Siri, show us your tits. Thank you, Siri. We appreciate that, Siri.
Siri makes her Voluptuous magazine debut in the September ’12 issue, now at your favorite jack shack, mag rack, all-around adult emporium or from eBoobStore.
Our store has both a print and a digital version (if you’re a tablet reader).
This marks a double magazine cover debut for the meteoric Siri.
The nubile, huge Harry Potter fan (for once I’d like to be Daniel Radcliffe) is also the covergirl of the September ’12 SCORE.
Pretty sweet, I say.
Double cover debuts like this are still fairly rare.
I remember Nicole Peters (April ’03), Ines Cudna (March ’03) and Via Paxton (September ’99) having spectacular double debuts, too.
Lemme see…who else? There was Sharday’s famous double cover debut for the November ’01 issues. In her V-mag debut, Sharday wore her actual high school prom dress.
Most models who debut in both SCORE and V-mag tend to have different debut dates, with or without being on the cover.
Along with Siri, the big, bad line-up for September ’12 is:
Anna Carlene
Cherry Brady
Kristi Maxx
Kristina Milan
Reina Lee
Renee Ross
Sabina Leigh
The ever-elusive Trinity Michaels
And those deadly pillow fighters Jenna Valentine and Leanne Crow. Bam!
Not near a store? No problem. We come to you.
Actually, a mail carrier will come to you. However, we can’t guarantee it will be a busty, female postal employee.
Now at stores or direct from your friends at SCORE.
The Net has your eye, this I cannot deny.
But a cover on a rack will freeze you in your track.
The annual all-naturals September ’12 issue of SCORE is now at your favorite newsstand or magazine store, or get it straight to your door from SCORE.
This year:
Siri’s first issue and her first cover. Enter for a chance to win her signed bra.
Alia Janine
Emilia Boshe
Jenna Valentine
Maggie Green and Angela White on one lucky putz.
Micky Bells
Nancy Navarro
Rachel Love in an exclusive interview.
Plus a “Supernaturals” special: Hitomi, Valory Irene, Venera, Karla James, Karina Hart, Diane Poppos, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Ines Cudna, Sharday, Merilyn Sakova and Christy Marks.
The DVD Pick is Mammary Mambo starring G-cupper Arianna Sinn and KKK-cupper Miosotis in a clash of the titty titans. It’s a XXX breast-fest.
A curvy collection of cantilevered cleavage cuties cupping their compelling casabas!
You may resist but your pipe will persist.
The digital version for computers and tablets contains five embedded videos as a bonus:
Jenna Valentine
Maggie Green and Angela White
Micky Bells
Nancy Navarro
Rachel Love
Eva Notty is the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl ever. Says who? Says you!
SCORELAND‘s “20 for 20” 20th anniversary celebration has reached the halfway point. Today, the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl of all -time (as voted by SCORELAND members) was announced, and her name is Eva Notty. So, to recap, the results so far:
No. 20: SaRenna Lee
No. 19: Venera
No. 18: Natalie Fiore
No. 17: Danni Ashe
No. 16: Sharday
No. 15: Terry Nova
No. 14: Lorna Morgan
No. 13 Angela White
No. 12: Valory Irene
No. 11 Eva Notty.
Who will be in the Top 10? Who will be No. 1? We’ll continue to reveal the results day by day, climaxing on June 29 with the name of the greatest SCORE Girl ever.
Surprises so far? Well, kind of, but not really. When reviewing the history of SCORE and the all-time popularity of models (meaning how popular they were during their prime), SaRenna Lee should be in the Top 5 and maybe in the Top 3. Few models have been so important to SCORE. But I’m not surprised she came in at No. 20 because members these days have clearly expressed their preference for naturals over the mega-busters of the 1990s. I am kinda surprised that Sharday was No. 16. I thought she’d be higher, but the thing is, she never appeared in any videos. If she had, she might have been Top 5.
I will tell you that I know the remaining results, and there are some surprises to come, especially at No. 7 and Nos. 2 and 3.
SaRenna Lee, one of the most-popular SCORE Girls ever (and one of the most important in the mag's history), finished No. 20 in the "20 for 20" voting.
What have we learned so far? Well, we already knew that the big-boob lovers of today prefer naturals. It would be easy to say that they have short memories, but when you examine the results, you’ll see that a lot of the girls in the first 10 (and many who are to come in the Top 10) debuted more than 10 years ago. So new vs. not-so-new has not been an issue.
