Dave’s Blog of February 13 included part of a reader’s email in which he says he’s become increasingly bored with the model interviews. Like Dave, I disagreed with the reader’s point of view. I’m not saying we invented interviews in big-bust magazines–they’ve been done for decades–but I believe we added a special spin on them: less formal and stuffy and more revealing and frat boy (and more sorority sister when Maria or T do them). And most of them are on video, not done by telephone or email. I never saw anyone do interviews like we do until after we started doing them our way.
After reading this, C.A. asked about the idea of readers sending in questions for future interviews. In fact, we have done this over the years. But we’d be happy to read what you would ask a model in an interview. And if we think the question works, we might use it in an interview.
For this Blog, I wanted to list a few (out of many) of my favorite quotes by SCORE and Voluptuous Girls. The girls didn’t say these things because they felt that’s what we wanted to hear. They said them because they’re revealing women, much more revealing and open than someone who would never model, much less talk about sex and their bodies. No one who has the boldness to bare all on camera, and more, would bother making things up spontaneously on the spot.
Taylor Steele: “I can tell if a guy is a big tit fan ’cause he starts grabbing his crotch because he’s getting wood in there from looking at my tits.”
Shyla Shy: “I like to have my hair pulled while we’re fucking. Like, if you’re fucking me doggie style, grab my hair and pull it. I mean, don’t pull my hair out of my head, but let me know you’re there. I like that.”
Puma: “I like role playing. I once played like I was a schoolgirl visiting my neighbor, and I wasn’t supposed to be into it, but I got so horny, I was soaking wet.”
Penny Porsche: “I’d rather a guy make me cum by sucking my clit, and there are very few men who know how to do that. They have to really suck on the clit. They have to lick it and suck it, and guys are afraid that they’re going to hurt me.”
Leanne Crow: “I can run at someone and then whack him or her in the face with my big boobs. I have done that before.”
Annina” “Most of the time, I wear very little clothing or bikinis and high heels. You know, I really do not wear a lot of clothes. No man wants to see me dress in evening gowns.”
Arianna Sinn is about to have sex on a public beach. Why? Because she can.
K.S. from the UK writes, “If I could make a comment regarding model interviews in general, I’m becoming increasingly bored with them. It’s not that I don’t care about the person behind the tits. I do. But the line of questioning is tired and always geared towards generating the same kind of responses. ‘When did your boobs start developing?’ ‘Is it difficult to find bras?’ ‘What’s your taste in men?”What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done sexually?’ Yawwwwwwwwwn. If I had a pound for every girl who’s had sex in a hot tub or in some public place where someone might see…And I never believe it. Y’know what would genuinely be a refreshing answer to that question? ‘I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off.’ I’d appreciate that sort of honesty as opposed to what she (the interviewee) thinks I want to hear.”
I’m going to take here a moment to defend the interviews because 1.) I’m usually the interviewer and 2.) I strongly disagree with K.S. on a number of points.
First, I very rarely, if ever, ask a model, “What’s your taste in men?” I don’t want to know. And do you know why I don’t want to know? Because, just possibly, her taste in men might be the exact opposite of me. And I don’t want to hear that.
Second, regarding his comment about not believing the girls when they say they’ve had sex in a public place or a hot tub and instead wanting to hear, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off”…
Okay, at the risk of T.M.I., if a model said to me, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off,” that’s when I would think she’s holding back and not telling me everything. Why? Because (T.M.I. alert!) even I have had sex in more interesting places than in bed with the lights off. Haven’t you? And if I have and you have, can you imagine where some of these absolutely beautiful, incredibly endowed women have had sex? And why have they had sex in unusual places? BECAUSE THEY CAN! Because if they want to have sex in a public place, they’re not going to have a lot of trouble finding a guy to do it with them.
I mean, imagine…you’re sitting on the beach when a SCORE Girl comes up to you and says, “I want to suck your cock on the beach.” You will most likely find a way to make this happen, whether it means throwing a towel over the both of you or taking her by the hand to the dunes for a quickie right there in broad daylight.
Of course, if a model claimed, “I’ve had sex on the stage of a political convention with millions of people watching,” I’d probably say, “Bullshit.” But no model has ever said that to me.
I mean, you know that thing they call “The Mile High Club”? Having sex in an airplane’s lavatory is pretty wild, but people apparently do it all the time (although most SCORE Girls haven’t; their boobs and another person don’t fit in an airplane lavatory).
Elaina's bathing suit is made out of dental floss and eye patches.
