Breastnosis. It does exist.
Last week, the SPIKE TV show Manswers asked if you can be hypnotized by boobs. The answer, of course, is, yes, you can. (Or as President Obama says, “Yes we can.”) At SCORELAND, we have known for many years how big boobs can cause a hypnotizing effect on male passersby and some females. I tell you that this condition exists. The people at the New York Times and CNN, they called me crazy. I’ll show them one day who’s the sane one. Exactly what is this phenomenon? The scientific word is breastnosis. Men who stare at a pair of large hooters will fall into a deep trance and not remember what they have done or where they are going. It doesn’t matter if the breasts are clothed or nude. Their power passes through cotton, rayon, wool, brick, lead, etc.
This chump doesn't stand a chance.
Jade turns on her high beams.
This is why guys walk into light poles and fire hydrants when a busty girl bounces by, or worse, rear-end the car in front of them. Often they wake up in motels, not knowing how they got there. Studies have shown that the faster a girl’s breasts bounce, the deeper the breastnosis becomes. There are case histories of heavily breastnotized men losing their cars, keys, wallets, pants, shoes and underwear. They know who they are. It’s an effect that’s deserving of further research in universities and laboratories.
If this happens to you, just enjoy it. Unless you’re an airline pilot or you work in a nuclear power plant.
Tags: big boobs, Chavon Taylor, hypnosis, Jade Feng, Manswers
Categories: Boobs in the News
Taylor Stevens Viggo defended your honor valiantly. A true gentleman. Big boobs just have this power over us mere mortals….
@TaylorStevens: I miss you more! and you’ve finally arrived at the Scorland Blog.
You should check out the blog entries from around the time the
Boob Quest started on Scoreland, i had to defend your honour from
a bunch of ********. I don’t remember when that was exactly, just before your birtday maybe.
Good to have you here.
@Viggo: Thank you for the compliment. Sheesh.
@Tom: It ain’t my job to unleash ’em. It’s my job to find them out there in the boobiverse and have them unleashed for you. 🙂
Breastnosis is a real phenomenon – I have seen this and experienced it many times !
It starts with elevated heart rate, sweaty palms and shortness of breath; this leads to light headiness and mental distraction. Then comes an inability to speak beyond mono-syllables … If you have this reaction, the only known way to lessen these symtoms is with a Scoreland subscription 🙂
viggoo i misss you !! and i love maria moores breasts and everything else about her
@Maria: you’re a difficult woman. You can’t even take a compliment 🙂
The balloons and figure captions are hilarious. So Maria, are you just being humble or are you afraid to unleash your super powers on the unsuspecting blogosphere?
I agree with both of you…Maria Moore’s boobs ARE phenomenal.
lol
😉
I agree viggo. Maria boobs are spectacular.
Just ask Maria if it exists or not.
And she gets it both ways. She’s hypnotized by boobs and men are
hypnotzed by Marias boobs.