I don’t mean to be disrespectful. And Joana has beautiful eyes. I love the eye-contact in this photo. But are we really supposed to look at her eyes when those are over there?
You know those shirts some girls wear, the ones that say, “My eyes are up here”? I’d like to wear a shirt that says, “Yeah, but your tits are down there.”
I’m sorry, Joana. Your eyes are beautiful, but a lot of girls have beautiful eyes. Not many girls have FF-cup naturals like yours. My eyes are on your rack.
Joana returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video.
The other day, I was interviewing a new, busty 40Something model named Candace Harley when she mentioned that she was going back to school. I asked her what she was going for, and I guessed her response at the same time she said it: “Nursing.”
Nurse Bliss.
Why is it that so many adult models are either former nurses, current nurses or want to become nurses? I asked this question in a blog about Tigerr Benson’s XXX nurse pictorial and video in which I pointed out that nurse is the most-common current, former or future occupation of SCORE Girls. V-Girls, too. And the ladies at 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com. I concluded by saying, “Nurses are the horniest women in the world.”
I mean, it’s almost becoming a cliche, and the trend seems to be on the uptick. More and more nurses are finding their way to our studios (yes, that’s plural studios: We’re now actively shooting in California and Europe in addition to Miami, Florida). As I mentioned in that blog posting, the nurses themselves explain that they’re more comfortable with the human body than are most people. But there has to be more to it than that. But what?
MILF Persia Monir applies her nursing skills.
The fantasy about the naughty nurse is not just a fantasy. It’s real. Alyssa Lynn used to be a nurse. Renee Ross used to be a nurse. The list goes on.
I once knew this guy, a real blowhard, who said of women, “When in doubt, date a nurse.”
When in doubt? What did he mean by that? Did he mean that if you have a choice between dating a nurse and dating a school teacher, date the nurse? Who makes choices like that?
Anyway, there are a lot of nurse pictorials and videos at SCORELAND (and on Monday, a scene is going up at 40Something in which MILF Charli Shay is a nurse who provides visual inspiration to a guy having trouble giving a sperm sample at a clinic).
Nurses are caring. We knew that. They’re comforting and good with their hands. We knew that, too. A lot of them have huge boobs. Did we know that?
Well, we do now.
If you know a busty or MILFy nurse, think about telling her about us. She might have already thought about nude modeling. Ask her if she’d like to see SCORELAND. This much is true: You have a much better chance of getting a busty nurse to pose nude than you do with a woman in any other profession…except stripper, of course.
Maybe there is, but I don’t know what it is. Maybe about a hundred other things that busty naturals like Joana do are tied for No. 1 with what’s going on in this photo.
Anyway, the great Joana returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. Is she getting better and bustier with age? I think so.
Vanessa Y. leads the trio this week of top-rated videos at SCORELAND, followed by Joana Bliss and Amaya May.
Vanessa Y.’s P.O.V. “Fantasy Dream Bang” simulated sex scene, in which a realistic fake cock is substituted for a real cock, earned an unusually high number of comments, such as this one by “BigPete”: “Ok. So whoever came up with that idea for Vanessa to do that deserves a fucking medal!!! Great idea. Seeing her work that cock was amazing. I guess the only down side to that was not enough fucking. But who can blame the girl that was fucking a big fake cock?”
We don’t get as many comments as Vanessa’s video did for real and excellent hardcore scenes. Vanessa has no interest in having on-camera sex with a dude. Even so, this scene is an indication of how energetic she would be if she did.
Number two: Joana Bliss in “Joana & Her Magic Wand.” I don’t get why this is so top-rated other than that it’s fairly new. I thought Joana’s videos shot in the Dominican Republic were far superior in every way and my favorites out of everything she’s ever done.
Anyway, who am I to debate members’ ratings?
Number three: Amaya May “Serious Boobage.” This is another entry I don’t get. So many guys constantly clamor for hardcore, and Amaya has done two kick-ass scenes sucking and fucking cock. So why this solo fingering that’s 10 minutes long and was shot in August? There are only three comments, compared to 11 for her first hardcore. Her second hardcore video got three. Seth wrote under “Serious Boobage”: “I love how she seduces the viewer with coy invites and movements. About 5 min in, she goes to that luscious box that already has the delicious white lava…awesome…and then she lays back and spreads those gorgeous legs wide.” By the way, do you want to see more of Amaya, and doing what? Make your opinion count and comment.
Amaya: It's a cliche but she really is built like a fucking brick shithouse.
Joana, one of the greatest naturals in big-boob modeling of any decade, is back in an all-new pictorial and video.
This time, Joana’s brought her Trekkie-style massage and a magic wand, a massage device that many girls swear by. And what they swear is, “I’m cumming!”
Joana seeks bliss and erotic nirvana with these two instruments attuned to her vibratory patterns.
A SCORELAND member named Zach71 asked, “How is it possible that Joanna just keeps getting sexier with age?”
I’ve asked myself the same question. It’s gotta be a combination of genetics, her diet and her lifestyle.
Fast-paced, non-stop, big-boobed bikini busting babes in this video include Amy Anderssen, Tigerr Benson, Valory Irene, Sheridan Love and lots more. Over 30 minutes of skintastic swimsuit stretchers at play. A lot more fun and educational than watching a political snooze-fest convention.
Joana Bliss has gotten more beautiful and bustier since her early SCORE days in 2004, when one of our teams met Joana in Romania.
“I love to pose,” Joana said. “It’s given me much happiness and made my life more interesting and creative.”
Today, Joana has a brand-new, just-shot video and layout plus a video chat that I liked a lot because I enjoy listening to the girls talk about their interests and backgrounds and Joana rarely speaks in her regular video scenes.
Instead of taking it all off, as sensuous Joana does in most of her scenes, we’ll see her put it on.
Her clothes, that is. But before then, there’s lots of breast creaming and coochie spanking. From the very beginning, Joana has never been shy about showing every millimeter of her gorgeous body.
Here’s a girl, modeling since 2003, who deserves much more appreciation. Always smiling, always happy-looking. There’s an inner peace and calm about her that she gets from yoga and meditation and other holistic practices. The staff could feel it in the Dominican Republic last year during SCORE On Location.
‘What am I wearing?” Joana says on the phone before she prepares to go out. “Nothing,” she answers with a giggle.
Not many girls will take a photo with rollers in their hair. What? You don't see the rollers? Look higher.