Bunny De La Cruz is wearing a more demure one-piece.
I love getting mail from fans and readers. First, because it’s fun to get feedback and connect with the guys that I slave over all these big tits for. (Just kidding! I love all this big-boob business!) Second, because you guy always have such interesting points and commentary.
Like D.C., a gent from White Plains, New York, who wrote in and made an interesting point. He said that he preferred full, one-piece bathing suits over bikinis.
I know…at first I was like, GTFO! Who would choose full over dental floss? NO ONE! But then I read his reasoning and I totally saw the light.
But don’t take my word for it. Allow me to demonstrate through the magic of cut and paste.
“Bikinis: it’s a great concept, bodacious V-girls in revealing bathing suits. My only issue is this: since we know the suit is going to come off, I don’t see the point in starting your picture spreads with a gal wearing a bikini that’s not much larger than a couple postage stamps. Dare I say, there’d be nothing wrong with even showing some of your models in tight-fitting one piece bathing suits, or at least a two-piecer that fits, since that’s what we know women with the mind boggling bodies your models have would actually be wearing if we were to see them on a beach. Watching, say, an Elaina Gregory peel herself out of the kind of bathing suit we might actually see her parading around in on Jones Beach would pretty much be a heart-stopping experience.”
What D.C. is alluding to here is the porn factor vs. the real- world factor. In porn, women look all sorts of fucktastic and hot, and hey, that’s absolutely amazing. Of course, I want to fantasize that these busty models walk around in nurse and cop uniforms all day with dildos just within arm’s reach. Of course I do. But a model with any other outfit on would be just as hot, especially if I saw her out in public wearing her normal clothes. Because everyday clothes would make her more…realistically fuckable? Like I could totally bag her. The porn star? I might not be able to fuck her, but I can double click my own mouse to her. The real world, busty hottie…well, a few margaritas and we could be playing, “Guess what hole I am in?” in no time.
I get it. I get it, D.C.
You dig the bikini made of eye patches, but you want to see a curvy woman looking like a real woman.
I get it.
But if you ask me, the best kind of suit a woman can wear on the beach is her birthday suit.
I AM JUST SAYING!
But opinions are like nipples…everybody is entitled to a couple.
Christy Marks is nominated for Model of the Year in the SCORE Awards.
Kristina Milan is nominated for Plumper of the Year in the V-mag awards.
Valory Irene is nominated for Newcomer of the Year in both the SCORE and V-mag awards.
Vanessa Del is nominated for V-mag’s 2011 XXX of the Year award.
Well, I would’ve illustrated them for you if I had any artistic talent, but I don’t. The most you would get from me is some stick figure with stick-figure boobs. (But they would be BIG stick-figure boobs! lol)
Thank goodness for you that our pal H.D. from Germany can draw. (He draws his figures with big boobs, too. Go figure.)
He sent us some fine, new sketches of some of the finest ladies who are nominated for both the SCORE and V-mag awards.
Speaking of which…have you voted? If you haven’t, you SHOULD. The competition is so tight, the winners will be decided by a few votes. So, if you are the type of person with very strong opinions about tits (like all of us here at SCORELAND!), then cast your votes in the SCORELAND Voting Booth. Voting ends soon, and the fate of your favorite models’ breasts are in your hands.
Can 2010 SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty cum from nipple play?
The belief that women can reach orgasm by breast stimulation alone is proposed by sexologists Marshall Miller and Dorian Solot, authors of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. Their studies indicate that 1% of women report the ability to achieve the Big O through manual stimulation of their breasts. That’s a tiny percentage. I’ve read elsewhere that it’s 2%, not much of an increase.
Female Blog readers, feel free to chime in on this. Have you had an orgasm through breast and nipple arousal alone, either by fingers, a vibrator or a breast pump?
A study published in the Annals of Plastic Surgery that examined the breasts of approximately 600 women provided statistical evidence that the left breast is bigger than the right, proving that it’s totally normal for a woman’s boobs to be unequal in size. It‘s an old wives tale that if a woman‘s left breast is bigger than the right during pregnancy, she’s having a girl, and if the right is bigger, the baby will be a boy. Thanks to the Internet, those old wives have made a big contribution to misinformation.
Shyla's right boob is bigger than her left.
Mating was so much easier generations ago. That's Rachel Love from Mamazon.
