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June 10, 2012 by Elliot James
Letha Weapons was the coverstar of August '92 SCORE.
Twenty years ago, the trucks were delivering their bundles of the second issue of SCORE magazine (Volume 1, No. 2) while readers who’d read the first bi-monthly issue waited impatiently outside newsstands and stores for their next load of new big boobs.
L.A. Bust was SCORE‘s first covergirl. Who would be the covergirl of the August ’92 issue?
She turned out to be Letha Weapons. “This sexy 18-year-old is packing clubs across the U.S. and Canada,” the editor wrote in Miss Weapons’ 11-page layout that closed the issue. “No doubt, Letha’s plump pair of honeydew-sized melons could certainly be classified as weapons in the battle of the sexes.”
Letha and her lethal weapons.
The rest of the issue included pictorials of dancer Zoryna Dreams; Tiffany Towers in a softcore sex scene with a guy; a softcore team-up Nilli Willis and Lisa Phillips and Jolene, a new 19-year old natural from San Diego, California.
There was an article by Christopher Caswell about the Vector, a $398,000 sportscar. The erotic short story was “Sylvia’s Secret” by Jackson Adams with art by Otis Sweat. There was a feature story, “How To Photograph Nude Models Part 2” by Evan Andrews. Evan wrote, “Being a glamour photographer will give you a way to open a conversation with all those girls you meet at the local sports bar and you will have a portfolio of photographs to back up your story. What guy could compete with you?” Indeed.
There was a two-pager about super-naturally busty Polish stripper and sexploitation actress Chesty Morgan. L.A. Bust began her first column “Night Moves,” the prototype of the columns that Alyssa Alps and Crystal Gunns would write.
Orion Jeweb contributed his scholarly breast column “Mam•mal•o•gy.” (“Because the spirit of rational inquiry demands the hard data of practical experience, Mam•mal•o•gy has come to realize that, as one reader put it, ‘a boob in the hand is worth two in the bra.'”)
Duncan Gutteridge painted a new Fantasy SCORE. “Homebodies” presented amateur hopefuls who’d sent in their Polaroids. Wrapping it up, there was a “Video Pick” and the “Scorecard” letters section.
The price? $4.95, $5.95 in Canada. (Gas was $1.13 a gallon.) I saw a used copy of this edition going for $23.95 now.
Lisa Gazombas on the back cover. The next issue was November '92. Readers had to wait two months.
On the back cover, Lisa Gazombas promised big-boobed satisfaction for the next issue, November ’92. She later changed her moniker to Lisa Chest. I don’t remember why. I liked Gazombas. I still do.
And that’s the way it was, 20 years ago.
No Internet. No DVDs. No iPads, tablets, desktops or Smartphones. No SCORELAND.
There were print magazines and VHS tapes. That was it. And there were strip clubs everywhere you could visit with lots of huge-boobed girls strutting their stuff on stage. They had names like Toppsy Curvey, Kayla Kleevage, Wendy Whoppers, C.C. Moore, Susie Boobies and Bethany Bustin and there were a helluva lot more new ones on the way. A huge-titted army, in fact.
April 29, 2012 by Maria
According to the Wiki gods, today is International Dance Day. On this day, you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind….
No, wait…that’s the Safety Dance.
Well, although they deemed it International Dance Day, the powers that be failed to say what kind of dancing that entailed, so I am going to go ahead and call today International Sexy Dance Day. Just let the International Dance Committee try and stop me.
So on this day I am going to pay homage to some sexy dancers that I happen to enjoy. All of these ladies dance their asses off, naked, and that is really the best kind of dancing there is.
And I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it.
In fact, I remember when SCORE used to do a feature called Caught in the Act where we would check out one of our busty babes at the strip club she was dancing at. And who can forget the dancing on the deck during those long nights at sea during the Boob Cruises? Yes, we have always held the naked dancer in high regard here at SCORELAND.
So check out these tiny-yet-huge-breasted dancers and enjoy International Sexy Dance Day, because even though it’s not a holiday, it totally fucking should be.
You’re welcome.
xoxo, Maria
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Exotica shakes her tits for tips.
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Crystal Storm shows off her jungle boogie.
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Crystal Gunns stays hydrated while she dances.
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Nicole gets a leg up on the other dancers.
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Angel Eyes takes it down to the floor!
