Karen can't believe that she's about to suck that cock while we watch. But she is!
What’s Karen Fisher doing today at SCORELAND? Fucking in a never-before-seen photo set. I’m sure she can’t believe what she’s doing. She’s talking dirty and jacking cock and sucking it, then she rides it and gets fucked by it every which way. And where does the cum shot land?
On her tits?
Nope.
On her face?
Nope.
In her pussy! Yep! Sweet, blonde, stacked girl-next-door Karen Fisher gets her cunt creamed, and we get to watch the cum drip out.
I’m sure that if Karen sees these photos (and watches the video of the scene at SCOREVideos.com), she’ll blush. She won’t be able to believe that it’s HER getting fucked and HER PUSSY getting creamed. I think I’ve mentioned this before, but Karen is one of those girls who, even after I watch her fuck on-camera, again and again, I can’t believe she’s fucking on-camera. She comes across as so soft-spoken, even a bit shy, not out-there, just the average girl-next-door with giant tits. I think I’ve also mentioned that I once interviewed Karen while she was watching a tape of herself fucking. She couldn’t watch but at the same time she couldn’t keep from watching. That’s Karen: “I can’t believe I’m doing this!” and “I’m doing this!” at the same time.
I love that about Karen. I’ll always love that about Karen. It’s one thing when a girl’s a porn star and you expect her to be a porn star. It’s another when a girl’s a porn star and you’d never guess it. That’s Karen.
Her latest video at SCOREVideos.com is “Student Body.” The bustiest girl on campus, Felicia needs a study break from the books, and her booty call needs her boobs in his face. Fair trade? “I’m a good girl but not in the bedroom. I’m a bad girl there,” says Felicia. Give the girl an A, will ya?
And at SCORELAND, Siri is a new hire at the SCORE warehouse in “Triple Play.” (Now that’s a real fantasy!) Siri is going to show these two bozos that they’d better straighten out or she’ll straighten them out! And she’s got just the job skills to do it. If I knew these shenanigans were going on in the warehouse, I’d have sold tickets.
Siri goes for the Triple Play at SCORELAND! Booyah!
Let’s face it, Black Friday is a time for lines and lines and lines and more lines at any of your favorite local stores.
Do you want to get stuck behind Captain Complainerpants who is going to talk your ear off for an hour about how long the line you’re both standing in is?
Do you want to be trapped in front of Stressed-Out Mommy whose annoying brat keeps kicking you?
Do you want to argue with someone over the last item in the whole store?
Do you want to almost get trampled by determined shoppers who slept outside the store in order to get those really good deals?
If you are into that kind of thing, stop reading right now and please, enjoy the rest of your day filled with standing around and other non-enjoyable shopping shenanigans.
But if you are into spending your time doing way cooler things like checking out big tits and getting big savings, then let’s talk about our giant cyber sale happening right now at the eBoobStore!
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So, drop what you are doing right now. If you are in a long line, leave it.
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There's only one thing missing from this photo: Me.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”
For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.
That guy would be me.
Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half hour.
I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.
Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:
1.) Blue balls.
2.) Good memories.
And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.
So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.
Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!
But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”
Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.
So, when she came back to our studio again, this time preggers and with WAYYYYYYY bigger tits, it was only natural that they send me, her BFF (sort of…in my imagination) in to speak to her.
Okay, fine, we aren’t besties, but I am pretty cool with her and her lovely boobs, so there.
We spoke about her boobs being bigger. (She says they are like two cup sizes bigger but that she doesn’t really know because she doesn’t fit into any bras, actually.) She also told me that she is hornier and needs to have sex each day. And she told me that her tits are way more sensitive now that she is knocked up.
She also talked about pregnant sex. It was pretty hot stuff.
You can check out a video of she and I chatting in an upcoming blog.
And while I was just supposed to shoot a blog video with Bailey, I snapped these two shots of her with my phone ’cause I wanted to share her big tits and lovely face with you guys!
Enjoy Ms. Santanna’s preggo belly and boobs!
The great Maserati propels her body and the tits that go with it. It's the kind of body that inspires literary genius.
This is the kind of photo that blows my mind. It is the reason I had to rely on Elliot to write most of a blog that I was supposed to write.
Elliot James is quite a wordsmith (no surprise considering that he is a direct descendant of the great American writer Henry James and the great Irish novelist James Joyce, not to mention the crime novelist P.D. James), and of the Maserati video and photo hardcore scene that go up today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, he put ink to paper and mused: “It’s always a special event when Maserati returns for her now semi-annual visits. Follow those mouthwatering bouncing boobs in Bounce, Maserati, Bounce! and gaze in awe as this stacked honey gets a jiggle and shake show in before she jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter.”
Jiggle and shake show. Superb! She jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter! A wonderful example of wordplay! I couldn’t have said it better myself. Actually, I would have tried to say it better myself, but I was left not only speechless but locked in a terrific state of writer’s block after staring at these two photos of Maserati caught in mid-air.
