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March 27, 2021 by Dave
Good girls do pose naked.
Newcomer Blake Blakely returns to SCORELAND today with new photos and a video in which she strips out of sexy lingerie, shows off her beautifully shaped tits and perfect body and buzzes her pussy with an Hitachi wand.
To me, Blake falls under that category of “Girls Who Look So Sweet & Innocent, You’re Surprised To See Them Doing This.” Katarina Dubrova also fell into that category when I first met her in Hungary, so that’ll show you not to judge a book by its cover. Then again, the minute I saw the first solo photos of Daylene Rio and Candy Manson, I thought, “These girls are going to fuck and they’re going to fuck good.” I could tell just by looking at them, and I was right.
Blake, of course, does fuck on-camera at SCORELAND, and that makes her even more surprising. She’ll also make her SCORE magazine debut in Volume 30 No. 1, but that issue won’t be out for a while. She was nearly our covergirl, but when Holly Wood super-sized her tits, that deal was settled.
Jasmine Black is another girl who looks so innocent but does the wildest porn: anal, DP and more. She’s one of the few girls I’ve ever seen who can look innocent even when there are cocks fucking her pussy and ass at the same time. How does she do it? I remember one of Jasmine’s shoots in Hungary during Busty Riding Academy. It was a solo shoot on a bridge. Jasmine had a flower in her hair and asked me in her sweet voice, “Do you like my flower?” I felt like saying to her, “No, but I love your big tits and spread fuck holes.” A few days later, I had the pleasure of directing her anal scene with Carlos Rios, in which he went from Jasmine’s ass to her mouth several times.
We asked Blake if she likes anal play or anal sex and she said, “It depends.” To me, that’s definitely not a no.
October 31, 2020 by Dave
This job interview seems to be going well for Stephanie Michelle.
Other than the one that got me this gig, there have been two particularly memorable job interviews in my life. The first happened about 34 years ago, when I went for a job with a publisher of technical journals. The position sounded boring, but the brunette who interviewed me was short ‘n’ stacked. I didn’t get the job, but I did get the interviewer.
The second, in 2009, was actually a fake interview. I was the boss interviewing stacked XL Girl Scarlett Rouge for a fake job. Before I knew it, Scarlett, tits swinging, was sucking and fucking JMac’s cock right before my eyes on my desk. So that was pretty memorable, although all things considered, I’d rather be the one doing the fucking than the one watching the fucking.
Which brings me to today’s new Stephanie Michelle scene at SCORELAND. Stephanie is going for a job interview. By our standards, she’s dressed pretty conservatively, but she still can’t hide her curves. When she finds out that cell phones aren’t allowed in the interview room, she stuffs hers down her bra and it falls into her panties. Well, the phone vibrates, Stephanie is suddenly overcome with pleasure and orgasms ensue.
What happens in this scene has probably never happened in the history of job interviews. But that’s okay. There’s realistic porn and then there’s fantasy porn. This is definitely in the latter category.
Scarlett fucked JMac on my desk, and all I could do was watch.
September 5, 2020 by Dave
Holy, shit!
Looking at this photo of Helen Star, who returned to XLGirls.com yesterday with new photos and a video, makes me realize, once again, how great she is. It was a very happy day (April 8, 2017, in fact) when we shot Helen and her sister, Erin, for the first time. These girls just keep getting better.
In her new scene, Helen destroys a bikini, bounces her boobs, spanks her ass, self-sucks her nipples, dances, twerks, sucks a lollipop, bounces on a trampoline and buzzes her pussy. Helen is one of those girls who even when she’s playing with her pussy, my eyes are almost always on her big, floppy, pliable tits.
How much do I admire Helen? This much: Recently, the studio asked me for a video outline for a new Helen scene. The outline I wrote was almost a copy of Gya Roberts’ famous bathtub/shaving scene, the one in which she hands-free self-sucks her nipples while shaving her bush. To me, it’s the greatest shaving scene ever. I think so highly of Helen that I considered her capable of doing what Gya did. And she didn’t disappoint. That scene is coming soon.
Speaking of girls with great, huge, natural tits, Cheryl Blossom returns to SCORELAND today, and she’s in a bathtub.
Sometimes, the studio asks me and Elliot why we always ask for the same things: oil, wet tits, tight tops, bras, bikinis…The answer isn’t that Elliot and I aren’t creative. It’s just a matter of fact that men’s cocks don’t need creativity. They just need big, wet, oiled tits in tight tops, bras and bikinis. Amirite?
August 28, 2020 by Dave
This lucky guy is about to have sex with a SCORE Girl.