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Candy Apples is one hell of a (pole) swinger!
March 13, 2012 by Dave
Kiko Lee isn't smiling, but believe me, she's happy. She's about to get some cock at SCORELAND.
Along with augmented vs. natural, and whether the models must show their pussies and do hardcore, one of the most common subjects among big-boob lovers regards models smiling (or not smiling) in their photos and videos. If I had a dime for every time a reader or website member complained about this model or that model not smiling, I’d be a millionaire. To these people, I could say, “Danni Ashe.” She never smiled (she pouted), yet she’s one of the most-popular big-boobed models ever. So there. And then these people would probably say to me, “Crystal Gunns.” She always smiled. Her smile was big and bright. She had a brick-shithouse of a body, but that smile made her seem like the girl-next-door.
Personally, for my own purposes, I don’t care whether a model is smiling (as long as she’s not giving me the finger or snarling), as long as she’s sexy and, preferably, posing in a very revealing, sexual manner. I do not expect a woman to smile while she has two fingers stuffed inside her pussy. I expect her to be overcome with lust and passion. To me, smiling does not equal lust and passion. A woman cannot smile and suck cock at the same time.
But, of course, SCORE and SCORELAND isn’t all about me and my own purposes. I have you guys to think about. And most of you like smiling.
S.M., a reader from Baltimore, Maryland, likes when the models smile, too, but he has an interesting, open-minded view of the other side of the debate. So I’ll turn the rest of this Blog over to him. Have at it, S.M.:
Here, I present proof that Ariana Angel does, indeed, smile.
“We’ve read time after time about how readers don’t like to see a model looking too serious or not smiling. They tend to think they’re not happy doing what they’re doing or that the model has a nasty attitude. But that’s not necessarily the case. They could be, as you would say, making love to the camera, or it could be their mannerism due to their culture, or, okay, maybe she’s just having a rough day, or she could be nervous if it’s her debut, so instead of smiling, she shows the deer-in-the-headlights stare.
“But I’ve never had a problem when a model doesn’t smile a whole lot in their pictures. In fact, even with so-called happy-go-lucky models like Leanne Crow and Terri Jane, I wouldn’t mind seeing a little more sophistication from them. But that may just be who they are: They just like smiling due to their lively personalities. Sophisticated expressions can be intriguing and sometimes make me think the model is hard to get.
“Kiko Lee is the most sophisticated SCORE model right now. I’ve never seen her posing with a smile, but she’s sexy, and her unsmiling face turns me on. Your other most-sophisticated models are Merilyn Sakova, Bea Flora, Kelly Kay and Ashley Sage Ellison. Ariana Angel is a model who’s shown good sophisticated poses in a sexy way. But these models are good enough to afford not smiling. In fact, most of the models I’ve named have won awards or been finalists, so being too serious must not be such a horrible thing.
“But don’t get me wrong. Like most readers, I do enjoy seeing smiles and enthusiasm as well. But just because she’s not smiling doesn’t mean she’s not having a nice time. She just has her own way of showing it. She’s just trying to be sexy and turn us on.”
March 11, 2012 by Dave
Crystal Gunns (left) & Cindy Cupps just before their one-and-only girl-girl scene together. Cindy was already a SCORE Girl when she hand-delivered Crystal's test shots to us.
Thursday night, I was watching Jeopardy, like I do almost every night, and for one of the few times, I found myself rooting for one of the contestants. You can probably guess why.
She had big tits.
I don’t think she had SCORE or V-mag-sized tits, but they were awfully big by mainstream standards, and she was wearing a tight, green sweater which, along with her very good posture, made her look even bustier. I think the cameraman was impressed, too. Whenever she buzzed in, the cameraman made sure her tits were in the picture.
I was impressed, too, by her bra choice. Although her sweater was tight, there were no indications of bulging cups or straps. I kind of wondered whether the Jeopardy staff had helped her out with that (maybe she had showed up with her tits bulging) or if she knew enough about her own tits and bras to pull off that smooth, seamless, well-kept-tits look.
Anyway, this woman (her name was Jessamine) won, and I was very happy about that because that meant I’d get to see her again on Friday.
Which got me to thinking…what if Jeopardy had a SCORE category?
I’ll give you an example:
“SCORE Discoveries for 200, Alex.”
