So I’m watching the bonus footage from the new XXX feature movie Mamazon, and suddenly my cock is standing at attention because Rachel Love, a hot little blonde with big, natural tits hanging out, is smoking a cigarette while being interviewed. So the next thing I do is run back to the video editing room and ask, “Do we have any more footage of that?” Turns out that we did, and one of the video editors whipped up the following clip. Now, we can get into a very long discussion about the smoking fetish, and I invite you to share your thoughts. Me? I’m anti-smoking but pro-hot-chick-smoking-so-I-can-jack-to-it. And when it comes to smoking, everyone has an opinion. You probably have one already. But can I ask you to do one thing while watching this clip? Listen to your cock.
Categories for Boob Watch
There’s been a lot going on at SCORELAND this summer. So many fantastic girls. In June, our staff returned from Prague with the fresh faces and boobs of Sophie Mae (a blonde natural with pillowy boobs and wide areolae), Alexa (a classic slim-n-stacked SCORE Girl) and Jane (who loves to eat cock). Then, a full month of stunning Eva Notty, who was a Naughty Neighbors model five years ago and is now a SCORE Girl.
We saw uber-busty German sex star Annina taking on the monster tool of Shane Diesel. Super-horny Angel Gee’s first hardcore. Black ‘n’ stacked (and that’s an understatement) newcomer Mianna Thomas destroying a top. If August is as much fun as July and June, I won’t be getting much sleep again.
There have been other major events. Karina Hart won SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year. Christy Marks won SCORE and Voluptuous Model of the Year. We kinda knew that they’d win. Some guys have written in saying that we could be influencing the voting with our praises in the editorial text (called “cheesecake” in the publishing biz). But those two would have swept the voting even if they had just worn potato sacks all year. Destiny, fate, kismet, whatever it’s called, some events are meant to happen. They’re sweet girls and they deserved it.
New editors get lots of perks…and perky tits to boot! Being an editor at SCORE, there’s never a dull moment. There’s always something happening, and it’s usually pretty great.
For example: I am the newly appointed editor of Voluptuous magazine. That in and of itself is awesome. But on my first day on the job, what should happen? Well, there’s a new girl in the studio, and her tits are phenomenal! I am talking about the kind of tits that make you drool a little, they’re that big and ripe. Her name is Renee Ross, and she has these jugs that just keep going and going. One nice thing about being a chick and getting to hang around all these SCORE and Voluptuous sweeties and their hooters is that the girls never mind if I cop a feel. In fact, they encourage it. It’s a girl thing, I guess. It usually happens when I ask them how big their tits are. They smile and say, “Want to feel them?” (I can’t lie, my job is awesome!) And Renee offered her boobs up to my hand inspection ASAP. So not only did I get to squeeze these melons, but I also pilfered a shot of her rack to share on the blog with you guys. (I might get in trouble for this, but if you were sitting on a pic of these tits, you’d post it, too!) Look out for Renee, and if I can get my hands on more pics, I’ll post them!
P.S.: I managed to convince Dave, who is now my accomplice in leaking Renee’s tits to you, to get me a video of Renee so I could post it on the blog.You’ll thank me for this one! Watch how Renee gets into her shirts…you have to see it to understand why it’s so awesome.
So I’m at lunch today, and I see this Latina chick, 30something and stacked, wearing tight jeans, fuck-me pumps and a hideous tube top. She has that “grinding my pussy against your cock” way of walking that makes my balls ache. At first I think she’s braless, but then I look closer. She’s wearing a bra, but one of those bras with clear, plastic bra straps. I don’t think bras come that way. I think they’re an add-on.
Comment 1: Tube tops suck. They flatten tits and should be burned. This chick probably went out that morning thinking she was flaunting her tits, but she wasn’t. Yeah, there was cleavage, but not as much as there would have been had she worn a top with straps.
Comment 2: Clear plastic bra straps suck. They look cold, rigid. Regular bra straps look soft, warm, cuddly. Is there anyone out there (men and lezzies only) who likes clear, plastic bra straps?
Or am I just thinking about this a little too much?