Victoria Lobov: Beauty & the breasts

January 2, 2020 by Elliot James

If you saw Victoria Lobov out and about, you would instantly get boob-drunk.

“At the supermarket, they ask me about the calorie content of a cereal box at a store,” Victoria said. “One time a guy asked if he could be my bodyguard for the night. At the airport, they ask me if our gate has changed. How am I supposed to know that? Men start following me down the aisle in the store. Now I try to dress more modest when I go out. Sometimes I prefer to go with my husband ”

If I had my way, the governments of the world would be run entirely by big-boobed women, from the top down. There would be no more war, crime would decrease and society would be better off in general. Because we’d all be so boob-drunk, we wouldn’t be looking to start trouble.

Every man should have a wifey like Victoria Lobov.

 

 

 

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One response to “Victoria Lobov: Beauty & the breasts”

  1. Pierre says:

    The world woulb be a wonderful place if more women looked like Victoria Lobov.