Boobs have been in the news quite a bit these days, and the news isn’t always good. It’s enough to make you ask, “What’s wrong with these people?”
NEWS ITEM #1: Kelly Osbourne (Ozzy’s daughter) wants a boob reduction before she gets married next year. “It’s no secret that I hate my boobs,” she said. “I want a size in between a B and C-cup that you don’t need to wear a bra.”
COMMENT: I never realized that Kelly Osbourne has big tits. When I read her saying, “I hate my boobs,” I just assumed she wanted bigger ones.
NEWS ITEM #2: One of the house guests on the U.S. version of the TV show Big Brother thinks she got voted off because she has big boobs. She said, “It’s not my fault I have huge boobs.”
Why is Annina on Germany's version of the reality TV show Big Brother?
This is why Annina's on Big Brother. Her tits. I don't think they show pussy on German reality shows.
COMMENT: Actually, judging from pictures, it does seem to be her fault that she has huge boobs. But I take issue with the word “fault,” which implies that somebody did something wrong. Getting or having big boobs means never having to say you’re sorry. SCORE model Annina is on Germany’s version of Big Brother because she has huge boobs, and she never has to apologize to anyone!
Angela White's sexy titties in the city of Sydney.
NEWS ITEM #3: Katie Price, aka Jordan, the UK starlet/bimbo, wanted a role on the sequel to Sex And The City but didn’t get one because of her chest. An insider said, “She may have the big boobs, but they don’t look natural.”
COMMENT: Yeah, nice move, Sex And The City directors. Keep the four dikey looking chicks with no tits. Get rid of a babe who might slut things up the right way and show some cleavage. And if it’s really a natural vs. augmented issue, then find a girl with big, natural tits. Like…hey, Angela White!
Sometimes the world doesn’t make sense. At least I have SCORELAND for some needed perspective.
My name is Alexandra (better known as Allie around the office). I’m the editor of 18eighteen and XL Girls, two completely different magazines. On the average day, I go back and forth between looking at itty-bitty titties on tiny teenage girls and mammoth-sized mams on curvy women. I appreciate both of them, but today, I’m here to talk about huge, juicy boobs.
Recently, a big-titted friend of mine told me that she wanted to get a breast reduction. When she told me she wore a DDD-cup bra, I scoffed and said that wasn’t even that big. You see, there was a point in time where I thought a C-cup was big. Aside from really nurturing my inner pervert, working at SCORELAND changed my opinion about boobs. Fuck a C-cup. Give me F, G, H! I can honestly say I didn’t know what big was until I perused my first issue of SCORE. (And if you’re curious, I LOVE Sharday.)
In fact, in my life before SCORELAND, I never really thought about boobs at all. But now I’m obsessed with them, especially huge naturals. When I’m sitting at my desk writing copy for XL Girls and looking at a rack that could double as a bookshelf, I can’t help but wonder what it’s like to squeeze and knead and juggle such large breasts. How heavy are they? Are they squishy or firm? Would they make good pillows? Could they knock me out with a single blow?
I was determined to find answers to some of my questions. And opportunity knocked when Renee Ross arrived for a shoot at our studio recently. Walking into the fitting room, I felt dwarfed by her guns. First of all, those puppies are HEAVY. She put them on my head, and while they worked very well as a warming hat (I swear my head got cold when she took them off), I think my neck got a workout from supporting that load. Judging by their size and weight, a single shimmy to my face would probably put me in a coma. And finally, while standing behind me, she placed her hooters around either side of my head, and I discovered a new use for big boobs: ear muffs.
That experience sealed the deal. I’m officially a boobaholic.
1. It’s of Morgan Leigh, one of my favorite SCORE Girls.
2. Her tits are incredibly pointy. They look like they can poke your eye out.
3. She’s got a finger tucked inside herself in such a way that not only obscures none of her pussy (which often happens in dildo and fingering shots) but actually allows us to see more of the inside of her pussy.
You know, we can rank SCORE Girls by beauty, breast size, breast shape…all sorts of ways. But here’s a category for you: SCORE Girls Who Are Best At Displaying Their Fuck Holes. For my money, Morgan is No. 1.
Is Carmen Hayes a slut because she has a tattoo on her tit? No, she has a tattoo on her tit because she's a slut.
Candy Connelly: Sexy tattooed babe of the ’90s.
So I’m at lunch yesterday, and on my way out, I notice this girl (probably 25 or so) sitting in a booth, talking to her friend. She’s built and wearing a scoop-necked top that shows a reasonable amount of natural cleavage. And, right there on her left breast, clear as day, is a tattoo.
If Goldie looks down, she can see her tattoo and a cock.
Comment 1: Any chick who has a tattoo on her tit is screaming, “Please look at my tits!” She put it there to draw attention to her rack. Now, this babe, if asked, might feed you some bullshit about the tattoo having special meaning or liking its design, but the fact is she could’ve put it anywhere, and she put it on her tits. It’s a tittoo.
Jamaica''s tits and tat are making me crazy!
Comment 2: Going through the SCORELAND Model Directory, I didn’t find a lot of babes with tattoos on their tits. Why? Because if a girl puts a tattoo on her tits, she might as well walk around saying, “I am a slut.” And although that’s an admirable quality, most girls don’t have the courage to say it.
The trick, of course, is to find one that does. For fucking purposes only, of course.