Finally, so far, there has been wide disagreement between SCORELAND members and SCORE readers. Already, five girls not picked by mag readers have found their way into SCORELAND‘s Top 20: Natalie Fiore, Terry Nova, Angela White, Valory Irene and Eva Notty. I already knew that website members and mag readers were different, but I didn’t think they were this different.
One more thing we’ve learned: Elliot and I might have gone a bit nuts with the gift-pack giveaway trivia questions. Seems as if each day has been tougher than the previous one. “Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?” Were we kidding? The answer (from among Kellei G, Casey James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone) was Dawn Stone, and I wish I had a dollar for everyone who guessed Kellei G. I think today’s questions are a bit easier (What is Christy Marks’ favorite restaurant?), but we’ll see about that.
Oh, well. We’ll try to be easier on you guys in 2022. Meanwhile, enjoy the rest of “20 for 20.”
Letha Weapons was the coverstar of August '92 SCORE.
Twenty years ago, the trucks were delivering their bundles of the second issue of SCORE magazine (Volume 1, No. 2) while readers who’d read the first bi-monthly issue waited impatiently outside newsstands and stores for their next load of new big boobs.
L.A. Bust was SCORE‘s first covergirl. Who would be the covergirl of the August ’92 issue?
She turned out to be Letha Weapons. “This sexy 18-year-old is packing clubs across the U.S. and Canada,” the editor wrote in Miss Weapons’ 11-page layout that closed the issue. “No doubt, Letha’s plump pair of honeydew-sized melons could certainly be classified as weapons in the battle of the sexes.”
Letha and her lethal weapons.
The rest of the issue included pictorials of dancer Zoryna Dreams; Tiffany Towers in a softcore sex scene with a guy; a softcore team-up Nilli Willis and Lisa Phillips and Jolene, a new 19-year old natural from San Diego, California.
There was an article by Christopher Caswell about the Vector, a $398,000 sportscar. The erotic short story was “Sylvia’s Secret” by Jackson Adams with art by Otis Sweat. There was a feature story, “How To Photograph Nude Models Part 2” by Evan Andrews. Evan wrote, “Being a glamour photographer will give you a way to open a conversation with all those girls you meet at the local sports bar and you will have a portfolio of photographs to back up your story. What guy could compete with you?” Indeed.
There was a two-pager about super-naturally busty Polish stripper and sexploitation actress Chesty Morgan. L.A. Bust began her first column “Night Moves,” the prototype of the columns that Alyssa Alps and Crystal Gunns would write.
Orion Jeweb contributed his scholarly breast column “Mam•mal•o•gy.” (“Because the spirit of rational inquiry demands the hard data of practical experience, Mam•mal•o•gy has come to realize that, as one reader put it, ‘a boob in the hand is worth two in the bra.'”)
Duncan Gutteridge painted a new Fantasy SCORE. “Homebodies” presented amateur hopefuls who’d sent in their Polaroids. Wrapping it up, there was a “Video Pick” and the “Scorecard” letters section.
The price? $4.95, $5.95 in Canada. (Gas was $1.13 a gallon.) I saw a used copy of this edition going for $23.95 now.
Lisa Gazombas on the back cover. The next issue was November '92. Readers had to wait two months.
On the back cover, Lisa Gazombas promised big-boobed satisfaction for the next issue, November ’92. She later changed her moniker to Lisa Chest. I don’t remember why. I liked Gazombas. I still do.
And that’s the way it was, 20 years ago.
No Internet. No DVDs. No iPads, tablets, desktops or Smartphones. No SCORELAND.
There were print magazines and VHS tapes. That was it. And there were strip clubs everywhere you could visit with lots of huge-boobed girls strutting their stuff on stage. They had names like Toppsy Curvey, Kayla Kleevage, Wendy Whoppers, C.C. Moore, Susie Boobies and Bethany Bustin and there were a helluva lot more new ones on the way. A huge-titted army, in fact.
Today, I am going to write about panties. Why am I going to write about panties on a big-boob blog? Because Maria keeps insisting that I write about panties. Just before, she said to me, “Dave, why don’t you write about panties?”
But what am I going to write about panties? To me, the key question about panties is similar to the question about bras that Maria recently posed: On or off. What I mean is, when you’re having sex with a woman, do you bother to take her panties off or do you keep them on and pull the crotch part aside and then slide your cock into her pussy? Now, I have my opinion about this (panties pulled to the side is my choice), but how much am I going to say about that? Not much. I just said it.
