Categories for Letters and Comments
August 3, 2013 by Elliot James
Jasmine Jones is a hot Texas housewife with big tits and a fetish for cum-play. (“I like it all over my face, dripping from my mouth and just all over me,” says Jasmine.)
She is not a dancer or a nudist. She is a swinger and has a cam at home. (“I’ve been a swinger for about five years.”) She watches a lot of porn and loves it. One thing led to another so…
Jasmine says her boobs are a 38DDD. She loves having them sucked and fucked and is not deprived in that department.
Jasmine began at XLGirls.com last October and decided to try her first anal scene, now showing this weekend. I asked her about her first boom-boom in the bum-bum. This is an excerpt from our Q&A.
XL: Do you practice anal sex on a regular basis at home?
Jasmine: No, I have only done it a few times at home
XL: On a pleasure scale, how do you rate anal sex compared to pussy sex?
Jasmine: I like it especially when I like to get a bit rough. Pussy sex is always going to be the best, but anal ranks pretty high!
XL: How do you prepare your ass for anal sex? Do you use butt plugs?
Jasmine: I don’t use anything to prepare. As far as stretching goes, I want him to stretch me open on his own.
XL: Do you have any advice or recommendations for those who haven’t done anal but are interested in trying it one day on-camera?
Jasmine: Yes, relax and have a good time. Start off slow and before you know it, you will be screaming with pleasure.
Jasmine says the most-fun job she ever had was being an activity director at an assisted living community. Think about that for a few minutes.
Jasmine Jones's jugs jiggle with joy.
July 28, 2013 by Elliot James
Rachel Rocketts in her SCORE days, 1996.
The five-time SCORE magazine and Boob Cruise ’98 model and exotic dancer from Dearborn, Michigan (October ’95; October ’96 with Candy Cantaloupes; November ’98 and other editions) has been totally off the radar for over a decade. The last time I talked to Miss Rocketts was in 1999. All I knew was that she was occasionally dancing at a club called La Chambre in Detroit, Michigan,
Then, last week, I got an email from a friend and longtime SCORE reader.
Rachel on Green Cay Island, Boob Cruise '98.
“Hey, Elliot. Interesting thing recently. I spent a weekend in Detroit and, lo and behold, across the street from my hotel was a strip club. I naturally had to stop in and check it out. While I was there, I got dances from Rachel Rocketts, of all people. She was a house dancer, not an advertised feature. She told me she had been in SCORE and done the Boob Cruise. It was a place called Bouzouki in downtown Detroit a few blocks from Ford Field and Comerica Park.
“I walked in and she immediately caught my eye. I asked her for dances and she introduced herself as Rachel Rocketts, which sounded familiar but I wasn’t sure. I named off several big-boob entertainers I’ve met and she knew several of them. She did great dances. Boobs looked pretty much the same. She had blonde highlights. Very pretty woman. If I would have been with her much longer, I probably would have cum in my pants. She said she worked there on weekends of Tigers games. If I get a chance, I’ll go back to Detroit to see Rachel.”
So things aren’t that bad in Detroit, after all, despite the bankruptcy.
And now we know the answer to the title of this Blog.
Rachel on deck during Boob Cruise '98.
July 13, 2013 by Elliot James
With the comment boards on our websites and on the SCORELAND Blog, you can send your thoughts about a set, a video or a model immediately. And that’s great except many of the comments are one or two sentences. Rarely do I see anything longer than a paragraph. It’s just the nature of the electronic times we live in. Communication today is in short bursts. Texts, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr and all the rest are the norm. If we ever got a letter handwritten in cursive, I’d fall out of my chair.
Before the alleged miracle of the Web and home computers and instantly transmitting our feedback, there were the old-school letters columns. “Scorecard” began in the premiere issue of SCORE (June ’92) and has been part of the magazine every month, with rare exceptions. Intended as a reader forum, “Scorecard” is a place where comments, suggestions, criticisms, ideas, requests and questions have always been welcomed.
Here are some memorable ‘Scorecard” letters. Email “Scorecard” at Score@ScoreGroup.com or write SCORE, 1629 NW 84th Ave, Miami, FL 33126 USA.
