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How sports can be better

September 3, 2009 by Maria 14 Comments
In my version of ultimate football, Linsey could score a topless touchdown!

In my version of ultimate football, Linsey could score a topless touchdown!

Karina and Mandy: The perfect game of Doubles.

Karina and Mandy: The perfect game of doubles.

Ah, the world of sports. Almost as awesome as the world of boobs…almost. Like most of you guys out there, I am an avid watcher of sports. I love football with a passion, especially if we are going to get into a lengthy discussion about the Miami Dolphins. I love basketball and can be found at many a Miami Heat game, although only if they are playing against the Spurs, Pistons or the Knicks, who are my favorite teams to watch. And if there is a good boxing match on, I will zone out completely and be glued to the tube until the final bell. Some cold beer, some good BBQ and a few good games are all I need to make a day complete.

Oh, Daphne…I'd be fouled for hand-checking you for sure!

Oh, Daphne…I'd be fouled for hand-checking you for sure!

Danielle Derek: I don't know which soccer ball I want to grab first!

Danielle Derek: I don't know which soccer ball I want to grab first!

So, I am sure by now you are wondering why I titled this blog, “How sports can be better.” Well, I’m going to tell you about this theory that I have been kicking around in my head for a few days now. It started because I was Googling the Dolphins Cheerleaders, actually. You see, for me, the cheerleaders are as much a part of the sport as the players themselves. Who doesn’t love the cheerleaders? Or the dance teams? C’mon! I know one or two (or 12) of my fantasies involve a squad of horny cheerleaders and a steamy locker room.

Crystal Gunns and her volleyball-sized tits are amazing!

Crystal Gunns and her volleyball-sized tits are amazing!

Morgan Leigh wins by being a total knockout!

Morgan Leigh wins by being a total knockout!

So I started thinking about hot chicks, which led me to think about hot, big-boobed chicks, which led me to hot big-boobed chicks in sports uniforms and then EUREKA! I came to big-boobed sports. You see, what I am proposing is that sports would be totally fuckin’ rad if the teams were made up of busty hotties in clingy uniforms. I mean, think about it, the SuperBowl…WITH TITS. Amazing. The World Cup…WITH BOOBS. So good.

Sharday, I'd love to make it to third base with you!

Sharday, I'd love to make it to third base with you!

And, of course, the ladies would be aggressive and play like champions. Big-boobed champions. Imagine all that tit power unleashed on the field. Big tits bouncing and swinging everywhere while these women grunted, sweated and shoved each other around in hopes of victory. The very thought of it makes me reminisce about the unbridled joy I feel when I see women wrestling in Jello. Frenzied, chesty competition with lots of sexual undertones…it just works for me. Does it work for you? I mean…imagine that kind of kinky competitive energy in the arenas of football, basketball, boxing…I can’t be the only one who finds this idea fuckin’ hot, right?

Hopefully not!

Here are some hot shots of the stacked sports sirens I would like to see take the field…and then take their clothes off!
*Maria

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Tatas in the sunshine

September 2, 2009 by Maria 10 Comments
Via makes for the perfect vista.

Via Paxton makes for the perfect vista.

Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.

Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.

I live in Miami, the sunniest and sexiest city in the world. On any given day as I drive around town, I will see half a dozen half-naked hotties going about their day. Walking down the street or jogging in the park. Sometimes they are carrying stuff or maybe walking their dogs, but they are almost always half-naked. Women in small tank tops, sports bras and bikini tops, out and about, breasts heaving. (Okay, maybe not all of them are heaving, but I just like the mental imagine that the words “breasts heaving” conjures up. lol) Maybe their lovely, big perkies are coated in a light sheen of perspiration, catching the rays of the sun and emitting a healthy glow. Now sure, I get to see tits all day in all their mammarific majesty

Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.

Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.

Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.

Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.

Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.

Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.

Amber frolicks in the sun and surf.

