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September 19, 2011 by Elliot James
Sydney Simona art by Chris.
Chris writes: “Dear Editors, I recently saw some artwork on the SCORELAND Blog and thought I would like to add my drawing of one of my all-time favorites, Sydney Simona, from her first pictorial in SCORE.
“I have to say that her car wash pictorial and her red dress pictorials are my favorites! Thank you, SCORE, for having the most beautiful busty women in the world featured in your high-quality magazine!”
Thank you for the props, Chris, and thanks for sending us your art. Keep up the good work! You have the best subjects in the world.
On the birthday front, we have some tantalizingly topheavy titillators celeBRAting over the next few days. It’s birthday suit time! Happy B-Day, ladies.
Candace Von born Sept. 19.
June Summers born Sept. 19.
Taylor Stevens born Sept. 20.
Kaytee Carter born Sept. 21.
Busty Kathi born Sept. 22.
Rebecca Pauline born Sept. 22.
September 18, 2011 by Dave
This is Chanel. Not the Chanel I picked up (but pretty close). The Chanel who's at SCORELAND.
The great Kerry Marie gets ready for some back seat action.
I have a story to tell. About 20 years ago, I was driving through downtown Portland, Maine after covering an American Hockey League game. I was headed back to my hotel when I spotted this hitchhiker who was literally standing in the middle of the road, thumb out…and tits just about out, too. Now, I’m not one to pick up hitchhikers–it’s too dangerous–but I am one to pick up busty hitchhikers. So I stopped, and she got in. Stumbled in, actually. This girl was bombed!
“Hi,” she said when she finally settled in. “My name is Chanel. Chanel with the big tits.”
I swear she said that.
Anyway, I asked her where she was going. She asked me where I was going. And, long story short, she eventually invited me back to her place.
I'm going to guess that Arianna Sinn doesn't have to wait long to get a ride.
Now, there was no mention of money, so I don’t think she was a hooker. I think she was just a drunk girl who wanted to fuck. Why me? Heck, it could’ve been the guy in the car behind me if I hadn’t stopped.
But I didn’t fuck her. We got back to her place, we both got out of the car, and as we headed toward her apartment, I kept having these visions of what might be waiting for me inside, an angry boyfriend with a gun, a vicious dog, or maybe some friends who would rob me and beat me up. I mean, for all I knew, she was setting up an ambush.
Isis Haze makes keeping your eyes on the road impossible.
So, as she headed toward her door, I headed back down the stairs, into my car and back to my hotel.
Now, I could’ve taken a chance. A lot of guys would have. But by that time, I was so turned on by her big tits and her slutty attitude (and a few other things that had happened along the way) that I didn’t need to fuck her. And, ever since, I’ve had a thing for 1.) Hitchhikers; and 2.) Girls named Chanel.
Anyway, about two months after I arrived at SCORE in 2001, I was asked to help plan the On Location Key Largo shoot. And when we were trying to come up with scenarios for Kerry Marie, I was the one who came up with hitchhiker. Guess who I was thinking of?
So, busty hitchhikers…I love them. And even though you don’t see many hitchhikers these days, if I ever again see a girl like Chanel with her thumb out, I just might take that chance.
Meanwhile, Kerry Marie, Arianna and Isis will have to do.
September 17, 2011 by Maria
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Kelly Christiansen, 36H
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Christy Marks, 36H
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Angela White, 36G
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Angelina Castro, 36G
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Lorna Morgan, 34F
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Eva Notty, 34F
Today I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about tits, because let’s face it, when am I NOT talking about tits? We were talking about our breasts. (Because girls talk about their tits allllllll the time, I promise you.) You see, she and I wear the same size bra and she was asking me if I had a strapless bra that she might borrow to wear under a dress she was going to wear to a wedding.
Now, while I had no problem sharing my underthings with my lady friend, I told her, “I have a few, but I don’t think that they will fit you the same because our boobs are shaped differently.”
To which she replied, “Hello! We are the same size.”
And I said, “It doesn’t matter, they won’t fit you.” And guess what? They didn’t.
Now, why is that? Well, it has to do with a lot of science, I assume. Weight and mass multiplied by Pi or something like that, but I like to think that the simpler way of putting it is that every pair of tits are like snowflakes…no pair is the same. Yes, just like they taught you in grade school that each snowflake had its own pattern and shape, I am telling you that each pair of tits is unique and special and unlike any other pair anywhere.
