Allow me to introduce myself…

July 24, 2009 by Maria
My cleavage makes it's debut in the Oct. '09 issue of V-mag! I'm famous…er, they're famous! lol

My cleavage makes it's debut in the Oct. '09 issue of V-mag! I'm famous…er, they're famous! lol

Wow! I can’t believe that I started blogging without even introducing myself first. I guess you can say I got caught up in the rapture of this blog and just started posting! So here is a quick overview of what I do and who I am, in case you are interested in knowing who your soon-to-be favorite blogger really is. (LOL!)

I’m Maria, a girl who had a dream of working with people…naked people. I’m boisterous, funny and play some of the best pranks in the office on our unsuspecting staff (They love it!). I’ve been at SCORE for five years, and I can confidently say that I have the best job in the world. I worked my way up through the ranks, learning everything there was to know about big boobs until, about two years ago, I landed my editor gig. (It doesn’t hurt that I have big boobs, so you might say that I am equipped for this position.) I am now the editor of V-Mag and a great magazine about asses called BootyLicious. (I guess you can say I am an expert on the ladies…from tops to bottoms!)

Since becoming an editor, I have traveled to Hungary to meet Karina Hart (WOW! She is amazing!), become great buds with Christy Marks (She’s a sweetheart!) and gotten my hands on some of the biggest boobs in the world. I’ve also had my boobs groped by some of hottest SCORE models. Boobs attract boobs…it’s science! And sometimes they even use my cleavage to illustrate an article in V-Mag! (Yes, my boobs are famous! lol)

img_2608I love tits. I mean, I REALLY love them. In fact, I love them as much as you do. I like the way they feel, bounce and look. And just like you, I get excited when we have a new model in the studio. (And now I get to go in there and shoot footage for this blog, which means I get to interact with the girls a lot more!)

So, my promise to you is that come rain or shine, I will always make it my priority to bring you guys exclusive goodies. (Or until someone in charge gets mad at me and I get in trouble for leaking stuff on here…and even then, I will still try and sneak stuff to you!)

That’s my boob oath.

You can count on me!

😉

-Maria

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14 responses to “Allow me to introduce myself…”

  1. npoet.ru says:

    WoW! Thank you very much for that enlightening article

  2. Maria says:

    Hi Sean,
    That’s a good suggestion.
    Creampies are good.
    Something I’ll look into…

  3. Sean says:

    Hi Maria great blog im a huge fan was just wondering if V-mag had any plans to shoot some creampie videos?

  4. karina from the jungle says:

    I love boobs! You must be the greatest editor ever!! you.. being living proof of just how fabulous big boobs are! Having big boobs shows the reader Hi yes and I know how to use them..or hey just how the reader can use them. Year after year you continue to show boobs ever so deliciously! Great work! Big fan! thanks.

  5. Simone says:

    Best boobs & blog I’ve seen in years!

  6. Dan says:

    I think you might be one of *my* all-time favorite SCORE girls 😉

  7. Maria says:

    Thanks Jose! Kelly’s got a great rack! I wish there were more Asian BBWs like her. (I’m not Asian, but I do look like I’m “turning Japanese” in the bathroom pic… ;))

    And Chilly…You killed me with the “bodega” comment…LOL!

    Thank you to all of you guys for making me feel so welcomed!

    Look out this weekend for a great post on Renee Ross and one of my all-time favorite SCORE girls.
    Who might that be? You’ll have to come and check it out!

  8. Dave Too says:

    Maria-

    Look forward to your work and to your future blogs!

  9. Chilly Palmer says:

    Maria,

    As a certified Mamary Mechanic in 26 states & 1 seedy bodega in Santo Domingo, I have to say I enjoyed your intro.
    I must also comment on the curvature & congruence of your cleavage pictured… ( you don’t fool me behind that mag!) I have to agree with the gentlemen above : Revealing them might not be such a bad idea 🙂

    Til’ the next rack,

    Chilly Palmer

  10. Jose says:

    Hi Maria,
    Wow! You remind me of Kelly Shibari! Any chance will we see you in XL Girls!!!!

  11. Maria says:

    Sorry guys!
    I’m afraid that would cut into my time that is better
    spent looking at/for new boobs around the globe all of us to enjoy…
    😉

  12. Dino says:

    say maria….is there any chance you might pose in v-mag someday…..just wondering???? you sexy thang you…lol..

  13. Maria says:

    Hi Jack!
    Thanks for the vote of confidence and let the fun begin!

  14. Jack says:

    Hi Maria,

    It sounds like you have all the “qualititications” for your new job …. and a great sense of humour to boot(tylicious) too ! This is going to be a lot of fun 🙂