FOX rolled out its new reality dating show. It’s called More To Love, and it’s about a guy who tries to find love with 20 plus-sized girls. So I tune in, figuring, “Big girls, big tits,” right?
In what might go down as the worst casting in the history of reality TV, the producers managed to find 20 big girls of which only one has big tits. And you’d better believe she was touting her advantage in a tight, low-cut dress, puppies bouncing all over the place. But the rest? Yipes!
At one point, some chick was going on and on about how she’d never had a date, and I’m screaming at the TV, “Honey, you weigh 300 pounds and only two of it’s tit!” I mean, take your pick: big tits, big ass, or pretty face. A girl’s gotta give your mind something to negotiate with your cock.
COCK: She’s a big girl.
MIND: But she’s very nice.
COCK: She’s a big girl.
MIND: She’s very nice, and she has big tits.
That’s how it works in real life.
Obviously, the people who cast More To Love didn’t know what they were doing. They should’ve come to us. Here are five big girls for starters. They have more to love in all the right places.
Hey, tit-lovers! Yesterday was another exciting day for me at the office because I got to hang out with newcomer Scarlett Rogue, a buxom, blonde hottie from Buffalo, New York. I got to follow her around all day with our videographer, Jose, and I even scored a video interview with her while she was doing her first XXX scene EVER!!!! (I know…my job is tough. How do I ever get through the day, having to hang out with a bombshell with 38E guns? lol) Scarlet loves sports. We talked football, rugby (yes, she plays rugby!) and boxing. She even gave me a demo of her boxing prowess, and it didn’t hurt that her tits were practically popping out of her top at the time. Trust me when I say that if you ever have to get your ass kicked by a chick, make sure she has big tits! Who wouldn’t want to get a stacked smack-down? But you don’t have to imagine what Scarlett looks like when she is topless and throwing punches because I had Lester, our video editor, edit a video of Scarlett showing you her jab and her jugs! Check it out below!
PS: BONUS! At the beginning of the video you see Renee Ross, one of our new exclusive V-Mag girls! What can I say? It’s SCORELAND…this place is crawling with big-titted chicks!
PPS: It was Scarlett’s birthday yesterday! This cutie turned 20! Happy Birthday, Scarlett!
Persia Monir, who Dave blogged about on July 20, is visiting the SCORE studio next week. We both think she’s one of the hottest big-boobed MILFs we’ve ever seen. Fifty must be the new 35. MILFs seem to be hot even in the mainstream. I could definitely picture a reality TV show about Persia. By total coincidence, a hardcore photo set and video of Persia is running this weekend on SCORELAND.
In the prime time and lovin' every minute.
Dave and I go to a local burger joint for lunch on Wednesdays. We spend half our time looking at our food and the other half checking out the often impressive parade of hotly dressed MILFs walking around. They must either work in the area or just live nearby, and they apparently like the place. Tight, low-cut tops, tight jeans or skirts, high heels…it’s like a fashion show. Of course, if they’re with an Incredible Hulk, we avoid staring too long. This place is self-service, so everyone walks back and forth for whatever they need, and that’s the beauty of it. I daydreamed about seeing Persia walk in one day, but she doesn’t live anywhere near the place, so it’s unlikely she would ever have lunch here. But I have seen birds of her feather.
I’ll keep eating there. Maybe we’ll find another busty MILF like Persia who’s ready to model. But that won’t be easy. Persia is definitely up there in the MILF boob chain.
A busty babe is giving you a lap dance, and let’s face it: You really don’t care about whether she’s getting off. All you care about is that you get off. At least that’s how I look at it, selfish prick. Hey, it’s my 20 bucks.
Your mission: Get Stephanie off without taking off your pants.
But the other morning, I’m sitting around the studio, talking with EE-cup newcomer Stephanie Stalls (boobs slipping out of her robe over and over again as we speak, by the way). She’s a feature dancer, and I say to her, “Stephanie, out of every 100 guys you give a lap dance to, how many turn you on?”
“Twenty,” she says.
I’m shocked. “Twenty out of a hundred? Really? That many?”
And she smiled and said. “Are you kidding? I’m grinding my crotch against a guy who turns me on? Yeah, I get off from 20 out of a hundred.”
Wait a second…did she say “get off”? Not just wet pussy? Or a tingling? An actual orgasm?
“Actual orgasm,” she said, smiling again at my disbelief. “Sure. Why not?”
So I looked at her and said, “Stephanie, if I knew that I actually gave a dancer an orgasm during a lap dance without even pulling it out of my pants, I’d be the happiest guy in the world.”
Twenty percent. Amazing.
Think you’ve ever done it? Think about that while checking out this video from the DVD Private Stuffers 2 of lap dancer (and SCORE Girl) Crystal Gunns fucking a guy’s legs with her tits. And look for Stephanie’s debut, coming soon at SCORELAND.
So I’m watching the bonus footage from the new XXX feature movie Mamazon, and suddenly my cock is standing at attention because Rachel Love, a hot little blonde with big, natural tits hanging out, is smoking a cigarette while being interviewed. So the next thing I do is run back to the video editing room and ask, “Do we have any more footage of that?” Turns out that we did, and one of the video editors whipped up the following clip. Now, we can get into a very long discussion about the smoking fetish, and I invite you to share your thoughts. Me? I’m anti-smoking but pro-hot-chick-smoking-so-I-can-jack-to-it. And when it comes to smoking, everyone has an opinion. You probably have one already. But can I ask you to do one thing while watching this clip? Listen to your cock.