Today at SCORELAND, Will has a dream date with Casca Akashova. When they get back to his place, Casca reveals that she’s a model…a SCORE model. She doesn’t have to prove it (her credentials are pouring out of her dress), but she does anyway and shows Will her photos on SCORELAND. Before long, Will is having sex with a SCORE Girl.
Casca’s progression from model who wouldn’t spread her legs to model who’ll suck and fuck cock on-camera continues to amaze me. I think she was planning it all along just to tease us, but the tease didn’t last long. All of 75 days, by my count.
Compare this to Angela White, who had us waiting eight years.
The wait for Linsey Dawn McKenzie was five years, and she once admitted to me that she’d been teasing us all along. I remember exactly where we were when she revealed this to me: the SCORE models’ bathroom. She was taking a bath. I was interviewing her. Her big naturals were floating on the water. She told me she had always planned to do hardcore but was making us wait.
The thing is, once Linsey took the XXX plunge, she did only two scenes, and one of them was with her then-husband. Casca has fucked on-camera at SCORE six times.
Maggie Green is another girl who comes to mind. When she first shot for SCORE in 2009, she kept her pussy area totally covered. I honestly never thought she’d do hardcore, but by 2012, she was, and then she did it all the time.
What this proves is that some girls are teases and some girls stop teasing better than others.
March 29, 2020 by Dave
The other night, I was having trouble sleeping–I can’t imagine why–when I started thinking about some of the most-memorable interviews I’ve done since I came to SCORE in 2001. Now, when I say “memorable,” I don’t mean in a journalistic sense, as in I got the girl to reveal things nobody had heard before (like when Kiko Lee told me Pete Rose “can eat pussy well”). I mean “memorable” in a sense that the interviews weren’t informative. They were jackable.
One of my favorites was with Penny Porsche on September 27, 2005. The interview can still be downloaded (but not streamed) at SCORELAND. What made this interview memorable was that Penny didn’t want to talk about her personal life. She didn’t want to reveal too much about the woman who is Penny Porsche. If somebody had asked me afterward, “What did you learn about Penny Porsche?” I would’ve said, “Not much. But I do know a lot about her pussy.”
Here’s what happened…
“You wanna see my boobs?” Penny says within the first two minutes. She’s naked within the first six minutes and spreading her pink pussy. Then she gets her legs back and slides two fingers deep inside. Before long, she’s squirting, and I’m asking the insightful question (one I’m sure Mike Wallace never asked), “What does Penny’s squirt taste like?” Then she sucked the squirt off her fingers and said, “Sweet.”
She’s naked for the rest of the interview: spreading, fingering, squirting, playing with her big clit, talking about her tits and pussy. Then, in the final minute, she shows us how she uses a pillow to make herself cum. I wish I still had that pillow.
Check it out. I’m pretty sure you’ll be glad you did.
December 6, 2019 by Dave
Billi thinks she found something.
Mega-MILF Billi Bardot returns to SCORELAND today. She fucks Tyler and gives as good as she gets.
Me: What do you like most about having big boobs?
Billi: I don’t even notice them most of the time. I just like how they’re comfortable and squishy, and when I’m bored, I always have something to do. I always have somewhere to put a drink. They come in handy. I was in a home improvement store and carrying around a Red Bull and I didn’t have anywhere to put it while I looked at stuff, so I just stuffed it right there.
Me: And all of a sudden there were a bunch of guys around you trying to help you out.
Billi: That kinda happens at Home Depot and Loews. They kinda follow me around, waiting.
Me: When was the last time you were in a store that you had to wait to be helped?
Billi: I don’t think I’ve ever had to wait to be helped.
This exchange reminded me of one of my most-heartbreaking encounters of many years ago; probably the early 2000s. I was in a mall near Fort Lauderdale when I spotted a girl with huge tits in a top that couldn’t help but be tight. There was no doubt about it: This girl was stacked. Anyway, I was walking out of the mall when I turned and saw her a considerable distance behind me, headed for the same exit. So I did what any gentleman would do: I held the door. For about 30 seconds.
“That’s okay,” she said as she approached, having played out this scene a thousand times in her life, guys holding the door for way too long.
Well, yeah, but…
When we got outside, I introduced myself and asked her if she’d ever done any modeling. She said she hadn’t. I told her I worked for a men’s magazine and gave her my card.
Days later, I was working at my desk when the phone rang. It was this very same girl. She started asking me questions. I thought she might be interested. She asked me if there was any nudity involved. I said there was. She asked if it was topless only or she had to be bottomless, too. I said a lot of that depended on how busty she was.
And then…a loud clap of thunder. The phone went dead. I furiously tried the redial last number received thingie, but that really doesn’t work in an office. I hoped she’d call back, but she didn’t. And I never heard from her again.
November 16, 2019 by Dave
This is how Billi dresses when her son’s friends are around.
