Tag Archive: Joana Bliss
We’ve gotten some unusual requests over the past 27 years at The SCORE Group. They range from requests for the extreme to the mild yet offbeat. We welcome them all.
A domestic fantasy for some.
“Hi, there. Can you do more ironing videos? I love seeing girls ironing.”
This was from someone who calls himself “NeoAngel.” He didn’t mention folding and starch or no starch. The photographers actually did a few of these as bonus videos with Maya Milano at SCORELAND and Krystal Swift and Monica Love at XLGirls. They weren’t done in an erotic or sexual way. The girls were ironing their clothes while they answered some questions. Krystal did the second half of the video topless. No one commented on the ironing itself. NeoAngel saw them and wanted to see more of the girls ironing. Me, I’d rather see a model in a tank top driving a car. There’s some footage of Nila Mason driving in a recent XLGirls video that I really enjoyed.
“The guys really detract from the fantasy! I mean, c’mon, it’s really difficult to get into your hardcore. There’s nothing quite like the sight of some monster cock to ruin the mood. In fact, it’s flat-out disgusting! And if your rationale with cocks is putting a little something in there for the ladies, I dare say the majority of your readership is comprised of red-blooded, heterosexual males, so you ought to do a better job catering to us! If you spent more time focusing on what made you popular, instead of pandering to the bisexual guys out there who likely appreciate your homoerotic photo spreads.”
The comment above was from “Dew,” who really doesn’t like to see the girls with guys and let us know it with a sledgehammer. The hardcore versus no-core has been a subject for years. It’s definitely not added for the ladies. There are relatively few female members of SCORELAND. We did get a very nice letter from a female fan who commented in the Africa Sexxx blog posting. Anyway, getting rid of hardcore is not an option.
“Please show more pictures of chicks getting fucked on top of cars.”
This request from D.W. is a difficult one. We’ve done a few scenes in a car or van and I think they were all done in a garage, not outdoors. The movie Big Tit Tune-up had a couple of scenes of girls fucking on cars with the hood open.
“How about life-size posters of the members of the Big-Boob Hall of Fame? They would sell like hot cakes!”
Jerry submitted this request. I don’t know how the market for hot cakes is doing, but I kinda liked this idea. I once had a life-size door poster of the character Vampirella that sells for some crazy amount of cash these days. SCORE and V-mag used to occasionally include posters as freebies. They weren’t life-size posters, but they were cool. These days, digital videos are the magazines’ premiums.
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Give it up for Lara Jones.
Saturday, Lara Jones returns. Sunday, legendary Joana Bliss. Two incredibly voluptuous, statuesque breast goddesses that even Leonardo and Michaelangelo could not have done justice to in marble. With videos and photographs, who needs stone?
Winning SCORE‘s Newcomer of the Year contest was a surprise for Lara. Her first SCORE magazine pictorial was published in the last issue of the year (December ’17), and usually that’s not enough exposure for a newbie to build up enough of a following to win. But this time was different.
Sunday, we go with Joana to our gym, rented just for her, so we can watch her bounce on a workout ball, fold and unfold her curvy body into yoga poses, and marvel at her tit-swinging moves (shot in slow motion). She’s a boob-jiggling advertisement for the effects of a healthy diet, yoga, meditation and all-around clean living.
Fully loaded Joana Bliss.
Dressed for success.
My boss has a chair that’s a little like that, but the tits…well, my boss is a man.
A long time ago, I did have a big-titted boss. I was working a part-time job as a typesetter, and my boss had huge naturals and never wore a bra. It was always cold in that office, and you know what that means. I’m sure she caught me checking her out a few times, her boobs jiggling like crazy in her tops. Didn’t matter to me since I didn’t care if I got fired. Her tits made the days a lot less boring. Maybe that was her intention.
Job incentives: 401K. Flexible hours. Paid vacation. Health plan. Boss with big tits.
New photos and a video of boss Joana Bliss go live today at SCORELAND.
Got any busty boss stories you’d like to share?
A workout of Bliss.
This weekend, two new scenes of these ultimate super-naturals. The spectacular Joana Bliss today and the incredible Micky Bells on Sunday.
Joana hasn’t been seen at SCORELAND since November. She visits a gym, and there’s lots of boob action, including slow-motion. This scene came from a suggestion I submitted to the studio because we’ve never seen Joana work out.
The gym manager didn’t see Joana doing this scene (the place was closed for the shoot), but he did offer her a free lifetime pass before she and our crew exited.
Micky gets hot, oily and sweaty.
On Sunday, Micky gets hot when she spends some time in the sauna getting oily and wet.
Micky thinks her bells now weigh 1.5 to 2 kilograms (3.3 to 4.4 pounds) each. There’s also a Bonus chat video with Micky. Her voice is very sexy.
Micky likes to bowl. I’d love to see her bowl naked. In fact, I’d like to see her and Joana bowl naked together. But for now, I’m happy to see them back.
Fill in the blanks: Joana has beautiful _ _ _ s.
I don’t mean to be disrespectful. And Joana has beautiful eyes. I love the eye-contact in this photo. But are we really supposed to look at her eyes when those are over there?