Christy Marks likes boy shorts.
Then Elliot reminded me that the “Model Info” sheets we have every girl fill out has the question, “Do you normally wear panties? Any special kind?” And it occurred to me that I never use that info when I’m writing about the girls for SCORE magazine.
“You should do a survey on panties,” Elliot said.
By survey, I think he meant take a look at the “Model Info” sheets. So I did. And I kinda like what I saw.
Siri: Always wears panties. Her favorites are Victoria’s Secret G-strings. I’m not surprised. G-strings are great on that ass. Her ass cheeks swallow up the string.
Christy Marks: Usually wears panties “but there are always those times when I prefer boy shorts.”
Sara Jay usually doesn't wear panties. She did it just for you.
Valory Irene: “I always wear a thong.” This is somewhat surprising because I’ve seen her in full-back undies, and she looks great in them.
Aren’t we really asking the girls if they ever go commando? Is commando the right word for when a woman doesn’t wear panties? Commandess?
Kelly Christiansen: “Thongs only if I wear any, which I usually don’t.”
There we go!
Daylene Rio: “Yes, all sorts. No special kind.”
Sara Jay: “No.” That surprises me. Panties were created for a great ass like hers.
I think Siri's ass looks very good in a G-string. Don't you?
Anyway, what have we learned today? We’ve learned that some girls wear panties and some don’t. Most girls these days wear thongs. Full-back panties seem to be a thing of the past (which means they’re probably a thing of the future, too).
You know what I love? Whale tail. Don’t know what that is? Look it up. Know what it is? Then you know why I like it.
In the ’90s, print distributors and retailers began inserting mens magazines into sealed, plastic polybags. They’re opaque and only transparent at the top where the title is printed and at the bottom for the bar code. This was started for a number of reasons.
They keep those rude and naughty covers discreetly concealed from irritating juvenile delinquents and old ladies with blue hair and the noses to match.
The bag also keeps the magazine clean. It can contain the DVD bonus without the printer having to bind the disc to the magazine. They also guarantee privacy for subscribers so that a mailman can’t read a magazine first before the reader does.
Those bags can also keep an adult mag rack section from becoming a public library. I’ve heard many an exasperated clerk tell a lingering browser to either buy a mag or put it back on the shelf. I’ve heard it myself a few times when I selfishly went overtime checking out the latest magazines. However, many adult stores crack open one copy of a title so the customers can check out the contents.
Some store employees don’t like polybagged magazines, whether they’re adult or not. Bagged magazines can be hard to scan. They’re difficult to stack on the racks. They’re more labor-intensive to return because the cover must be torn off before any unsold copies are returned to the distributors for credit.
Although the bags are an established fact of print magazine publishing now, TSG still believes that a cover should be created with the highest quality in mind, even though many readers will never see it until they get home. So we spend the time to do that, down to the colors, the cover girl and the cover shot.
I’ve posted 12 TSG magazine covers from the last four years.
What I want to know is, what is your favorite cover and why?
What attracted you to that cover the most? Was it the main girl? The smaller photos? A headline?
What makes a great cover?
What makes a weak cover?
Write your comments below or email scorecard@scoregroup.com.
It’s here. 20 years in the making. The June 2012 SCORE is now hot off the printing press. Celebrating two decades of bringing big boobs to the world. Get your copy today at your favorite store, or get it direct from eBoobStore.com.
It’s also available in a digital version for reading on tablets.
I like new tech, but it’s only a means to an end, and that end is the love of big tits.
LA Bust was the covergirl of the first issue, June 1992
Veteran subscriber Delmo writes “Scorecard”:
“Twenty years already? Time flies when you’re having fun perusing the best big-boob mag on the market. I remember buying the second issue on the stands in 1992 and was hooked. Here was a newcomer to the big-boob scene that could compete with, and beat, Gent, D-Cup, Hustler’s Busty Beauties, etc.! Being a completist, I quickly tracked down the first issue, and, with the help of subscribing a number of years ago, I have the whole run of SCORE to date. I even have a handful of the short-lived UK version, TEASE. Congratulations on reaching this impressive milestone, and may you have 20 more years. I know I’ll still be buying.”
Arianna Sinn is about to have sex on a public beach. Why? Because she can.
