sucking Olympics

September 4, 2021 by Dave

Erin Star has Olympian tits.

If I ruled the world, I’d get all of the great self-suckers on SCORELAND and XLGirls.com together and have a self-sucking Olympics. The events would be:

1. Regular self-sucking, using a hand to lift the nipple to the mouth.

2. Double-nipple self-sucking, using a hand.

3. Single-nipple self-sucking, hands-free.

4. Double-nipple self-sucking, hands free. I think this one and No. 3 would have to be timed events, meaning how long can a girl do this before the nipple drops out of her mouth?

The great Erin Star is doing basic self-sucking in this photo from this week’s posting at XLGirls.com, but I love the way she’s checking herself out while she does it.

Anyway, back to the Self-Sucking Olympics. This would be an event of major proportions, literally and figuratively (I think; looking at that photo of Erin, I forgot what literally and figuratively mean).

Let’s say we limited the Self-Sucking Olympics to eight participants. Who would they be?

Girls who don’t know how big their tits are

August 27, 2021 by Dave

Are those G-cups? H-cups? They’re definitely not DD-cups.

Sometimes I have to laugh at how big some models think their tits are…or, in this case, how small.

Here’s Mer, one of the newest wonders from Colombia. We asked her to fill out an info sheet, as we do with all models, and here’s what she wrote next to BRA SIZE: “DD.”

Yes. Double-D. As in a size that Victoria’s Secret sells.

I haven’t met Mer and don’t speak Spanish, but if I could say one thing to her, it would be, “Mer, you might try to pack those tits of yours into DD-cup bras, but you definitely don’t have DD-cup tits.”

As this photo from her new posting today at XLGirls.com clearly shows.

Now, I’m not discouraging Mer from wearing DD-cup bras. I think all big-titted babes should pack their tits into bras that are several sizes too small.

But it might be time for Mer to go for a bra measurement.

It was Socrates who said, “Know thyself.” I’ve been at The SCORE Group for over 20 years and have met hundreds of busty models, and I’ve always been amazed by how few of them knew thyselves when it came to the size of their chests. Cherry Brady probably has the highest level of boob education. The girl should have a PhD in bras. But for the most part, these girls don’t know how busty they are. There have even been times when a girl has returned to our studio and I’ve said to her, “Your boobs got bigger.” And she’d say something like, “They have?” And sure enough, they were a cup-size or two bigger and she didn’t even know it.

I mean, how is that possible? If my cock got three inches bigger, I’d know it.