Tag Archive: cars
April 2, 2019 by Elliot James
We’ve gotten some unusual requests over the past 27 years at The SCORE Group. They range from requests for the extreme to the mild yet offbeat. We welcome them all.
A domestic fantasy for some.
“Hi, there. Can you do more ironing videos? I love seeing girls ironing.”
This was from someone who calls himself “NeoAngel.” He didn’t mention folding and starch or no starch. The photographers actually did a few of these as bonus videos with Maya Milano at SCORELAND and Krystal Swift and Monica Love at XLGirls. They weren’t done in an erotic or sexual way. The girls were ironing their clothes while they answered some questions. Krystal did the second half of the video topless. No one commented on the ironing itself. NeoAngel saw them and wanted to see more of the girls ironing. Me, I’d rather see a model in a tank top driving a car. There’s some footage of Nila Mason driving in a recent XLGirls video that I really enjoyed.
“The guys really detract from the fantasy! I mean, c’mon, it’s really difficult to get into your hardcore. There’s nothing quite like the sight of some monster cock to ruin the mood. In fact, it’s flat-out disgusting! And if your rationale with cocks is putting a little something in there for the ladies, I dare say the majority of your readership is comprised of red-blooded, heterosexual males, so you ought to do a better job catering to us! If you spent more time focusing on what made you popular, instead of pandering to the bisexual guys out there who likely appreciate your homoerotic photo spreads.”
The comment above was from “Dew,” who really doesn’t like to see the girls with guys and let us know it with a sledgehammer. The hardcore versus no-core has been a subject for years. It’s definitely not added for the ladies. There are relatively few female members of SCORELAND. We did get a very nice letter from a female fan who commented in the Africa Sexxx blog posting. Anyway, getting rid of hardcore is not an option.
“Please show more pictures of chicks getting fucked on top of cars.”
This request from D.W. is a difficult one. We’ve done a few scenes in a car or van and I think they were all done in a garage, not outdoors. The movie Big Tit Tune-up had a couple of scenes of girls fucking on cars with the hood open.
“How about life-size posters of the members of the Big-Boob Hall of Fame? They would sell like hot cakes!”
Jerry submitted this request. I don’t know how the market for hot cakes is doing, but I kinda liked this idea. I once had a life-size door poster of the character Vampirella that sells for some crazy amount of cash these days. SCORE and V-mag used to occasionally include posters as freebies. They weren’t life-size posters, but they were cool. These days, digital videos are the magazines’ premiums.
Your Uber or Lyft dream driver?
August 26, 2017 by Elliot James
Princess Pumpkins said today’s soapy car wash photo shoot is her favorite. At least so far.
Princess wore the traditional clothing for the job, per car-wash industry regulations: a white T-shirt and denim shorts.
Fortunately for Princess and the photography staff, the shoot didn’t attract any gawkers, or even worse, a line of drivers waiting to get their cars washed, too.
The August 2017 SCORE is one of the fastest sellers I’ve ever seen. Princess is the covergirl of that issue. The print edition is out of stock, but the digital edition (an exact duplicate of the print) is available at eBoobStore.com.
Princess, who goes to cosplay conventions in costume, is also a webcam model. How many of you guys like to see girls dress like comic book or movie characters?
“I’ve had so many people come in my chat room saying that they joined for me, and I’ve had some SCORE guys become regulars,” Princess told me. “I’d say most of the people who come see me are from SCORE! Makes me so happy!”
It’s busty auto-buffing time.
July 24, 2017 by Elliot James
Reyna Mae gets picked up when she’s lost and her phone has conked out. She tries out one of those new stick shifts before they leave the car. No worries. He’d already parked. Distracted driving is not safe.
Reyna Mae is about to blow it totally.
April 8, 2017 by Elliot James
This was not the way you expected the day to go. It was just a routine day like any other day. It was cold and snowy. You were driving home.
And then you saw her standing in the road. Vanessa Y. in little denim shorts and a wool sweater. She was looking for a lift.
“Please, it’s so cold,” Vanessa pleaded. What choice did you have?
Vanessa hopped into the back seat and off you went, back to your place.
Congratulations to Vanessa Y. (May 2017 Voluptuous), voted V-mag Model of the Year for the second time.
Would you give this shivering lady a lift?
February 4, 2016 by Dave
Daphne's milking Carlos for another buck or two.
I’m sure most of you have gotten a blow job or a tug job in the front or back seat of your car.
What makes this different is that here, Daphne Rosen is a hooker. Carlos just picked her up. She got into his car. Then she took out his cock and sucked and jacked it.
We take a look at the highly jackable world of busty hookers today at SCORELAND. It’s nothing like Hookers At The Point, the HBO documentary series. That show turned the cameras away when the going got good. We move in closer for a better look.
