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What a SCORELAND Blog reader looks like…

September 9, 2009 by Dave 11 Comments

We have just one comment about Sienna Hills: Nice tits!

We have just one comment about Sienna Hills: Nice tits!

Sienna Hills has been a regular commenting at the SCORELAND Blog, so we thought you might like to see what she looks like. In case you’re wondering, Sienna always has her tits out and her pussy spread when she’s commenting…right, Sienna? But how do you type with your hands full?

Sienna also owns a newsstand in Little Rock, Arkansas, and she tells us that SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls are her biggest sellers. Hey, I’d be a regular at a newsstand, too, if the girl behind the counter had a rack like hers. You can see more of Sienna (including photos shot at her newsstand) at XLGirls.com.

And in case you’re wondering what Sienna does in her free time…

Sienna takes a break from working at the magazine store.

Sienna takes a break from working at the magazine store.


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Rating: 4.2/5

Sage advice

September 9, 2009 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Ashley Sage in September '09 SCORE. See the set on SCORELAND.

Ashley Sage in September '09 SCORE. See the set on SCORELAND.

Ashley Sage Ellison is back at SCORELAND this week in a fresh set of pictures. If you’re having a bad week, she’s enough reason to cheer you up. I loved Ashley’s attitude from the start. So many big-boobed girls have a natural chip on their shoulders. A defensive force field. You even glance at their chests and they shoot you a dirty look. Forget trying to even remotely talk to them about modeling. Gee, sorry, no offense meant, but thanks for wearing that skimpy tank top at the mall that you’re not covering your cleavage up with. Let’s not even get into the booty shorts that aren’t covering your soft butt cheeks.

I've go to get one of these T-shirts!

I've go to get one of these T-shirts!

But Ashley is refreshing. She enjoys male eyeballs. I like a girl who wants me to stare at her breasts. “People ask me to take pictures with them when they see me,” Ashley says. “I’ll go out and get stared at all night. But I like that. One of the good things about having big breasts is that you get noticed. So you feel like a celebrity sometimes. Guys at clubs are always taking out their cell phone cameras.”

The world needs more Ashleys.

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Rating: 4.8/5

This week’s poll: Do you like eating pussy?

September 8, 2009 by Dave 18 Comments

Last week’s poll asked for your preferences when it comes to big-tit photos and videos. Forty-one percent want to see a D-cupper fucking; 33% would go for an E- or F-cupper who does everything but fuck; 21% want a mega-stacked babe even if she only shows her tits; and 5% want those Tour de France highlights. I suspect that an answer not offered–”mega-stacked babe fucking”–is what you all really want.

This week’s poll asks for your feelings about eating pussy. Like it? Hate it? Do it out of obligation? Let us know. We’ve been having a lot of conversation in the office about this question, trying to predict how it will turn out. Girls, if you’re out there, what’s your prediction (from personal experience) about how the voting will go?

By the way, those of you out there who don’t like eating pussy? Watching this video of G-cup newcomer Alexa getting her clam slurped might change your mind.

Sorry. “Clam slurped.” Words like that are the reason some guys don’t like eating pussy.

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Rating: 4.0/5

Lost…with big boobs

September 7, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Vanessa Montagne

Vanessa Montagne

If you were shipwrecked on a deserted island, what would be the one thing, item, object or person you’d want with you? Guys would want their favorite model. But what about SCORE Girls? I asked a few, and this is what they told me. Thanks, ladies!

Minka

Minka

Vanessa Montagne: “First I wanted to say a dildo. Actually, I would choose a really big, interesting, exciting book and enjoy the time reading.”

Minka: “Fireproof matches to cook food.”

Lorna Morgan: “My mobile phone fully charged and in service, a yacht would be handy, and as a last choice, Brad Pitt. If none of these qualify, then it would have to be my toothbrush. It vibrates.”

Elizabeth Starr: “My toothbrush!”

Maxi Mounds: “The one thing I would want on the island is another person to talk to so I wouldn’t be alone.”

