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Karina Hart’s winning ways

May 25, 2011 by Elliot James
Congratuations, Renee Ross!

Congratuations, Renee Ross!

Karina Hart was second runner-up in the V-mag Model of the Year contest, and her pictorial from the June ’11 issue was posted yesterday at SCORELAND. Today, SCORE Theater is playing a Karina vid. There’s an impressive scene in this video, not included in this trailer, of Karina squeezing an orange over her nipple and licking off the juice. Now here’s someone that the Florida and California orange juice industry should hire as a spokesmodel.

This year’s MOY contest was a tough showdown. You had Karina, you had Ashley Sage Ellison (she came in second), you had a group of other greats, and you had this year’s winner, Renee Ross, who lost to Ashley last year in the V-mag Newcomer of the Year contest. I don’t vote in these contests because the choices are too difficult. And besides, I’d rather stay neutral. It’s a cliche, but they’re all winners to me. Congrats, Renee!

Dave did a blog a few weeks ago about adding a best hardcore performer title to SCORE‘s three yearly mag contests. I actually think that’s long overdue.

Renee Ross: Voluptuous Model of the Year and a good boss to have at the job

May 23, 2011 by Elliot James
Winner! Renee Ross deserves it. Available at eBoobStore.com.

Winner! Renee Ross deserves it. Available at eBoobStore.com.

The boss.

 

Today at SCORELAND, join the office party that Voluptuous Model of the Year winner Renee Ross is throwing.

Boss Ross is a stern taskgiver and a whip cracker at work, but she does reward overtime and good office manners.

If you do a good job, you get to see her whoppers before lunch break.

The pictorial posted today is from the June ’11 Voluptuous, the annual awards announcement issue.

Don’t be late or Rene’ll penalize ya!

Why we can’t blame a certain former governor of California for doing what he did (and has anybody noticed that his former housekeeper has big tits?)

May 22, 2011 by Dave
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Danni Ashe: ""Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

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Annie Swanson: "I'll be back."

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Kerry Marie: "Put that cookie down. Now!"

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Rhonda Baxter: ""If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll no more."

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Haydee Rodriguez: "If I am not me, then who the hell am I?"

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SaRenna Lee: "Come with me if you want to live."

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Diane Poppos: "What can I say? I'm a spy."

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Brandy Talore: ""This hero stuff has its limits."

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Jade: "Your levity is good. It relieves tension and the fear of death."

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The Busty Euro Maids: "One of us is in deep trouble."

Paola Rios: "Hasta la vista, baby!"

Paola Rios: "Hasta la vista, baby!"

Victoria Lane: "No problemo."

Victoria Lane: "No problemo."

Katarina and Dominno: "If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll no more."

Katarina and Dominno: ""To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."

Rex Harrison once asked, “Why can’t a woman be more like a man?” We’ve never asked that question.

May 21, 2011 by Dave

You know, sometimes the divide between men and women is kind of funny. For example, we think they want to watch football with us. They think we want to go shopping with them (I’m not talking about bra shopping, which is a totally different animal). We think they want to watch ESPN. They think we want to watch Desperate Housewives. We think they want to hang out with the guys. They think we can come up with no better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than to visit their mother.

But then you say to a busty woman, “But I would like to watch your exercise routine,” and they look at us like we’re crazy.

We say, “We would like to watch you go jogging,” and they think, Isn’t that kinda boring?

We say, “We’d like to watch you take a shower” and…well, they get that.

Anyway, presenting 40-26-34 British newcomer Charley Green in the third installment of the DVD Leanne’s Stacked Summer, which continues its special pre-release showing this weekend on SCORELAND.

No, Charley isn’t making us go shopping. No, she isn’t making us watch Desperate Housewives. But that exercise, jogging and shower thing? Got it.

Angela’s Bikini Bangeroo

May 20, 2011 by Elliot James

Angela's Bikini Bangeroo now at SCOREVideos

Angela's Bikini Bangeroo now at SCOREVideos

Just when you thought it was safe to put your pants on, she sucks you right in again. Yes, it’s Angela White time again!

When Angela and SCORE went to St. Maarten for the SCORELAND Special “Angela White Finally Fucks,” she and Maggie Green also got into a serious tongue-tussle for “Leanne’s Stacked Summer,” now in its fourth chapter on SCORELAND.

