Tag Archive: Karla James
October 2, 2010 by Dave
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Karina Hart, 2008
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Christy Marks, 2007
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Miosotis, 2010
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Sharday, 2001
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Nicole Peters, 2003
You know, maybe I’m a bit sensitive about this subject because I’ve been the editor of SCORE for all but 17 issues since September 2001, but whenever I hear the 1990s described as the Golden Age of big tits–you know, ultra slim ‘n’ stacked girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Busty Dusty–I get a bit defensive. There’s no denying that the 1990s really was a golden age of super-enhanced girls with impossibly huge tits sitting on top of impossibly tiny waists. Sure, we’ve had some great girls built in that mold since 2001 (Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Daphne Rosen, Annina, etc.), but for that kind of girl–the kind that regularly appeared on Jenny Jones and Springer–the 2000s can’t hold a candle to the 1990s.
But you know what? When it comes to naturally stacked girls, the 1990s can’t hold a candle to the 2000s. Not even close. Sure, the ’90s gave us Linsey, Chloe, Lorna, Autumn, Kerry Marie, Diane Poppos, Sammie and a lot of other great girls. But since then, these naturals have come our way: Sharday, Karina Hart, Christy Marks, Merilyn Sakova, Natalie Fiore, Janet Jade, Miosotis, Bea Flora, Nadine Jansen, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Angela White, Ines Cudna, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson and so on and so on and so on and so on. And since the start of the new decade, we’ve added Karla James, Arianna Sinn, Taylor Steele and Valory Irene to the mix. I haven’t even mentioned the V-Mag girls.
And I’m going to take this one step further and say that the mix of girls in the magazine and at SCORELAND is better now than it was in the ’90s. People like to say, “The good old days” and “I remember when,” but our minds tend to play tricks on us. We sometimes think that what we had is better than what we have. I’m sometimes surprised to look back and see that some of my favorite porn girls from the ’70s and ’80s, like Sue Nero, Lisa De Leeuw and Kay Parker, weren’t nearly as busty as I remember them being. Compare any current issue of SCORE to any issue from the ’90s–other than a Boob Cruise issue–and you’ll probably come away saying, “These are the best of times.”
That September ’01 SCORE was my first issue as editor, and it just happened to be the “20 Greatest Naturals” celebration. Well, for September 2011, we’re busy planning another “20 Greatest Naturals” issue, and I’m willing to bet that 15 of the 20 will be from 2001 on. Over the next several months, I’ll give you more details about that issue and how we’re going to arrive at the Top 20. There’ll be voting, etc. And if the past 10 years are any indication, over the next several months, a few more candidates for that list will come along.
As usual, when it comes to big tits, there’s a lot to look forward to.
September 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Keeping the shirt wet is a top priority.
There are many health benefits to wearing a wet T-shirt. These benefits don’t apply to everyone, of course. Guys should not wear wet T-shirts because it’s disgusting and makes me sick. The main beneficiaries of wearing wet T-shirts are, of course, women with big boobs. Let me explain the physics behind this.
When it’s very hot out, the body can overheat, and that can be dangerous. Wearing a wet T-shirt can prevent heat exhaustion or stroke. You see, as the water in the fibers of a wet T-shirt evaporate, a cooling effect from the evaporation is created as the heat energy is transferred from the breasts to the water-soaked cloth. This cools the body down safely. A side-effect is that this cooling action also hardens the nipples. I look upon this as beneficial also since it may increase production of the hormone Oxytocin, the “feel-good” chemical, which can make a girl feel horny. The tighter the T-shirt, the better the cooling effect since there is no trapped warm air between the skin and the shirt.
Enough to make a grown man cry like a wuss.
So I urge girls to wear wet and tight T-shirts as often as possible, especially during hot weather or if they take public transportation where it can get really hot. I was in London a few years ago and rode the tube, and let me tell you, it was like an oven down there because there’s no air-conditioning. I urged some of the girls waiting for the train to wear wet T-shirts and carry spray bottles filled with ice water. They looked at me like I was crazy. The British are a stubborn people.