Evolutionary psychologists, and a lot of other brainy dudes, have always theorized why we prefer women with large boobs. (Dave wrote about zoologist Desmond Morris comparing tits to asscheeks in an October 22 Blog.) Historically, large boobs are a sign of fertility. Check out any ancient statue of a fertility goddess, although none of them even come close to Leanne Crow or Jenna Valentine in sheer stacktitude. Harvard anthropologist Frank Marlowe’s study, The Nubility Hypothesis, theorizes that females evolved protruding breasts because the size and shape of breasts function as a signal of reproductive value to a man. Women with greater reproductive value are preferred by males. Upturned and pointed breasts became “sexual releasers of approach behavior for heterosexual males.” In plain Boobish, a language we are fluent in, chicks with big tits are hotter and attract more potential baby-daddies. That’s the theory, anyway. On the other side of the coin, many guys are not tit-men. Many guys are ass men, others leg men. All I can add is more study is needed. If I can get a grant from Yale, and don’t blow it at my local lap dance club in less than a week, I’ll continue the research.
In a recent discussion about tits and chicks and what constitutes hot and not, the topic of hats came up. Yes…sometimes you talk about tits and hats come up. It’s bizarre how boob talk can run amuck like that. I contended that hats were hot. Maybe because I like to fantasize about naked chicks with big tits in cowboy hats. Or maybe because I like to wear hats. Or both. But my male counterparts disagreed. They said hats were distracting.
But I just can’t let go of my hottie-in-a-cowboy-hat fantasy just like that. How come I can see past the hat and men can’t?
So I am conducting an experiment. I want you to look at the four pictures below of various models and I want you to tell me which ones you like, if any, and why. If you hate them all, let me know. I want nothing more than to get to the meat and potatoes of what does it for you…starting with hats, of course. lol
Naturally, I would not conduct this experiment with all of you as my guinea pigs without getting a man’pinion from one of the men I like the most…SCORE editor Dave. I like to think of Dave as my sounding board. I value his opinion on tits.
When I asked Dave about women in hats, he said he hated them. Then he referenced the ’80s band, Men Without Hats, wherein I told him that he could dance if he wanted to and he could leave his friends behind. 🙂 When I showed Dave these shots, he said he didn’t mind Pandora‘s hat or Dawn Stone‘s hat. However, he didn’t like Linsey‘s or Vixen‘s. This exchange gave me some insight because when I looked at the pics he liked, I realized that both ladies were topless. Did Dave like the hats because he was distracted by tits? Possibly. Does this mean that women should not wear hats unless they are naked? Maybe. But I really need your opinions before I can commit to a theory. 🙂
What say you, boob men? Hats on hot chicks: Good, bad or ugly?
Puma lays the smack down on a Blog reader who made an ungentlemanly remark about one of her SCORE girlfriends.
One of the best things about the SCORELAND Blog is that it’s a place for boob lovers to make comments and share their opinions. For me and the other editors, many of the comments by Blog readers have been interesting, insightful and a way for us to better serve our magazine readers and website members.
With that in mind, we’ve tried to make this an open forum with little or no censorship. So, if you want to say, “SCORE sucks,” or “Dave’s an asshole and I can’t believe he’s the editor of SCORE,” go right ahead. We and I can take it.
And you’re perfectly free to criticize the models and the pictorials with comments like, “She doesn’t turn me on,” or “Her boobs are too small,” or “I don’t like augmented boobs” or something that’s within the boundaries of decency, always remembering that these models are real women who are putting themselves out there for your pleasure.
Which is why comments like, “She’s a pig,” or “She’s ugly” or “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick” don’t make it past the Blog moderator.
I mean, by putting a little thought into your comment (and taking into account that you’re referring to another human being) instead of firing off the first thing that enters your mind, it’s easy to come up with a constructive or otherwise unoffensive criticism.
So, the reader who tried to comment, “She’s ugly”? Now you know why your comment wasn’t approved.
Other things that won’t get approved: 1.) Links to non-SCORE Group websites; 2.) Your email address, mailing address and/or phone number.
I mean, even, “I don’t find her attractive,” or, “She’s not my type” or “I liked her better when…” is better than, “She’s ugly.” And if you’re saying, “That’s censorship,” well, yeah, then I guess it is.
The other night I was talking to a pal of mine who loves big tits. He was telling me that he hooked up with this girl with a nice set of hooters. A girl that works at a local bar and that he had been trying to get with for a while. I think we all know how that kind of thing goes. He said she was a pretty brunette with curly hair and pale skin. So, let’s assume she looked like German wonder, Olga. (Hey! She works at a bar slinging beers…in my imagination she is a German beer wench, okay?)