“The answer is…both New Yorkers, one mega-busty SCORE Girl discovered the other, who would go on to become a SCORE columnist.”
“Who are Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns?”
Got it? Let’s try some more. This time, I won’t give you the questions.
“SCORE for 400, Alex.”
“The answer is…these two SCORE Girls were discovered in 1990 when a banner flying over Daytona Beach, Florida, read, ‘Big bucks for big boobs!'”
“SCORE for 600, Alex.”
“Originally a passenger on the Boob Cruise, she would go on to win SCORE Newcomer of the Year.”
“SCORE for 800, Alex.”
“This short ‘n’ stacked favorite discovered V-mag when she was cleaning her boyfriend’s bathroom.”
And finally…”SCORE for a thousand, Alex.”
“This super-natural had dropped out of sight when Elliot James re-discovered her dancing at a strip club in Huntsville, Alabama in 2001.”
And remember: don’t be a pussy. Always make it a true “Daily Double.”
February 5, 2012 by Dave
If you were fucking Kerry Marie, would you be okay with it if she suddenly let loose with, "Oh, fuck my big tits! Slam your cock in my dirty whore cunt"? Or would you just be happy that you're fucking Kerry and you wouldn't give a fuck what she said?
The poll currently running at SCORELAND asks, “Who does the best dirty (or erotic) talking out of this list?” The choices are Christy Marks, Crystal Gunns, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Kerry Marie and Stephanie Stalls.
This is an interesting list that Elliot has compiled. I have to admit, I normally don’t think of nasty fuck talk when I think about Kerry Marie and Kelly Christiansen, but Elliot did add the “erotic” disclaimer. A lot of other girls could have gone on this list, but Elliot wasn’t try to publish a phone book. Several months ago, I pointed out that Gya Roberts said, “I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.” Pretty good stuff. And Sonja Haze, an XLGirls.com newcomer, followed up a torrent of “fucks” with, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore pussy!” As sex talk goes, it doesn’t get much nastier than that.
Elizabeth Starr can also unleash the fuck talk, throwing out the filthy words almost non-stop in a XXX video that’s airing at SCORELAND. “Oh, fuck that pussy! Oh, now you’re trying to play with my asshole, aren’t you? You know how to fuck that pussy, don’t you? Fuck that pussy! Hold that ass!”
Damn fine stuff.
Some guys like the “lady in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing. I kinda go for the “whore in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing, but that’s a matter of personal taste. I do like it when a girl who seems shy and demure starts screaming the “F” and “C” (cock, cunt, cum) words like an out-of-control slut. It’s so unexpected.
So, here are my questions for you:
1. Who are your all-time greatest fuck-talkers among SCORE Girls?
2. Do you like when a woman keeps it kind of demure, like, “Oh, fuck my pussy!” or do you like it when she goes all out, as in, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore cunt!”?
3. When you’re having sex in your personal life, do you like when your partner unleashes the fuck talk? If your wife or girlfriend or whatever said, “Slide your big, greasy rod in my needy cunt,” would that turn you on or get you soft? Or does it depend on the situation?
Of course, I ask these questions for research purposes only, but I kindly ask that you answer them…you dirty, sleazy, fuckin’ Blog readers!
NOTE FROM ELLIOT: I apologize for hijacking Dave’s Blog but I have to include a SCOREVideos link to a girl I am convinced has one of the dirtiest mouths of any SCORE model of the last ten years, Dolly, a very underrated brunette from the northeast . Listen to the filth Dolly says in these two clips. Sheer poetry. Pure magic. Total enchantment. The torrent of dirty words is non-stop in the video she did for us. It was a very long video, almost 40 minutes, and she doesn’t stop the fuck talk for a second. The quality of Dolly’s voice is very sexy too. I’d have chosen different clips myself for this sampling but you’ll get the idea. Here’s the link.
Then there’s Dolly Delight, the Brit blonde who recently traveled with the SCORE peeps to Montego Bay, Jamaica. She’s got her nasty rap down very nicely too, in an English accent. Props to her also. I love potty mouthed girls. Click here for this Dolly.
January 31, 2012 by Dave
Let’s talk about something we don’t talk much about around here.
Actually, let’s not talk about it right away. Let’s look. Then let’s talk about it.
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Valory Irene’s ass is an example of a small, shapely handful.