Lorna Morgan

Lorna Morgan

Elizabeth Starr and friend

Elizabeth Starr and friend

Maxi Mounds

Maxi Mounds

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Renee Ross and Samantha 38GG: Whose boobs are bigger?

September 6, 2009 by Dave 20 Comments

Go ahead. Shoot me. I took this video last week while Renee Ross and Samantha were in the studio, and then I forgot all about it. Which is ridiculous because there’s so much boob flesh in this clip, it boggles the mind. How do I forget something like this? I guess my mind was over-boggled.

NEWS FLASH! A recent poll conducted by leading online dating services found that 85% of single men love big women, and more than 80% feel that BBWs are less bitchy than thin chicks. But, proving once again that the supposed mainstream misses the point when it comes to big girls, the pollsters asked the respondents why they love bigger women, and the obvious answer–”Because they have bigger tits!’–was not included among the choices.

Now, Renee, Samantha, if you’re reading this, I’m not saying your big tits are the only things to love about you. Not at all. But, hey, I’m sorry…they’re where my eyes go first.

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Bustin’ out at the strip club with Mianna Thomas

September 5, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Keep those scrawny, ordinary, small-chested strippers out of Club SCORE. We need ’em big, bigger, biggest. We don’t know if Mianna Thomas has any interest in being a real lap dancer, but this weekend, Club SCORE becomes the ultimate big-boob VIP room fantasy when the customer gets total service at his table and on stage in a SCORELAND 30-minute video. When Mianna (46-30-36) Thomas busts out at this strip club, she’s not kidding around. There’s enough firepower in her bra to wipe out a dozen men. Thank God Mianna uses her 34JJ boobs for good.

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Rating: 4.3/5

What is it about this photo?

September 4, 2009 by Dave 3 Comments
The great Cathy Patrick from a set shot in 1992. More of Cathy inside SCORELAND.

The great Cathy Patrick from a set shot in 1992. More of Cathy inside SCORELAND.

I know what it is about this photo that works for me. How about you?–Dave

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Rating: 4.1/5

Renee Ross: Jumpin’ rope with J-cups

September 3, 2009 by Maria 11 Comments

Hi guys! Well, last week Renee was here blogging and answering all of your queries as well as signing magazines for five of you lucky guys to win. But did you think that was all I had of Renee for you? Of course not. Surely by now you have more faith in me than that.

As I have mentioned in the past, I box, and one of my favorite things to do when I train is speed rope. It’s like jumping rope on overdrive. And I will admit that when I do this, I like to watch my boobs bounce up and down in the mirror. lol (I think my coach and the other guys in the boxing gym like to watch me jump, too.)

So, I thought it would be a great idea to ask Renee to jump rope while she was here. I will admit that in my imagination, when I envisioned Renee jumping up and down, I saw it in super-fast-forward. I envisioned her tits going up and down and up and down at neck-breaking speeds. However, it is quite hard to jump rope topless with J-cups, as I soon found out. But Renee is a great sport and she tried her hardest to make my dreams come true. lol

In the end, I realized that my hyper-fast jump roping was not going to happen, but Renee gave me an, er, booby prize, and let me catch her boobs while she jumped up and down, and gentlemen, let me just tell you that you haven’t lived until you catch a J-cup in the palm of your hand. Heavy and heavenly I tell you!

Now, in the original version of this clip, our video editor Lester left in about 30 seconds of me jumping rope for Renee, but I said, “No! Take me out! Put more or Renee jumping up and down topless!” and he did. Thank goodness because every second of Renee’s tatas in motion is a thing of beauty. Enjoy it, gentlemen!

* Maria

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How sports can be better

September 3, 2009 by Maria 14 Comments
In my version of ultimate football, Linsey could score a topless touchdown!

In my version of ultimate football, Linsey could score a topless touchdown!

Karina and Mandy: The perfect game of Doubles.

Karina and Mandy: The perfect game of doubles.

