Tag Archive: Joana Bliss
December 8, 2023 by Elliot James
This collection of SCORELAND stars is so massive, we needed three DVDs. Read all about it and watch the video trailer. It’s also available as a digital download.
Enjoy 18 big-bust stars in solo and hardcore action. They’re the winners and runner-ups of the 2023 SCORELAND contest.
“Insane DVD,” an eBoobStore member wrote. “It’s crazy wonderful to see all these girls together in one package. There’s a pair of tits for every man here. I still hope there’s a second Katy Ann DVD released soon however, featuring her newer heavyweight tits. She is the greatest SCORE girl of all time in my opinion – and I don’t say that lightly.”
DISC 1: MODEL OF THE YEAR
Model of the Year Joana Bliss
Cheryl Blossom
Katy Ann
Molly Evans
Amber Alena
Holly Garner
DISC 2: NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR
Newcomer of the Year Demora Avarice
Crystal Chase
Helena Hope
Natasha Nice
Isa Gomez
Violetta
DISC 3: SCORE BIG-BOOB HALL OF FAME
Hall of Fame winner Hitomi
Kerry Marie
Minka
Casey James
Kelly Christiansen
Miosotis
March 30, 2023 by Dave
You could say Joana fucked her way to the top. That’s a compliment.
When Joana Bliss fucked on-camera for the first time almost a year ago, one question was answered: Would she ever go all the way?
But another question was left unanswered: Would that be enough for her to unseat two-time winner Cheryl Blossom as 2022 SCORELAND Model of the Year?
Up until the final hours of voting, we didn’t have the answer. But now it can be said that Joana scored the narrowest of victories over Cheryl Blossom, winning by merely three votes.
Katy Ann finished third followed by Molly Evans and Amber Alena.
Newcomer of the Year was very close, too, and going in, I had no idea who would win. It turned out to be a six-way race between Crystal Chase, Demora Avarice, Helena Hope, Isa Gomez, Violetta and Natasha Nice, and I gotta say, I’m surprised Katie Rose wasn’t in that bunch. But in the end, the girl with the biggest tits, short ‘n’ naturally stacked O-cupper Demora narrowly won over Crystal and Helena.
We’ll announce the identity of the new Hall of Fame inductee after the SCORE magazine voting is complete, but it’s looking like there’s no stopping Hitomi. I’d be shocked if she didn’t win.
Congratulations to Joana and Demora, and congratulations to Cheryl, too, for an impressive run. Hitomi is the only three-time SCORE Model of the Year, and Cheryl came very close to a three-peat.
Demora shows off the assets that won her Newcomer of the Year.
December 25, 2022 by Dave
Joana has been a very naughty girl.
Joana Bliss wants to know if you’ve been naughty or nice. She wants to know if you’ve been jacking off to her big, natural tits and hardcore videos.
Joana is always very nice. Her tits are very nice. In 2022, she got very naughty. She fucked on-camera for the first time.
What will 2023 bring for Joana and the SCORELAND Girls? We can’t wait to find out.
December 10, 2022 by Elliot James
“I found that dressing sexy has a strong effect on men,” said the great Joana Bliss.
Even if I wasn’t a total yes-man, I would agree 200% with anything Joana says. Joana is boob royalty to me.
Joana doesn’t look at modeling as work. “It is always better to do something with pleasure and forget that it is a job. This happens to me when I pose.”
Bliss-out with Joana.
August 27, 2022 by Elliot James
Joana Bliss‘s hot pink dress laced in the front is a great look for her. We don’t know if she would wear it in public in Bucharest. Imagining that Joana might is a nice mental image.
The fantastic Miss Bliss.
August 11, 2022 by Elliot James
Today at SCORELAND, Joana Bliss cums clean with a blissful bath. The history books tell us that Cleopatra bathed in milk. Our Romanian Cleopatra is ecologically aware and would consider that a waste of food.
Mer returns today at XLGirls.com, and we’re long overdue for a new scene of this redhaired super-vixen. Before she became a webcam girl, Mer modeled for clothing stores. I’m grateful she made the move to XLGirls.
Feeling Blissed.
Mer, the girl with celestial curves.
July 29, 2022 by Elliot James
A woman’s work is never done, and while Joana Bliss keeps house, she enjoys teasing the hell out of Adonis. He’s trying to read but he can forget it. Nobody reads with Joana in the house.
When we asked Joana if a lot of her fans had been asking her to have sex on-camera, her reply was, “It was more my wish, but I also thought that their reaction would be a positive one.”
Joana was right, of course.
No one reads with Joana in the house.
July 16, 2022 by Elliot James
Joana Bliss recreates Linsey Dawn McKenzie‘s famous cover of January 2002 SCORE magazine.
Joana was a very good choice for this since both Linsey and Joana are royalty in the big-boob world and Joana did hardcore for the first time this year. They’re physically different but they have those larger-than-life qualities that create a superstar.
LDM is one of Joana’s favorite models. They never met in-person and we never photographed them together although they modeled at the same Spanish location in the Costa del Sol, Linsey in 2003 and Joana a few months later in 2004.
July 7, 2022 by Elliot James
Sometimes a breast massage is a prelude to a tit-fucking or full-sex scene and sometimes, depending on who’s getting massaged, a breast massage is just a breast massage.
A quick internet search pulls up countless articles and Youtube videos about the health benefits of breast massaging. I was surprised by how popular it is. Then again, I’m not surprised.
Among the health benefits: decreasing muscular tension, improved lactation, improved lymph system and improved breast appearance.
I’m all in for declaring a Breast Massage Day if I can get some cooperation from the people who come up with national pizza day and national swimming pool day. I have a list of SCORELAND Girls I’d like to see in a breast massage scene.
Casey Deluxe.
Roxi Red.
Joana Bliss.
Cleo.
April 21, 2022 by Dave
Looks like Joana is having a very good time. So is the guy, if you care.
Tomorrow…less than 24 hours from now…something is going to happen that I never thought would happen. Elliot never thought it would happen. And I think most of you never thought it would happen.
The great Joana Bliss, SCORE and V-Girl since 2003, is going to suck and fuck a real cock on-camera for the first time.
Among the many highlights of this scene:
• Joana getting her huge naturals sucked on;
• Joana sucking cock lustily and hungrily, cheeks puckering;
• Joana’s jigglers jiggling while she’s getting her pussy banged (and Joana rubbing her clit for extra satisfaction);
• Joana showing off her ability to suck cock while she’s getting tit-fucked;
• Joana’s wildly bouncing knockers while she’s fucking reverse-cowgirl;
• and Joana eating her own pussy juices.
As long-awaited big-tit hardcore debuts go, I rank this one near the top, much better than Linsey’s, Autumn-Jade’s and Julia Miles’ and on a par with Angela White’s, Sheridan Love’s and Shelby Gibson’s. I would have preferred that the guy came on her tits, but I suspect that he couldn’t get there. Joana was bouncing on his dick cowgirl-style, and she had her hooters in his face, and perhaps he couldn’t hold back. The fact that he did hold back for over 26 minutes is impressive.
Are you ready for the big day?
