I want to talk about something that I spoke about with a couple of guy friends recently. We spoke about chicks (Like we always do.) and how there are two categories of women in the world. We call them the Maryannes and the Gingers. You know…the kind of girls you take home to mom versus the ones you take home to fuck. Sometimes I refer to them as Keepers and Sleepers, sometimes.
Regardless of what you call them, the basic principles are the same. There are some girls that are sweet as honey and essentially, “Nice” girls. And some are horny as hell and “Bad” girls.
Now don’t get me wrong…they’re both awesome. The nice girl will make you baked goods and worry about you when you are sick and all that nice-girl jazz. But the bad girl won’t do any of that. The only thing she will ever take care of is your cock and balls. But hey, that’s its own kind of excellence.
You see, I love both types of women, equally. The Maryannes of the world hold their own charms for me. I like a sweet girl. If you were to ask me to give you an example of a nice girl in SCORELAND, I would point out girls like Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and Anna Song. These girls never did XXX and yet, they are smokin’ hot. The kind of girl you would take on a few dates.
Then there are the Gingers of the world. The bad girls who only know how to be good…at fucking. This girls do it all. They will fuck you on the first date. Hell, they will fuck you before you get into the restaurant on the first date. I think of ladies like Gianna Rossi and Dominno when I think of these kinds of hellcats. The kind of girl who will ask you to spit on her pussy and finger it…in a public place!
Both girls hold a special place in my heart because sometimes you want to spoon and sometimes you want to fork. I like my nice girls and my bad girls with as much horny fervor as I can muster. But my guy friends say I can only choose one side. But how can I choose? I mean, how could anyone? But According to my friends, guys have an ultimate preference. Like the Highlander, when it comes to good girls and bad girls, there can only be one.
How can it be almost three years since Lorna flew to The Bahamas? Has it been really over a year since Sapphire was a bridesmaid in My Big Plump Wedding? Will Devin Taylor ever return to South Beach? Don’t tell us it’s been eight years since Plenty UpTopp went wild in the Mega-Boob Olympics. Where does the time go? If I could, I’d stop the clock like they do at football games. Happy birthday from your friends at SCORELAND.
Being the newly appointed editor to the greatest magazine in the world, Voluptuous, has its perks. I get to see titties, write about them, feel them (sometimes) and get felt up by hot chicks (More often than not.) lol
Christy, Angela, Gianna, Lorna and Terry. Big Boob Paradise, indeed.
I have no complaints about my gig. It’s actually a pretty rad job. But I do have a few heart-wrenching regrets. One of them is that I never got to meet Ines Cudna, which is probably for the best because she is so hot that my brain would blow some sort of circuit and I would probably just have ended up drooling in her presence. Another one is that I never went on a Boob Cruise. (As an experienced boater, fisher-woman and nautical genius, I would have been awesome on the Boob Cruises! Plus, I come with my own flotation devices! lol) But the biggest, most-epic regret of all time is that I didn’t go on the trip to Eleuthera,
Tits. Hands. Oil. Perfection.
Imagine being under this huddle o' titties!
Bahamas to be a part of the filming of Big Boob Paradise. Even typing that made me sort of sigh. You see, the line-up for the Bahamas trip was like the Olympic team of tatas. The Gold medalists of mams. The A-list of all A-lists. Christy Marks (Who is a friend and who I love to hang out with.), Terry Nova (Who is really shy, as I found out in Hungary.), Lorna Morgan (I’ve said it before! SHE BUTTERS MY BISCUITS!), Angela White (Who comments on our blog all the time. Hi Angela, queen of hotness!) and Gianna Rossi (Who could fuck me all week and twice on Sunday, she has that much sexual mojo. Whew!) If I had gone on this trip, I would have been able to die a satisfied woman. Seriously. Those five hotties, a tropical setting and barely any clothes on? Pfft. Total Excellence.
Sometimes I like to look at all the pics that were shot out there on that trip and daydream about what it must have been like to be among all those tit titans. One of my favorite shoots was the five-girl oil-a-thon that ran in the January 2008 SCORE. Talk about WOWZA! I love the shots where the girls all squeeze Christy’s oily tits. All those hands on that one set of titties…it’s a very horny scenario. And who wouldn’t love the big-tit huddle from above AND below? It’s awesome!
