If you were shipwrecked on a deserted island, what would be the one thing, item, object or person you’d want with you? Guys would want their favorite model. But what about SCORE Girls? I asked a few, and this is what they told me. Thanks, ladies!
Vanessa Montagne: “First I wanted to say a dildo. Actually, I would choose a really big, interesting, exciting book and enjoy the time reading.”
Minka: “Fireproof matches to cook food.”
Lorna Morgan: “My mobile phone fully charged and in service, a yacht would be handy, and as a last choice, Brad Pitt. If none of these qualify, then it would have to be my toothbrush. It vibrates.”
Elizabeth Starr: “My toothbrush!”
Maxi Mounds: “The one thing I would want on the island is another person to talk to so I wouldn’t be alone.”
Go ahead. Shoot me. I took this video last week while Renee Ross and Samantha were in the studio, and then I forgot all about it. Which is ridiculous because there’s so much boob flesh in this clip, it boggles the mind. How do I forget something like this? I guess my mind was over-boggled.
NEWS FLASH! A recent poll conducted by leading online dating services found that 85% of single men love big women, and more than 80% feel that BBWs are less bitchy than thin chicks. But, proving once again that the supposed mainstream misses the point when it comes to big girls, the pollsters asked the respondents why they love bigger women, and the obvious answer–”Because they have bigger tits!’–was not included among the choices.
Now, Renee, Samantha, if you’re reading this, I’m not saying your big tits are the only things to love about you. Not at all. But, hey, I’m sorry…they’re where my eyes go first.
Keep those scrawny, ordinary, small-chested strippers out of Club SCORE. We need ’em big, bigger, biggest. We don’t know if Mianna Thomas has any interest in being a real lap dancer, but this weekend, Club SCORE becomes the ultimate big-boob VIP room fantasy when the customer gets total service at his table and on stage in a SCORELAND 30-minute video. When Mianna (46-30-36) Thomas busts out at this strip club, she’s not kidding around. There’s enough firepower in her bra to wipe out a dozen men. Thank God Mianna uses her 34JJ boobs for good.
That’s Mianna Thomas in Bustin’ Out At The Strip Club.
Hi guys! Well, last week Renee was here blogging and answering all of your queries as well as signing magazines for five of you lucky guys to win. But did you think that was all I had of Renee for you? Of course not. Surely by now you have more faith in me than that.
As I have mentioned in the past, I box, and one of my favorite things to do when I train is speed rope. It’s like jumping rope on overdrive. And I will admit that when I do this, I like to watch my boobs bounce up and down in the mirror. lol (I think my coach and the other guys in the boxing gym like to watch me jump, too.)
So, I thought it would be a great idea to ask Renee to jump rope while she was here. I will admit that in my imagination, when I envisioned Renee jumping up and down, I saw it in super-fast-forward. I envisioned her tits going up and down and up and down at neck-breaking speeds. However, it is quite hard to jump rope topless with J-cups, as I soon found out. But Renee is a great sport and she tried her hardest to make my dreams come true. lol
In the end, I realized that my hyper-fast jump roping was not going to happen, but Renee gave me an, er, booby prize, and let me catch her boobs while she jumped up and down, and gentlemen, let me just tell you that you haven’t lived until you catch a J-cup in the palm of your hand. Heavy and heavenly I tell you!
Now, in the original version of this clip, our video editor Lester left in about 30 seconds of me jumping rope for Renee, but I said, “No! Take me out! Put more or Renee jumping up and down topless!” and he did. Thank goodness because every second of Renee’s tatas in motion is a thing of beauty. Enjoy it, gentlemen!
In my version of ultimate football, Linsey could score a topless touchdown!
Karina and Mandy: The perfect game of doubles.
Ah, the world of sports. Almost as awesome as the world of boobs…almost. Like most of you guys out there, I am an avid watcher of sports. I love football with a passion, especially if we are going to get into a lengthy discussion about the Miami Dolphins. I love basketball and can be found at many a Miami Heat game, although only if they are playing against the Spurs, Pistons or the Knicks, who are my favorite teams to watch. And if there is a good boxing match on, I will zone out completely and be glued to the tube until the final bell. Some cold beer, some good BBQ and a few good games are all I need to make a day complete.
Oh, Daphne…I'd be fouled for hand-checking you for sure!
Danielle Derek: I don't know which soccer ball I want to grab first!
So, I am sure by now you are wondering why I titled this blog, “How sports can be better.” Well, I’m going to tell you about this theory that I have been kicking around in my head for a few days now. It started because I was Googling the Dolphins Cheerleaders, actually. You see, for me, the cheerleaders are as much a part of the sport as the players themselves. Who doesn’t love the cheerleaders? Or the dance teams? C’mon! I know one or two (or 12) of my fantasies involve a squad of horny cheerleaders and a steamy locker room.
Crystal Gunns and her volleyball-sized tits are amazing!
Morgan Leigh wins by being a total knockout!
So I started thinking about hot chicks, which led me to think about hot, big-boobed chicks, which led me to hot big-boobed chicks in sports uniforms and then EUREKA! I came to big-boobed sports. You see, what I am proposing is that sports would be totally fuckin’ rad if the teams were made up of busty hotties in clingy uniforms. I mean, think about it, the SuperBowl…WITH TITS. Amazing. The World Cup…WITH BOOBS. So good.
Sharday, I'd love to make it to third base with you!