Amber Brooks frolics in the sun and surf.

while I am at work, but I will tell you…there’s nothing like seeing them in all their splendor in the great outdoors. It’s just something about tits in the sunshine. It’s…dare I say it? Heavenly? The only thing that could make it better would be if they all simultaneously ripped their tops off. (Which they do, but only in my dirty mind. lol) So this morning when I got to work I decided to look around SCORELAND for some of my favorite big titters posing in the great outdoors. (Yes, I tackle some hard work at the start of my day! 😉 ) And so without further ado, I bring you TATAS IN THE SUNSHINE! Enjoy SCORELANDERS! xoxo, Maria

This is how all women should excercise in the Great Outdoors.

This is how all women should exercise in the Great Outdoors.

Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!

Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!

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This week’s poll: What do you really want to see?

September 1, 2009 by Dave 12 Comments
Claire Dames fucked her way into SCORELAND.

Claire Dames fucked her way into SCORELAND.

Sharon Pink just needed to show some pink!

Sharon Pink just needed to show some pink!

This week’s poll is about a subject that stirs up a lot of controversy among big-tit lovers and the editors of SCORELAND: Which would you prefer to see in a photo set or video, a D-cupper who gets fucked every which way, an E- or F-cupper who does everything but fuck or a mega-stacked babe who will only show her tits? It’s a question we often have to consider when evaluating a model. To put it bluntly, if a girl has huge tits, like Renee Ross, Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks, she doesn’t have to do much to get our attention (although Christy has done everything). But the smaller a perspective models’ tits, the more she has to do to gain entrance into SCORELAND, SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls. Or, to put it even more bluntly, if a girl has DD-cups, we want to see her fuck!

Janet Jade: Tits enough for us!

Janet Jade: Tits enough for us!

Last week we asked, “Have you ever secretly photographed a busty girl in public?” Surprisingly, 50% of you have, and 32% of you would have but you were afraid of getting arrested. Actually, I don’t think you’d get arrested, but you might get punched out by her boyfriend. The rest, just 18%, said no. Pussies. 🙂

Okay, the 50% of you who have secretly photographed a busty girl in public…you must have a story to tell. How did it happen? When and where did it happen? Did she catch you? Do you still have the photos? Do you do this sort of thing often?

I need to know.–Dave

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How come there are no hooters at Hooters?

August 24, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts
If Merilyn Sakova waitressed at Hooters, I might think about going back there.

If Merilyn Sakova waitressed at Hooters, I might think about going back there.

I was in Vegas this past weekend and decided to check out the Hooters Hotel, knowing it was probably a mistake. So I walked in, and 15 minutes later, I walked out because, just as I suspected, there were no big-hootered girls serving drinks or dealing cards at Hooters Hotel, which should never, ever be confused with Hooter Hotel (the DVD starring Karina Hart, Mandy Pearl, Kristy Klenot, Melissa Mandlikova, Katarina and Dominno).

If a restaurant is going to serve crappy wings, they could at least have built waitresses like Danielle Derek serving drinks.

If a restaurant is going to serve crappy wings, they could at least have built waitresses like Danielle Derek serving them.

Years ago, Hooters defended itself from the feminazis by arguing (tongue in cheek, I assume) that the restaurant’s name referred to the owl in its logo, not the hooters on its waitresses’ chests. Everyone had a good laugh, and life went on. But here’s the deal: They weren’t being dishonest! On the average day, you’re not gonna find many waitresses with big tits working at Hooters. This restaurant, and now the hotel, never ceases to be a disappointment for big-tit lovers.

I mean, really, have you ever seen a SCORE-built girl waitressing at Hooters? Angela White used to say she wanted to work at Hooters. Well, they wouldn’t hire her. Her tits are too big.

So next time you’re in Vegas, go to Hooters Hotel for the $3 blackjack, but don’t expect the dealer to have a rack. Of tits, I mean. Chips she’ll probably have. Yours.

