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In praise of Ashley Sage

December 3, 2009 by Elliot James 32 Comments

There’s been a lot of turbulence over whether Ashley Sage is a 100% SCORE Girl, most recently in Dave’s November 30th BLOG post. As we reach zero hour on the contests, I’d like to throw in my two boobs worth.

This picture is from a SCORELAND video. Amazing.

This picture is from a SCORELAND video. Amazing.

Ashley debuted in the June ’09 SCORE but was only on the cover of SCORE in the September ’09 issue, and she shared that space with Ariana Angel and Kali West. She’s been on the cover of Voluptuous by herself twice, April and November ’09. So, yes, there’s been some uncertainty on our part. I do think she belongs in SCORE.

We got a letter a while back from a reader who wrote about both Karina Hart and Ashley. Most of his letter was too rough to publish, but one of his gentler comments was, “Give me a fuckin’ break. I’m fed up with both of ’em until they show me some real SEX!” Well, that’s not going to happen, at least in the immediate future, and it doesn’t matter because thousands of girls these days fuck for the cameras, but huge, beautiful boobs are a rarity. And when you get to the sheer breast size and shape of a girl like Ashley, you’re talking about one in a few-hundred-thousand girls. Sure, there are thousands of girls around the world with similar huge, beautifully shaped boobs, but they’ll never model for a variety of personal, career, social or religious reasons, so what good are they to me? I’m grateful to Ashley simply for showing off her tits in pictures and video. She doesn’t have to.

Another reader wrote to say, “In my opinion, she [Ashley] is the only new babe that can be mentioned in the same breath as greats such as the beautiful Linsey Dawn McKenzie!” I can’t agree with him that she’s the only new babe, but I respect and understand his sentiments. The past year has given us some great newbies: Ariana Angel, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn and Mianna Thomas, among them. Plus, Lorna Morgan and Natalie Fiore are looking bustier than ever these days. Their hooters are just massive and could be just as big now as LDM’s were in her most bountiful years.

Yet another veteran reader/member wrote, “One other thing about Ashley: Cute as she is, she does not appear to know what it means to smile. There is always that straight face that does nothing to entice me. Sorry to say there is no way that I could vote for her as Newcomer of the Year.” Now we’re getting into minutiae. Smiling, not smiling. It doesn’t make that big a difference to me. I like Ashley’s pouty expressions. True, a smiling girl boosts a man’s brain chemistry better than a studious, straightfaced girl, but I’m shallow enough to admit I’m looking at Ashley’s chest 90% of the time. No one seems to mention her beautiful, porcelain-doll face and her flawless complexion. (Like another English girl, Mandy Pearl, Ashley’s a beautician by profession, which means she’s disciplined about her personal skin care regimen.) If Ashley likes to look serious and intense in her pix, I’m not going to let it affect me.

One more comment, this one from an all-praising Scorecard letter: “I just got done jacking to her, and I can say without reservation that she is one of the best newcomers in many years.” No disagreement here. For breasts and face, Ashley is at stratospheric levels. Even if she never shows the pink, let alone anything else, her status is a lock. Lorna Morgan built a successful modeling career without going near a Doc Johnson toy, let alone a guy-girl video. I feel about Ashley the same way I feel about Kerry Marie and another great model, the now-retired Jessica Turner. I’m happy with whatever she wants to do, and I actually wouldn’t want to see her (or Kerry) having sex with a guy in a video. But I love seeing Annina and Holly Halston fuck. It’s that good girl/nasty slut thing.

Anyway, soon we’ll know what the voters have decided. Ashley is in their hands.

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Rating: 4.4/5

Why I like XXX knocked-up chicks with big tits

December 2, 2009 by Dave 14 Comments

big01Busty, pregnant women posing for naked pictures and videos and fucking on camera is hot.

Why?

Because they’re not supposed to get naked for photos and videos when they’re pregnant. Society says so. But they say, “Fuck society. I look sexier than ever. I’m pregnant and proud. My tits are huge.” They’re with-baby, but despite that, they’re showing off their tits, spreading their legs and fucking and sucking. The only thing hotter than a busty, pregnant woman fucking is a busty, pregnant woman fucking and smoking.

The new DVD Chesty Preggos 2 features three pregnant babes in XXX action: April McKenzie, Sunshine and Stefani (the links here are to their solo preggo sets on SCORELAND). It also features the great Lorna Morgan, looking very pregnant and bustier than I’ve ever seen her, in solo action. And eight-months-pregnant Kali West giving some lucky guy a hand job. I like the idea of Kali giving a guy a hand job while she’s pregnant because even though she sluts it up on video, she still seems like the girl next door.