K.S. from the UK writes, “If I could make a comment regarding model interviews in general, I’m becoming increasingly bored with them. It’s not that I don’t care about the person behind the tits. I do. But the line of questioning is tired and always geared towards generating the same kind of responses. ‘When did your boobs start developing?’ ‘Is it difficult to find bras?’ ‘What’s your taste in men?”What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done sexually?’ Yawwwwwwwwwn. If I had a pound for every girl who’s had sex in a hot tub or in some public place where someone might see…And I never believe it. Y’know what would genuinely be a refreshing answer to that question? ‘I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off.’ I’d appreciate that sort of honesty as opposed to what she (the interviewee) thinks I want to hear.”
I’m going to take here a moment to defend the interviews because 1.) I’m usually the interviewer and 2.) I strongly disagree with K.S. on a number of points.
First, I very rarely, if ever, ask a model, “What’s your taste in men?” I don’t want to know. And do you know why I don’t want to know? Because, just possibly, her taste in men might be the exact opposite of me. And I don’t want to hear that.
Second, regarding his comment about not believing the girls when they say they’ve had sex in a public place or a hot tub and instead wanting to hear, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off”…
Okay, at the risk of T.M.I., if a model said to me, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off,” that’s when I would think she’s holding back and not telling me everything. Why? Because (T.M.I. alert!) even I have had sex in more interesting places than in bed with the lights off. Haven’t you? And if I have and you have, can you imagine where some of these absolutely beautiful, incredibly endowed women have had sex? And why have they had sex in unusual places? BECAUSE THEY CAN! Because if they want to have sex in a public place, they’re not going to have a lot of trouble finding a guy to do it with them.
I mean, imagine…you’re sitting on the beach when a SCORE Girl comes up to you and says, “I want to suck your cock on the beach.” You will most likely find a way to make this happen, whether it means throwing a towel over the both of you or taking her by the hand to the dunes for a quickie right there in broad daylight.
Of course, if a model claimed, “I’ve had sex on the stage of a political convention with millions of people watching,” I’d probably say, “Bullshit.” But no model has ever said that to me.
I mean, you know that thing they call “The Mile High Club”? Having sex in an airplane’s lavatory is pretty wild, but people apparently do it all the time (although most SCORE Girls haven’t; their boobs and another person don’t fit in an airplane lavatory).
I haven’t done a Blog about this since January 3, 2010, exactly two years ago.
Back then, SCORELAND member Jack had perceptively written about this kind of picture: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism.”
This kind of picture can’t be done with digital images. I don’t think a model holding up a tablet computer with her photo could ever have the same impact as her holding a printed magazine or a DVD cover in her hand. There’s a permanence with a physical product.
As Angela White commented, “There’s no way to describe the feeling of seeing yourself on the cover of a magazine!”
Come to think of it, I need to hit up Angela for a photo of her holding up her DVD, Angela White Finally Fucks.
Angel Gee and her April '09 SCORE cover.
Crystal Gunns and SCORE Man VL in "The Gunns Show" column, July '08.
Here’s the TV show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to have on ABC but can’t.
I’ve blogged about SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored before. It’s one of my favorite SCORE DVDs of the last five years, a XXX spin-off of the fast and sexy SCOREtv series. It’s horny and it’s funny. There’s a saying around the SCORE office for lots of years that “there’s nothing funny about a hard-on” but I like the merger of hot, busty sex and comedy. I was never a fan of dark, moody, hardcore dramas.
I loved the entire format of five SCORE Girls sitting down to chat before, after and sometimes during sex. Kelly Christiansen was beautiful and picture perfect, just a little mussed up from riding the north pole in the “green room” right before going on stage. I don’t think this happens on the Jay Leno NBC set. Maybe at the Letterman show, from what I’ve read about him.
My favorite scene is when Dave and Angelina Castro, on the SCOREtv set, watch Angelina being boned in the culo and talk about it. How often is that done? We did that once before with Karen Fisher in 2006 and not enough in my opinion. There’s something extra-hot and horny about a model’s reactions and her spontaneous comments when she watches her own XXX video. Why is that? Because you rarely see it.
Exotic stripper Stephanie Stalls did her first anal and showed how flexible she is. (A SCORE regular the past two years, Stephanie’s dancing right now at Frank Day’s in South Dakota through December.) Kali West and Nadia Night made me proud to be a tit-man.
If you don’t have SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on your big-boob movie shelf, you should.
By the way, it’s that time again. The most wonderful time of the year. The brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011 is on the way to SCORELAND this week. Keep abreast by checking into the Blog for news and scenes from this all-new boobapalooza. The countdown begins now.