D-Cup Dating
“Scorecard” #209, Letter #1
I was looking at your models and started wishing I could meet them or someone like them (as many readers do). And I was thinking you guys should come up with a dating service for guys (or gals) looking to date busty women. It is hard for me to date because I am busy with school and other things and it is hard for me to find the right person, not to mention hoping she is busty. I gave up my job and place to go back to school and pursue an M.D. degree and had to move back in with my parents and brother. This also makes it hard to date since almost all women are looking for guys that already have a good job and their own place. Anyways, it just seems that you find genuinely nice women who are not materialistic, besides being gorgeous and busty. So, I just had an idea and thought I would write it in.
Thanks for the suggestion. We can sure relate to your goals, but it’s not what we do. (We also don’t believe in auctioning dates with models to the highest bidder.) Anyway, as soon as you become a doctor, girls will be all over you.
If you're dating a busty beauty, make every day exciting and special.
Grocery Store Boobologist
“Scorecard” #487, Letter #5
The other day while grocery shopping, I encountered a girl who is my kind of people, so to speak. She was slim and rather pretty, although at first I hardly noticed that. And she was dressed rather conservatively except that the neckline of her blouse was cut about as low as it could be, legally speaking, to showcase a rack that was huge, quivering and even vascular to some extent. I mean with a blue vein or two showing on the creamy nakedness. Right on the verge of being gross, you know what I mean? This vascularity thing interests me as I have not really seen it too often on tits. I think I would notice it if it were there. Minka has it, for instance, although not real prominently. But with Minka, I figure it is only logical that such massive implants would increase the blood supply of the supporting structures. The grocery store lady, on the other hand, had tits so perfect, both as to size and quiver, that I figured they had to be naturals. My fantasy is that she got them that way and maintains them that way by simply milking them a lot or by having it done. Seems like that would be a better way to go than implants, and with the added advantage that the hormone changes, etc., might make for a lushified pussy, too.–C.H.
Renee Ross explains the veiny boob thing.
The Complete Guide to Lap Dancing
“Scorecard” #427, Letter #1
Dave Rosenbaum and Elliot James’ article on lap dancing, “The Complete Guide To Lap Dancing” [October ’08 SCORE and archived at SCORELAND], was a hoot. I’m sure much of it was true, but I’ve found that strip clubs in North Carolina are dull compared to the clubs in Florida. The part of the article that interested me was the so-called SCORE/Voluptuous model with body odor. I love the natural odor of a woman during sex. Call me a freak and a pervert, but I get off on the smell of women. My girlfriend plays golf, and after 18 holes, she’s hot and sweaty. The first time we had sex was after her three-hour-plus round with her girlfriends. She wanted to shower first, but I was too horny. She worried about her smell. I told her I was turned on by her smell. We fucked all over the apartment for about 45 minutes. I enjoyed every whiff of her body. She knows I’m a freak and loves that I want to smell her pussy and asshole when I’m giving head. So if a girl has a little stink, go for it and enjoy!–B.H.
Carmen Hayes always seems to draw a crowd.
“Scorecard” #504, Letter #5
Give The Photographers Credit
I have a suggestion that actually comes from my cousin who is as thrilled with SCORE as I am. He is a professional photographer and he says that one of the reasons for SCORE‘s excellence, in addition to great models of course, is the quality of the photography. In many XXX spreads, the male model blocks the view of the girl, and it’s really the girls that men want. SCORE‘s photographers are better than most in getting the right angles and viewpoints. I am not a photographer myself, but after my cousin pointed out the obvious to me, I can appreciate the difference. My cousin likes to be recognized for his work and says that the photographers’ layouts are rarely given enough credit for their work. SCORE‘s professional camera artists are among the most highly skilled in the business. My cousin suggests, and I’m passing on the suggestion, that you give the photographer credit by name at the beginning of each girl’s layout.–R.N.
We appreciate your, and your cousin’s, interest in the photographers. These neglected men have a new pussy and a new pair of tits a foot away from their faces every day. Can you imagine telling girls you never met before, and may never see again, to spread their pussies and suck on their nipples, and the girls do it? The photographers wake up in the morning and that’s what they have to look forward to at the office. Sad. They’re so unhappy they don’t care about getting any credit. Depression hurts.
Hard at work. Because this kind of work gets them hard.
June 6, 2013 by Elliot James
A place of honor for Minka's bra.
Minka’s bras move in mysterious ways.
Veteran SCORE Man D.R. was announced as the winner of Minka’s most-recent signed bra giveaway (November ’12 SCORE).
“Holy shit!” D.R. wrote when I contacted him. “Minka has been my favorite model for a long time and I think I have all her videos and SCORE mags. As a founding member of SCORE, please keep looking for another Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I will send you a pic of Minka’s bra and me when I figure out how to display it in my man-cave. I am so happy. Merry Christmas to me!”
