The bikini in today's XLGirls.com photo set doesn't stand a chance against Miosotis.
The natural wonder that is Miosotis and her KKK-cup tits hits XLGirls.com as “Treasure Chests of the D.R.” continues with Week 2. Solo photos and a behind-the-scenes video today. Fucking tomorrow.
The behind-the-scenes video is kinda cool because we get to see Miosotis in different outfits, plus our videographer asks her some questions (which she answers in Spanish and we sub-title). The solo photos are ridiculous, and I mean that in a good way. Ridiculous as in you have never seen a girl destroy a bikini like Miosotis does. The fact is that the bikini she’s wearing–or trying to wear–is not small. In fact, your average, run-of-the-mill DDD-cupper (the size Miosotis wore when she was 13 years old) could wear it to the beach and nobody would say, “Look at the skimpy bikini that girl’s wearing.” But on Miosotis, that bikini top has the effect of postage stamps. I could say more, but what’s the point? In this case, one pictures speaks a million words, most of them unintelligible because we’re so dumbstruck.
By the way, tits are definitely part of this outfit.
(Dear Dave, I see your Arianna Video and I raise you this blog by the one and only Jenna Valentine. I figured the only way to trump a video from the Bahamas was to let Jenna, who was ACTUALLY there, tell you guys what it was like to frolic with the busties. And of course, she has some pics of all the behind the scenes action for you, too. Dave, I may be saying this prematurely, but…I WIN. lol xoxo, Maria 🙂 Take it away, Jenna…)
Jenna Valentine and her debut magazine, Voluptuous May 2010.
Jenna Valentine: Sublime in the tropics.
The view of the beach from the girls’ private house in the Bahamas.
Taylor and Jenna get close for comfort.
Taylor Steele, Jenna Valentine and Karla James…they want to mount your vessel.
Sailor girl Jenna could inspire a lot of seamen.
Oh, hi, SCORELAND Members!
This is Jenna Valentine, taking over the SCORELAND Blog for a hot mess of a minute. Somehow, I got permission to write a blog about my trip to the Bahamas. But before that, I’d like to officially announce (imagine dramatic royal horns playing!) that I got my first bra fitting! Okay, that’s boring, but the good news is (Well, at least for you guys, not my for my bra-buying wallet!) that I am a 36H! I don’t know how this happened. I’d like to thank the Academy and my good genes. I’ve had big boobs since fourth grade. I had D-cups by age 11. (Writing that made me feel creepy, and now I think Chris Hansen is behind me.) Anyway, I have no idea where these came from. No one in my family has big boobs. I am the only one. My mom (who’s a MILF by the way, guys!) is super petite. She’s 5″ and 100 lbs. (Now you know where I get my epic height from.) But my boobs? No idea. I just text-messaged my grandma and asked her if I was in some sort of nuclear accident area when I was born.
Okay, enough about my boobs. No just kidding. Let’s talk about more boobs. I was recently asked to take a trip to the Bahamas to pose for SCORE, and I said YES! (Exactly like that, without thinking.) Let’s be honest, I am obviously not one for the sun. Look at me. I have porcelain, fragile, vampire skin. I am also just a little scared of the ocean. (I have a lot of phobias.) However, I’d never turn down a chance to pose with some huge-boobed hotties in a private house on an island. Would you? No. (If your answer was yes, then I don’t know what to think or say about you.)
Let me tell you about the hot ladies I got a chance to bunk with. (This sounds like summer camp! A naked big-boob summer camp.) First, there’s Karla James. Karla looks even more innocent and young in person. She has a very sweet face and her boobs are huge. Gigantic. Bigger than mine! I was shocked. I’ve never met anyone with boobies bigger than mine. She says she’s a G, but I’m thinking GGGGG. Then there’s Taylor Steele, and she is HILARIOUS. She’s the funniest, hottest chick ever…with huge knockers. Her boobs were also bigger than mine. (Seeing a pattern here, guys?) But let’s talk about Arianna Sinn! This girl is the sweetest, most-adorable girl on this planet. I don’t know what it was about her. Maybe it was her accent and the way she said some words that made my heart skip a beat! She was my roommate, but unfortunately we did not share a huge bed together. I was sick when I arrived in the Bahamas, so we had separate beds. But if there’s ever a time where I can room with her again, don’t you worry, I’d share a bed with her without even thinking. I’d spoon her with my boobs. Oh, I forgot to mention, Arianna’s tits were the biggest. I’ve never been the one with the smallest boobs in the group. I seriously felt flat-chested next to these girls! It was unbelievable. I came in thinking I had huge boobs, and I was out-boobed by three other girls! Standing next to Taylor, I’d look down at my shirt and go, “Oh.” I was super-disappointed!