Imagine a hot, busty babe like Olga wants to fuck you...
Well, one lucky night last week, he finally got her to his place and one thing lead to another and they decided to play a little game I like to call, “Hey! I’m inside you!” Needless to say, My friend was pumped to finally be pumping the girl of his wet dreams. He said that she sucked his dick like she was trying to drain his nuts of any and all sperm for weeks to come. And so, he thought it would be fair and gentlemanly of him to go down on her, too. What a giver he is, right? Well, then he said he threw her back on the bed and pulled her panties off and…
Surprise! She had a full bush.
and then she unleashes a full bush in your face.
Now, being from what I like to call, the “new school,” my friend freaked out at the sight of this bushy box before him. He had never seen a woman with a bush before. And the sight of her furpie threw him off his game so hard that he couldn’t eat her out and confessed that he actually had a tough time keeping his dick stiff! (His name has been changed to protect the innocent and his reputation as a bad motherfucker. We can call him Dick.)
So, yes…my friend Dick had a soft dick because of pubes. Even though he loves tits. Even though this Olga-looking lady had an amazing rack, Dick couldn’t keep his dick hard. Now, my question to you is, WOULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU?! In this day and age where most women shave and wax away any signs of their pubes, is the sight of a bush so rare that it would be an instant boner kill for you? Or would you plow on and fuck, fuck, fuck your way into glory?
Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.
Chica would be a candidate for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.
As many of you probably know, for 2010, Voluptuous magazine added a bunch of categories to its year-end awards voting. In addition to Model of the Year (V-Mag’s oldest award) and Newcomer of the Year, V-Mag now has Bush of the Year (Aileen Ghettman), Preggo of the Year (Lorna Morgan), Ass of the Year (Cherry Brady), Pussy of the Year (Jenna Valentine), Areolae of the Year (Denise Davies) and Hardcore of the Year (Christy Marks).
That last category is the one I want to focus on today. SCORE reader R.N. from New Jersey recently wrote in, “At the risk of seeming presumptuous, I’d like to suggest a category for future voting. I think many readers would like to vote for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year, the girl whose boy/girl layouts are the hottest. There would be some tough competition, I’m sure.”
The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.
This isn’t the first time we’ve received that suggestion, but the fact is, we’ve resisted adding to SCORE‘s current awards categories (Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Big-Boob Hall of Fame) for a variety of reasons:
1. We don’t want to water down or deemphasize the existing awards.
2. Many readers in the UK wouldn’t be able to participate because they get the censored UK edition without hardcore sex.
3. Many readers and SCORELAND members already object to competitions between the models (and I kinda agree that everything doesn’t have to be a competition).
But should we change our minds? Should we implement XXX SCORE Girl of the Year when the 2011 awards finalists are announced?
And to qualify, would a tits and tugs scene be enough, or would a cock have had to have penetrated the girl’s sacred pussy and/or asshole?
I could listen to Arianna Sinn talk all day. Talk about anything. Her tits. Corn. Her co-stars in Big-Boob Finishing School. BustyArianna.com. Sex. Life in Romania. Anything she wants to talk about. This video is in two parts. Drop by tomorrow for part two.
I like to hear SCORE Girls speak. Always did. The female voice has always had an effect on me and when they have accents that could melt titanium, the effect is amplified. Like a sailor drawn to the siren. Arianna’s Romanian accent is not only sexy, it’s relaxing. However, not everyone feels the same way. The other day, an email came in and the gist of it was that the writer just wanted to see the girls posing, playing with themselves or in XXX scenes. He had no interest in interviews or listening to the girls speak. “Let’s get on with it,” he wrote. “Models should be seen and not heard.” I guess he doesn’t watch those late-night TV infomercials with sexy models selling boner pills either.
I didn’t agree with his point of view at all and his request to hush ’em up. Hearing models chat with another person, whether it’s in a real-life conversation (like SCOREtv or a Blog vid) or with another person in a video scene or just by themselves jack-talking in a solo video is one of the great simple pleasures of life. Some of my favorite voices belong to Kerry Marie, Linsey, Kianna Dior, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Daylene Rio, Kitana Flores, Annina, Jenna Valentine, Brandy Talore and Eva Notty also have ultra-sexy, distinctive voices. There’s many more. I’m sure you have your favorites too.
Happy Birthday shout-outs to Devin Taylor (Devin Takes South Beach), Sunshine (Bounce, Baby Bounce!) and Lola Lush, all March 2. Have a great day.