I could watch Natalie shower all day. I'd bring lunch with me.
August 24, 2010 by Dave
For some reason, the male students were always dropping their pencils in Karla James' classes.
Kali's favorite class was anatomy.
Karina Hart attended one of the rare schools where G-strings were part of the uniform.
This public safety announcement is brought to you by SCORELAND and the SCORE Girls. As hard as it is to believe, school is back in session in many parts of the world (isn’t the new school year supposed to start after Labor Day?). Please drive safely, pay attention to all traffic signs and study SCORELAND every day. You might not learn your ABCs, but you will learn your Ds. And double-Ds. And Fs. And Gs. And so on.
Merilyn Sakova could never understand why the other students had to study so hard to get straight A's.
Janet Jade graduated at the head of her class.
SaRenna Lee in the hottest teacher pictorial ever. See it now at SaRennasWorld.com.
August 14, 2010 by Dave
Just in case you didn't know, we have a whole gallery of bra specials posted inside SCORELAND. Linsey is the subject of one of them. But then again, there's a whole treasure chest of stuff at SCORELAND that you might not know about unless you dig deep.
It has been a while since we’ve checked out the SCORELAND Blog poll results, which is a shame because some of the results have been pretty interesting. For example, we asked, “If you won your favorite big-boobed model’s bra in a contest, what would you do with it?” The No. 1 answer? “Find a girl who can fit into it” with 36%. “Frame it” got 24% while “Use it either to jack or as a cum receptacle” (which is what I’d do with it) got 22%.
Amusingly, four-percent said, “Show it to your friends as ‘proof’ that you fucked the girl.” Which, to me, is weird because 1.) I don’t care who knows or thinks I fucked who, as long as I fucked; and 2.) I’m not sure that just having a girl’s bra is proof that you fucked her.
No props, no gimmicks. Karla James, standing, allows us to access her goods.
“Find a girl who can fit into it.” Okay. Fine. But are you going to walk around with the bra and have girls try it on? I’m not sure that would work…but if you do find a girl who can fit into a SCORE Girl’s bra, please send her our way. We pay generous finder’s fees.
Another poll question: “Which is your favorite way to see a busty girl modeling her tits?”
Standing, boobs hanging freely: 32%
On her hands and knees, boobs hanging: 19%
On her back, boobs splaying: 5%
On her back, pushing tits together for a tit-fuck: 15%
Sucking on one or both of her own boobs: 14%
Standing, bunching up her boobs: 15%
No surprise here: We’ve known for a while (from your comments) that you want an unobstructed view of the girl so you can assess her body. But is that your favorite jacking position, too?
I've had many conversations with Cherry Brady. Now I want to have sex with her.
Survey sez…dildos still rule! I think I've already established a thousand times that Morgan Leigh is great with a dildo, but a little reminder never hurts.
One of my favorite poll questions: “You’re with your favorite SCORE or Voluptuous Girl. You can either fuck her or have a conversation with her, but not both. Which would it be?”
Fuck her: 58%
Talk to her: 12%
This is the stupidest poll I’ve ever seen: 31%
Okay, so maybe this is the stupidest poll question ever, but obviously, it’s not that stupid because 12% of you would talk to her. While looking down her shirt, I assume. I’d fuck her, but then again, I talk to them all the time.
And, finally, perhaps our most controversial poll question ever, “Do you like to see big-titted girls using dildos in still photos?”And the surprising answer: 49% said yes and only 25% said no (with 26% saying it doesn’t make a difference). So, clearly, the anti-dildo crowd that we’ve been hearing from is a very vocal minority.
Viva dildos!
July 22, 2010 by Elliot James
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What’s shaking this week at our eBoobStore.com? And who’s doing the shaking?
September 2010 Voluptuous magazine rides the top of the charts. Don’t live near a newsstand or mag shop? Get it fast from us. Natalie Fiore is the H-cup covergirl. The layouts include Mianna Thomas, Melonie Maxx, Taylor Steele, Paola Rios, Raquel Grant, Angellyne Hart, Kaytee Carter, Venice Knight and Destiny Rose. Every page is produced with love, devotion and care. Your fingers will feel it.