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Polls results and a fresh poll question

August 23, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
No man could hold his load with Cindy Cupps tit-fucking him.

No man could hold his load with Cindy Cupps tit-fucking him.

Crystal Gunns first and last titty-fucking scene.
Crystal Gunns’ first and last titty-fucking scene.

Our third poll is completed and the results are in. The question was, “What is your favorite type of sex to have with a busty girl?” 254 of you voted and we thank you for that. The winner by a slim margin was tit-fucking with 28% followed by anything (26%), then pussy (24%), ass (12%) (Yeah, it’s the most high maintenance.) and mouth (10%).

We were kinda surprised by the high percentage of guys who are not picky about their favorite body part. We guessed that fucking a girl’s tits would win out. Anyway, upping the amount of tit-fucking on SCORELAND is probably a good idea in light of this info.

For our new poll, we’re asking if you’ve ever sneaked a photo of a busty girl who caught your eye in public. We don’t mean peeping in someone’s window or hiding a camera in a ladies locker room. We mean just grabbing a shot in the street or at some public area. The widespread number of cell phone cameras not to mention those fancy spy cameras shaped like common objects have really sparked a trend.

Busty girls don't sneak pics of guys.

Busty girls don't sneak pics of guys.

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Renee Ross sucks. And we mean that it in a good way.

August 21, 2009 by Dave 5 Comments

The other day, Elliot James asked me, “Can Renee Ross suck on her own nipples?” Hey, Elliot, what do I look like, an authority on Renee Ross?

Believe me, I’m working on it.

So when Renee was in the studio this morning, I asked her if she could suck on her 16-pound J-cups. I didn’t actually say to her, “Renee, can you suck on your 16-pound J-cups?” What I said was, “Renee, can you suck on your own tits?

No further introduction to this video is needed. Watch it.

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Aren’t we supposed to stare at cleavage?

August 15, 2009 by Dave 4 Comments
Be a gentlemen. Stare at Alexis Silver's tits.

Be a gentlemen. Stare at Alexis Silver's chest.

So I’m at lunch the other day, the usual burger joint, and on the way back to my car, I spotted a short, voluptuous, super-stacked babe (think Brandy Talore) wearing a tight, low-cut shirt. Acres of tanned cleavage and a great shelving effect (she had an employee I.D. tag around her neck, and that lucky thing was sitting on top of her rack; it was the definition of top shelf). I couldn’t help but stare. She shot me a look that said, “Stop staring, you pervert.”

Doesn’t this happen a little too often? Hasn’t it happened to you, say, a million times?

It’s not like I said “Nice tits” or tried to cop a feel. I was just staring at what, in my mind, was asking to be stared at. I mean, why did she put on that shirt if she didn’t want her tits to be looked at?

I once asked Alexis Silver about this, and she said, “If I wear a low-cut top, it’s because I want people to pay attention to my tits. Any girl who wears a low-cut top for any other reason than to show them off is full of shit.”

Thank you, Alexis.

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Latina lovelies…Oh, yeah!

August 13, 2009 by Maria 5 Comments
Cynthia Romero: Is mucho caliente!

Cynthia Romero is mucho caliente!

Luma: One spicy senorita!

Luma: One spicy senorita!

Oh, how I love boobs in all their wonderful shapes and all their wonderful sizes. It’s great to come to work and talk tits all day long with my fellow boob hounds. And more often than not, they will ask me what my favorite flavor of boob flesh is. It is hard to choose because I hold a special place in my heart for creamy, white tits with pink, perky nips as well as round mocha mams with chocolate dugs. But at the end of the day, I am going to have to give it up to the caramel cuties that make me cream. Oh, yes…full, tan, ripe Latina breasts are my favorite flavor. I think it has to do with my Latin upbringing and the fact that I have been surrounded by chesty chicas my whole life. In fact, I can remember the first time I saw a huge pair of Latina tits, up close and personal. I was a young girl and had been sent to buy some dresses with my nanny Jessica, who was in her 20s at the time.

