Tag Archive: Bikinis

Charlotte Queen is wearing a bikini. Bikinis were invented over 1,700 years ago. Say what?

October 21, 2023 by Dave

Yep, that’s a bikini Charlotte is wearing.

What is newcomer Charlotte Queen wearing in this photo? Is it a dress? Is it a bikini dress? Well, it turns out that Charlotte is wearing a bikini and a skirt, and you’ll be happy to know that it all comes off and Charlotte, 100% naked, fucks herself with a dildo today at SCORELAND.

And about that bikini…I just returned from a trip to Spain and Italy, Sicily in particular. And there I was, touring Villa Romana del Casale, a villa in the middle of Sicily that dates back to the 4th Century and is famous for its mosaic titles, when I saw this:

Well, I don’t have to tell you how gobsmacked I was. These girls from the 4th Century, maybe earlier, are wearing bikinis, while I’d thought for forever the bikini wasn’t invented until 1946. But here’s proof that the bikini is over 1,700 years old. And one other thing: It looks like beach volleyball was invented 1,700 years ago, too!

And another thing: Elliot’s blog Thursday about Kim Beltran, in which he says he was surprised Kim did hardcore. I gotta tell ya, I was really surprised that Elliot was surprised. I thought from the first time I saw her that one day, and perhaps very soon, we’d see Kim sucking and fucking.

So, to summarize:

Bikinis invented in the 4th Century: Shocked.

Kim Beltran doing hardcore: Not shocked.

By the way…Spain…particularly Barcelona. How come I never knew that it’s one of the big-tit capitals of the world? Slim, stacked women all over the city are walking around in tiny, midriff-revealing tops and no bras. I strongly suggest Spain for your next vacation.

Sofia Deluxe takes a bikini day

September 21, 2023 by Elliot James

When Sofia Deluxe goes to a pool or the beach, every head must swivel in her direction.

Everyone wants to know who that girl is.

“The best part is when they look at me and I know what they are thinking,” Sofia said.

Sofia knows what you are thinking.

An afternoon at the pool with Violetta. Now that’s a plan.

October 29, 2022 by Elliot James

Violetta trains in karate, so exercise caution writing comments. Violetta likes to work out and spend time with her family. Her plan is to buy a house. With her looks, photos and videos are the way to accomplish her goals.

She’s young and hot, so Violetta wants to have sex every day. She doesn’t masturbate much because she loves the D.

“Violetta likes to dress in sexy, teasing outfits that show off her body: tight, tiny shorts, tank tops, T-shirts and halter tops,” Dave wrote in SCORE magazine Volume 31 Number 4. Yup, Violetta’s got the bod for showing and teasing, and she likes it like that.

Violetta oils up at the pool.

Follow The Bouncing Boobs of Isa Gomez

October 22, 2022 by Elliot James

Isa Gomez is a Mamazon, the real deal. Making a bikini to fit her curvy body takes the skill of a master swimsuit maker. When Isa takes it off, the bouncing and oiling begin. New scene today.

No bikini top can contain those juicy tits.

Extra, extra. The new SCORE magazine is now available in digital format

May 27, 2021 by Elliot James

SCORE Vol. 30 No. 1 is the annual awards results edition.

Breaking news! Or should it be bra-breaking news?

The digital edition of SCORE magazine Vol. 30 No. 1 is now posted at eBoobStore.com. The print magazine is on the way and will be here and at stores in a couple of weeks.

Holly Wood is the covergirl of this issue, and today, SCORELAND has a new photo set and video of the now-mega-busty blonde. Holly was pretty excited to get the news about her first SCORE cover. The edition also includes the magazine contests results. Katy Ann won Model of The Year and Valory Irene was inducted into the Hall of Fame.

“People have to see my boobs for themselves to understand,” Holly said. “I cannot hide these tits no matter what I put on, and the wardrobe change I’ve had to go through is crazy. But I love all of it.  I also drive a sports car, so I instantly draw attention everywhere I go.”

Just imagine Holly wearing a tank top behind the wheel, before and after she secures the lap belt.

A new Holly Wood set starts today at SCORELAND.

 

 

 

The thick ‘n’ curvy girls are taking over the awards voting!

January 16, 2021 by Dave

Brooklyn Springvalley is thick ‘n’ curvy.

Brooklyn Springvalley, one of 2020’s top newcomers, returns to SCORELAND today with a bikini, monokini and dildo show.

Brooklyn is thick ‘n’ curvy. It just so happens that Stassi Rossi and Diana Eisley, the other two top vote-getters so far in the 2020 SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year Contest, are also thick ‘n’ curvy. So I’m thinking we were on to something last spring when we decided to do a magazine called Thick ‘n’ Curvy.

