Blonde jokes (and more)
A blonde walks into an adult bookstore and tells the clerk, “I’d like to see your vibrators.” The clerk says, “Yes, Ma’am, please come this way!” and wiggles his finger. The lady says, “If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need to buy a vibrator.”
A doctor gives a blonde some enema kits to use at home. A week later, she comes back for a follow-up, and the doctor asks if she has been taking the enemas. The blonde says, “Well, what do you think I’ve been doing with them? Shoving them up my ass?”
A blonde is having car trouble, so she takes her car to a mechanic. The mechanic says it will be awhile and she can wait in the ice cream shop next door if she prefers. The blonde has a vanilla ice cream cone while she waits and gets some ice cream on her face. Just then, the mechanic comes into the store and says, “Hi, Miss, It looks like you blew a seal.” The blonde says, “No, this is just ice cream.”
Tags: jokes
Categories: Boob Bloopers, The Life of an Editor
@Sam: I can’t even remember one line jokes.
And i’m not even a woman 🙂
Why do men always tell blonde jokes?
Cause they can only remember one line jokes…
LOL
Sam
What did the blond woman say to the busty waitress when she saw her name tag. “That’s cute, what did you name the other one.”
Hi Elliot,
Enjoyable topic with some good laughs, always important to keep a sense of humour about everything in life – including Scoreland ! 🙂
Maria in a blonde wig, now that would be a funny joke.