Jenna's nipples are three-quarters of an inch long. She knows because she measured them.
The thing about nipples is, you never know when a great pair is going to show up. Big tits–SCORE-sized tits–you can see from a mile away, but nipples? There is simply no great nipples (or big nipples) to big tits correlation. It hurts me to say that but it’s true.
Which brings me to Jenna Covelli. Jenna is not a SCORE model. She has very nice breasts, but they’re not even close to being SCORE-sized. What Jenna does have, however, is a pair of the greatest nipples ever seen.
“They’re three quarters of an inch long,” Jenna told me. How does she know? “I measured them myself. People have asked me if I have nipple implants. I just laugh. I didn’t think there was such a thing as a nipple implant.”
Jenna is 50 years old. She’s a divorcee and former corporate sales suit from California. She’s blonde and pretty and sexy and a total MILF. I said, “Bring her in!” even before I saw those nipples. But then I saw them. And get this: Jenna usually doesn’t wear a bra.
“I’ve probably caused a few accidents,” she said. “I like the attention I get.”
Jenna’s getting a lot of attention right now at 50PlusMILFs.com, where her first on-camera fuck recently went live. Yeah, she’s very good at giving head and fucking. But those nipples…
The voting results are tabulated with this high tech calculator guarded by Renee's cleavage 24 hours a day 7 days a week until the numbers are all in.
Our party symbol is not a party animal: an elephant or a donkey.
Our party symbol is an hourglass figure full of curves and dips.
Our party color is not red or blue.
Our party color is all the colors a woman’s skin can be.
We promise no dirty tricks or break-ins…except in hardcore scenes.
Our T Party stands for TITS.
We endorse Voluptuous-care.
Join the Voluptuous Party and vote for the 2012 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX Model of the Year.
You can vote at SCORELAND if you’re a member (there are no lines) or you can vote using this ballot. Vote by email or mail your vote. Just vote and let your voice be heard. Those who do not vote cannot legitimately protest the outcome. You’ve got to be in it for your favorite to win it.
Renee Ross has won Model of the Year two years running. She’s great at winning erections. Who will win this year? Will Renee make it win #3?
Our candidates do not put their foot in their mouths. Just their nipples and fingers.
Our goals: to find the best, the sexiest and the biggest all-natural girls and photograph them.
That is the mission statement of the Voluptuous Party.
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Read the rules, study the candidates carefully and vote!
It’s been a few years since bouncy girl-next-door Jolie Rain bounced her away across SCORELAND and other TSG sites. Where has she been? What has she been doing?
Serving her country.
Jolie went to an army recruitment office, enlisted and went to Iraq, where she served for a couple of years.
Jolie served her country well, and now she’s back in the States and back at SCORE starting tomorrow. Instead of jumping jacks, the redhead from Cajun country will be jumping something else.
She’s brought her stacked rack back from Iraq and she’s ready for a tit attack.
And Jolie’s tits are bigger. That’s always a good thing here. Bounce, baby, bounce!
I could definitely see a nose-art pin-up of Jolie painted on a military plane. But they don’t do that anymore.
Today is that day. You know what day I’m talking about, especially if you’re from the United States. It’s that day you’ve been hearing about for the past four months and don’t even want to think about. That’s why you came to SCORELAND, not to read more about that day but to avoid that day.
So I’m going to help you. I’m going to provide a respite from the noise. I’m going to tell you that no matter what happens tonight, there’s always tomorrow. And in these parts, yesterday, today and tomorrow always mean big tits.
Tahnee plans to celebrate Erection Day by inviting an erection into her ass!
Yesterday, newcomer Charley J. Matthews debuted at SCORELAND. Charley is from Wisconsin, and I could tell you what’s going on in Wisconsin today but…hey, like I said, I’m not going there. The Green Bay Packers are from Wisconsin. Cheese is from Wisconsin. Charley is from Wisconsin. Paul Ry…nope, I’m not going there.
Kelly and Lana ask, "Can't we all just get along?"
Today, Tahnee Taylor, a 40something divorcee with big naturals, is new at XLGirls.com. Tomorrow, Tahnee gets fucked in her ass. Tahnee told me, “I’m a shy girl, but I love getting fucked in my ass.” You know, these days, with all the political ads on TV and all the promises, a voter can feel like he’s getting fucked in the…oooops, sorry. I promised I wouldn’t go there.
And tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, a classic girl-girl scene featuring bosom buddies Lana Lotts and Kelly Madison. There’s nothing more American than two hot, busty chicks getting it on with each other. Lana is a blonde. Kelly is a brunette. And if a blonde and a brunette can get along and even kiss and suck each others’ tits, even people of different political persuasions can…fuck! I almost went there again!
Happy Erection Day. Oh, by the way, voting for the SCORE and Voluptuous awards is going on now at SCORELAND. So far, there have been no reports of voter suppression.