Hopefully we will do another Boob Cruise one day. Or even a trip to Jamaica for Big Boob Paradise 2, that I will get to go on. (I am an experienced traveler and I pack light, work hard and speak lots of languages. Jut putting that out there in case any of the big cheeses are reading this blog. *cough* TAKE ME! *cough* lol)
For now, let’s check out these pics and dream of what could have been, together.
Okay, so sometimes I do things I am not supposed to.
I can’t help it.
When the “they” in charge tell me, “Maria you can’t do this and that,” and, “Maria, you absolutely cannot post this and that,” all I hear is, “Maria, we are challenging you to break the rules,” and, “Maria, we triple-dog dare you to attempt to do this. DO IT! DO IT!”
I’m bad. I’m so, so bad. It’s an innate thing. I can’t change it.
That is why when a very-pregnant Kali West was in our studios and they told me, “You most-certainly CANNOT go in there and film her preggo and going at it for the blog,” that is exactly what I did.
I grabbed my video camera, walked into the studio and shot it.
Then I ran, ran like hell and threw this tape at Lester our video editor and told him this was our little secret.
He edited it, and I have sat on it for a few months, patiently waiting for the right time to post it. (You have to time your law-breaking the right way. If you jump the gun, chances are that gun will come back and shoot you in the ass!)
But I figured since Kali is now up on SCORELAND doing a Tits & Tugs scene, this would be the opportune time to give you guys this footage. Sorry it’s dark and grainy. I couldn’t exactly ask them to light it for me, now could I? And I was afraid that if I got closer, that I would have interrupted the shoot and then there would have been hell to pay.
Regardless, here are some interesting deets for you guys.
Kali was four months preggo when she shot Mamazon.
Kali was eight-months during this clam diddling video.
Kali is from Florida and has a 36DD rack.
Kali also stars in Chesty Preggos 2. (With Lorna Morgan, who really butters my biscuits, if ya know what I mean.)
You should, if you get a chance, check out Kali’s tug scene. But for now, enjoy this secret footage that’s not, so, um, secret anymore. lol Come what may, I am always glad to break the law for you guys. 🙂
We received a letter that will be in this week’s “Scorecard” about a topic that’s rarely discussed in boob magazines or on the Net because its focus is so extremely narrow: breast vascularity.
The magnificent mounds of Nicole Peters.
C.H. wrote us about a girl he saw in a grocery store: “She was dressed rather conservatively except that the neckline of her blouse was cut about as low as it could be, legally speaking, to showcase a rack that was huge, quivering and even vascular to some extent. I mean with a blue vein or two showing on the creamy nakedness. Right on the verge of being gross, you know what I mean? This vascularity thing interests me as I have not really seen it too often on tits. I think I would notice it if it were there. Minka has it, for instance, although not real prominently. But with Minka, I figure it is only logical that such massive implants would increase the blood supply of the supporting structures. The grocery store lady, on the other hand, had tits so perfect, both as to size and quiver, that I figured they had to be naturals. My fantasy is that she got them that way and maintains them that way by simply milking them a lot or by having it done. Seems like that would be a better way to go than implants, and with the added advantage that the hormone changes, etc., might make for a lushified pussy, too.”
Lorna was not pregnant on SCORE's Eleuthera trip.
C.H. is really into the veiny look, at least on a fantasy level. I’ve never met a woman who deliberately cultivated the look. (Sounds like a story the writers of the TV show Nip/Tuck might use.) Breast vascularity is really an obscure subject even among the most intense boob aficionados. Most of us tit lovers focus first on size, then shape, the way they hang and how the nipples and areolae look. When you Google “breast vascularity,” it pulls up a lot of medical papers and complicated scientific journals. As yet, I haven’t found anything about it on any forums that focus on their erotic appeal other than the fact that there are some guys who like the look.
