“You want answers?” “I want the truth!” Can you handle the truth?

August 14, 2010 by Dave
If I won Linsey's bra, I'd use it as a cum catcher. What would you do? Lie to your friends about fucking her? Frame it? Bronze it?

Just in case you didn't know, we have a whole gallery of bra specials posted inside SCORELAND. Linsey is the subject of one of them. But then again, there's a whole treasure chest of stuff at SCORELAND that you might not know about unless you dig deep.

It has been a while since we’ve checked out the SCORELAND Blog poll results, which is a shame because some of the results have been pretty interesting. For example, we asked, “If you won your favorite big-boobed model’s bra in a contest, what would you do with it?” The No. 1 answer? “Find a girl who can fit into it” with 36%. “Frame it” got 24% while “Use it either to jack or as a cum receptacle” (which is what I’d do with it) got 22%.

Amusingly, four-percent said, “Show it to your friends as ‘proof’ that you fucked the girl.” Which, to me, is weird because 1.) I don’t care who knows or thinks I fucked who, as long as I fucked; and 2.) I’m not sure that just having a girl’s bra is proof that you fucked her.

No props, no gimmicks. Karla James, standing, allows us to access her goods.

No props, no gimmicks. Karla James, standing, allows us to access her goods.

“Find a girl who can fit into it.” Okay. Fine. But are you going to walk around with the bra and have girls try it on? I’m not sure that would work…but if you do find a girl who can fit into a SCORE Girl’s bra, please send her our way. We pay generous finder’s fees.

Another poll question: “Which is your favorite way to see a busty girl modeling her tits?”

Standing, boobs hanging freely: 32%

On her hands and knees, boobs hanging: 19%

On her back, boobs splaying: 5%

On her back, pushing tits together for a tit-fuck: 15%

Sucking on one or both of her own boobs: 14%

Standing, bunching up her boobs: 15%

No surprise here: We’ve known for a while (from your comments) that you want an unobstructed view of the girl so you can assess her body. But is that your favorite jacking position, too?

I've had many conversations with Cherry Brady. Now I want to have sex with her.

I've had many conversations with Cherry Brady. Now I want to have sex with her.

Survey sez…dildos still rule! I think I've already established a thousand times that Morgan Leigh is great with a dildo, but a little reminder never hurts.

Survey sez…dildos still rule! I think I've already established a thousand times that Morgan Leigh is great with a dildo, but a little reminder never hurts.

One of my favorite poll questions: “You’re with your favorite SCORE or Voluptuous Girl. You can either fuck her or have a conversation with her, but not both. Which would it be?”

Fuck her: 58%

Talk to her: 12%

This is the stupidest poll I’ve ever seen: 31%

Okay, so maybe this is the stupidest poll question ever, but obviously, it’s not that stupid because 12% of you would talk to her. While looking down her shirt, I assume. I’d fuck her, but then again, I talk to them all the time.

And, finally, perhaps our most controversial poll question ever, “Do you like to see big-titted girls using dildos in still photos?”And the surprising answer: 49% said yes and only 25% said no (with 26% saying it doesn’t make a difference). So, clearly, the anti-dildo crowd that we’ve been hearing from is a very vocal minority.

Viva dildos!

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7 responses to ““You want answers?” “I want the truth!” Can you handle the truth?”

  1. Cherry Brady says:

    Happy Birthday Lance! – even though it was Saturday.

  2. Lance says:

    I mentioned that this post was on my birthday, but I forgot to mention that what I really wanted to unwrap is Cherry!

  3. Dave says:

    Viggo: Fortunately, we’re not trying to elect a president!

    Cherry: You have a lot to say? I didn’t know that! 🙂

  4. Cherry Brady says:

    The beauty of this Dave, is that if you have sex with me, you can have a conversation with me at the same time. I have a lot to say and I guarantee you that you will still cum.

  5. viggo says:

    To be fair Dave you’re the one coming up with the answer alternatives.
    And sometimes there’s polls where i can’t answer because none of the alternatives
    fit what i would answer. So i answer the one closest to what i would’ve answered.

  6. Lethal Intent says:

    I like when you do these blogs to recap the results of the polls and give your input on them.

    On another note…that picture of Cherry Brady is absolutely killing me!!

  7. Lance says:

    What a great post, and on my birthday!