Check for a big back-issue blow-out sale coming soon. It will be the perfect time to fill those holes in your collection. We do it all here in the SCORE building, by the way. Just like Santa’s toy shop. The eBoobStore is a one-stop shop completely operated by us. No outsourcing to staff in other countries.
September 2010 Voluptuous: no rivals come close.
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Now out: the latest quarterly SCORE Videos DVD and novelty mail-order catalog in a downloadable PDF version you can save on your desktop. If you don’t get our print catalog in your regular mail, check this out. The 80-page summer 2010 catalog includes More To Fuck, Maximum Minka, Boob Science, Voluptuous Xtra 12, Best of the Boob Cruise, K-JUGS, Christy Marks’ Big Bang and the 7 hour two-disc Breast of Scoreland.
On Location Grand Bahama is fresh out on DVD. In the tradition of On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa del Sol and many other group excursions over the past two decades, Grand Bahama is a fun mix of surf, sun, boobs and babes. Starring Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Natalie Fiore and Taylor Steele. An unbeatable cast. They may have spilled more oil than British Petroleum.
On Location Grand Bahama busts out on DVD.
July 7, 2010 by Elliot James
Ahh, here's the rub.
Like I’ve mentioned before, I am a man of simple pleasures. And that applies to stuff that girls do together when they can take their tits out. I’d rather see some dynamic duo squish and rub their boobs together instead of strapping on the latest Arnold Schwarzenputz life-like rubber cock or hanging off some weird contraption.
I like the contrast in skin tones too.
Doing the bumpty-bump.
(That’s why I thought Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling was so great; all those huge tits sliding and thumping against each other.) In the same vein, that’s also why I love boob-massage videos and photos, especially if they’re shot in first-person POV. If I were a millionaire, I’d build a gym in my mansion and hire girls to rub their boobs together and do slow, erotic oil wrestling.
The shock-absorbing power is incalculable.
They couldn't be more different.
I wouldn’t be interested in having a giant 3D television and the most expensive sound system. Think about it. Would you rather watch Avatar on a 20′-wide screen or two big-boobed girls going nipple-to-nipple? I was reading that Nicolas Cage blew mega-millions on a German castle and a fleet of yachts. What a waste of money. Think of all the titty-rubbing shows Nic could have put on in his living room.
June 25, 2010 by Dave
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest wasn't even a contest when Rocki Roads became the first winner in 1996.
One of the unintended consequences of my blog this past week (“Shocking news from the SCORELAND Blog poll…or am I the only one who’s shocked?”) was a heated side conversation about comparing one girl to another. It started when Frankie said that so and so and so and so were much hotter than so and so, to which Jenna Valentine replied, “You guys shouldn’t say other girls are hotter than others. It’s not like they can’t read this and don’t have feelings.” And then Arianna Sinn chimed in with, “They can’t understand that this is not a competition between us.” And it really isn’t.
But then there’s the dicey issue of poll questions like the one we asked last week about your picks so far for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, and The Top 100 of the Decade contest that was held at SCORELAND and the annual Newcomer and Model of the Year contests in SCORE and Voluptuous. Which, at heart, are competitions between models.
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest started in 1997 and came about entirely by accident. The editor at the time ran a pictorial showing the top newcomers of 1996, and before he knew it, he was getting hundreds of letters with votes he had never asked for. The winner of that non-contest was Rocki Roads (who, incredibly, beat out Linsey Dawn McKenzie). Since then, the official Newcomer of the Year contest has been a mainstay of SCORE (we added Model of the Year in 2001).
Some models, like Crystal Gunns, really love the awards contests.
Judging by the thousands and thousands of votes we get (and the fact that the awards issue is always one of our best-sellers of the year), most of you like the awards contests. Most models do, too. Crystal Gunns actively campaigned for 2007 Model of the Year and was thrilled when she did win.
But there’s a flip side to this, too. Some people ask, “How come everything has to be a competition? Why do we have to compare one girl to another?”