But because I am somewhat of a boob scientist, naturally I had to go to SCORELAND and find evidence to prove my theory was correct. And hey, let’s face it, if part of my job as a responsible somewhat-not-really scientific professional is to stare at tits all day until I come up with facts, I AM GOING TO DO MY JOB! 🙂 So, I checked out models with the same sized racks.
I started with F-cuppers Eva Notty and Lorna Morgan. Both of these hotties wear a 34F, but that’s about it. When it comes down to it, their breasts are completely different.
Next, I checked out G-cuppers Angela White and Angelina Castro. Sure they are both brunettes. Sure, they both wear a 36G bra. But if you take a good look at their knockers, they are nothing alike.
Then I checked out Kelly Christiansen and Christy Marks, both touting a 36H rack. Again, great tits but that’s the only thing that these pairs of titties share in common.
Now, before anyone says something about this being a natural tits vs. augmented tits issue, I am going to say right up front, it is NOT. Rather, I am talking about the way breasts look and that encompasses nipples, areolae, shape, slope, width, etc.
After reviewing these tits, I came to the conclusion that my hypothesis that each pair of tits, regardless of size, is different and unique in their own way, was proven true. And isn’t that just a delightful finding? Not only because it means that you should treat every set of hooters you see with reverence and love, but also because it serves as a reminder that there will always be uncharted titscapes out there that we have yet to discover. Yes, there will always be new and exciting boobs to seek out and expose to the world!
And isn’t that kind of variety the spice of life?
I think so! And you can trust me, because I am a scientist. (No I’m not, but I look good in a lab coat, I promise.) lol
xoxo,
Maria
September 16, 2011 by Elliot James
Check under Maserati's hood! Twin turbos await!
Maserati told us in her first SCORE video (“Maserati’s Rack Attack”) that she’s attracted to guys who don’t pay attention to her right away. Guys who kinda ignore her. Guys who look like a challenge to her.
Well, here’s what I have to say about that, even though I find it hard to believe that she runs across any guys who behave like that.
Anyone who doesn’t have chained to his waist a girlfriend or wife who’s in the same physical shape as Maserati and plays that game is trying the old reverse-psychology tactic or is studying for the priesthood.
I know that any SCORE reader or SCORELAND member who spotted Maserati in a social setting, like a party, wouldn’t be holding up the wall. He’d be chatting her up, at the very least.
No such situation here in our second Maserati total hardcore scene, “Maserati Goes For A Juggy Joy Ride,” at SCORELAND. This mechanic is more than eager and ready to see what’s under Maserati’s hood, check out her impressive headlights, play with her knobs and buttons, inspect her luxe interior, then take her for a long, hard ride.
Maserati’s ride rules! So show her some love.
Maserati, Desiree, Beverly Paige…it’s a great time for huge-boobed, pole-vaulting newcomers.
Maserati’s debut magazine appearance is December ’11 SCORE, now ready for ya at eBoobStore.com or your favorite newsstand.
September 15, 2011 by Elliot James
Stephanie: look as much as you want.
“It’s hard to hide my boobs,” Stephanie Stalls says. “I like shirts that are tight on my boobs. They have to be tight and they have to show my cleavage. If I’m walking somewhere, guys will whistle at me or say, ‘You’re hot.’ Or they’ll be staring at me, and I’ll wave at them to let them know I saw them. Give them a smile.”
Stephanie has a great philosophy. And she practices her philosophy.
How many times have we seen a busty girl who tries to downplay her boob size or looks annoyed when she sees you checking out her chest? It happens a lot. I’ve lost track and so has Dave. I had a sighting the other day at a Miami mall–a woman seriously putting the hurt on a white T-shirt–and the same thing happened. It’s sad and not just because I thought that she had a lot of potential to actually model for SCORE.
That’s why a boob man has to appreciate Stephanie’s attitude. If they could all be like her, the world would be a better place. At least the big-boobed world.
That’s one of the reasons we’re always happy when Stephanie visits SCORE.
She makes the world a better place for boob men.
September 14, 2011 by Elliot James
Venera: Venus embodied.
Not long after ordering Venera’s Busty Debut, J.D. sent the staff at eBoobStore an email. Here’s part of it. We’re guessing J.D. somewhat liked Venera’s first DVD. What’s not to like? She’s 100% eye candy.
“I really didn’t think I would ever live to see another slim-and-stacked, all-natural girl as hot as the goddess Merilyn, but this Venera DVD proved me wrong! Yes, God is alive and well, based on this incredibly erotic evidence. Venera joins Merilyn in the exclusive pantheon of all-time greats.
Going back with Devon Daniels.