And, of course, the ladies would be aggressive and play like champions. Big-boobed champions. Imagine all that tit power unleashed on the field. Big tits bouncing and swinging everywhere while these women grunted, sweated and shoved each other around in hopes of victory. The very thought of it makes me reminisce about the unbridled joy I feel when I see women wrestling in Jello. Frenzied, chesty competition with lots of sexual undertones…it just works for me. Does it work for you? I mean…imagine that kind of kinky competitive energy in the arenas of football, basketball, boxing…I can’t be the only one who finds this idea fuckin’ hot, right?
Here are some hot shots of the stacked sports sirens I would like to see take the field…and then take their clothes off!
When the commies left town or became capitalist pigs, the newly-freed Czech Republic began to evolve into the porn center of eastern Europe. We started seeing busty Czechs when hundreds of photographers started flocking there around 1998. The Czech Republic turned out to be a big boob capital also. We found Angelina two years ago when we were preparing to create a SCORELAND special called On Location Prague. She’s a Voluptuous Girl all the way. Angelina has no shyness whatsoever. She was eager to do a boy-girl video her first time out. She even did an orgy in that special with two guys and two other girls. Everything turned out really well.
Later on, we’d often hook up with Angelina whenever the staff was back in the Czech Republic to photograph newcomers. Today, we’re publishing a fresh set of Angelina in a boy-girl XXX from August ’09 V-Mag, and tomorrow, we’re running the super-hot video version of that pictorial. These Czechs are really super-horny people, both the guys and the girls. I suspect there’s some kind of natural Viagra in Czech beer, or maybe it’s the water.
Angelina's tits were meant to provide a platform for penile placement.
Angelina speaks very little English (“Hello!” is about it) but she understands sentences such as “Show me your tits.” No problem! We have translators on these road trips and make dirty hand signs. She’s a fun-loving girl and always smiling and happy-looking. “In my country, the people are very open about sex,” Angelina said. “If you travel around my country, you will see men and women outside in their underwear when it’s warm! People in America would faint or call the police if someone did that.”
In this video, Angelina wraps a tape-measure around her treasure chest. This chick is packin’.
Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.
I live in Miami, the sunniest and sexiest city in the world. On any given day as I drive around town, I will see half a dozen half-naked hotties going about their day. Walking down the street or jogging in the park. Sometimes they are carrying stuff or maybe walking their dogs, but they are almost always half-naked. Women in small tank tops, sports bras and bikini tops, out and about, breasts heaving. (Okay, maybe not all of them are heaving, but I just like the mental imagine that the words “breasts heaving” conjures up. lol) Maybe their lovely, big perkies are coated in a light sheen of perspiration, catching the rays of the sun and emitting a healthy glow. Now sure, I get to see tits all day in all their mammarific majesty
Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.
Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.
Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.
Amber Brooks frolics in the sun and surf.
while I am at work, but I will tell you…there’s nothing like seeing them in all their splendor in the great outdoors. It’s just something about tits in the sunshine. It’s…dare I say it? Heavenly? The only thing that could make it better would be if they all simultaneously ripped their tops off. (Which they do, but only in my dirty mind. lol) So this morning when I got to work I decided to look around SCORELAND for some of my favorite big titters posing in the great outdoors. (Yes, I tackle some hard work at the start of my day! 😉 ) And so without further ado, I bring you TATAS IN THE SUNSHINE! Enjoy SCORELANDERS! xoxo, Maria
This is how all women should exercise in the Great Outdoors.
Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!
Farrah did a XXX on SCORELAND that scorched the sheets.
Farrah from August '09 Voluptuous.
G.H. from Los Angeles, California writes to tell us that “I saw a new girl who really stole my heart: Farrah. Another in your discoveries of fresh, black beauties. An incredible body and a face to match. What a smile, and those eyes! Her brown skin, so smooth and firm. And, of course, her big naturals. H-cups looks like no exaggeration.”
Here’s Farrah from her August ’09 Voluptuous pictorial, just posted yesterday on SCORELAND. Farrah also did a very heated XXX pictorial and video for SCORELAND. I have to agree completely with G.H. about Farrah, except for the losing the heart part. I’ve lost my mind at times, however.
This week’s poll is about a subject that stirs up a lot of controversy among big-tit lovers and the editors of SCORELAND: Which would you prefer to see in a photo set or video, a D-cupper who gets fucked every which way, an E- or F-cupper who does everything but fuck or a mega-stacked babe who will only show her tits? It’s a question we often have to consider when evaluating a model. To put it bluntly, if a girl has huge tits, like Renee Ross, Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks, she doesn’t have to do much to get our attention (although Christy has done everything). But the smaller a perspective models’ tits, the more she has to do to gain entrance into SCORELAND, SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls. Or, to put it even more bluntly, if a girl has DD-cups, we want to see her fuck!
Janet Jade: Tits enough for us!
Last week we asked, “Have you ever secretly photographed a busty girl in public?” Surprisingly, 50% of you have, and 32% of you would have but you were afraid of getting arrested. Actually, I don’t think you’d get arrested, but you might get punched out by her boyfriend. The rest, just 18%, said no. Pussies. 🙂
Okay, the 50% of you who have secretly photographed a busty girl in public…you must have a story to tell. How did it happen? When and where did it happen? Did she catch you? Do you still have the photos? Do you do this sort of thing often?