“Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I…I wanna be on you.”
There is a scene in the LOL-classic Anchorman where Will Ferrell’s character, Ron Burgundy, sees a vision in white from across the room at a party and he walks up to her and tries to be suave and pick her up. When he opens his mouth, all he can say is, “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.”
Yeah…hilarious and NOT at all smooth.
However, I can relate to this because if I EVER got the chance to hit on Gianna, I would probably fail this way, too. You see, this woman and her “Melt-your-face-off-with-my-epic-fuck-mojo” stare would probably bring me down to my knees. Gianna is one of the MOST-SEXUALLY POTENT women I have ever encountered. From the way she carries herself to the way she whispers all sorts of nasty shit to someone when she is fucking their brains out, Gianna can do no wrong. She is, to me, like fuck Nirvana.
In fact, if she brought me down to my knees with her sexual RAWR! I would probably enjoy the view because Gianna is hotness in that POV. How do I know this? Because I found these two photos of Gianna in SCORELAND and you know what? SHE WOULD LOOK GOOD LOWERING HER PUSSY INTO YOUR AWAITING FACE FROM THE FRONT AND FROM THE BACK!!!!!
Sorry, I had to yell that out.
This woman makes me overheat.
sigh…Gianna…I wanna be on you.
xoxox
Maria
Tags: Anchorman, boobs, Gianna Rossi, Jungle girl, Lesbian, Ron Burgundy, SCORELAND, tits
Categories: Confessions, Deep Inside Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
@viggo…of course, unless it’s by the law, then, not so much. 🙂
@cherry…AMEN! 😛
You’re right Maria, Gianna is explosively hot and sexy! I love all that shit she says on camera! She can do no wrong.
@Maria: It’s nice to be wanted, isn’t it? 🙂
LOL You guys are funny. Trust me…your fantasy of me naked is wayyyyyy hotter than the real thing. I promise. 😉 Besides, look at all the HOT and VERY NAKED chicks in SCORELAND. They should be the topics of your lust, no me. I’m small potatoes. I promise 😉
yea sexy MARIA!!!!! GIANNA hot hot but your HOT HOT HOT YUM YUM SEXY SEXY SEXY HOT HOT !!!!!!!!! LETS SEE A REAL SEXY WOMAN YOU MARIA !!!!!!!!! COME ON LET SEE YOUR BIG SEXY TITS YUM YUM HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT LET SEE THAT SWEET SEXY YUM YUM ASS TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You want to be on Gianna; I want to be IN Gianna!
Gianna simply defines sexuality. Everything about Gianna smoulders. The ultimate woman that you dream of being with just once in your life. She is the one and only where my wife would have to agree that all resistance on my part was entirely futile, and I would have been mad not to fuck her if the opportunity presented itself!
A three-way with Gianna & a Score-stud. The perfect way for you to make your on camera debut Maria.
Gianna is hot, hot, hot! Absolutely luscious.
@lethal: I see the resemblance, but like the Highlander, there can only be one! And that one is Gianna 😉
@Tom: Ty! 😀 What can I say…I love titties! lol
Maria, it never ceases to amaze me how much you and I think alike. If I can’t be the editor of Voluptuous magazine, I am glad that you are.
This is an excellent blog post, with two very excellent photos of the irreplaceable Gianna Michaels! She is absolutely incredible, to say the least. I wish she would come back to Scoreland and do another spread sometime soon. She is definitely in my top 10 big tit models of all time!
Anybody else think that her face is strikingly similar to actress Michelle Trachtenberg’s face? I have a bit of a crush on Michelle too, even if she isn’t a plump busty, like I usually like them. But any time I see Michelle or Gianna, I always immediately think of the other. Anybody else feel where I’m coming from on that one?