Later in Daphne’s scene, she gets ass-fucked. That’s something most hookers don’t do. Anal sex, I mean. I’ve never even had a hooker offer me anal.
Not that I’ve ever had a conversation with a hooker.
Gotta go now. I just got struck by lightning.
January 6, 2016 by Elliot James
Word to the wise. Do not get Lisa Biggs angry.
That’s what auto mechanic Carlos Rios learns when chesty beauty Liza comes marching into his repair shop with her bill. Liza is boiling over like a red-hot radiator.
One way or another, Liza will get that bill lowered as well as Carlos’ pants. She will definitely straighten things out.
Liza opens her cardigan so he can check under her hood. He’s a sucker for a big-titted honey. Ain’t we all?
Another incredibly horny show from Miss Biggs and her major mufflers.
Honk if you love hooters.
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Going for a ride in the back of her van will settle this situation.
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‘Let’s check under that hood and see what we can do.”
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Liza is ready to blow over the bill for her van.
May 23, 2014 by Elliot James
Angel Wicky: Damsel in distress needs a white knight to the rescue.
A rotten bastard has left beautiful Angel Wicky stranded in a bad part of town. To make matters worse, she’s dressed to kill. Wicky is in a sticky wicket!
Just then, a white knight drives up in his chariot. One who brakes for angels. Angels with cleavage and big boobs.
Responsible for raising many tent poles.
Offering to get Angel the hell out of this dumpy part of town, he invites her into his car and they take off. Angel asks him if he wants to share a coffee with her.
When Angel Wicky invites a guy to coffee, only a schmuck would decline. With no cafes open, they head to his place.
Angel notices that she’s caused an uprising in his trousers. This event always delights the giggly, always happy blonde.
She knows when Mr. Happy Pants is eager to get some air and helps him escape.
See Angel blow the man down in “Stranded Angel” at SCORELAND, starting today.
July 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Plenty of leg room in this model.
While most hitchhikers tend to look like Freddy Krueger, here’s a bunch who can warm the backseats of our cars anytime. Lexxi Tyler will be backseat driving at SCORELAND on August 5. Lexxi can do whatever she wants to do back there. Looking back may not be the safest thing to do for our driver. She’s more dangerous than texting and drinking. What could he say if he was pulled over? “I’m sorry, Officer. Lexxi distracted me by pulling down her top and tugging her panties to the side?” I’m amazed she hasn’t become a porn star.
At Boobhound, leave the driving to us.
Isis Haze is also another driver’s distraction. She should change her name to Isis Road Hazard. However, we did find out that the buzzing sound was not coming from the dashboard.
At least with Jolie Rain, the driver wisely pulled over to the side of the road so Jolie could attempt repairs on his stick shift. It turned out that he actually needed an oil change. After checking his dipstick, she drained his pan. All three of these auto-buffed beauties are a cab driver’s dream. They’re why we tint our windows.
The kind of backseat driving you like.
June 30, 2010 by Elliot James
There are enough road distractions without Misty contributing.
Compounding the problem, this motorist is not even dressed.
An action like this could result in the mike winding up in the passenger's butt.
Look, go get a room and do this. Not at 40mph.
Florida is known for its excellent drivers. Thank goodness they don’t do stupid things behind the wheel like texting, drinking coffee, booze or soda, eating, putting on make-up, reaching for something that dropped by their feet, brushing their hair, putting on a shirt, tying a tie, taking off a bra, smoking, getting a blow job, reading, watching TV, masturbating or talking to someone in the back seat while looking at him.
Today, I would like to illustrate un-safe motorist boob behavior with some photos from SCORELAND.
February 15, 2010 by Elliot James
Summer Sinn: a major roadside hazard.
Penny Porsche: how many cabs have mounted the sidewalk because of women like her?
First, you need a hot SCORELAND babe walking down the street. The U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Adminstration doesn’t keep stats on how many fender benders and accidents begin with busty women on public streets distracting drivers. There have to be a lot. I’ve seen plenty of them. The past month, there’s been an upswing in drivers tending to blame Toyota, not big breasts, for their accidents, but I know better. I’m not saying we need to ban busty girls from going outside. That would be un-American. And burkhas are just ridiculous. The girls would probably walk into traffic because they can’t see.
On the contrary, I encourage well-developed women to walk around more often in relaxed clothing. In states with warm climates year-round (like Florida, except this winter), we have this phenomenon of girls in bikinis, tank tops and shorts holding up car wash signs at street corners. Not just holding up signs but waving them at passing drivers. Now that’s really dangerous.
Vixen LaMoore was not responsible for this but it's easy to believe she could have been. Truckers can get very horny, they start jacking and run off the road.
Florida used to have bikini girls working as roadside hot dog vendors, but that fad disappeared. I wish it would come back, but then the accident rate would go up. Busty women: I love them but they’re dangerous.