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Karina Hart is justifiably proud of her buttocks.
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Unlike Sara Jay, Daphne Rosen has been ass-fucked many times.
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Crystal Gunns’ ass is an often-overlooked part of her body.
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I’ve always been amazed that with an ass like hers, Sara Jay has never done anal.
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Even a tit man could lose himself in Janet Jade’s booty.
Even more than tits, asses are a matter of taste. Just about every guy loves big tits, but not every guy loves a big ass. Some guys like a round handful, such as Danni Ashe’s. Some guys like big, curvy, in-your-face asses, like Sara Jay’s. Some guys like a jiggly ass. Some guys like the kind of ass you could bounce a quarter off of. Some guys think Danni Ashe and Valory Irene have the best butts they’ve ever seen.
Where do you stand (or sit) on the matter? What’s your idea of a perfect ass? Which SCORE or V-Girl has the best ass ever?
January 3, 2012 by Elliot James
Minka with the DVD cover of Maximum Minka.
Maria Moore and her XLGirls SP 183 mag cover.
I haven’t done a Blog about this since January 3, 2010, exactly two years ago.
Back then, SCORELAND member Jack had perceptively written about this kind of picture: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism.”
This kind of picture can’t be done with digital images. I don’t think a model holding up a tablet computer with her photo could ever have the same impact as her holding a printed magazine or a DVD cover in her hand. There’s a permanence with a physical product.
As Angela White commented, “There’s no way to describe the feeling of seeing yourself on the cover of a magazine!”
Come to think of it, I need to hit up Angela for a photo of her holding up her DVD, Angela White Finally Fucks.
Angel Gee and her April '09 SCORE cover.
Crystal Gunns and SCORE Man VL in "The Gunns Show" column, July '08.
December 8, 2011 by Elliot James
Big birthday shout-outs to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI Topps (Dec. 10), Casey Cleavage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). They proved that the earth was not flat.
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Carrie Ashton, a KC masterpiece.
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Bella Blaze, highly flammable.
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Kellei G appeared on the Howard Stern Show with Casey James.
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Becky Sunshine, an early covergirl.
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Kitty Lynxx from My Boob Heaven.
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Angelina Vallem, bouncing Czech.
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Casey Cleavage didn’t model enough.
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TracI Topps ruled the stage.
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Kerry Marie, dreamgirl for many.
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Toppsy Curvey, baseball fan.
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Crystal and her fave magazine.
I was reviewing several older “Scorecard” pages, and when I got to 2002, I found this group of letters that shows no matter the year, some topics have no expiration dates. I’m sure that in 10 years from today, the same issues will be brought up. Some subjects seem to be eternal, and I enjoy reading the different opinions about them.
“As far as I’m concerned, I would rather see all your models without clothing of any kind. Anything that covers up a model’s assets is boring and does not promote the model in any way. I don’t care if other readers think it is ‘sexy’ or not. As I have said, if readers are into models with clothing, they can check out Victoria Secrets or Fredericks of Hollywood or the Sears catalog if they are that hard up. Sears will provide all their needs in the bra and panties section. Please! As for Crystal Gunns seducing me in a tight top, no thanks! She came into this world without a stitch on, and that’s exactly how I want to see her! Why men want to see women back in clothing is beyond me, especially on an Internet site. I mean, it took how long to get them out of clothing? How long did we have to wait for hardcore, then I suppose somebody is going to suggest doing away with that? Let’s go forward, not backwards in our thinking!”-R.D.K.
“I would like to see models posing in more lingerie and sexy clothing like short skirts with hose and garters and cleavage revealing tops. I say that lingerie is incredibly sexy and allows more imagination. Please consider my proposal and keep up the good work!”-Van.
“I have to voice off on recent comments about SCORE models wearing clothing. I enjoyed Kristy’s pictures because of the dress. I like the idea of these busty models wearing tight-fitting clothing and slowly disrobing. Your strip sets are the best! It’s quite titillating to see a woman in provocative, sexy clothing before seeing pink.”-A.G.