“I hate the contests,” Cherry Brady told me the other day. Cherry had the misfortune of coming along in 2003, the greatest year ever for Voluptuous newcomers. In most other years, she might have won…and maybe she wouldn’t hate the contests so much! 🙂
There are a lot of different aspects to this thorny debate. I love the awards. Elliot James doesn’t like them. I think they’re a way to celebrate our best girls. But, of course, there can be only one winner, so how do the runners-up feel? And how about the girls who aren’t even nominated? How do they feel?
Actually, I want to know how you feel. The SCORE and Voluptuous awards: Should we keep them or do away with them?
June 22, 2010 by Dave
Bailey Santanna wrote the book on boob shelving. She should own a boob shelving supply shop.
Today, I am writing about something that is very dear to me: the boob shelf.
Karla’s boobs are so firm that they don’t benefit from shelving. Still, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this photo, and I appreciate her effort.
The boob shelf is one of those things that I’m not even sure most busty models are aware they’re doing (although I’m pretty certain Bailey Santanna is aware of what she’s doing because she does the boob shelf all the time, such as in this Blog video).
Usually executed with the model standing and always with the model topless, the boob shelf is what happens when the model cradles one arm under her rack, providing a shelf for her generous tit flesh to overflow. Girls whose boobs are not super-firm are usually best at boob shelving because their boobs are more malleable and, therefore, more likely to overflow in unpredictable, here, there and everywhere ways. Boobs that are super-firm (see the photo of Karla James) tend to retain the same shape they had before the boob shelf was applied.
Renee Ross uses a belt to create her boob shelf. This is very nice, but it’s cheating.
So, in the photo of Bailey Santanna, we see the following:
1. One arm under her boobs.
2. This is hardly enough to support them (we’re not looking for support; we’re looking for overflowing) but enough to push her boob flesh toward the front of her breast.
3. Blood rushes to her areolae, making them darker.
4. Her nipples become pointer or seem to become pointier.
Usually, the two-armed boob shelf negates the advantages of the one-armed boob shelf, but Janet Jade is so stacked that it works for her.
5. The effect is of a person trying to carry bags of groceries with one arm.
There are certain rules for the boob shelf. For example, it is almost always (but not always, as the photo of Janet Jade proves) crucial that the model place one arm, not two, under her breasts. Two arms provide too much support and leave less room for boob/arm overflow. One arm allows for just enough lift, boob-flesh-forward effect and overflow. There are probably other rules, but I can’t think of them right now.
Anyway, study these photos. There’ll be a test in the morning.
June 21, 2010 by Dave
Arianna Sinn prepares for battle.
Karla James with big guns blazing.
I gotta tell you something: When Karla James made her SCORE debut in the September ’10 issue and her SCORELAND debut a few months earlier, I was pretty certain that the 2010 SCORE Newcomer of the Year title was wrapped up. Girls like Karla don’t come along too often, and judging by the reaction to her first appearances, most SCORELAND members and SCORE readers feel the same way.
But last week, we posted a new poll on the Blog that asked, “If the 2010 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Contest were held today, who would you vote for?” The choices were Karla James, Miosotis, Arianna Sinn, Kaytee Carter, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine. And right now, with over 370 votes (a very decent sample size), Arianna is kicking ass. She has a whopping 60% of the votes, with Karla way behind in second at 15% and Miosotis in third at 11%.
In soccer terms, this poll is what’s called a friendly. It doesn’t count for anything, but it is interesting and it is shocking. Arianna is undeniably great, but her current margin of victory is huge, and…
Okay. I’m not going to say anything else. But I would like to hear what you guys have to say, especially those of you who voted for Arianna.
Either way, we could be looking at the most interesting SCORE Newcomer of the Year Contest ever.
By the way, Arianna and Karla are both too nice to say, “I’m better than her.” So if you asked Arianna, she’d probably say, “Karla is better than me,” and if you asked, Karla, she’d probably say, “Arianna is better than me.” What do I think? It doesn’t matter what I think. It matters what you think.
June 16, 2010 by Elliot James
The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ’10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.
Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.
Miosotis brings up the rear. The rear cover.