Lactation can lead to increased surface vascularity, so our friend C.H. is basically on the right track. We know that veins can become more pronounced during pregnancy and that blue veins are most visible underneath thin, pale-white skin. Some women who have it don’t like it, are embarrassed by it and use Vitamin K creams to try and fade their appearance. Personally, I don’t mind vascularity as long as it’s not extreme with bulging surface veins. What do you think about the veiny look?
There’s been a lot of turbulence over whether Ashley Sage is a 100% SCORE Girl, most recently in Dave’s November 30th BLOG post. As we reach zero hour on the contests, I’d like to throw in my two boobs worth.
This picture is from a SCORELAND video. Amazing.
Ashley debuted in the June ’09 SCORE but was only on the cover of SCORE in the September ’09 issue, and she shared that space with Ariana Angel and Kali West. She’s been on the cover of Voluptuous by herself twice, April and November ’09. So, yes, there’s been some uncertainty on our part. I do think she belongs in SCORE.
We got a letter a while back from a reader who wrote about both Karina Hart and Ashley. Most of his letter was too rough to publish, but one of his gentler comments was, “Give me a fuckin’ break. I’m fed up with both of ’em until they show me some real SEX!” Well, that’s not going to happen, at least in the immediate future, and it doesn’t matter because thousands of girls these days fuck for the cameras, but huge, beautiful boobs are a rarity. And when you get to the sheer breast size and shape of a girl like Ashley, you’re talking about one in a few-hundred-thousand girls. Sure, there are thousands of girls around the world with similar huge, beautifully shaped boobs, but they’ll never model for a variety of personal, career, social or religious reasons, so what good are they to me? I’m grateful to Ashley simply for showing off her tits in pictures and video. She doesn’t have to.
Another reader wrote to say, “In my opinion, she [Ashley] is the only new babe that can be mentioned in the same breath as greats such as the beautiful Linsey Dawn McKenzie!” I can’t agree with him that she’s the only new babe, but I respect and understand his sentiments. The past year has given us some great newbies: Ariana Angel, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn and Mianna Thomas, among them. Plus, Lorna Morgan and Natalie Fiore are looking bustier than ever these days. Their hooters are just massive and could be just as big now as LDM’s were in her most bountiful years.
Yet another veteran reader/member wrote, “One other thing about Ashley: Cute as she is, she does not appear to know what it means to smile. There is always that straight face that does nothing to entice me. Sorry to say there is no way that I could vote for her as Newcomer of the Year.” Now we’re getting into minutiae. Smiling, not smiling. It doesn’t make that big a difference to me. I like Ashley’s pouty expressions. True, a smiling girl boosts a man’s brain chemistry better than a studious, straightfaced girl, but I’m shallow enough to admit I’m looking at Ashley’s chest 90% of the time. No one seems to mention her beautiful, porcelain-doll face and her flawless complexion. (Like another English girl, Mandy Pearl, Ashley’s a beautician by profession, which means she’s disciplined about her personal skin care regimen.) If Ashley likes to look serious and intense in her pix, I’m not going to let it affect me.
One more comment, this one from an all-praising Scorecard letter: “I just got done jacking to her, and I can say without reservation that she is one of the best newcomers in many years.” No disagreement here. For breasts and face, Ashley is at stratospheric levels. Even if she never shows the pink, let alone anything else, her status is a lock. Lorna Morgan built a successful modeling career without going near a Doc Johnson toy, let alone a guy-girl video. I feel about Ashley the same way I feel about Kerry Marie and another great model, the now-retired Jessica Turner. I’m happy with whatever she wants to do, and I actually wouldn’t want to see her (or Kerry) having sex with a guy in a video. But I love seeing Annina and Holly Halston fuck. It’s that good girl/nasty slut thing.
Anyway, soon we’ll know what the voters have decided. Ashley is in their hands.
Busty, pregnant women posing for naked pictures and videos and fucking on camera is hot.
Why?
Because they’re not supposed to get naked for photos and videos when they’re pregnant. Society says so. But they say, “Fuck society. I look sexier than ever. I’m pregnant and proud. My tits are huge.” They’re with-baby, but despite that, they’re showing off their tits, spreading their legs and fucking and sucking. The only thing hotter than a busty, pregnant woman fucking is a busty, pregnant woman fucking and smoking.