Well, D.R. kept his promise and sent us this photo with Minka’s mounted bra behind him. Man, does he look content. “I have mounted it to my Dale Earnhardt Jr. race tire in my man cave,” D.R. told us. “I love it. Thanks, Minka and SCORE.”
Thank you for the photo, D.R. Nice to see that a place of honor has been created for that amazing colossal hooter holster. October ’13 will mark Minka’s 19th year as a SCORE Girl. She debuted as a covergirl in the October ’94 issue.
I mentioned that Minka’s bras move in mysterious ways. Here’s why.
A box showed up recently with a letter. Inside the box was an authentic Minka 44KK bra in pristine condition, signed and dated 9/19/08 from our April ’09 giveaway. This was the first bra return in over six years of bra contests. Also in the box was a mint copy of the November ’07 SCORE signed by Christy Marks from another contest. (That issue was Christy’s first magazine appearance.) The letter explained what was going on.
“To Elliot James: My new bride doesn’t want me to have these hanging around so I’m returning them to you at SCORE. An autographed copy from Christy and Minka’s autographed boulder holder. Yes, I was a double winner. Please find a new home for them.”
This is not as critical as finding a basket with two puppies on your doorstep, but we still need to find a new place of honor for these two prime articles of SCORE magazine history. So we’re re-running the contests in one shot in the October ’13 issue, on-sale July 9.
This is the first time Minka’s bra has been dumped for another woman. (And congrats to our reader on his marriage.)
That's one huge bra Minka wears. It's a 44KK.
June 4, 2013 by Dave
Jane's tits are like buttah.
Last week, Elliot let all of you good people know that Sensual Jane was back at SCORELAND. Fucking at SCORELAND, no less. The scene is called “Mad Sex Skills.”
This scene caught the eye (and whatever else) of SCORELAND member Jack from Chicago. Jack writes, “Her recent clip on SCORELAND was simply off the charts…The SCORE Group has produced the hottest Sensual Jane scene of all I’ve seen.”
Jack also writes, “I have seen Sensual Jane in other clips wearing a Star of David necklace, so the fact that she is a beautiful and sexy Jewish babe simply adds to her exotic allure.”
And then he writes, “In his biography of Barbra Streisand, Barbra: The Way She Is, by Christopher Andersen, the author describes Barbra Streisand as a super-hot sexual animal who bedded-down the following men: Prince Charles, Warren Beatty, Ryan O’Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson, Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, Liam Neeson and Peter Jennings. Anderson also alleges Streisand, 63, was banned from the White House during Bill Clinton’s presidency by his wife, Hillary, after the First Lady discovered the actress had stayed overnight while she was away. According to the author, Streisand would invite these men to her home for the weekend where she would drain their balls of semen. She knew every trick to push their hot buttons, including incredible dirty talk to get them hard and get them to keep fucking her over and over. I guess Barbra Streisand was one of the hottest Jewish sexual ladies of all time.”
I have no further comment about this. I’m presenting what Jack wrote simply because I find it entertaining. I never expected to see “Sensual Jane” and “Barbra Streisand” mentioned in the same letter, but there they are.
June 1, 2013 by Dave
Things worked out very well for Annie Swanson's boyfriend when she found his stash of SCORE and V-mag. She didn't mind. In fact, she became a SCORE Girl! And she fucked him on-camera!
The other day, I received a letter from regular contributor T.N. I edited it down a bit, but the basic idea is, when do you show your girl your collection of big-tit mags? For some of us, the answer is, “Never,” but T.N. thinks we should re-consider that position. I don’t know. I once went on a first date with a girl who I thought wouldn’t have had a problem with it. She was dressed completely slutty, big boobs pouring out. When I told her I was an editor of men’s magazines, I expected her to say, “Can I be in it?” Instead, she walked out on me. So go figure.
Anyway, T.N. writes: “We all have to make tough decisions in life and one of mine has become, when do you introduce SCORE into your girl’s life? Prior to becoming a SCORE fanatic, I used to read Playboy and I had one of my first girlfriends stumble upon my collection one day and ask me, “Why do need these anymore when you have me?” Truth was I liked to look at the pretty pictures and take care of myself, but that was tough to tell her. So I told her I threw them out and then stashed them where she would never find them. Turns out she was a bit of a prude.
