Tag Archive: natural boobs

Wanted! More gas pump girls like Holly Garner

May 18, 2023 by Elliot James

When I was visiting Oregon, I stopped at a service station to gas up. A girl came out of the station and filled my car. I found out that there’s a state law that drivers couldn’t pump gas. (I believe it’s been amended to allow half the pumps to be self-service.)

If you could either get your car gassed up by a gas pump girl who looks like Holly Garner or plug an electric cable into your car yourself, which would you choose?

I know which route I would be taking.

Here’s the main reason electric vehicles are a social and economic evil and an all-around bad influence: How are gas pump girls supposed to earn a living with electric cars cutting into their market share? Stupid politicians don’t understand.

Holly always pumps us up.

 

 

Kai Turner is sucking balls at XLGirls.com. How do you feel about that?

May 13, 2023 by Dave

Kai Turner knows that a good ball-sucker has to be a little bit tender, a little bit vigorous.

Newcomer Kai Turner is doing a lot of things these days at XLGirls.com, and one of those things is sucking balls. Of course, ball-sucking is nothing new in the world of porn. It’s done all the time. It’s been done for decades. Not every porn starlet does it, but most of them do. And here’s one of the places where I think porn sex is different from real-life sex. (Another is where the guy cums; in the pussy is commonplace in real life, not as common in porn. And when’s the last time a woman let you cum all over her face?)

I’m guessing most guys have had their balls sucked at least once, but: 1. Did she offer or did you have to ask for it? (I’m guessing the latter in most cases); 2. Was she good at it or did she have you a little concerned? Because let’s face it: The family jewels are fragile. If a girl isn’t tender around the nutsac, bad things can happen. (Although it’s true that bad things can happen when a girl sucks cock poorly, too; I once dated a head-sucker. Just the thought of it makes me anxious.)

And, of course, once she’s gone down to the balls, she’s only millimeters away from…you know. Tossing the salad. And most women really have to be asked to do that (and a lot of guys are afraid to ask).

I think a lot of women are hesitant to suck balls because 1. They see it as something porn sluts do; and 2. They’re afraid of causing damage; 3. The balls are just too close to the butthole.

Do I have this right?

 

It’s Kira Liv Day at SCORELAND

May 6, 2023 by Dave

Kira Liv gives her nipple a workout.

Today is Kira Liv Day at SCORELAND. The naturally stacked newcomer is’working out, and you know what that means: lots of bouncing and swinging of her ginormous, creamy naturals. Kira also self-sucks her nipples, which she’s proving to be very good at. I’m not going to put her in the Gya Roberts and Sarah Rae category of self-suckers just yet (those girls have skills that are beyond belief), but she’s definitely working her way up. Practice, practice, practice, I say. Sarah Rae used to practice a lot. She said it was her goal to self-suck both nipples hands-free at the same time, something she accomplished.

Anyway, back to Kira. She’s going to be the covergirl of the issue of Voluptuous we’re working on now (Volume 30 Number 1), and I wouldn’t mind putting her in every issue from now until forever.

It’s also Angie Bravo Weekend at XLGirls.com. Angie’s following up on her hardcore debut at SCORELAND last week by sucking and fucking again, and I gotta tell ya, she’s no slouch at self-sucking her tits either.

Enjoy, and you’d be excused if you don’t leave your house all weekend. Kira and Angie are worth spending a lot of time with.

Angie sucks her tit while her guy sucks her pussy.

 

Katie Rose has it covered

April 27, 2023 by Elliot James

Katie goes hotter than ever in this set and video.

I can never predict how much time the girls we photograph will devote to modeling. Some will make a full-time career out of it. Others do it for a day, a month, a year and then they move on. Which brings me to Katie Rose. She’s got so much going on besides modeling that I can’t even try to make a prediction. Today we’re posting the photos that were published in Voluptuous magazine (Volume 29 Number 4). She’s the covergirl of the issue.

SCORELAND: Do you drive?

Katie Rose: No, but I really want to.

SCORELAND: Are car seat belts comfortable for you?

Katie Rose: I don’t like them. They go between my breasts or squeeze them.

SCORELAND: What do you wear when you go to bed?

Katie Rose: I sleep without clothes.

 

 

 

The girl you’re looking at was an A-cupper all through high school. And now…

April 22, 2023 by Dave

Juliana obviously wants cock.

Didn’t newcomer Juliana Rodriguez ever learn that it’s not nice to stick out your tongue at people? I guess not, although she gets an exemption in this case because it’s perfectly fine to stick your tongue out at people when your big tits are also out and you’re letting them know you want to suck cock.

Juliana made her debut at XLGirls.com on Thursday. She went solo. A day later, she was back and sucking cock, fucking and getting a creampie. Now that’s a rapid progression, but then again, Juliana is used to things happening quickly. She was an A-cupper all through high school and experienced a growth spurt when she was 19. Can you imagine? The people who know her must have thought she was stuffing her bra. Well, we have absolute proof she wasn’t.

“I used to get very shy and cover up my breasts, but now I’ve embraced it and I love the attention.”

Juliana was born in Indianapolis and now lives in L.A. If you ask me, she has a cute, super-sexy look about her. I’m trying to place who she reminds me of, but it’s eluding me. V-Girl from the early 2000s from Southern California. Damn! Any ideas?

 

 

 

Xena Zoraki’s huge naturals are a pair of tape-measure blasts

April 15, 2023 by Dave

How big do you think Xena’s tits are?

Xena Zoraki says she has G-cup tits. I say, “Xena, you need to get those babies re-measured.” I’d be happy to do it for her, although my eye test says her huge naturals are at least J-cups, maybe more. In Xena’s hardcore scene at XLGirls.com, posted just one day after her solo debut, her guy tries to measure them by stuffing his face in her cleavage. That’s one way to do it. The best way. Another way is to 1.) Measure your cock when it’s hard; 2.) Put it between her tits. That sounds very unscientific but fun.

Basically, Xena knocks my socks off.

 

 

Demmy’s Bounce Party

April 13, 2023 by Elliot James

Breast royalty Demmy Blaze sets off a major boob quake today. The bouncing is non-stop. How many ways can the great Demmy bounce her huge boobs? Many ways.

Demmy’s bust is bigger than ever. I only wish she lived in the USA, but there I go being selfish again.

“I would like a T-shirt that reads “Big Power Boobs,” Demmy told me a few years ago. That says it all.

Behold boob royalty.

 

I’m sure Aly Guzman has a very nice pussy. I just haven’t gotten around to looking at it yet.

March 23, 2023 by Dave

Colombian Aly Guzman has one of the finest pairs of tits I’ve ever seen.

The title of Aly Guzman‘s posting today at SCORELAND is “Pumpin’ The Pink.” I assume Elliot means Ms. Guzman is pumping her pink pussy with either a toy or her fingers. However, I have no way of gauging the accuracy of the title because I couldn’t get past Aly’s tits. They’re full. They’re massive. They have large, dark areolae. If Aly had sex with me, she’d never have to worry about getting pregnant because I’d never get around to her pussy. Sounds selfish? I’m sorry. Oh, sure, if Aly said to me, “Please fuck my pussy. I need it,” I’d do it, but only because 1.) It’d be the right thing to do; and 2.) I’d be worried about her denying me future access to her tits.

Have you ever been with a girl whose tits were so great, you forgot about her pussy? And, if so, what happened?