The bigger the better, I always say. Here's Busty Dusty from the mid-90s.
Wasn’t it just a few years ago that big-screen everything was in? Or am I imagining that? I know for sure that back in the late 1970s and early 1980s when I would frequent the occasional peep-show booth, the privacy was great but the screens were too small (they seemed to have an odd film over them, too). Then, when the VHS craze started, the only bad thing was that we had to watch porn on 25-inch TV screens. Then the screens got bigger and bigger, and suddenly, we had life-sized tits and fucking on 60-inch screens. Bigger-than-life-sized tits and fucking was great! Or at least I thought it was.
Because now I’m finding out that people are using their smartphones and tablets for everything from text messaging to shopping to surfing the Internet to reading books. Yes, it’s true: People read books on their smartphones. How can anybody read a book on a screen that’s less than five inches high and about two-and-a-quarter inches wide?
But even more amazing: People are watching full-length movies on their smartphones. Some people never watch TV or use a desktop (soon to be a thing of the past) or laptop computer. They watch everything on their smartphones.
Elliot and I decide what to order from Autumn-Jade. But it's the guy on the right who's going to get served the boob plate special.
Including porn? Yes. Including porn. Not me. For me, the bigger the screen the better. But how about you? Our current poll asks, “Do you ever watch porn videos on a tablet or smartphone?”
The poll only has room for you to answer the question. But if you do watch porn on your smartphone, I have to ask…why?
The last poll asked, “Have you ever given a restaurant waitress a bigger tip than she ordinarily would have deserved just because she had big tits?” The most-popular answer was, “Yes, and I expected nothing in return” at 49%, followed by “No, that’s foolish” at 33%. I’d like to point out in my defense (I voted for “Yes, and I expected nothing in return.”) that it’s not a matter of being foolish. It’s a matter of big tits locking up and making a mess of a big-tit lover’s brain. It is, basically, an involuntary reaction. So, I will continue to give bigger tips to waitresses with big tits, and there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it.
It’s all about her fantastic ass, ripe and ready for the cock for the first time on-camera.
“Oh yeah, all about it,” says Felicia with a coy smile.
“My very first ever! Ever, ever,” Felicia emphasizes, adding some body English with a two-handed gesture.
Yes, it’s booty call time for cheeky V-mag covergirl Felicia Clover (May ’13) and her luscious ass.
SCORELAND has the honor of documenting Felicia’s anal cherry busting.
For which we are very grateful.
“You know, a guy called me a ‘Whooty,’ and I had to Google it, and it means ‘a white girl with a big booty.’ So, I guess I am a Whooty,” said Felicia, whose luscious trunk is packed with plenty of sexy junk.
If ever there was a butt made for boffing, that butt belongs to Felicia Clover.
It’s a special thing when a girl gives up her ass.
And even more special with Valentine’s Day coming up.
Stick a ball gag in her sexy mouth and show her the ropes.
This new XLGirls.com scene with Nikki Smith is unusual for us.
BDSM isn’t a kink we do much of in any of the sites, and it’s virtually non-existent in the print magazines.
Years back, we had a short-lived “Big Tit Bondage” section with Kerry Marie, Plenty UpTopp, Jezhabelle, Brittany O’Neil and others. Even Linsey Dawn McKenzie got in on the act. The department is still archived at SCORELAND. It was just bondage. No beatings, whippings, torture or hanging girls off insane suspension devices. It never got all that much of an enthusiastic response. I’d chalked THAT up to our crowd preferring to see tits, ass and good, old-fashioned fucking rather than chicks tied up, gagged and squirming around on a bed.
XLGirls never gets wrapped up in the bondage and discipline scene, but since Nikki mentioned to Maria that she likes bondage, the studio thought some B&D experimentation before the hump and pump would be interesting and different. So this is a first for XLGirls. Even when bondage expert Kelly Shibari was here, we never did any BDSM, just straight sex. Nikki’s released from her bounds when the fuckin’ begins.
We should interview Nikki one of these days and find out what the story is about getting all trussed up and how far she takes it. I was more impressed by her curvy bod in that string bikini and heels, although she did look fit to be tied.
Miss Smith’s sexy with a ball gag in her mouth, but gagging on a boner in her mouth is more fun, and Nikki would probably agree, if she could speak.
What do you think about tying up and gagging girls? Yea or Nay?
Goldie Ray takes a timeout from talking dirty to lick a nip.
