Are big boobs just a substitute for big asses?
Yazmina's boobs are nice, but her ass is where it's at!
Today I came across an interesting claim while chatting up SCORE editor Dave and XLGirls editor, Allie Q., and that was that men might like big tits because they could be a substitute for big asses. The idea being that if you look at a big set of tits, the cleavage kind of looks like an ass crack. And if you buy that, then you could naturally assume that guys who like to tittie-fuck would probably like to stick their dicks in between a huge set of ass cheeks and plow away, right?
The treasure in this shot is Pleasure's ass.
Georgia Peach's vanilla ass is oh, so nice.
According to Allie Q., men are drawn to asses because back in the day (which means, like, when we were cavemen and clubbing didn’t mean you took a lady to a hot night spot), we were drawn into the bone zone to find the most-fertile woman to knock up. So, a woman with a big rump was good for humping and for pushing out future women-clubbers…you know, ideal child bearing hips and all that. Allie Q., (Who is by no means an expert in cavemen fucking…) also claimed that back then, we were primal and males were more prone to mounting women from behind. You know…like on the Discovery Channel. lol
After hearing all of Allie’s ideas about asses and Dave’s one or two, “No, it’s true. Look it up. She is right,” I took to the fabulous world of the Interwebs to research this claim and prove if this sex myth was true or not. A few clicks and some light reading later and lo and behold, I found out that there is some science behind the idea that men are attracted to women’s asses because of some primal urge to mate and procreate.
Now, before the ass men go off and throw some sort of booty parade for themselves, that doesn’t mean that ass reigns supreme or that a big set of cans is just a substitute for, one, big can.
Because the SAME THING that can be said about the inspirational nature of a huge ass can be said about a huge set of tatas.
That’s right, basically, men are attracted to curves. A big, round ass might be an indication of the ability to pop out some offspring, but big tits are indicators of being able to feed said offspring. So, technically, liking ass or titties is just a matter of opinion. In other words, it just boils down to whatever floats your boat.
In my case, I like ass AND titties, which makes me just like most of you, I assume. Sorry Allie and Dave. Myth debunked!
xoxox
Maria
Tags: ass vs, big asses, big tits, BootyLicious Mag, Georgia Peach, Pleasure Mia, science, tits, tits vs ass, Voluptuous, Yazmina Melendez
Categories: Life With Big Tits, Point/Counterpoint, The Life of an Editor
a substitute for Big Boobs is a Big Ass!
So Maria gives us another intellectual quandry – big boobs, big butt or both ? I don’t know about other readers, but I’m just enjoying trying to decide 🙂
It is an interesting theory. I’m a booty lover, but like Lethal Intent prefer both a big ass and big tits. If I had to choose, I would choose a woman with a big ass and no tits over a woman with big tits and no ass. Fortunately you folks at Score give us a hearty helping of both and we don’t have to make a hard decision.
when i was younger, i was ONLY a boob man (or boy). but as i’m in my thirties now, i find myself checking out the ass and the titties. though given the choice between big boobs or a big butt, i’ll always go for the boobies! 🙂
thanks for all the feedback, guys. I always like to read what the fans have to say. I agree that boobs are important, but no one can deny the lure of the caboose. 🙂
Maria, interesting theory. In my view it is a great difference between large boobs and large butt. Boobs could be connected to feeding and mother caring. This is tranformed to sons and men who continue to like to attend their girl’s breasts, suck them etc. They also get to understand that via careful treatment of the nipples you can get a lot of favours. A large loose breast (without bra) is also expressing female freedom. Large boobs connected with very slim waist enhances the contrast and is very feminine. Large butt does not provide all these things, but it can really contribute to the curveness. However there I prefer a wide heap width. Very wide heaps on top of long legs can be very exiting.
I’ve read some of the published papers about this boob-butt substitute hypothesis. I think those guys have their heads up their asses.
me too maria actually big boobs than the ass is what draws me.
You know, sometimes it’s an ass day, and sometimes it’s a boob day. On those rare occasions (such as every other day) it can be both.
im a true tit man but do like big ass/especialy when its in my lap rubbing over my pecker.danni ashe has the best ass in the bizz,anyone agree??
I like my woman to have big tits and a big ass, which thankfully she does. However, her tits are way more important to me than her ass is. I’d much rather her not have any ass at all, as long as she can keep those F cup tits.