“Take a look at photos 11-14 in the set of Ines Cudna [SCORE Studio Gallery 50]. What is missing? Look closely…she is not wearing any shoes! Can you look at that and honestly tell me the shots would’ve been better had you placed a pair of those ridiculous pumps you make the women wear? She looks so sexy and fuckable! The shoes would’ve distracted from the shot as they do in all of the sets in poses like that. Sure, the legs look better in the shoes when they are standing but not lying down or on all fours or on their stomach like Ines is doing. I subscribe to BustyKerryMarie as well, and she also has beautiful feet. Yet every single picture has her wearing some kind of slip-on shoe, even on her back in a bed or on a couch. They distract from the rest of her and need to go. I’m not a foot fetishist, but I love a nice pair of them. I’m suggesting use the shoes for the standing shots, but lose them when lying or doggy-style shots. Bad enough you apply so much makeup to these women that many would be unrecognizable on the street, but a naked body with just shoes on? It is so unrealistic! Yes, I have had my women prance around a little in heels and nothing else, but when it’s time to hit the bed or couch or kitchen table or wherever, the shoes come off! There is the tendency lately in porn and mags to ‘glam up’ the models with a ton of makeup. Personally, a little more natural look is much more desirable.”–M.G.
“Just read a letter from a guy who’s anti-heels. He’s entitled to his opinion, but, personally, I look at it as an escape from reality and that often involves seeing these fantasy ladies decked out in heels, hose and all manner of trashy lingerie. I’ve always believed that such apparel serves to enhance and accentuate a model’s natural assets. High heels in particular cause a woman’s ass to jut out all the more and who doesn’t love the sight of tits straining against or busting out of tight, sexy tops? I have a particular thing for shoes so I hope you’ll continue to feature them heavily, not that I think you ever wouldn’t.”-K.S.
September 11, 2011 by Maria
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Does Carmen Hayes measure up to your expectations?
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Chelsea Charms is a whole lotta woman.
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The only thing that comes between Summer Sinn and Crystal Gunns is this measuring tape.
I want to talk about boob size with all of you boob lovin’ dudes out there. Boob size, to me, is an interesting thing. Before I came to The SCORE Group, I was a mild-mannered reporter at a newspaper here in Miami. The most I ever thought about tits was that mine were bigger than most chicks. I was at the time a DD-cup and that was, at the time, the colossus of all tit sizes. (Mostly because Victoria Secrets only sold up to a DD-cup, so I had no concept of anything bigger.)
Then I came to work for SCORE and my whole concept of of big tits was completely turned around. I mean, I was STUNNED that huge tits like these existed. I couldn’t wrap my mind around it. Then, after being here for a few months, I would see D-cups and I would think, “Oh, those aren’t big.” lol
Now, I think I’ve become some sort of big-boob elitist. Unless a lady is packin’ F-cups or bigger, I am not really impressed.
Do you find that this happens to you? Or, do you just appreciate all big tits, even the ones closer to the D-cup range? Is there such a thing as boobs that are TOO BIG?
Chime in. I want to hear what your criteria is and how you set the bar for big boobs. How do tits measure up to you?
xoxo
Maria
July 23, 2011 by Elliot James
Crystal Gunns
Ashley Sage
CJ
Kitana
Cameltoe: A slang word for the outline of a girl’s labia majora when she’s wearing very tight-fitting shorts or pants. The fabric should be thin and clingy.
And I’d walk a mile for it.
The cameltoe effect is even more highlighted if the vertical seam goes straight down the middle of her shorts, separating the labia.
Admittedly, “cameltoe” is not a flattering term at all. The hoof of an “even-toed ungulate,” as the biology books call cameltoes, is not something you’d associate with a vagina. I have no idea who came up with the name. I can’t imagine someone walking up to a girl who’s dressed in booty shorts and saying, “Hey, the outline of your pussy looks like the hoof of a camel!”
As a boob man, I usually tend to look at a girl’s chest first but if she’s got on something that highlights a cameltoe, I’m there too. Here’s Ashley, Crystal, CJ and Kitana showing theirs. More in SCORELAND!
Note from Dave: Sorry to hijack your posting, Elliot, but has anybody noticed that cameltoes seem to be back in style? By “back in style,” I’m going back to the late 1970s and early 1980s, when women wore super-tight jeans and lots of polyester–this had something to do with the disco era–and sometimes the cameltoe would go an inch or more up their cunts. You could’ve fucked them without taking their pants off. Lately, I’ve noticed a lot more cameltoes, at least here in South Florida, than at any other time since 20 or so years ago. This, along with the return of tube tops, is a very enjoyable trend.