Ah, the world of sports. Almost as awesome as the world of boobs…almost. Like most of you guys out there, I am an avid watcher of sports. I love football with a passion, especially if we are going to get into a lengthy discussion about the Miami Dolphins. I love basketball and can be found at many a Miami Heat game, although only if they are playing against the Spurs, Pistons or the Knicks, who are my favorite teams to watch. And if there is a good boxing match on, I will zone out completely and be glued to the tube until the final bell. Some cold beer, some good BBQ and a few good games are all I need to make a day complete.

Oh, Daphne…I'd be fouled for hand-checking you for sure!

Oh, Daphne…I'd be fouled for hand-checking you for sure!

Danielle Derek: I don't know which soccer ball I want to grab first!

Danielle Derek: I don't know which soccer ball I want to grab first!

So, I am sure by now you are wondering why I titled this blog, “How sports can be better.” Well, I’m going to tell you about this theory that I have been kicking around in my head for a few days now. It started because I was Googling the Dolphins Cheerleaders, actually. You see, for me, the cheerleaders are as much a part of the sport as the players themselves. Who doesn’t love the cheerleaders? Or the dance teams? C’mon! I know one or two (or 12) of my fantasies involve a squad of horny cheerleaders and a steamy locker room.

Crystal Gunns and her volleyball-sized tits are amazing!

Crystal Gunns and her volleyball-sized tits are amazing!

Morgan Leigh wins by being a total knockout!

Morgan Leigh wins by being a total knockout!

So I started thinking about hot chicks, which led me to think about hot, big-boobed chicks, which led me to hot big-boobed chicks in sports uniforms and then EUREKA! I came to big-boobed sports. You see, what I am proposing is that sports would be totally fuckin’ rad if the teams were made up of busty hotties in clingy uniforms. I mean, think about it, the SuperBowl…WITH TITS. Amazing. The World Cup…WITH BOOBS. So good.

Sharday, I'd love to make it to third base with you!

Sharday, I'd love to make it to third base with you!

And, of course, the ladies would be aggressive and play like champions. Big-boobed champions. Imagine all that tit power unleashed on the field. Big tits bouncing and swinging everywhere while these women grunted, sweated and shoved each other around in hopes of victory. The very thought of it makes me reminisce about the unbridled joy I feel when I see women wrestling in Jello. Frenzied, chesty competition with lots of sexual undertones…it just works for me. Does it work for you? I mean…imagine that kind of kinky competitive energy in the arenas of football, basketball, boxing…I can’t be the only one who finds this idea fuckin’ hot, right?

Hopefully not!

Here are some hot shots of the stacked sports sirens I would like to see take the field…and then take their clothes off!
*Maria

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Tale o’ the tape with Angelina Vallem

September 2, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

When the commies left town or became capitalist pigs, the newly-freed Czech Republic began to evolve into the porn center of eastern Europe. We started seeing busty Czechs when hundreds of photographers started flocking there around 1998. The Czech Republic turned out to be a big boob capital also. We found Angelina two years ago when we were preparing to create a SCORELAND special called On Location Prague. She’s a Voluptuous Girl all the way. Angelina has no shyness whatsoever. She was eager to do a boy-girl video her first time out. She even did an orgy in that special with two guys and two other girls. Everything turned out really well.

Later on, we’d often hook up with Angelina whenever the staff was back in the Czech Republic to photograph newcomers. Today, we’re publishing a fresh set of Angelina in a boy-girl XXX from August ’09 V-Mag, and tomorrow, we’re running the super-hot video version of that pictorial. These Czechs are really super-horny people, both the guys and the girls. I suspect there’s some kind of natural Viagra in Czech beer, or maybe it’s the water.

Angelina's tits were meant to provide a platform for penile placement.

Angelina's tits were meant to provide a platform for penile placement.

Angelina speaks very little English (“Hello!” is about it) but she understands sentences such as “Show me your tits.” No problem! We have translators on these road trips and make dirty hand signs. She’s a fun-loving girl and always smiling and happy-looking. “In my country, the people are very open about sex,” Angelina said. “If you travel around my country, you will see men and women outside in their underwear when it’s warm! People in America would faint or call the police if someone did that.”

In this video, Angelina wraps a tape-measure around her treasure chest. This chick is packin’.

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