Where is that mag, you might ask? Still in the planning stages. That pandemic thing slowed us down, but now we’re forging forward. I’ll let you know more as we get closer to print time.

Interestingly, Cheryl Blossom, who’s currently leading the Model of the Year voting, is not thick ‘n’ curvy, but Kim Velez, who’s running second, is, in my opinion. Alexsis Faye, who’s running third, lost weight over the past few years, but she used to be the definition of thick ‘n’ curvy.

Speaking of the definition of thick ‘n’ curvy…what’s your definition?

SCORE Flashback: Valory Irene & Lana Ivans

December 3, 2020 by Elliot James

The swimsuit glory of Lana Ivans & Valory Irene (R)

January 2011: Valory Irene and Lana Ivans are in the Dominican Republic, where getting naked comes naturally. So what do two busty babes on-location on a tropical island do together? Get naked and tan together. The girls were shooting the all-star movie Big-Tit Skinny Dip. They teamed again for another all-star feature, Big-Boob Finishing School, shot in an historic villa in Sintra, Portugal.

Lana has a spunky, flirty personality. “I like to flirt, I like to dance, I like to have fun,” she said. “I love sex most of all. I go to the gym to stay in shape and I eat a healthy diet. I eat a lot of corn. I like teasing men and seeing how they look at me. I like to have fun with guys.”

“I remember my first reaction when I saw myself on the Internet, and it was really unusual for me,” Valory said. “I didn’t collect anything I did. I lived the moment. I experienced it in real life. I know all the details of the shoots, all the details of the videos, so for me, it’s not so interesting to see it. Since being a teenager, I get a lot of attention from men who are older than me, but also in the Dominican Republic, young boys made sounds to get my attention. It doesn’t matter about nationality. If you look pretty and sexy, men will look at you. It doesn’t matter about color of skin or language you speak. It’s nature.”

Good times.

The world’s greatest swimsuit issue is here!

November 20, 2020 by Dave

This is what a real swimsuit issue looks like.

I’ve always had to laugh at Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. First of all, it has nothing to do with sports. Second, it’s the ultimate cock-tease: All those girls wearing skimpy bikinis but not showing any tit or pussy. It’s like the publishers were thinking, “Okay, we have to come up with something that guys will feel comfortable about bringing home and showing to their wives and girlfriends.”

Fuck that. They should call it the Sports Illustrated Annual Blue Balls Issue.

You want a real bikini issue with micro-bikinis and monokinis, tits, ass and pussy?

Then you need the new issue of SCORE (Vol. 29 No. 5). The digital edition is on-sale now at eBoobStore.com.

The stars: Katy Ann, Sigal Acon, Shara Lopez, Billi Bardot, Dolly Fox, Casca Akashova, Daria, Princess Pumpkins and Danielle Derek. All of the scenes were shot outdoors: at pools, by the sea, on Biscayne Bay in Miami. Billi fucks on a yacht. Danielle, now super-sized, reprises her scene  from SCORE Sexplosion.

Plus, 12 full-length HD bonus videos, all of them of girls in bikinis, absolutely free.

You want blue balls? Wait for SI‘s swimsuit issue. You want to get off? You know who has your best interests at heart: SCORE.

Attention werewolves: Bhiankha is back!

November 14, 2020 by Dave

A girl who’s never thirsty.

The other day, Elliot emailed me, “I’ll tell you who really turns the guys into werewolves: Bhiankha. She is amazing. We’re posting video #3 on Saturday at SCORELAND.”

I would have written back to tell him I agreed, but my claws got in the way.

Today, Bhiankha will have you howling at the moon, and it’s not even full. Here’s what she does in her new video. She…

• tries on string bikinis;

• twerks her ass;

• slaps her tits together;

• self-sucks her incredibly long nipples;

• squirts milk out of her nips and into a beer glass;

• drinks her own breast milk and pours the rest of it over her tits;

• fucks her pussy with toys.

Sorry, I gotta go now. I have to brush my fangs for my date with Bhiankha.

 

 

 

Bathing Doll

October 15, 2020 by Elliot James

Anastasia Doll keeps her slim body toned and tight with yoga and a workout program at the gym. She trains four times a week and has a personal trainer.

Seeing is believing that all of her training is worth it.

When fully-loaded Anastasia takes a bath at SCORELAND, it’s an event.

“People are often very shocked when they see my enormous breasts,” Anastasia told us. “But I love it.”

Anastasia’s first Tits & Tugs scene caught everyone with their pants down. When she first asked me if we wanted that, I wasted no time telling her to connect with our studio people as soon as she could.

“My fans were super happy to see the scene, and the actor was very good, too. They want to see more,” Anastasia said.

The French Doll