Lucy Laistner wants cream

January 18, 2020 by Dave

Lucy Laistner wants cream.

Today at SCORELAND, 18-year-old natural Lucy Laistner squirts cream onto her tits. I like that. I hope that one day, some lucky guy shoots his cream all over her tits for all the world to see.

Now, many of you out there are going to take what I just wrote and interpret it as if it’s in code. You may be thinking, “Dave knows something we don’t. She’s going to do boy-girl.”

But I don’t know anything you don’t. I have no idea if Lucy will one day go all the way on-camera. I hope she does. Will she? Your guess is as good as mine.

Okay, I take that back. I do know something you don’t:

• Minka returned this week. We shot three days of solo and hardcore photos and video. Yes, THE Minka. The one and only.

• Selena Adams is scheduled to return. She’s on our calendar for later this month.

• I’m 99% sure who’s going to win SCORE Model of the Decade and who the new Hall of Fame inductee will be. But if I tell you, Elliot’s going to have to kill me, and I don’t want him to go to prison.

Oh, by the way: Did anyone see Salma Hayek on the Golden Globes a few weeks ago? Holy shit! She either had a boob job or a late-in-life growth spurt (she’s 53). Which one was it? Is there a Golden Globe for best tits? There should be. I mean, it’s called the Golden Globes.

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8 responses to “Lucy Laistner wants cream”

  1. Pierre says:

    It’s unfair that Eastern Europe have so many beautiful big breasted women. Wish our ancestor had done whatever theirs did to favor big breasts.

  2. Minkalover says:

    MINKA MINKA MINKA MINKA
    Where’s MINKA video and pictures???????????????????????????????????????

  3. Big T says:

    The mention of Salma Hayek made me think of other busty actresses. You have Salma but there’s also hotties like Kat Dennings, Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry, and not quite a “celebrity” but Meghan McCain has a nice rack. And of course, Christina Hendricks is amazing. Wish there was some way to talk those ladies into posing.

  4. Fletch says:

    I’m with you on Salma… Golly gee… Any chance of her getting them out for Score?

    And I’m with Minkalover, when do you reckon we’ll see her new material?

  5. Vijhon says:

    Yah! A boy girl with Lucy will surely be a dream come true

  6. carney22 says:

    Yeah, Dave, I imagine we’re all 99 percent sure who’ll be Model of the Decade . . . but I still voted for Sheridan Love, who was definitely my favorite over that period.

    As for Lucy, she’s absolutely adorable, yet another delicious Eastern European on the TSG roster. I do note that she falls into a very specific category of model: the panties come off, but the thighs remain tightly together. It strikes me there’s a few steps in between that and boy-girl that need to be addressed 🙂

  7. Minkalover says:

    When do you think we will get to see MINKA new VIDEO AND PIC

  8. Donald says:

    Lucy is an absolute goddess. Love her angelic face and beautiful big teen tits. I hope she doesn’t lose any weight because she’s perfect the way she is (I actually wouldn’t mind one bit if she becomes chubbier). Her arms, thighs, and stomach suit her curvy body so well. We’re so lucky to have her. If she ever goes hardcore, it would be a dream come true.