The power of the shower

March 11, 2021 by Elliot James

One of life’s great mysteries is why girls take so long in the shower.

Guys throw their clothes on the floor, go into the shower, try to get out as fast as possible and flex their muscles in the mirror as they’re walking out of the bathroom.

Girls carefully place their clothes and underwear in the hamper, use four different shampoos, conditioners and shower gels then apply two or three face cleansers. After drying off with towels as large as a bed sheet, they smear on two or three body moisturizers and then add face moisturizers. They also lock the door so no one can flush the toilet while they’re under the cascading water.

Except at SCORE. Here, the girls let the photographers into the bathroom. We appreciate that.