But wait! There’s more. Angela wasn’t done with getting boned. She needed one more good, hard pounding, as if that would be a surprise to anyone.  So before heading home to Australia, Angela got it. That’s right. Angela did one more boy-girl boobie-call, and it’s on SCOREVideos.com right now.

It’s amazing how ravenous Angela is. Some girls make sex into a special event, and Angela’s one of them. After screening “Angela’s Bikini Bangeroo” and seeing how wild she gets, I’d swear that Miss White spent the last eight years in a women’s penitentiary. Come to think of it, Angela would probably like that! Wouldn’t ya, Angela?

She’s an amazing chick. High-energy and fearless.

If you’re a SCORELAND member, you probably have SCOREVideos.com free as part of the Loyalty program.

This is an Angela video you want to see. Trust us.

Yes, there will be a DVD Angela White Finally Fucks that will include this video. It’ll be released very soon. We’ll keep you posted.

They call it a “Miracle.” We call it a sham!

May 19, 2011 by Maria

In a world full of uncertainties and untruths, there is one thing we should all be able to depend on. There is one thing that should be a constant, no matter how unstable other things are. And that one thing is BIG TITS. You should be able to look at a pair of big tits and believe in their size, weight and J.F. (Jiggle factor.) While Shakira might tell you that Hip Don’t Lie, here at SCORELAND, we like to believe that Tits Don’t Lie. That’s why when we came across an ad for Victoria Secret’s new “Miraculous Push Up” bra, we were intrigued. (Hey, it’s not every day that someone advertises miracles AND titties!)

You can imagine how pissed we were when we read their promise that stated,

“Hello, Bombshell!” Instantly adds two cup sizes. Can be worn as a halter or crossback. In smooth & lace. Sizes 32AA-38DD.

Say what?

While we can sympathize with flat-chested women who might have to resort to this kind of subterfuge, there is no excuse for women with tits to participate in this kind of sham!

Bella Blaze is a 36DD.

Bella Blaze is a DD-cup.

Lorna Morgan is a 34F.

Lorna Morgan is an F-cup.

Imagine if you see a woman walking down the street, jiggling all over the place, with a rack that looks to be about an F-cup. You ask her out. She accepts. You take her to a nice dinner. You take her out for some drinks. You take her out to a movie. Now you have invested time and money in this F-cup dream. Finally, the time comes for you to get in where you fit in and jump on the hanky-panky train. You cop a feel and…wait a second! It feels like you are squeezing a couch pillow, all padding. But you press forward bravely into the great tit unknown. Then she takes off her Miraculous (Read: LIE) Bra and, hey, what the fuck? Where did all that F-cup go? It’s gone. And instead, you are left holding on to a D-cup, maybe a DD-cup. Sure, it’s not THAT bad, but it ain’t the F-cup you were promised. It’s a lie.

Maybe I am being harsh because I am a woman with larger chesticles, but to me, these miracle bras are like driving off the lot in what you thought was a Mercedes only to find out you bought a Lexus. Sure, it’s still a luxury car, but it’s NOT THE SAME.

It boils down to the idea that women shouldn’t create lies about their tits. The two-cup sizes lie is the worst thing ever created. That’s like a two-inch lie from a guy. Trust me when I say that when it comes down to it, two-inches makes a big difference! lol

What say you, tit men? Have you encountered these deceptive undergarments? Are you pissed about it? Do you accept it? Does it matter? Chime in.

xooxoxo Maria

True royalty from the United Kingdom

May 18, 2011 by Elliot James

I’m sure Prince William and Catherine are very nice people, but for me, true British royalty comes in the form of Ashley Sage, Dors Feline, Kerry Marie and many, many others, including Terri Jane, who’s just had a fresh video posted at XLGirls.com that you should see if you call yourself a tit-man.

This vid is called “Club Terri,” and it was made in the Dominican Republic. At this club, Terri’s lovely pair of coconuts are the star attractions. This tropical paradise suited Terri Jane just fine compared to the chill of Birmingham.

“I love the beach,” Terri said. “We could take a blanket and we could sit there and drink champagne and eat strawberries together and watch the sun set. That would be a dream if a guy did that for me. I would love it.”

Life’s a beach for SCORE and V-mag Girls.

Should there be an award for fucking?

May 17, 2011 by Dave
Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.

Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.

Chica would be a candidate for XXX of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.

Chica would be a candidate for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.

As many of you probably know, for 2010, Voluptuous magazine added a bunch of categories to its year-end awards voting. In addition to Model of the Year (V-Mag’s oldest award) and Newcomer of the Year, V-Mag now has Bush of the Year (Aileen Ghettman), Preggo of the Year (Lorna Morgan), Ass of the Year (Cherry Brady), Pussy of the Year (Jenna Valentine), Areolae of the Year (Denise Davies) and Hardcore of the Year (Christy Marks).

That last category is the one I want to focus on today. SCORE reader R.N. from New Jersey recently wrote in, “At the risk of seeming presumptuous, I’d like to suggest a category for future voting. I think many readers would like to vote for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year, the girl whose boy/girl layouts are the hottest. There would be some tough competition, I’m sure.”

The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.

The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.

This isn’t the first time we’ve received that suggestion, but the fact is, we’ve resisted adding to SCORE‘s current awards categories (Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Big-Boob Hall of Fame) for a variety of reasons:

1. We don’t want to water down or deemphasize the existing awards.

2. Many readers in the UK wouldn’t be able to participate because they get the censored UK edition without hardcore sex.

3. Many readers and SCORELAND members already object to competitions between the models (and I kinda agree that everything doesn’t have to be a competition).

But should we change our minds? Should we implement XXX SCORE Girl of the Year when the 2011 awards finalists are announced?

And to qualify, would a tits and tugs scene be enough, or would a cock have had to have penetrated the girl’s sacred pussy and/or asshole?

Whaddya think? Should we or shouldn’t we?

Many happy returns

May 15, 2011 by Elliot James
Out of the blue. In more ways than one.

Out of the blue. In more ways than one.

This Sunday and Monday is one of the more surprising comebacks I’ve ever seen in all the time I’ve been at The SCORE Group. Diane Poppos’ unexpected return last week was great, and this is too, in a different way. Here’s some quick backstory. Over ten years ago, one of our photographers, Peter, found a girl and photographed her for one solo pictorial. Her name was Desiree and she was from Pennsylvania, just visiting south Florida. Now and then, we find a tourist here for the sun and fun for a week or so. Spring break, personal vacations and all that. Anyway, she posed and her pictorial was eventually published in September 2001 Voluptuous. The mag hit the racks, soon replaced by the next issue, and that was the last time anyone here saw or heard from Desiree again. I’ve never seen her pictures in any other magazine.

Discovered on the beach more than ten years ago.

Discovered on the beach more than ten years ago.

A few weeks ago, one of our studio reps sent the editors an email with “doctor shots” of a girl who’d just contacted BeASCOREModel and was interested in modeling. Our rep wrote in her email that Desiree had modeled before for us but I drew a complete blank when I saw the attached snaps that Desiree included. Even that distinctive tit tat didn’t register. I thought she was a newcomer. Looking her up in SCORELAND‘s Model Directory repaired my memory short circuit. The tat was a dead giveaway. And ya know what? Desiree had definitely changed! Her boobs are huge now and her tush has filled out nicely. She’s prettier too. Good times.

Overall, Desiree has majorly blossomed into a real hottie. Compare this new pic to her first and only layout. Not only did her body transform, but Desiree said she would do boy-girl if we wanted. And not only that, but Desiree said she would try anal sex too. In fact, she says that the scene today and tomorrow is the first time she’s ever had a dick going into her virgin ass. Now that’s hospitality. The offer of ass, well, that’s an offer that would be a sin to waste.

And that’s also what I call a really horny comeback. This doesn’t happen every week of the year. I wish it did but that’s not how things work.

As far as I know, Dave hasn’t interviewed Desiree on video. But if he gets the chance to at some point, and I hope he does, I have a bunch of questions for him to ask. What motivated Desiree to contact us after so many years and out of the blue? What’s she been up to all these years? Has she been following SCORE or V-mag?  What’s the tat mean? Plus questions about her tits, now and then, and doing full-sex as well as anal for the first time. I’m curious.

We’ve had several memorable comeback stories here at SCORELAND over the years. Deena Duos, Eden Mor, Eva Notty, Morgan Leigh, Carol Brown and Autumn-Jade to think of a few well-known names. This cumback’s a goodie too. Desiree impresses me.