“As always, SCORE has the best team in the business working behind the camera, and your hair and makeup people, set dressers, camera man, sound recorder and Ms. Interviewer all hit home runs here.
“In fact, the sight and sound of Venera swaying and slapping her boobs are worth the price of admission alone! She also has the best back view, with her boobs splaying out on both sides, of anyone I’ve ever seen, including the legendary Devon Daniels! And she says her tits are still growing! The final chapter showing Venera in and out of the pool, her body oiled and glistening in the bright, tropical sun, stroking her body with the soft petals of a pink flower, truly defies description…
“What I wasn’t prepared for is what a bright girl Venera is, as she reveals in her interview! When she says she loves to slap guys in the face with her heavy and humongous H-cups–jumping Jiminy!
“Like Merilyn, Venera is a complete natural in front of the camera. Just turn it on and watch her go! Fans of slim-and-stacked women MUST have this DVD in their collections. For us, Christmas came early this year!”
September 13, 2011 by Dave
September 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.
Valory Irene born Sept. 13.
Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.
Puma Swede born Sept. 13.
Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.
Janet Jade born Sept. 13.
Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.
Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.
Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.
Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.
Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.
Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.
Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.
Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.
Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.
September 11, 2011 by Maria
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Does Carmen Hayes measure up to your expectations?
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Chelsea Charms is a whole lotta woman.
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The only thing that comes between Summer Sinn and Crystal Gunns is this measuring tape.
I want to talk about boob size with all of you boob lovin’ dudes out there. Boob size, to me, is an interesting thing. Before I came to The SCORE Group, I was a mild-mannered reporter at a newspaper here in Miami. The most I ever thought about tits was that mine were bigger than most chicks. I was at the time a DD-cup and that was, at the time, the colossus of all tit sizes. (Mostly because Victoria Secrets only sold up to a DD-cup, so I had no concept of anything bigger.)
Then I came to work for SCORE and my whole concept of of big tits was completely turned around. I mean, I was STUNNED that huge tits like these existed. I couldn’t wrap my mind around it. Then, after being here for a few months, I would see D-cups and I would think, “Oh, those aren’t big.” lol
Now, I think I’ve become some sort of big-boob elitist. Unless a lady is packin’ F-cups or bigger, I am not really impressed.
Do you find that this happens to you? Or, do you just appreciate all big tits, even the ones closer to the D-cup range? Is there such a thing as boobs that are TOO BIG?
Chime in. I want to hear what your criteria is and how you set the bar for big boobs. How do tits measure up to you?
xoxo
Maria
September 10, 2011 by Dave
Arianna Sinn's massive cleavage belongs on anyone's Top 20 list.
A great, boob-oriented photo set of Arianna Sinn goes lives today at SCORELAND, and when you look at it, you’ll know why Arianna was voted one of SCORE‘s “20 Greatest Naturals.” That’s the new, updated version of the “20 Greatest Naturals,” which was announced in the September ’11 issue (available at eBoobStore.com). Many of the girls in the Top 20 will be featured over the next three weeks at SCORELAND,
The first time we picked our “20 Greatest Naturals” in the September 2001 issue, the editors made the picks. This time, we got SCORE readers in on the fun, and thousands submitted ballots (which wasn’t easy because they had to pick 20 girls).
And the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is (in alphabetical order)…
Arianna Sinn; Autumn-Jade; Chloe Vevrier; Christy Marks; Danni Ashe; Diane Poppos; Ines Cudna; Janet Jade; Karina Hart; Karla James; Kerry Marie; Linsey Dawn McKenzie; Lorna Morgan; Merilyn Sakova; Nadine Jansen; Natalie Fiore; Nicole Peters; Sharday; Terry Nova; and Valory Irene.
A few comments:
Still No. 1 after all these years
1. Linsey Dawn McKenzie received the most votes by far. She was named on 99% of the ballots.
2. Valory Irene made the list despite having debuted in SCORE only nine months earlier. That’s very impressive.
3. Miosotis won 2010 Newcomer of the Year over Karla James, but Karla made the “20 Greatest Naturals” and Miosotis didn’t (barely). What happened?
4. Danni Ashe, who doesn’t have huge tits but does have great tits, made the list, and I’m thinking that’s partly because of her long-term contribution to big-boobdom.
Of course, no sooner had the Sept. ’11 issue been put to bed than a few more great naturals came along, namely Leanne Crow and Venera. That reminded me of 2001, when Sharday debuted two months after the first “20 Greatest Naturals” issue, immediately outdating it.
That’s a problem I could live with forever.