“But soon thereafter my tastes became sophisticated and I became a SCORE maven. Now it’s a whole new ball game when you’re talking about SCORE. First things first, never, and I mean NEVER, let a small-breasted girlfriend find your stash of SCORE. Put those babies where she’ll never find them and just appreciate her for herself and her small boobs.
“But when you do land a big-titted girlfriend, things change for the better. First off, you’ve got a big-titted girlfriend! Second, if you’re confident in your relationship, you can show her your issues of SCORE. I did so with one girl who had a set of savage knockers. I showed her the magazine and some of the letters I had written to ‘Scorecard,’ and after she read some of my letters, she got quiet for a while and then said, ‘l really like this, let’s make a letter!’ Who was I to say no, and although she is long gone, we made a letter together that got published in ‘Scorecard.’
“I’d like to write more but as I’m writing this my current girlfriend (38DDs) has just settled in between my legs for what looks to be either a blow job or a titty fuck. (She said that she gets turned on by my writing.) So I’m going to have to concentrate on that right now. But I think all readers who get their letters/stories published in SCORE should introduce their big-breasted girlfriends to SCORE. It’s worked well for me.”
April 29, 2013 by Elliot James
The white shorts of Valory Irene.
S.B. writes “Scorecard” (score@scoregroup.com) and has several observations to relay to his fellow SCORE Men. (I wonder if he works as a surveillance officer in a casino. This is detailed stuff here.)
“Last night in a Waffle House, a stunning blonde came in. She had a perfect figure topped off by blonde bangs. The doll had on a sweet pair of white shorts that showed off her lovely legs delightfully. When she sat down, a great deal of her darling thighs went on display. This showed more than we might see if she had a dress on. Her ankles and feet were attractive in a cute pair of sandals. When she went to the restroom, I won’t say how my dirty mind was thrilled by the idea of the babe taking her shorts off in the same building I was in. Or how sad I was that she later pulled her shorts back up. Her hubby has no idea how lucky he is to sleep with a doll with all these assets.
Karla James wears the kind of pants S.B. wants to see.
“So, No. 1: White shorts will do wonders for any girl’s legs in SCORE, especially with the big tits higher up.
“No. 2: Another popular item for girls is called ‘Capris’ up north. These are pants that extend to about a foot above her feet. They are between full-length pants and shorts. The result is sexy. It seems most Capris are worn snugly in the ass. Seeing a doll’s ass bounce around inside Capris is as much fun as following them while they’re wearing jeans. It some ways, it is more sexy since their legs are visible. And I almost forgot: Sometimes if you are lucky, you can see the outline of her panties inside her Capris. And you know what is inside her panties.”
I couldn’t find much in the way of SCORE Girls wearing S.B.’s Capri pants except for this Karla James photo set. I like the white shorts idea better than the pants idea since there’s a lot more leg to see. The tighter it is, the better to see camel toe. Of course, this kind of letter also gets replies from the guys who don’t give a damn about clothing, sexy or not, and just want skin as fast as possible.
Clothing aside, this business of thinking about a fox he saw going into a restaurant ladies’ room and imagining her dropping her shorts and panties in a stall is the work of a dirty mind at its finest. S.B. has the mind of a first-rate men’s magazine photographer. I think like that, too, although I don’t go to waffle restaurants. Maybe it’s a good place to find models.
Who the hell knows what goes on in ladies' restrooms except ladies.
April 21, 2013 by Elliot James
Gya's an acrobatic self-sucker. She could probably self-suck upside down.
Seeing Sara Rae’s new videos and enjoying her self-sucking talents reminded me of this recent “Scorecard” letter from a new guy named K.F. Most people like to explore the girls at SCORELAND or XLGirls on their own. K.F. cut to the chase with this question.
“I just saw Gya Roberts for the first time and holy shit. Wow, she loves sucking her boobs. And she loves talking about her pussy. Awesome. So I’ve obviously missed a few really bad girls. I don’t suppose…check that…I bet you know exactly which girls love sucking their own boobs. Could you tell me who they are?”
So I gave K.F. a few names of the great nipple suckers. There have been many.
There’s Cassitty, Africa and Cherry Brady. There’s Carmen Hayes, Autumn-Jade and Brandy Talore.
Samantha Kay is forgotten today. She was active in 2004 and 2005. Samantha could, and probably still does, self-suckle with the best of them.
Samantha Kay had a Merit Badge in hands-free sucking.