I think my favorite part of the trip was actually going into the ocean with these girls. I haven’t been in a bikini or the ocean for about 10 or more years, but why would I ever say no to an opportunity to go jump up and down topless with three other hot chicks with HUGE boobs? We had sand fights, took off our tops, swam in the ocean, rolled over, rubbed sand on each other’s boobs and ran slowly down the beach topless like a topless Baywatch episode.
I had four wonderful days of watching girls get wet in the ocean, rub down their boobs with lotion and baby oil, get hosed down, put on sexy lingerie like garters (which are my absolute favorite!), jump up and down, do cartwheels (Karla did them, though she refused to do it for the camera!), try on bras, rub each other’s boobies, slap each other’s asses and shake their asses, too (That was mostly Taylor, though.).
I’ll miss my three big-boobed girls, and I hope one day we can all do another fun photo shoot! I can’t wait till you guys see us all together in bed in our SCORE tees 🙂 It was like the giant, big-boobed sleepover I always wanted! So ladies, if you’re reading this, I miss you all and I hope one day we can be boob-to-boob again. SCORELAND members, I love you guys and thanks for all your awesome support! I hope you all bought my debut magazine, Voluptuous May 2010, and enjoyed it. (I secretly hope I am someone’s new favorite pin-up girl!) I also hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I am the least-serious person so I wanted to make this funny to read!
I can’t wait until you guys get to see our sexy Bahama shoots!
Commenting on my Sunday Blog posting (“Now Showing: Video of Arianna Sinn in the Bahamas”), FrankNZ wrote, “Can we all work as interns on the next trip, please? Payment will not be required. I’ll even bring my own brushes for sand removal services!”
The last part of his comment reminded me of one of the best things ever said by a model in Voluptuous. It was in the November ’96 issue (I can’t believe I remember these things), and it was said by Chanel, a curvy amateur who appeared twice in V-Mag. The photo set was shot on the beach in South Padre Island, Texas, and Chanel said, “The wind was blowing so much. I was cleaning sand out of my ass for a week!” That comment was juxtaposed with the photo below, and the idea of Chanel picking sand out of that big, fuckable ass of hers…well, it got my imagination going. All I could think about was Chanel in the shower, picking sand out of her ass.
You know, some people say nobody reads the copy that accompanies the photos in a men’s magazine. Well, I do (and I did; in 1996, I was still five years away from becoming editor of SCORE and Voluptuous), and nearly 14 years later, I still remember the quote and the photo. Here it is.
"The wind was blowing so much. I was picking sand out of my ass for a week!"
Karla James, Arianna Sin, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine in the surf in the Bahamas!
Karla James shooting water everywhere...like a busty fountain!
Howdy Hooter lovers!
So, here is the skinny…our studio staffers went to the Bahamas recently to shoot models Arianna Sinn (Yum!), Jenna Valentine (My lesbian crush!), Karla James (Brit tit bomber!) and Taylor Steele (Canadian cans galore!) in the tropics. All you need to know is that there were tits and they were a’jigglin’ all over the place and sun and surf, which obviously makes stacked chicks want to be naked all the time.
I wouldn't mind being nestled between these ladies and their impressive chest snuggies!
Okay, so right off the bat I am going to just brush off the fact that they didn’t take me to paradise (AGAIN!!!) when they took these four righteous hotties to the Bahamas. I am just going to let it go that I wasn’t there when these babes were frolicking in the ocean, wet and naked. I’m not mad. I can look past it. And to show that I am not a bitter person, I (stole) reviewed these pics from the trip just now and I’m going to post them for you guys. 🙂
I want to be run down by a big-tit stampede!
I don’t know about you guys, but seeing these curvy cuties in these string bikinis makes me feel warm…in all the right places! I advise you guys to keep your eyes peeled and your cocks hard for the videos and photos that are coming your way from the Bahamas! Here’s another incentive…I hear rumors that they even shot Natalie Fiore, on this trip, too! (Okay, I’ll admit that typing that out made me a tad bit jealous that I didn’t go. I would have killed to rub tanning lotion on Natalie’s amazing jugs.)
My favorite picture in this series is the one where the girls are running towards the camera. I will openly admit that if I had to pick a way to check out of this world, being stampeded by half naked juggies on the beach is probably up there with being smothered by a bunch of tatas.
Enjoy the pics boys! (And remember to click on them to enlarge them to full-jacking size!)