The new DVD Chesty Preggos 2 features three pregnant babes in XXX action: April McKenzie, Sunshine and Stefani (the links here are to their solo preggo sets on SCORELAND). It also features the great Lorna Morgan, looking very pregnant and bustier than I’ve ever seen her, in solo action. And eight-months-pregnant Kali West giving some lucky guy a hand job. I like the idea of Kali giving a guy a hand job while she’s pregnant because even though she sluts it up on video, she still seems like the girl next door.
I snuck up on Kali in the studio before she shot her scene. As you’ll see, I couldn’t decide what to focus on, her swollen tits or her swollen belly. So I compromised and focused on both. I wish I had been the one to knock her up.
THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Faith's parents.
THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Hanging out with friends.
It’s Turkey Day…we’ve gobbled down the bird. We’ve watched football. We’ve seen the floats at the Macy’s Day Parade. We’ve helped ourselves to that second, possibly third, helping of pie. And now, we’re bloated and satisfied and pondering what we are thankful for.
Well, because I am so helpful, I am going to give you a list of things that I am thankful for and I’m a fan of show AND tell, so I’m going to give you a little picture show, too. Hope you guys are just as grateful for the bounty of bosoms below, as I am.
Happy Thanksgiving! xoxo, Maria
LET US GIVE THANKS FOR:
Flowers. (There's a flower in this pic, I promise.)
Yoga...of the naked persuasion.
Fruit. Yum!
Tan lines.
Any article of clothing made of Fishnet.
Alyssa Alps...every curvy, sexy, delicious inch of her.
Angela's natural monuments and one of Paris's national monuments.
G’day everyone. My name is Angela White and I am blogging for you from all the way Down Under (I’m talking about Australia!). Let me introduce myself in case you haven’t come across my photos amongst the hundreds of models in SCORELAND. I have been a model for The SCORE Group for seven years now (Can you believe it?). Voluptuous and SCORE magazine readers have watched me grow up from an 18-year-old high school student starring in my debut DVD A Day With Angela White to a 24-year-old university student about to finish my Bachelor of Arts degree (Only a few weeks till graduation!). In that time, I have traveled the world, studied in Paris, become a comedy television star in the Australia series Fat Pizza, danced on the Gold Coast and been cast by SCORE to fuck some of the most beautiful women in the world (What a life!).
Angie was the best-built person, place or thing in all of Paris!
In 2004, I had the luck to meet (And fuck!) Cherry Brady, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson for the movies B.L.O.W. and Ultimate Cherry. I’m still in contact with the girls, who are even more beautiful and amazing in real life. And in 2007, I was lucky enough to be flown to the Bahamas along with the adorable Christy Marks, the lovely Lorna Morgan, the incredible Terry Nova and the outrageously sexy Gianna Rossi. What a time we had! What could be better than being able to play around with these girls on a private beach in Eleuthera? (The answer is nothing, clearly!)
So, I’ve definitely got some history with The SCORE Group. Oh, and there is that little fact that I won Voluptuous Model of the Year in 2007. It was only one of the most exciting moments of my life! So I’d like to use my first guest blog (Hopefully not the last.) to thank all of my fans for all of their support over these last seven years. Thank you for all your lovely emails and for voting for me as your favorite model of 2007. Having my curves celebrated has been a hugely positive experience for me after being continuously assaulted by images of mainstream’ beauty ideals. So thank you for all your encouragement, friendship and love!
If you were shipwrecked on a deserted island, what would be the one thing, item, object or person you’d want with you? Guys would want their favorite model. But what about SCORE Girls? I asked a few, and this is what they told me. Thanks, ladies!
Minka
Vanessa Montagne: “First I wanted to say a dildo. Actually, I would choose a really big, interesting, exciting book and enjoy the time reading.”
Minka: “Fireproof matches to cook food.”
Lorna Morgan: “My mobile phone fully charged and in service, a yacht would be handy, and as a last choice, Brad Pitt. If none of these qualify, then it would have to be my toothbrush. It vibrates.”
Elizabeth Starr: “My toothbrush!”
Maxi Mounds: “The one thing I would want on the island is another person to talk to so I wouldn’t be alone.”