You know those shirts some girls wear, the ones that say, “My eyes are up here”? I’d like to wear a shirt that says, “Yeah, but your tits are down there.”
I’m sorry, Joana. Your eyes are beautiful, but a lot of girls have beautiful eyes. Not many girls have FF-cup naturals like yours. My eyes are on your rack.
Joana returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video.
Tomorrow: new Tigerr Benson XXX.
Nurse Sha Rizel.
The other day, I was interviewing a new, busty 40Something model named Candace Harley when she mentioned that she was going back to school. I asked her what she was going for, and I guessed her response at the same time she said it: “Nursing.”
Why is it that so many adult models are either former nurses, current nurses or want to become nurses? I asked this question in a blog about Tigerr Benson’s XXX nurse pictorial and video in which I pointed out that nurse is the most-common current, former or future occupation of SCORE Girls. V-Girls, too. And the ladies at 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com. I concluded by saying, “Nurses are the horniest women in the world.”
I mean, it’s almost becoming a cliche, and the trend seems to be on the uptick. More and more nurses are finding their way to our studios (yes, that’s plural studios: We’re now actively shooting in California and Europe in addition to Miami, Florida). As I mentioned in that blog posting, the nurses themselves explain that they’re more comfortable with the human body than are most people. But there has to be more to it than that. But what?
MILF Persia Monir applies her nursing skills.
The fantasy about the naughty nurse is not just a fantasy. It’s real. Alyssa Lynn used to be a nurse. Renee Ross used to be a nurse. The list goes on.
I once knew this guy, a real blowhard, who said of women, “When in doubt, date a nurse.”
When in doubt? What did he mean by that? Did he mean that if you have a choice between dating a nurse and dating a school teacher, date the nurse? Who makes choices like that?
Anyway, there are a lot of nurse pictorials and videos at SCORELAND (and on Monday, a scene is going up at 40Something in which MILF Charli Shay is a nurse who provides visual inspiration to a guy having trouble giving a sperm sample at a clinic).
Nurses are caring. We knew that. They’re comforting and good with their hands. We knew that, too. A lot of them have huge boobs. Did we know that?
Well, we do now.
If you know a busty or MILFy nurse, think about telling her about us. She might have already thought about nude modeling. Ask her if she’d like to see SCORELAND. This much is true: You have a much better chance of getting a busty nurse to pose nude than you do with a woman in any other profession…except stripper, of course.
Joana says, "Hop on in!"
Maybe there is, but I don’t know what it is. Maybe about a hundred other things that busty naturals like Joana do are tied for No. 1 with what’s going on in this photo.
Anyway, the great Joana returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. Is she getting better and bustier with age? I think so.
Vanessa Y. leads the trio this week of top-rated videos at SCORELAND, followed by Joana Bliss and Amaya May.
Vanessa Y.’s P.O.V. “Fantasy Dream Bang” simulated sex scene, in which a realistic fake cock is substituted for a real cock, earned an unusually high number of comments, such as this one by “BigPete”: “Ok. So whoever came up with that idea for Vanessa to do that deserves a fucking medal!!! Great idea. Seeing her work that cock was amazing. I guess the only down side to that was not enough fucking. But who can blame the girl that was fucking a big fake cock?”
We don’t get as many comments as Vanessa’s video did for real and excellent hardcore scenes. Vanessa has no interest in having on-camera sex with a dude. Even so, this scene is an indication of how energetic she would be if she did.
Number two: Joana Bliss in “Joana & Her Magic Wand.” I don’t get why this is so top-rated other than that it’s fairly new. I thought Joana’s videos shot in the Dominican Republic were far superior in every way and my favorites out of everything she’s ever done.
Anyway, who am I to debate members’ ratings?
Number three: Amaya May “Serious Boobage.” This is another entry I don’t get. So many guys constantly clamor for hardcore, and Amaya has done two kick-ass scenes sucking and fucking cock. So why this solo fingering that’s 10 minutes long and was shot in August? There are only three comments, compared to 11 for her first hardcore. Her second hardcore video got three. Seth wrote under “Serious Boobage”: “I love how she seduces the viewer with coy invites and movements. About 5 min in, she goes to that luscious box that already has the delicious white lava…awesome…and then she lays back and spreads those gorgeous legs wide.” By the way, do you want to see more of Amaya, and doing what? Make your opinion count and comment.
Amaya: It's a cliche but she really is built like a fucking brick shithouse.
Didn’t Dr. McCoy use this gizmo on Star Trek?
Joana, one of the greatest naturals in big-boob modeling of any decade, is back in an all-new pictorial and video.
This time, Joana’s brought her Trekkie-style massage and a magic wand, a massage device that many girls swear by. And what they swear is, “I’m cumming!”
Joana seeks bliss and erotic nirvana with these two instruments attuned to her vibratory patterns.
A SCORELAND member named Zach71 asked, “How is it possible that Joanna just keeps getting sexier with age?”
I’ve asked myself the same question. It’s gotta be a combination of genetics, her diet and her lifestyle.
Joana beams up.