I snuck up on Kali in the studio before she shot her scene. As you’ll see, I couldn’t decide what to focus on, her swollen tits or her swollen belly. So I compromised and focused on both. I wish I had been the one to knock her up.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Yes, ma’am, I would love a tea bag!

December 1, 2009 by Dave 9 Comments

This week’s poll asks, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Well, I am totally shocked that 25% of you don’t want the girl to go anywhere near your balls. You want her to suck the head and shaft, but as for the balls…no go. I can’t help but think that those of you in that 25% have either 1.) Never had your balls sucked properly or 2.) Are afraid that the girl is going to do permanent damage to your testicles. Which I guess is possible, but I’ve never heard of it. Guys, if you can trust a girl with your shaft, you can trust her with your sac.

Perhaps these photos from the February 2009 SCORE will convince you. In the first, Daylene Rio applies the blow job while June Summers prepares the balls for sucking. Notice how she’s licking the dude’s balls as if she loves them, as if they’re prized jewels. Which they are. In the second, Daylene is still blowing rod, and June is sucking hard on the guy’s nuts. Too hard? No way! June has sucked a lot of balls in her life, and she knows that doing it properly requires just the right suction. Besides, I remember the day these photos were shot, and the studio never called for an ambulance. She also isn’t biting, which is very important. And for you homophobes out there, notice how June is going nowhere near the guy’s tuchus.

Now, really, 25% guys: You wouldn’t want June to do that to you?

June prepares the balls for sucking while Daylene vacuums the cock.

June prepares the balls for sucking while Daylene vacuums the cock.

June sucks hard but is careful not to detach the balls from the body. The guy's outer sac provides the needed protection.

June sucks hard but is careful not to detach the balls from the body. The guy's outer sac provides the needed protection.

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Rating: 4.5/5

Birthday bust-outs this week

December 1, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

May their birthday cakes be as big and tasty as their real cakes! Just curious…anyone here ever see Penelope, Alyssa and/or Busty Brianna dance in a club?

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Rating: 4.6/5

Make your own busty doll with Boob Science

December 1, 2009 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Now at the eBoobStore in a two-disc set.

Now at the eBoobStore in a two-disc set.

Our latest feature DVD Boob Science stars Daphne Rosen as the living doll creation of two geeksters who couldn’t pick up girls in a whorehouse. That’s where the paranormally-endowed Daphne comes in to help them out. Boob Science stars Aileen Ghettman, Angel Gee, Contessa Rose and Eva Notty all doing XXX guy-girl hardcore scenes and glamour girl Maggie Green in her first girl-girl XXX scene with Daphne. The two-disc set includes bloopers, interviews, behind-the-scenes footage and other extras. Check out the trailer at BoobScience.com.

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Rating: 3.9/5

Is Ashley Sage Ellison a SCORE Girl? The voters are speaking!

November 30, 2009 by Dave 29 Comments
Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

From the start, the editors of SCORELAND have wondered whether British newcomer Ashley Sage Ellison is a SCORE Girl. Sure, she has J-cup tits, but SCORE has always been about slim ‘n’ stacked while curvy Ashley fits better into the voluptuous category. Ashley is one of the few girls ever to appear in SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines, and you gotta ask yourself, “Can a model be a SCORE Girl and an XL Girl at the same time?” We’re not talking about years apart and after a weight gain (as in the case of Latvian beauty Inesse). We’re talking about simultaneously.

Well, we can argue about it all we want, but if you want an answer to a question…ask it! As you probably know, the voting in the SCORE Awards is going on now at SCORELAND (and in the magazine), and the results so far are illuminating: Among magazine voters, Ashley is first for Newcomer of the Year. Among SCORELAND voters, Ashley is running a very, very close second to Eva Notty. And this isn’t based on a small number of votes. This is based on a LOT of votes. Thousands upon thousands of votes.

Can Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year? And if she does, doesn’t that make her absolutely, 100% a SCORE Girl?

FYI, Faith, Mianna Thomas and Angel Gee are also getting a lot of online support in the NOY voting. For Model of the Year, the anticipated showdown between Karina Hart and Christy Marks is an online runaway but much closer in the magazine voting. Overall, it’s still too close to call.

Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?

Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?

As for the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND, we’ve gone on and on about many of the surprise eliminations so far, but how about the surprises among the 33 girls who remain? I’ll give you one: Czech plumper Angelina Vallem, who debuted in the May ’08 Voluptuous. We’ve counted up the total number of votes each model has received (in this case, the less the better), and Angelina is in the Top 5 among fewest votes. Angelina is sexy, beautiful and has great tits (she fucks well, too), but to me, that is the one biggest shocker of the “Best of the Decade” so far. But there’s still a long way to go.