“Get your fucking dick in me, c’mon!”
“Harder, mother fucker!”
“Suck on my fucking tits!”
“Grab a handful of heaven. Get those big, fat tits ready for big, fat dick!”
That’s just a sample of the dirty fuck-me talk that pours out of Goldie Ray’s mouth when she’s in the heat of a SCORE sex scene. I love it. When I watched Goldie’s first video, I immediately emailed Dave about her.
I’ve watched so many XXX videos over the years, I’ve lost count. Even so, I’ve rarely heard a girl with a mouth like Goldie has. I think only Kianna Dior comes close. Most girls moan or repeat comments like, “Oh, yeah…yeah” or the ever-popular “Feels so good…”
Wild is not the word for Goldie, who is not a porn chick out of LA and immersed in the porn world culture and lifestyle. Yet she puts phone sex operators to shame. Dirty talking seems to come naturally to her. One of these days, we need to do an interview with Goldie and investigate this. And she backs up her talk with equally hot sexual athletics.
Looking at her angelic, cheery, doll face, most people would never guess that a torrent of sexual raunch can pour from her lips. Her boyfriends must be exhausted trying to keep up with her in the bedroom.
“She has the all-time filthiest mouth. Everyone should copy how she does it,” Boobman said.
“Couldn’t agree more with Boobman. Every one of these chicks should be talking the kind of shit,” Stymie commented.
The banned “Seven Dirty Words,” as coined by comic George Carlin over 40 years ago, are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, and tits.
George himself would have blushed listening to Goldie. See her today at SCORELAND.
Miss Castro could start a street riot in that dress.
Horny anal fracking and big-boob banging is the name of the game at SCOREtv when Angelina Castro guest stars.
This is the hotter version of SCOREtv. It’s SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, raw and unchained and now at SCORELAND.
Adult supervision is required.
SCOREtv host Dave talks to Angelina about the party in her ass while they watch highlights of the Cuban heat machine in action, then we leave the SCOREtv set and go to the full, super-hot shebang.
Angelina is hilarious as she gives her color commentary while watching the video clips with Dave. (She and Minka are natural-born comediennes.)
I’m fascinated by girls who watch their XXX scenes with an editor. It’s different and rarely done (a video within a video). I also enjoy seeing the girls’ reactions and hearing their opinions while they see themselves doing the humpy-hump.
Karen Fisher did it when she shot a bath-tub fuck scene in 2006. “This is so weird!” Karen said because it was easier for Karen, who is usually very serious, to fuck than to talk about fucking while she watched herself on a TV set. Angelina takes a completely different approach. You’ll see.
You’ll also see the only meeting of Angelina and Kelly Christiansen right before Angelina is called to the SCOREtv set. What a dream team!
If I were a sci-fi writer, Alura is the kind of name I’d give to the queen of a planet of big-boobed Amazons.
Actually, someone did already. In an anime called Voltron Force, there’s a hot chick named Princess Allura.
Alura Jenson is a dancer and model. She has very big boobs and an equally big appetite for sex. She’s real, not an anime character.
Alura lives in Las Vegas and dances at a club called The Palomino in North Las Vegas. I know the place. I used to go there. Mega-boobed Platinum Peaks used to feature dance there in the early ’90s. Some of you might remember her.
If you’re on the Las Vegas Strip, you just head straight north and the Palomino is on your right. It used to be the only all-nude club in town that served liquor. I think it still is. It’s about eight miles from the main action of Vegas but well-worth the visit. Especially since Alura is currently strutting her sexy stuff there.
Hey, it’s not called the Las Vegas Strip for nothing.
Boom-Boom In The VIP Room with Alura Jenson.
We have an Alura double-feature this weekend. At SCORELAND, Alura gets a wild and nasty anal creampie bang and more in “Analyze This“, and at SCOREVideos, she dances in our own little VIP room before riding a stripper pole of another kind in “Boom-Boom In The VIP Room.” I strongly advise doubling the amount of protein powder and lecithin in your shakes this week just to keep up with Miss Jenson. I’d heard that she was wild. I didn’t know how wild until I saw her in action, leaving scorch marks on the couch. Alura said that she had a huge orgasm before the guy busted his nut in her butt-hole. And then she immediately sucked his dick.
Alura lives up to her name. Welcome aboard a new hot chick.
She’ll be in the June ’13 SCORE, on sale March 19th.