Stacked mamacita, Sharday, is one of my all-time Latina faves!

Stacked mamacita Sharday is one of my all-time Latina faves!

She took me to the dressing room armed with an arsenal of dresses for the both of us to try on. We stepped into the tiny dressing room, and that’s when she stripped off her shorts and top. Lo and behold, she was braless, and her perfectly shaped, caramel DDs were swinging around in my face. I think she caught me looking at her tatas because she kind of stuck her chest out proudly and told me, “Don’t worry, mija, you will have a pair like these soon, and then you will have to buy big bras like I do.” If I close my eyes now, I can still imagine those orbs swinging around as she tried on dresses.

Paola Rios is one chesty chica I'd like to motorboat.

Paola Rios is one chesty chica I'd like to motorboat.

Yurizan has great Latina tits.

Yurizan has great Latina tits.

Oh, Jessica…your tits were so fine!

So today, I figured I would post some of my favorite Latina ladies from SCORELAND because, let’s face it, looking at pretty mamacitas and their ripe racks ain’t that terrible a way to spend the day.

Do any of you share my love of Latina ladies with big tits?

-Maria

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“My, madam, what lovely tits you have!”

August 13, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts

In today’s clip, Brandy Talore shows what happens when you fail to show her respect. Yes, you can watch Brandy’s pretty face getting painted with cum and jack while her nice, shaved hole is being drilled hard, but you can’t walk up to her in public and say, “Hey, Brandy, nice rack.” Something doesn’t seem right about this. I mean, if you saw Tiger Woods out in public, you could walk up to him and say, “Tiger, I really admire your swing.” But you can’t go up to Brandy and say, “Nice rack”? Go figure.

Anyway, I’m just wondering: Would you ever walk up to a woman you didn’t know and say to her, “Nice tits” or “Nice rack”? If you have, how did she react? And if you haven’t, how would you expect her to react?

This reminds me of the time I was walking down the Strip in Las Vegas and saw a guy (he was probably 20 or so) grab a girl’s ass as he passed her. He kept walking, she looked over her shoulder, and that was it! I couldn’t believe it. If I did something like that, I’d expect the ass-grabbing police to be on me in a flash. But I wouldn’t do that. Would you?

If a girl walked up to me in public and said, “Nice cock,” I’d probably propose to her on the spot.

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What’s your favorite way to fuck?

August 12, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts
The perfect combination: Christy Marks catches your cock in her mouth while you tit-fuck her.

The perfect combination: Christy Marks catches your cock in her mouth while you tit-fuck her.

I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised by the results of the past week’s blog poll. We asked, “What is your favorite type of scene in a big-tit XXX movie?” Tit-fuck won with 27%, followed by pussy fuck at 24%, blow job at 21% and ass fuck at a surprisingly low 18%. “I don’t give a fuck” came in at 10%. Afterall, the Tits & Tugs DVD tit-fucking series has been a big seller, and let’s face it, I’m the guy who always claims that as far as a boob lover is concerned, when a busty babe shows a lot of cleavage in public, that’s even better than if she was showing her pussy (of course, the former is legal, the latter is illegal).

I’m going to make a guess, although I could be wrong, that for most of you, the perfect combination is tit-fuck with a chick’s mouth at the receiving end of the thrusts. The blow job/tit-fuck combination would probably beat any other combination (for example, blow job/pussy fuck) by a wide margin.

This week’s poll changes you from viewer to participant, and I think we can agree that there’s often a difference between what we like to see and what we like to do. I’m a big fan of watching a girl getting fucked in the ass. I’m not a big fan of actual ass-fucking.

So here you go, guys. The busty babe of your dreams is in your bedroom, naked, ready for action…but you can only do one thing. What would you do?

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