And speaking of voting, last week we asked, “How much hair should a busty babe have on her pussy?” Well, it was a close shave, but “Just a little, nicely trimmed” pulled away in the end to beat “None. Shaved clean,” 36% to 28%. “Full bush but not overflowing” got 17%, followed by “Who cares? It’s all about the tits!” at 13% and “Full bush, growing wild” at 6%. This week’s poll: Blow jobs. How do you like them?

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Rating: 4.4/5

Summer Sinn & Morgan Leigh are stretchin’ those sweaters!

November 29, 2009 by Elliot James 6 Comments

The power of big tits! Seeing big tits in tight tops switches the male brain to various modes. There’s “Stupid.” There’s the higher level “Idiot.” And then next is “Moron.” This is a scientific fact. I know from years of personal experience.

See how tight tops react under severe pressure!

See how tight tops react under severe pressure!

Now on SCORELAND, Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh spend quality time in the SCORE Studio trying on sweaters and tight tops. Eventually Summer tells Morgan that she’s gotten too horny from trying on all the tops and the feel of the fabric rubbing against her nipples. She asks Morgan to help her find a dude who’ll bang her brains out.

You don’t want to miss this hot video in SCORE Theater. Trust me. Because I’m stupid.

Don't miss the mouthwatering combo of tight tops and breast-sex!

Don't miss the mouthwatering combo of tight tops and breast-sex!

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Rating: 4.4/5

Kissin’ cousins

November 29, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Michelle Bond. Relatives in America?

Michelle Bond. Relatives in America?

Isis Haze. Michelle Bond's cousin?

Isis Haze. Michelle Bond's cousin?

I’ve noticed a couple of uncanny resemblances with several SCORELAND Girls, not in breast size or shape but facially. The first two are Michelle Bond, a girl-next-door from Wirral, England who’s modeled many times since 2002, and Isis Haze, a new hottie from Madison, Wisconsin who was discovered by SCORE reader Rick Rueping. The girls could be sisters. And then there’s Europe DiChan, a longtime SCORE model who sailed on four Boob Cruises, and Michelle Honey (July ’09 SCORE), a new model from Las Vegas. Europe, of course, has much bigger, heavier tits than Michelle , but I’m just focused on faces right now …for the first time in a LONG time. There are a few more kissin’ cousins in the vastness of SCORELAND, and I aim to find them!

Europe DiChan in 1997

Europe DiChan in 1997

Michelle Honey July 2009

Michelle Honey July 2009

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Rating: 4.5/5

Are Latin girls hotter fucks?

November 28, 2009 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Angelina Castro's Second XXX SCORELAND Video.

Angelina Castro's Second XXX SCORELAND Video.

This is the question that Angelina Castro wants to answer in a new SCORELAND pictorial and video, “Are Latin Girls Hotter Fucks?” showing today in SCORE Theater. Many would say yes, including our esteemed editor of Voluptuous and BootyLicious magazines. As you know, we’re based in South Florida, which is teeming with the hottest Latina babes. Cuban-American Angelina Castro (March ’09, July ’09 SCORE) is one of those body-beautiful stars, always dressed to kill in tight tops, push-up bras, tight dresses, short-shorts, the highest heels and no panties. In the opener of Angelina’s second XXX video, she models a skintight dress, bra-less and panty-less. SCORE Man enters to interview her, and he’s as impressed by her tush as he is by her tits. Sex happens!

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Rating: 4.6/5

An ode to Asian hotties

November 27, 2009 by Maria 12 Comments
Kiko Lee: This Asian sex kitten makes me purr.

Kiko Lee: This Asian sex kitten makes me purr.

Ava Divine: Divine indeed.

Ava Divine: Divine indeed.

Kellei + a banana = Hotness.

Kellei + a banana = Hotness.

Minka is the QUEEN of busty Asians. I bow to her.

Minka: Busty Asian Queen.

Dear Stacked Asian Hotties, Thank you for your exotic looks and lovely curves. Your enticing bodies remind me of faraway, foreign lands full of mystery and adventure. You’re rare gems, and I’d like to take the time to salute your awesomeness. Your striking looks and bounteous racks are things of beauty! Bloom on into busty greatness, all of you luscious Lotus flowers. Me love you, long time. xoxo Maria

Mimi: One of my fave Asian titters.

Mimi: One of my fave Asian titters.

With her long black hair and tight body, Lena Li is my anime fantasy cum true.

With her long black hair and tight body, Lena Li is my anime fantasy cum true.

I would stand under Jade Feng's umbrella.

I would stand under Jade Feng's umbrella.

Kianna Dior: One of my first interviews at SCORE and the sexiest Asian gal around.

Kianna Dior: One of my first interviews at SCORE and the sexiest Asian gal around.

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Rating: 4.5/5