I was already pretty enamored with MILF and mega-titter Billi Bardot by the time we got to the following portion of our conversation. But this put me over the top:
Me: So by day, you’re at home taking care of your kids. How many kids?
Billi: Five.
Me: And at night, you’re dancing in a strip club.
Billi: Sometimes, but usually I danced during the day while the kids were at school. So the kids were at school and Mommy was getting naked in the strip club. Making a grand then going home and baking cookies and serving dinner and doing the homework and bedtime routine.
That was pretty much all I needed to hear. The Mommy Stripper thing has always gotten me going. About 20-25 years ago, I frequented a strip club near West Palm Beach, Florida, called The Peek-A-Boo Lounge (it’s not there anymore). It was more of a grind joint than a strip club. The girls gave fully-naked lap dances in which they’d do everything in their power to get you off: mouth-on-cock through your pants, shoving their naked pussies into your face, etc. Well, there was a redheaded dancer who was also a MILF. I knew this because in-between dances, she told me she worked the day shift because she had to be home for her kids at night. One of her kids was in high school.
We did not make it all the way through the next song, if you get my drift.
Anyway, Billi returns to SCORELAND today with a tight tops show and some finger-banging. Enjoy. Girls like her don’t come along too often.
November 9, 2019 by Dave
With tits like hers, Victoria doesn’t need a bra.
Victoria Lobov puts on a bra show today at SCORELAND. Photos and videos. The photo above is of Victoria in my favorite bra. Oh, you say she’s not wearing that bra? That’s exactly why I like it so much.
In addition to her solo scenes, Victoria can be seen in XXX action (including anal) at SCORELAND and 40SomethingMag.com. As you know, Victoria’s hardcore plunge was unexpected. We thought she’d just tit-fuck JMac’s cock, and before we knew it, she had his dick down her throat and in her pussy.
Prior to that, I had the opportunity to interview Victoria. She was about to shoot a scene at a house in Hialeah, Florida, and Victoria was getting her makeup and hair done, so I had a few minutes to chat with her. Well, we’re talking, and I look in the backyard, and there’s the pool guy. It was like something out of a porno scene. I half expected Victoria to stand up, go outside, bring him inside and start a scene.
But I guess real life doesn’t work that way.
I said to Victoria, “You know how in those porn scenes, the model is always having sex with the pool boy and electrician and pizza delivery guy? Do you think that ever happens in real life?”
And Victoria said, “No.”
I was astounded. “No? Never?”
“Never,” Victoria said.
“Not once in the history of mankind?”
“Not once.”
What do you think? Is Victoria right? Or are pool boys/service workers/delivery men getting all the trim?
November 2, 2019 by Dave
Sigal really has nothing to hide.
Gorgeous, naturally stacked Sigal Acon returns to SCORELAND today with photo sets and a video shot in Miami, Florida. This was Sigal’s first time on American soil, and she was very happy to be here.
There’s also an in-depth, full-length video interview, of which Elliot wrote, “Sigal Acon chats with SCORE and Voluptuous magazine editor Dave, and his life is never going to be the same.”
Honestly, my life hasn’t been the same since I conducted by first SCORELAND interview with Kerry Marie in Key Largo, Florida way back in 2001. People sometimes ask me, “When you interview these beautiful, busty girls, what keeps you from losing control, pulling your cock out and yanking it right then and there?”
My answer: “Professionalism and a good memory.”
I’ll let you figure out the good memory part. My memory was very helpful with Sigal.
By the way, that’s Sigal as in “jiggle,” not Sigal as in suh-gal. That’s one thing I learned from the interview. Another was how to say certain very important words in Russian.
October 11, 2019 by Dave
Do you think Codi Vore has ever had a hard time getting a ride?
The busty hitchhiker…it’s been a male fantasy since cars were invented. I’ve fallen for it a few times, most notably in Maine 29 years ago, when I picked up a busty hitchhiker who got in my car and said, “My name is Chanel…Chanel with the big tits.” She was not a hooker. She was, however, very drunk. I eventually made the wise decision–one of the few times in my life when the big head has overruled the little head–and ditched her first chance I got. I couldn’t tell whether the night was leading to sex or getting the crap beaten out of me by her boyfriend or both.
In today’s scene at SCORELAND, Codi Vore is a busty hitchhiker in the L.A. hills. As Elliot writes, “When Brad and Juan stop for her on a quiet, hilltop road, Codi hops in the back seat, lowers her top and, giggling, shows off her big, gorgeous boobs. They don’t need an engraved invitation to guess what’s on Codi’s mind.”
What’s on Codi’s mind is her first BBG threesome today at SCORELAND. Brad and Juan’s day is about to turn out a lot better than mine did.