It’s not an easy thing to do. Many can lift ’em and lick ’em, but getting the nipple in the mouth and sucking requires very pliable, very large boobs and advanced skills.
Hands-free self-sucking. Now we’re getting into the 10th Dan Black Belt levels of self-sucking.
Gya has one of those belts. I can picture her sitting on a mat in a temple in the mountains, meditating with one or more nipples in her mouth.
Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Christy Marks and Merilyn Sakova can easily lick and flick their nips, but seeing them in full-on, deep-suction self-sucking is rare.
A subcategory of self-sucking is self-sucking during sex. But that topic’s for another Blog.
Happy Birthday Kayla Kleevage (April 20th).
April 20, 2013 by Dave
Candy Cantaloupes in her bikini got the July ’13 SCORE off to a rocking start.
The July ’13, 164-page special collector’s issue of SCORE is now officially on-sale everywhere (the digital version has been on-sale for over a week). We’re proud of every issue of SCORE but especially this one. The praise has been pouring in, and there’s nothing like testimonals from readers. Here’s one from regular Blog reader C.A. of West Midlands, United Kingdom. Thanks for the kind words, C.A. The rest of you can get your copy at eBoobStore.com.
“Wanted to comment on the fabulous July 2013 collectors issue. It is a splendid issue and a true keeper. Thank you. It takes us on a fantastic big-tit journey from SCORE’s 1992 begining right up to the present and I enjoyed every mile. Make no mistake, the future for SCORE is brighter than ever and I’m bracing myself for the next 20 years.
“You talked about how you took on Gent, and that was no mean feat, to me a real life tale of David and Goliath, and the rest as they say is history. Being from the UK, I didn’t come across Gent very often but have over the years, had copies and like a lot of top-shelf mags found it very glossy and a little impersonal, but this isn’t something you get with SCORE. From the very first issue I got, I immediately felt part of something, an exclusive club that members got first class V.I.P. treatment every time. SCORE is often described as a boob-brotherhood, and that’s exactly what it is and exactly what it always will be.
“So back to the issue. From the second I set eyes on Candy Cantaloupes destroying her bikini on page seven, I knew the next 150-odd pages were going to blow my mind, and true to form, you didn’t disappoint. Big, heavy tits, naturals or enhanced, shapely asses and spread pussies that took it to the next level, many I knew and some I didn’t. I guess I’m considered a new reader as I didn’t start getting SCORE regularly till 2002, so there’s so much I missed, and this issue is a great way for me to get a look at what I missed, which was lots of the so-called Golden Age. L.A. Bust, Crystal Topps, Bethany Bustin, Montana and Angel Eyes, to name a few. Summer Cummings is another I wasn’t too familiar with, and her page 30 pic has me a fucking mess. Amazing!
“It was really interesting watching the slow transition from super-sized mega-tits of the above-mentioned girls into the era of the soft, heavy natural titties of the likes of Merilyn Sakova, Nicole Peters, LDM, Lorna Morgan and Karina Hart. As I’ve said many times, I love both, and SCORE always caters to the tastes of all tit men, which is great. I think it’s safe to say I’m gonna spend many happy hours looking through this issue again and again, so many thanks for that and just maybe this could be the start of many more specials to come: a bra special, tits in tight tops special, silicone special, an LDM special? I hope so.”
April 15, 2013 by Elliot James
Jenna has a follower in SCORE wife G.D.
SCORE wife G.D. recently wrote the “Scorecard” letter forum (score@scoregroup.com): “I am a big fan of Jenna Valentine’s and I follow her on Twitter. I think she is amazing. She has a great retro look and I am in love with her pale skin. Her breasts are so full and I would do anything to spend a night with her. (My husband can watch.) My husband prefers Micky Bells. He thinks she is very sexually arousing and says that his fantasy is to have her titty-fuck him while I watch. He is a big fan of deep cleavage, so I understand his preference.”
We don’t get many emails or letters from women, so right off the snap, I found this very interesting. After reading it, I wondered how many women fantasize about SCORE and Voluptuous Girls. There are probably a lot more femme fans than I ever realized. The adult conventions seem to attract more women attendees than ever.
G.D. would “do anything” to spend the night with Jenna.
How many women who are not models themselves or want to be models follow models on Twitter or Facebook? Do they live vicariously through models?
Does anyone have a wife or girlfriend who is a fan of any girls to the extent that G.D. is?
Jenna and Leanne in Mexico for On Location Puerto Vallarta.
